138. Provocation

"New friends?" Yan Zike asked Yan Qi, who had always been very observant.

"Hmm. Yan Qi nodded. Although this friend is a bit inexplicable.

Yan Zike didn't ask much, just took a self-poured pot and poured wine for himself, the wine is pomegranate wine, seasonal food and seasonal wine, are the most healthy things.

"Dong Dong Dong" three drums, the hustle and bustle in the hall quieted down, and I saw an official in red court clothes walking to the center of the venue, first four times to make a circle salute, and then raised his voice and began to speak, nothing more than the praise of the emperor's merits, wishing the wind and rain to be smooth and the country and the people safe, and then the polite words to welcome the foreign envoys, and the closing words wishing everyone a good meal tonight.

The official finished speaking and retreated, and then another green-clothed eunuch came up, and began to announce the curtain with a sharp voice, the first program was the palace ceremonial music, as a welcome song to welcome the foreign envoys, a group of early court band members slowly played the banquet music, the beautiful and atmospheric melody resounded in the sky above the night of the island, the fireworks that had been prepared long ago rose in the sky, and the colorful flowers bloomed under the starry, and the warm and jubilant atmosphere spread out at once, and a laughter and the sound of staggered bargaining sounded on the lake on the shore.

After the ceremonial music is the palace dance, a group of light gauze dancers dance lightly and softly in the starry night fireworks scene, which makes the whole banquet have another layer of romantic and charming atmosphere, the three members of the Yan family are very serious, how to laugh and laugh on the boat next to it, it does not affect the comfortable and calm atmosphere on this boat at all.

After the dance, some people went up to sing songs, there were choruses and soloists, and then there were acrobatics, playing and singing, elephant sheng, and tricks, accompanied by the sound of drums, and the ground was very lively.

After playing for nearly an hour, I saw the eunuch go up and continue to announce the curtain: "...... The envoy of the black plough performed a dance ......"

Brushing off the field, a dazzling eye: It's finally here! Who wants to watch those court programs, it's been watching it all year after year! Just waiting for the beautiful women of Fanbang who don't wear tops to dance! Hurry up!

Under the gaze of a group of old and young masters, a group of exotic foreign dancers rolled up to the stage, although wearing a blouse, but the thin as light material can not hide much spring, fortunately, the key parts are blocked with a large piece of gold ornaments, the sleeves will only be over the shoulder, revealing two snow-white and smooth arms, the wrist is covered with a golden bracelet that can flash the eyes of the blind, the bracelet is also decorated with dozens of small bells, a movement is crisp and crisp, the lower body is a gauze skirt with a slit above the knee, two big white legs appear from time to time, playing barefoot, the ankle is also a golden bell, painted with bright red Kodan, all of them are charming, charming posture, as soon as he came on stage, he rushed to the sky and sent autumn waves to the courtiers, and this meeting made some female relatives sink their faces.

The exotic music with strange melodies and novel rhythms sounded, and the dancers from Wuli began their wild and enthusiastic dance, different from the elegant and soft dance style of the Central Plains, Wuli's dance is full of power, enthusiasm, hotness and primitive ** calling, the big opening and closing movements are obviously hinting, and the expressions that match the dance are full of temptation, so straightforward and so** Such a sexy dance suddenly made the heavens and courtiers excited, of course, it is not that they have never seen such a scene before, what rare things have not been seen in the heavens and the court?

At the end of the dance, the men were still a little unsatisfied, and the women secretly breathed a sigh of relief, glaring at the group of goblins with disgust and giggling and retreating from the stage, followed by the dance of the black plow, this time on the stage was a group of big men, all shirtless and chest hair, and it was the turn of the courtiers to dislike it, but the women were not happy - one by one, five big and three rough bears, who likes to watch it!

The dance of the men of Wuli was even wilder, full of ferocity, savagery and brutality, where are people dancing, it is clear that the beasts are carnival! Many of the ladies could no longer look at each other, and either lowered their heads or turned their faces to the side.

Yan Qi also turned his face away, because there was a man above who was always glaring at her, roaring while glaring at her, always feeling that this was a hungry bear who treated her as a fat rabbit, and he might pounce down and swallow her at any time.

