04Ready to go
"Sister, what is this? The big white bear played with the cylindrical daily necessities in his hand, and asked the beast-eared lady with a curious expression.
This made Zeng Zhe feel a sense of weirdness: Is this big white bear a child? Isn't he a guide? Although the system doesn't say that children can't be guides.
After all, Zeng Zhe still has to admit that he is not as good as a middle school student when he plays games. But the big white bear's curious look made Zeng Zhe feel a kind of egg pain...... and ominous feelings.
"........." The beast-eared lady lifted her blindfold again and looked at the 'daily necessities' on the big white bear's hand again
The .........air seemed to become a little condensed, and everyone's eyes were focused on Zeng Zhe.
"(Expletive)" The female ancestor seemed to realize something, she quickly lifted the sleep mask, snatched the cylindrical household item from the white bear's hand with a thunderous force, and then threw the thing into the trash can in the corner of the living room with a quick and precise throwing motion!!
She scored!!the whole set was coherent!accurate!fast!flowing!three-pointer!
Then she looked at the big white bear with a serious face: "This, you will know in two years." ”
Then he looked at Zeng Zhe with a perverted look: "I won't say anything this time." But in the future, you should be a little more reserved in places with children, not to mention that this is a public place. ”
"Yes... I'm sorry. Everyone. "Although Zeng Zhe wanted to complain in his heart: 'The ghost can see that such a big one is a child. 'That's the case.
But he also had to admit that it was very immoral to take out this thing in a public place, so he apologized very seriously and sincerely to the whole room.
"What's going on?" At this moment, two people were teleported in, an orc in the shape of a red panda and a human. These two people looked at the awkward atmosphere of this room, and walked into the corner of the wall in a tacit understanding, looking at the farce in this room with a confused expression.
"Uh, nothing. Although he did a bit brave to do that, but there is one thing to say, no one knew that he was a child before this white bear opened his mouth to call your sister. After all, he looked so big, and his equipment looked so good, I thought he was our guide. ”
The beast-eared lady sighed first, and then said slowly: "I am the guide of your first ten missions, my name is Wang Anna. Just call me Anna, this is my brother, it's called Xiaomi. Okay, now that everyone is together, let's introduce each other's titles and professions and we can go, of course, there is no need to introduce the real name of the name, and the same can be done with the screen name, just to make it easier to remember and call each other. ”
"Your brother... Is he a newbie too? He's so well equipped. My name is Wang Tianming, and I am also a member of the Wang family like you, this is my real name. My profession is a mage" The man who called himself Wang Tianming had long hair in an ancient costume and a familiar look.
"No, my name is Mifan, Wang Mifan. Don't even call me rice. Like you, it's the first time I've been here, my sister pulled me in, and my sister stuffed me with all the equipment. I feel like I'm wearing a lot of weight. I'm also a mage. Although it looks like a tank. The white bear pouted and retorted to his sister, he muttered and slapped his armor a few times, and then answered Wang Tianming's question angrily.
"Safety comes first, and the better the equipment, the better. I spent a lot of effort on this equipment. You don't want others to be unable to ask for it, and you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings. Anna gave her brother a blank look.
"My name is Zeng Zhe, and my real name is also. Belch... Just that... I'm really sorry. I am also a magician, a materialistic magician. Zeng Zhe introduced himself, and then apologized to everyone again. He thought that his introduction would ease the embarrassment with laughter, but the air froze again after his introduction.
He... It's cold......
“...... Actually, it's funny. Let's go to the next one first. After a few seconds of silence from everyone, Wang Tianming came out to play a round.
"I don't really like to tell people my real name, but you can call me Flying Fish. Also a magician. If you can, I'd like to ask a question, although Space says that we will be resurrected if we die during the mission, is this true?" Some are slender, but they look like intellectuals.
"It's true, if the space wants to trick us, there's no need to be like a customer service, or a dedicated line customer service. Just play the set in the main god space. Anna answered Flying Fish's question, and complained in passing, and then she motioned with her eyes to the next one to continue.
"Brother Rocket, mage. "This is a man with an inch head, and his self-introduction is as simple and capable as his hair.
"Well, my name is Fu Qiyang, but just call me tofu. Also... It's a magician. "A gray canine orc, but with white fur on the neck and mouth below the eyes.
"My name is Zeng Weixun, and my screen name is Xiaobai, so just call me Xiaobai. Magician, but I want to ask, are the remaining two also mages, so they are really all mages?"
