When a man goes to the toilet, in addition to leaking his bladder, there are two things: worshipping the handle, and a long and short.

Ninety-nine percent of men will quietly glance at the handle of the same sex around them, so as to make a comparison in their hearts, Qin Ze has not done this since he was an adolescent, because of how lonely it is to be invincible.

At this time, it is the time of the awards, and there are very few people who go to the toilet, and even if they want to go to the toilet, they will hold back and wait for the award to be awarded.

Qin Ze came out of the toilet and saw his sister standing in place, waiting for him quietly.

"I told you to go back first. He walked over.

Qin Baobao took his arm: "Hmph, sister is always so patient when you wait, and you will only complain slowly!"

Qin Ze said: "Can it be the same, the men's toilet never queues, and the women's toilet can be lined up outside the toilet." ”

Qin Baobao said again: "Do you want to smoke a cigarette?"

"Yo, there's nothing wrong with your brain. Qin Ze looked at his sister in surprise: "Don't you hate me smoking the most, what's wrong today." I didn't take it either. ”

"No," Qin Baobao said distressedly: "After sitting for two hours, my butt hurts." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, I'll rub it for you. ”

", there's surveillance.... No, not without monitoring. ”

Qin Ze smoked a cigarette in the toilet cubicle, although the toilet wall was plastered with a "no smoking" sign, but the small rules were never followed, especially when no one was supervised, the officials and masters were all smoking happily by the "no smoking" sign, not to mention that Qin Ze was not even a party member.

The entertainment industry is full of smokers, both men and women are old smoking guns, he found a lot of cigarette ash on the side of the toilet, he didn't see the cigarette butts, he should have washed away.

After smoking, I returned to the venue with my sister, the award award is still continuing, the winners are the animation production team of Xiangjiang, all of them are newcomers, very young, under the agitation of the mood, the Chinese stammered, and at the suggestion of the host, changed to Cantonese, which became smooth.

Qin Ze noticed that one of the newcomers was shaking his legs, and the other hand kept slapping the base of the trophy, showing their nervous mood.

"See, this is the normal psychological quality of newcomers, everyone is like this. Qin Ze said in a low voice.

"I'm not like that. Qin Baobao said arrogantly.

My sister has a strong psychological quality, because she has been the focus since she was a child, the pearl of the Qin family, the cuteness of relatives and friends, and the goddess in the eyes of boys.

The Golden Horse Awards are four or five hours long, and there are various awards, not only for artists and stars, but also for all filmmakers (film industry workers).

After the Best Director Award ended, another forty minutes passed, among which the Best Supporting Actress was won by Liu Wei. The Best Original Film Music Award, Best Special Effects Award, and Best Original Script Award were all taken away by Qin Ze.

It is common for a film to win multiple awards, which is common at the Golden Horse Awards, but it is unprecedented for a film to have most of its awards taken by the same person.

"It's a bit too many times on stage, and I don't know what to say, so I'll just say something else," he said, pointing to his hairstyle: "Everyone has seen it, my hairstyle was messy just now." In fact, when entering the venue, a fan fell, and the fans clashed with the security guards. I gave my umbrella to others, hoping that the organizers would help me make a code when the time comes. ”

Hilarious laughter.

"Talking about this, I don't want to show off my closeness to fans, but I want to remind everyone here that no matter how famous you are and how big your wrist is, don't forget to keep a normal heart. Being young and famous is not necessarily a good thing, it is easy to make people inflated, so that they forget how conscientious, how hard they studied, and how they worked hard. Times are different, the professional life of artists is getting shorter and shorter, if you don't maintain your original intention and don't work hard, you will soon be forgotten by the audience and replaced by later generations. That's all, and I encourage you. ”

Smart people hear that he is satirizing or warning a very common phenomenon in the entertainment industry: playing big names!

At this time, everyone remembered his identity as a capitalist, and those who had a heart silently remembered it in their hearts.

The information revealed by Qin Ze is very simple, all of the people present are big stars, and he is a wake-up call in advance to artists who may cooperate in the future.

King Heize doesn't like to play big names, so be humble if you want to find me to make a film.

Finally, another important award is ushered in: the Best Actress Award!

Also known as the Queen.

Yao Yilin: "Let's take a look at the shortlist together, I believe everyone has been waiting for a long time. ”

The names of the shortlisted actresses and their shortlisted works began to be shown on the big screen.

There is Qin Baobao in the list, and there is also a mainland actress, a treasure island actress, and a Xiangjiang actress.

The latter two have won the actress, although the Golden Horse Award is not the same as the Golden Rooster Award, but the jury must have concerns and considerations in this regard.

So at the party yesterday, Ge Ling and the others said that Qin Baobao's actress was more appropriate.

When the short film was played, Qin Baobao quietly held her brother's hand, she was still a little nervous, the honor of the actress and actor is too important for artists, and its value is not only reflected in the growth of value, but also in feelings, which is an affirmation and a kind of satisfaction.

