Happy birthday to my silly tablemates!
In September 2017, I entered this high school, came to this class, and met this tablemate.
"Hey, what's on the blackboard?"
It was the first thing she said to me.
"School uniform number. ”
That's the first thing I said to her.
"Hey, do I look good with my hair down or do I look good with it up?"
That's the first thing I took the initiative to say to her.
"Get it down. Pick it up and feel ...... It's kind of silly. ”
After the military training, the seats were readjusted, and Qiao Yifu and I reluctantly separated.
"Jun'er, I don't want to be separated from you, what kind of seat do you say this old scene, how good it is for the two of us to be together. Qiao Yifu said.
"yes, I don't want to be separated from you either. The men and women at your table?"
Qiao Yifu: "Female." But it doesn't look good. ”
Me: "I'm also a woman at the table, and I look ...... I think I can still see it. ”
That's my first assessment of her.
She is not good at science, and she always can't do math problems, so I pretended to be next to her, showing that she was better at studying than her: "I'm grass, why is this problem so simple." ”
But it wasn't until later that I learned that her score in the high school entrance examination was one point higher than mine, and I felt like I was being slapped in the face.
Although I was several points higher than her in every exam later, I really wanted to laugh when I thought of myself at that time.
On October 16th, I had my first quarrel with her.
The reason is that I moved her a few times, and then she was in a hurry.
At that time, I didn't understand, when I was in junior high school, my class liked to talk and fight, and I felt that this kind of thing was normal, and we were all used to it, and I didn't realize that I hit others, and I didn't realize that others hit me.
But I haven't hit her yet, just moved a few times, is she so angry?
Although I didn't touch her anymore, I don't think I can change this habit.
On October 25th, Zheng Xinjie changed the seat, and the seat chart transferred me and her away, I didn't know what I was thinking at that time, and rushed to Zheng Xinjie with an arrow step, "Why did you transfer that fool away from me? ”
I forgot what I said at the time, but I ended up keeping the fool behind.
Maybe it's because I'm used to sitting at the same table with that fool, and I have to readjust to another person, which is too troublesome.
On November 2nd, I told her about her facial paralysis in our dormitory, and she kept saying that I had low emotional intelligence and scolded me for being sick. She was copying math problems at the time, and then she started reading, and I said let me copy it, and she actually said, "I won't copy it and I won't copy it for you." ”
It was the first time she me off.
On November 6th, after evening self-study, the stupid table left, I was still in the class, I asked Li Jiaxin: "Does my stupid tablemate say bad things about me in the dormitory every day?"
Li Jiaxin: "No, she said you're fine." ”
Before I could even be sure if it was real or fake, my roommates were already squirting, "The bun is a little green on the head!"
On November 8th, she said that she wanted to eat sugar gourds, so after school, Chen Ze and Gao Shangwu and I bought four at the school gate, one of which was for me to be stupidly at the same table.
It's not false to say that I was stupid at the same table, she didn't go to eat at noon, and ate rock sugar gourd (hawthorn appetizer), wasn't that even hungrier? Fortunately, I was kind-hearted and bought her a sandwich.
On November 10th, as soon as she came, her face was gloomy, and she was gloomy all morning, and I don't know what happened to her.
I told Wang Huazhuo that she was stupid, she heard her, and she was in a bad mood, after hearing me scold her, she was in a hurry, and directly took the book and slapped me on me, which stunned me.
She was very angry, and said with a crying voice: "You scold me again, I can hear what you just said so loudly." Her face was full of anger and grievance, and I didn't dare to look at her, so I could only whisper, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”
She ran away, knocked over the stool and went to the toilet to cry.
I was the only one left in the same place, blaming myself.
In order to make up for his mistake, he found a large piece of paper, wrote "I was wrong, I'm sorry" six big characters, pasted it on the table, and covered it with a book.
In the first class of the afternoon, I sat in the corner of the desk, not daring to stand next to her, and then moved the book away so that she could see the paper. I don't know what kind of reaction she saw, but she should be a little touched.