"No, I'm a healer, I'm a healer. You can call me Xiaowu. This was one of the last two people to come in, a short and fat orc with the appearance of a red panda, and after he finished speaking, the audience burst into loud applause and cast respectful glances at him, while Xiaowu was a little shy in the praise and cheers of the people around him.
"Daddy is awesome!"
"I thought we didn't have a treatment. ”
The last one left was a spiritual guy standing with the red panda, and after the noisy cheers around him fell, he began to introduce himself: "My name is Eno, uh~ I am also a magician, after all, what is another world, I think it's normal to want to be a magician... And I asked the system, and it recommended it that way. ”
"It's really all the mages, it's too real. Wang Tianming interjected with a smile.
"Well, after all, if you weren't born as a soldier in reality, it's better to choose a remote career. Anna affirmed Eno's statement.
"Then sister, why do you look like a melee, aren't you a vagrant in reality? Wang Mifan didn't seem to be very satisfied with his sister's abuse of his nickname in public before, and he began to retaliate.
"Because your sister is awesome!" Anna turned to look at her brother with a 'you're finished' look, but the height difference between their species was so great that Anna could only look up at the big white bear sitting on the couch when she stood.
The two siblings first glanced at each other, but then Anna quickly concretized a superglue that could cover the entire face of the white bear and slapped it with a slap.
"And how can you call a freelancer a vagrant? ”
After slapping his younger brother, Ann continued to turn his head and say to everyone, "Okay, the introduction is over." Let's go, this is the novice team, the first three were patrols. Therefore, it will not be teleported to a place where monsters are dense and powerful, and the wild monsters outside are almost the slime strength outside the novice village. ”
"You can move freely if you go down.,I think the system should have explained the integral method.,If you don't know, ask yourself.,I won't repeat it.。 ”
"But I won't refuse if you want to follow me and my brother, I'm just too lazy to take people who like to run around, after all, I'm not a kindergarten teacher. ”
"The mobs here don't have much oil and water, so there's no need to grab them. And the big blame is the point sharing system, so there is no competitor relationship, so let's cooperate well. Anna finished speaking, and her brother slowly tore off the super adhesive sticker that was stuck to his face.
"It hurts! I'm all over my face now!! Wang Mifan wanted to use super glue to treat his body in the way of others, but the super glue on Anna's face was covered with Mifan's white hair and there was no stickiness, so Anna easily tore it off and threw it into the trash.
"Let's get ready, we're ready to go. ”
"Where's the teleport button?" Zeng Zhe asked, after leaving the previous space, he didn't find any holographic touch panels in the living room here. He wandered around and looked around, though he noticed that the view outside the window was a virtual high-rise building. But it's not as sci-fi as the previous space.
"Concentrate and think about turning on the system. You can see your character status and the system page, and the bottom point is ready, and the system will send us down after clicking all the preparations. Anna answered Zeng's question, then turned to her brother.
"Little rice, this is the first lesson, it's best to add BUF before teleporting, and take a stone armor technique yourself. ”
"I didn't order. Wang Mifan tilted his head to the side and didn't look at his sister.
"Didn't I tell you to light the stone armor and the fireball?" Anna looked at her brother with a frown.
"Who will order stone armor for real mages, my initial skills are fireballs and ice picks. When you see it, first the fireball and then the ice pick, the heat zhang cold shrinks, even if you encounter a thick-armored monster, you don't have to be afraid!!"
"Where did you learn this?" Anna looked at her brother with a 'in a sense, this is really evil' expression.
"Uh......... It's good, it's awesome, you're a little genius, and when you go back I think you can consider applying for a Nobel Prize in physics or something, and then the youngest prodigy in Terra's history is born. Anna rolled her eyes before she began to squeeze her brother.
Then, she grabbed the bear skin on the big white bear's face and pulled it closer to her, and said in a low and semi-threatening tone: "So you physics prodigy, you will die if you are the third to the bottom in the next physics exam!"
After saying that, she let go of her hand......
"You don't usually care about my grades. And he just didn't choose the skills you told me, so he targeted me. The big white bear rubbed his cheeks and looked at his sister with an aggrieved expression.
Anna rolled her eyes at him, and then shouted to the crowd, "Alright, get ready, get ready to go down." Before you go down, imagine the most disgusting scene you can imagine. I'll give you thirty seconds..."
The crowd looked at each other, not understanding what the guide meant. Anna, on the other hand, counted thirty seconds in silence and snapped her fingers. Immediately, the characters in the entire space disappeared without a trace.