"Alas..."Evenson sighed, he didn't expect that hell would be so full of ghosts today, that the dignified devil monarch had no place to live in the world, it was really sad and lamentable... If I believe you, it's really early-onset Alzheimer's, "I think it's better to ask the Supreme Master to come back and send you down, and I actually made up such an unreliable reason." ”

"I'm saying it's true, okay!" Mephisto waved his hands, looking extremely excited.

"The space of hell is infinite, you said it yourself. Evenson touched his nose, since space is infinite, how can there be overcrowding.

"That's right, the space of hell is infinite. Mephisto rolled his eyes and said with an impatient look, "But those spaces need to be developed before they can be used." ”

"That's reasonable...", Oreses agreed with the idea with a wave of her hands, "The Twisted Void in which the Legion is located is theoretically infinite, but many places also need to be transformed to be able to use it. ”

"Exactly. Mephisto nodded again and again, "The meaning of hell is to punish those sinful souls, so naturally you can't just find a place to throw those souls who go to hell and leave them alone, isn't that a camping club?"

"To do this, we have to build cell after cell, and arrange a single cell for each sinful soul on the subject of their crimes, which is a big project. ”

"And the human race," Mephisto said, frowning unhappily, "it's strange to say, some people have lived less than 30 years on earth, but they have to spend 300 years in hell to pay off their debts. This makes it hard to recycle our cells. ”

"That's a problem. Evenson agreed, but his words suddenly changed, "But this problem is not new, and I don't believe you will be forced to be overwhelmed by this phenomenon that has been around for a long time." ”

If there is an unexpected situation, people may be caught off guard, but human beings have existed until now, science and technology and material conditions are constantly developing with each passing day, but the changes in human nature are not very large, Mephisto, as one of the monarchs of hell, how could he not understand these things? How could he be confused by these ancient problems?

"It wouldn't have been like this. "In fact, the population of Hell grows regularly, and we expand Hell every once in a while, and Hell has been running in an orderly manner, without any major problems. But..."

"But what?" Evenson couldn't help but ask, seeing Mephisto stop talking.

"About 300 years ago, one of my former henchmen spent a budget with me to expand Hell again, and when the project was completed, the guy patted his chest and told me that this expansion would be enough to handle the population growth for the next 666 years. Mephisto gritted his teeth and looked a little angry, "I really believe in his evil, how long has it been? I have already donated my palace to turn it into a prison cell!"

Evenson snapped his fingers and counted, 300 years... In 666... Oh, this is not even half the time, there is definitely a lot of catty in this project, "I don't expect you devils to be high-spirited, and it is understandable to fill your own pockets with a little project money, but it is too much to make such a bastard project? Let me tell you, if I were you, I would definitely put that guy to death directly, and then fight it up and fight again, fight it again, fight it again!"

"Let's do this... In fact, you can't blame him completely. Mephisto touched his chin and said a little embarrassed, "I went to inspect the project after it was completed, and I was very satisfied with the expansion at the time, and I gave him a commendation. ”

"So what's wrong?" said Evenson.

"Hmph!" Mephisto snorted coldly, and then suddenly said in a fierce voice, "At first everything was fine, but when an unlucky crown prince who died in Sarajevo came to report to me, it didn't take a few days for those damn souls to fall like rain!"

This is Mephisto suddenly changed to a self-deprecating tone and said, "Oh, it's not a big deal, it's not once or twice that humans have engaged in fratricidal wars, it's just that this time it's a little harder, and a lot of people have died, it's a big deal that I can just advance the next expansion plan a little bit, that's how I comforted myself at the time, and this abnormal state will stop after a few years." ”

"But!" Mephisto was now a little hysterical, "I just took a breath, and the phenomenon began again! Stalingrad! Leninge! Dunkirk! Normandy, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hitler, Hideki Tojo, and Musso... Well, this doesn't count, they are holding hands and leading their own people to jump into hell!"

"Can you imagine what it was like in hell at that time! The devil who registered the souls had his fingers gone! It didn't take long for the prison to fill up! I donated my kennel to do it, and then my private playground and garden! What made me desperate the most was that the worst of these guys would have to spend 100 years in hell before they could leave!"

Well, there is a saying, natural disasters killed thousands of people and goods, Pompeii and the Black Death were carried down, but these two world wars directly forced them to be homeless, and Evenson sympathized with him a little.

"To be honest, I really underestimate human beings..."Mephisto shook his head, "I and several other monarchs have ruled Hell for countless millennia, but we have never met each other, even when it comes to sensitive issues such as territory, we can all resolve them through negotiation at the negotiating table, such a comparison..."

This made Evenson a little difficult to answer, and he had to say embarrassedly, "You have to look forward, you can't keep staring at the past, at least there is no third world war, otherwise you will definitely suffer." ”

"Of course!" Mephisto nodded and said in the affirmative, "After I confiscated my opera house and wine cellar, guess what I did? Caused an American reconnaissance plane to deviate a few degrees on the course, and then happened to discover the Soviet missiles sent to Cuba, how could two unknown young reporters discover the secrets of the Watergate Building? How could a bald man with no talent, naïve and stupid, become the last prime minister of the Soviet Union if he hadn't made a deal with me?"

Evenson was stunned and stunned when he heard these words, and he felt that if he could, Mephisto would definitely win the Nobel Peace Prize several times.