In the second class, she took the initiative to talk to me.
"What are you doing, sit here. ”
The deliberate tone of command instantly changed my mood.
"Have you forgiven me?"
"I'm not so stingy. ”
"You're so nice. ”
On November 11th, Singles' Day, I gave a small tea gift bag to my silly tablemate.
In the afternoon, I took the physics exam and practiced weekly, I was stupid and the same table was not good at science, and I wrote slowly, so Shi Fanjing kept saying to her, "You are trash." ”
I didn't talk back at the table, I was anxious, and I cried again.
I felt distressed, and I couldn't see the girl crying, so I hurriedly comforted me.
She was really magnanimous, and immediately forgave Shi Fanjing. She was made to cry twice by me and Shi Fanjing in two days, and forgave us twice, what a good person.
On November 14th, she was inexplicably happy that day, and I was also happy under the emotional infection. The reason why she is happy is just to buy two pens, one is black, and when you plug in the cap, a cat head will pop up, and when you pull it out, the cat head will be gone, and she said it was very cute (how could there be?)
In the afternoon, she said: "I'm wearing cotton pants." ”
(I get a glass of water under the table)
Her: "Get out!"
Me: "?"
She (smiling): "It's fine. ”
She's a fool who thinks I'm reaching for her padded pants......
On November 15th, I took her to play table tennis at night, and I almost died of laughter on the ground when I saw her stupid and cute appearance of playing.
Later, Li Jiaxin came, she and Li Jiaxin played singles, with my support, she played happily, but Li Jiaxin was in a hurry.
On December 1st, on the way to do exercises, me, Gao Shangwu, and Chen Ze met her and Wang Huazhuo.
Gao Shangwu: "How does it feel to be next to Zhang Jiajun, do you want to beat him?"
Her: "Hmm. ”
Gao Shangwu: "Zhang Jiajun, she wants to beat you, her!"
Her: "Hey, why are you this person, sowing discord, and this is the end of our exchange." ”
Wang Huazhuo: "Huahua, let's go, don't talk to him." ”
(I smile and am speechless during the above process)
On December 4th, as soon as I came in the afternoon, I found a glove on the table, and then played with a glove for an afternoon, and I had a lot of fun, and the stupid table saw me playing with gloves and laughed like a fat man of 200 pounds.
I slapped the flies with my bare hands again, and this time Guo Zhiwei laughed with her like a fat man of two hundred pounds.
On December 7, I went to the cafeteria to eat at night and met her and Wang Huazhuo. Wang Huazhuo's attitude towards me was extremely bad, and he put on a look of disgust, "Why do you say everything outside?" (referring to what I said to Wu Yihao: I stupidly said that Wang Xiaoyang plays better than you)
I ignored Wang Huazhuo, and Wang Huazhuo went on to say that she had never thought I was good, and asked me if my table mate thought I was bad. Silly tablemates say that sometimes they think I'm good and sometimes not.
Wang Huazhuo: "Kebei, I also think he's better when he orders the song......
I ignored it and turned around to buy food.
She: "Are you angry?"
Me: "No. ”
She: "The two of us are unscrupulous, don't take it to heart." ”
Me: "It's okay, you said I didn't talk much? I'm used to it, I'm immune." ”
(Actually, I'm really angry)
"But your 50 billion this month is gone. ”
On December 11, I watched her play basketball in physical education class, but she kept chasing the ball and died laughing.
On December 14th, the first snow fell. I didn't go back to the dormitory for the first time that day, so I picked up an MP3 for her and slept on my stomach on the desk with her all afternoon.
In the evening, we sang "You at the Same Table", and there were no highlights. But the "Thousand Years of Frost and Snow" that I sang with her had a lot of response, and many people said that I sang neutrally, right?
On December 17th, she got a perm, and she looked like a female college student in the seventies and eighties, with a special sense of age, simply put...... Look old.
On December 18th, a lot of great things happened on this day, and everything changed from this day.
In PE class that day, she came to see me playing, and it seemed like ...... She was the first girl to watch me play.