Turning her face, she saw that Min Xuewei was also looking at her on the boat next to her, and the two looked at each other, Min Xuewei smiled at her, and raised the glass in her hand by the way - she was actually drinking, this famous lady and celebrity in Kyoto was actually drinking a little wine, and in the face of such a savage and fierce group of people and bears on the stage, her face did not change and was still detached.

Yan Qi looked at the teacup in his hand, hesitated slightly, Yan Zike next to him had already handed over the wine glass in his own hand and stuffed it into her other hand, so he also raised it and gestured to Min Xuewei, and the two of them took it together.

"Ahem......" Yan Qi didn't expect this wine to be quite spicy, pomegranate wine, warm in summer.

Yan Zike was next to him, holding his chin and smiling elsewhere.

The group of people and bears above finally finished dancing before the whole stage collapsed, and rumbled down the stage, followed by Wuli's juggling performance, and then the horn show, just as Min Hongwei and Lu Lian said, the programs brought by these people were basically barbaric things, and the elegant people of the Heavenly Dynasty were not very happy to watch it for a while, and they were buzzing and laughing and drinking at the bottom, and enjoying themselves.

Xu Shitian's contemptuous attitude of the people of the dynasty annoyed the Wuli people, and a guy who looked like the leader of the Wuli jumped from the stage to the stage, and the Wuli people roared, but it made the people who were talking and laughing down to calm down, and looked at each other for a long time, no one knew whether the leader of the bear was in a hurry to urinate and couldn't find the toilet or was homesick and couldn't help but chant a poem.

After a while, he went up from the stage again, this is a person from the Heavenly Dynasty, wearing a cyan court uniform, the official rank does not look high, and he said with a sad face: "This sixth prince of Wuli just said, I have long heard that my Central Plains people are good at riding and archery, and tonight I want to take advantage of this summer festival to let my subordinates learn from my Central Plains masters, and it can be regarded as helping everyone to drink, I don't know who there is...... Will you come up and fight the messenger of Wuli?"

Hehe. Where does this small country get the confidence to challenge me?

The heavenly and the big guys smiled faintly, but no one paid attention.

The sixth prince of Wuli couldn't hold his face anymore, shook his flesh, strode to the edge of the platform, and his two big hands held the iron pillar with torches burning at the top like a street lamp, and shouted, and the green tendons on his hands and arms swelled, and he actually pulled up this iron pillar weighing hundreds of catties!

Before everyone could react, this black bear spirit who was like a black bear spirit who had obtained the iron of the sea god held the iron pillar and danced, and made a few turns on the stage, until the blue-dressed interpreter sat on the table for a long time and did not dare to get up. The people sitting on the boat in the middle of the position, the torches at the top of the pillar were almost about to ruffle the hair of those people, and the strength of the hundred-pound iron pillar itself and the strong wind generated by the past were enough to scare people into paralysis and frightening!

But what surprised the six princes of Wuli was that the three people sitting on this boat, one big, two and three people, didn't even move an eyebrow, and their expressions didn't change.

Are you frightened? But the big one in the middle is still holding a cup and pouring wine into his mouth! The little boy on the left gave him a slow look, and the fat girl on the right subconsciously put the pineapple in her hand on the fire at the stigma and wanted to roast and eat it in a different way? What the hell is this guy?!

The surrounding Tianchao bigwigs were first taken aback by this situation, and then when they saw that the person on the boat was Yan Zike, they were immediately relieved: There has never been anything in this world that can scare this snake spirit disease, Your Royal Highness the Sixth Prince, you can try it, let us look forward to it.

The sixth prince's face was even more unbearable, he jumped up and down here for a long time without scaring the other party, but he looked like a clown jumping off the beam, this time he had to stop again, and it was time to admit himself, and it was difficult to ride a tiger for a while, and he couldn't help but swell his face purple and glared at Yan Zike and roared, the Qingfu interpreter quickly got up and came over to listen, and then hurriedly waved his hand at him: This is a civil official, I can't talk to you...... Looking for a military attaché? The military attachés are all drinking on the mountain next to them, and they can't care about this side for a while...... Why? Say that we look down on you? Ouch, you big and a small country still expect us to look down on you? -- Of course, Comrade Tongyi could only complain in his heart, and seeing that the sixth prince was unrelentingly calculating, Tongyi had to trot all the way to his leader to ask for advice.