Think about how excited China is to have a Nobel Prize in Literature!

The Golden Horse Award is currently the most authoritative award in the Chinese entertainment industry.

Qin Ze said in a low voice: "Do you want to kiss me and inhale my luck?"

Qin Baobao rolled his eyes.

At this time, on the stage, Tao Wanlang said: "The winner of the Best Actress is...... Qin Baobao, Journey to the West!"

The applause and screams instantly remembered, especially the people of Tianfang Entertainment, who were overjoyed. And the mainland actresses who did not win the award were full of disappointment.

Qin Baobao stepped on high heels and left the table amid applause, and along the way, on both sides of the steps, one hand reached out to express that he wanted to shake hands.

She was stunned, symbolically shook hands with a few people she didn't know, and then took the stage to accept the award.

Taking the trophy from Tao Wan's hand, she smiled and said: "Thank you to the jury of the Golden Horse Awards, I made my debut as a singer, I never thought I could win this award, Best Actress, Actress, it's so unexpected." So I want to thank my brother, the whole entertainment industry knows that he is the man behind me. ”

In the face of Qin Baobao's self-deprecation, many people couldn't help but laugh and let out a low laugh.

"I remember that in an interview, I said that my family originally did not recommend me to enter the entertainment industry, and I secretly signed a contract without telling my parents, and Aze was my accomplice. ”

The laughter resumed, everyone knows about it, and those who have followed the sister and brother are very familiar with this set of rhetoric, and they feel quite absurd and uninhibited every time.

sneaked into the entertainment industry and became the brightest star without paying attention.

How absurd.

"Not to mention the Golden Horse Actress, when I came to Treasure Island to win the Golden Melody Award last year, I also thought it was incredible. I didn't come from a professional background, and when I debuted as a singer, I never thought that I could go so far, and no amount of hard work and talent was enough to explain what I had achieved in more than a year, and the best explanation was him, the man behind me. My acting time is very short, less than a year, but I put in a lot of effort, he is a very strict person, every shot must be perfect, if you can't do it, he will curse. I, who is a sister, have been trained by him a lot. ”

Qin Zexin said, ashamed, ashamed, I'll spank you at most.

When talking about Journey to the West, Qin Baobao's acting was indeed not smooth, no matter how talented he is, a layman who has not received an orthodox education will inevitably have many shortcomings in acting, and the Journey to the West can be filmed quickly and smoothly, which is actually the credit of the old drama bones and Qin Ze. When it comes to Qin Baobao's role, there are often jams.

Mo Yu has always felt that the two Qin presidents are all talents, and their acting skills are super high, in fact, my sister can quickly take on the role in "If I Become a Memories" and "My 2008", and her acting skills are explosive, which is purely a professional counterpart.

Easy to get into the state.

"My father strongly opposed me entering the entertainment industry, and for this, he beat me up. As for him, he was beaten up by my father since he was a child. But when I said that I wanted to enter the entertainment industry, he agreed without hesitation. helped me write songs and compose music, helped me hide from my parents, and in the end, when the East Window incident happened, my father was reluctant to beat me, it was the black pot he carried. Qin Baobao paused, and stared at Qin Ze softly: "Sister loves you." ”

After saying that, she bowed amid warm applause.

"They have a good relationship with each other. ”

"It's always been good, siblings. ”

"I'd love to have a brother like that. ”

Don't, my brother has to be spanked every day, are you afraid?

Qin Ze, who was sharp-eared, heard whispers from behind him in the midst of applause.

I love you too!

Qin Ze said silently in his heart.

Qin Baobao returned to his seat, entered the entertainment program on stage, and the singer sang.

She proudly raised the trophy in her hand towards her younger brother: "6 no 6." ”

"666, in addition, my actor is also in place. Qin Ze said.

"So confident?"

"Nonsense, you can get a movie queen, isn't my actor a proper one, a stable sister. ”

Qin Baobao pinched him, and smiled happily: "That's good." ”

At the end of the five-minute song time, the Golden Horse Awards came to an end, and the actress followed by the actor.

There is a common understanding in the entertainment industry that is not humane, the actor is higher than the actress, the Golden Horse Awards, the Academy Awards, and the Golden Rooster Awards.

The finalists are all nervous and expectant, including Qin Ze. Among them, the most competitive is Zhang Yao, who has been nominated three times.

But Qin Ze didn't panic at all, I have eaten advanced acting proficient skill books, and my sister who is poor and white in acting can win awards, I must have no problem.

Although it was easy to be proficient in acting, I won the awards of other dedicated finalists, but I can't win the award with my skill book.

Qin Baobao held Qin Ze's hand: "Actor, congratulations." Monkey Sailei. ”

Qin Ze: "Rejoice and rejoice, the actress, you are also a monkey." ”

The siblings looked at each other and smiled.

On stage, Yao Yilin said loudly: "Zhang Yao, summer sunshine." ”

Qin Ze: "......"

Qin Baobao: "......"

Erupted in applause, f