At noon that day, I had dinner with Guo Zhiwei and her, Wang Huazhuo, and Wang Shuxuan, but I didn't know at that time that my small move would cause a lot of trouble in the future.
At noon that day, I listened to MP3 with her again.
At noon that day, a piece of news exploded in my mind like a thunderbolt from a sunny sky - Guo Zhiwei and Wang Shuxin were together. At that time, Guo Zhiwei was so excited that he didn't know how to express it, and kept asking me: Jun'er, am I my first love? At that time, I was both happy for Guo Zhiwei, but also very depressed, when would I meet that person......
At noon that day, Wang Huazhuo announced: In the future, the five of us will be a family.
At noon that day, Li Jiaxin slapped Wang Haoran. (Off topic)
That night, I had a fever, and I felt okay for the second period of self-study, so I came back again.
That night, I was stupidly called out to talk by Lao Jing at the same table, and asked me if she and I were having a relationship? However, Lao Jing also seems to suspect that I am engaged in a relationship with Guo Zhiwei.
On December 20th, I had my first face-to-face meal with her, which was very embarrassing, although I was able to let it go later. During the meal, Wang Shuxin kept making a big fuss with Li Kai, which made Guo Zhiwei anxious and ignored Wang Shuxing. This is the beginning of their contradiction.
December 25th, that day was the day I was most angry with her (many episodes are omitted below). Then I didn't talk to her for days.
On December 28th, I went to dinner with Chen Ze in the evening, and met her and Wang Huazhuo on the first floor, and they called Chen Ze away, so I went up to the second floor alone. At that time, I had already guessed what they were called Chen Ze for.
Sure enough, after waiting for a while, Wang Huazhuo and Chen Ze came up and asked me why I ignored her, but I kept my mouth shut.
On December 29th, I told Wang Huazhuo the reason in the evening.
That's it, I don't want to mention the past.
On December 30th, at the New Year's Day party, she and Wang Huazhuo sang "The Singer at the End of the World", and it could be seen that they were singing very embarrassed.
On January 1st, she was the first girl to accompany me on New Year's Eve.
On January 2nd, because I was the highest in the exam, I wanted to invite people in the village to eat hot pot, and when I ate hot pot, her mood was not high, and she felt that I was squeezing her, but I won't say why?
On January 8th, I changed all the group business cards, hehe.
On January 16th, I went back to No. 5 Middle School with her and met her brother, who, like her, was a little fat man.
On January 22, she had a fever and was a little distressed, but because she was in conflict with her at the time, she didn't show much concern for her. She didn't come for a day, and she changed her non-mainstream notebook when she had nothing to do.
Her voice became inexplicably pleasant during her fever.
On January 31st, two girls from the second class came to me, and they went back to tell Yang Jialei that I looked good at the same table, and Yang Jialei wanted to see what I looked like at the same table, so I took him to the back door of our class, and I yelled at her.
"What for?"
"Fart!"
Yang Jialei saw her face, I asked him what he thought I looked like at the same table, and he said it was okay, but he was a little paralyzed.
I told her this, and she kept wrestling with the question, "I think I'm good-looking, am I ugly?"
Playing badminton with her at night and abusing her, she kept leaving there to make excuses, talking about lights, glasses and other things. Alas, if you can't play, you can't beat it, after all, how can a sports committee like me, who is unparalleled in the world, be weaker than a little girl in badminton?
Ah, I've written so much, I really miss the time of the last semester, and I'm always happy to sit at the same table with that fool, and it's estimated that I'm going to separate next semester, and I'm a little reluctant, but it's more of a pity for her, without me, her study is going to plummet, and I've just been brought up by me to get some grades, what can she do in the future, right?
Today is the fool's birthday, and I was supposed to ask her out to play, but she ran to Zhengzhou, in order to avoid an inspection homework?
So I wrote this, and while it's not anything substantial, my gift is definitely the most special, and it must be the best of all she's ever received.
Because, I really put my heart into it, and I didn't finish my homework, but it took me two hours to write these 3,700 words.
Because, this gift is called memory.