"Then let people go up and compare with them. The leader said.

The emperor has a good face, how can he not fight when everyone is provoked to the face?

Hurry up and ask someone to go to the mountain next to him to find the guy's general.

The mountain next to it is artificially piled up, all of them are boxy big stones, specially for climbing high and looking far away to drink and enjoy the scenery, the civil officials are too lazy to climb the mountain, so they occupy the position of the ground and the lake, the generals have to run to the mountain rocks, watching the show or something is boring, it is better to drink the order, so they are busy guessing the fist and fighting, no one pays attention to what is going on.

When I heard that the Wuli people were going to challenge, the generals laughed, they didn't take it seriously at all, and casually pointed to a few sturdy subordinates and followed them down to the stage, and the six princes of Wuli did not immediately do it themselves, but also pointed to a few of their own subordinates, and the two sides launched a corner competition on the stage.

It turns out that the result of belittling an opponent is often a slap in the face by the opponent.

The Tian.Dynasty side was defeated in five battles, and was beaten by the strong men of Wuli, two of whom were broken bones, and the strictest one was directly unconscious and did not know whether he was alive or dead.

The bigwigs were angry, and someone said, "Tell Wu Changdao to come down!"

When is it that the martial artists are still only concerned about drinking?

The sixth prince of Wuli stood on the stage and crossed his legs and looked up to the sky and laughed: "You Tianchao people are all soft eggs! You are really weak! I will definitely tell people from other countries about your Tiantian and Chaoren's weak chicken table when I go back! Hahahaha! When the time comes!

-- When the time comes, it is inevitable that there will be no idea for the ambitious guy to fight the fat of the Central Plains.

We are happy to see that you have been in turmoil and war in the Central Plains for many years.

It's best to let Yan Zichen's bastard die in the war by the way.

If it weren't for that bastard who invented some swallow crossbow, they wouldn't have been beaten by him with his broken Yan family army and had to bow down and become a vassal of the Heavenly Dynasty, and they would go to the Central Plains every year to contribute treasures, this breath Lao Tzu has been holding back for a long time!

"Yan!Zi!Chen!" As soon as the sixth prince was happy, he roared out of his voice.

"He's calling Dad?" Yan Qi asked Young Master Yan Jiu.

Young Master Yan Jiu: "......" How natural his sister's ridicule is.

Without waiting for the real generals of the Tianchao Dynasty to come down from the mountain, the six princes were already proudly preparing to launch a second round of abuse against the Tianchao people, beckoning to the audience, calling a dancing girl with a bewitching appearance, once the translation everyone knew that this was the eighth princess of Wuli, just now and all the dancing girls performed together, the sixth prince said: I have heard for a long time that you Central Plains women have learned to ride and shoot since childhood, and my Wuli women are the same, especially my eighth sister, since childhood to learn a good archery, this time to you originally, one is to pay tribute, the other is to teach the archery of the Central Plains women by the way, it is rumored that the founding queen of your Central Plains is a good archer, I think that the female people who come to her will not be far behind.

If none of our girls are in the fight, aren't you going to laugh at my founding queen for her incompetence?!

The eighth princess had a proud chest, and then swept everyone in the audience with an arrogant gaze, and spit out a large string of words in her red lips, and the interpreter looked very embarrassed, but out of professional ethics, she still had to translate truthfully: "This eighth princess said...... In their Wuli, if one side challenges and the other side does not dare to fight, they must lose the lottery, otherwise they will be laughed at by everyone, if the Central Plains people do not dare to come up to fight, then please meet the requirements of Wuli, she said she ...... cough, there is just a shortage of horses, if the Central Plains people dare not fight, she will pick a horse from today's guests and take it away......"

The eighth princess's bold and outrageous remarks that violated the Central Plains men's standards for women's restraint caused the disgust of the Central Plains men and the disdain of the women, and this eighth princess didn't care what you Central Plains people thought, at this moment she was flattering at the person wearing a star-blue silk shirt on the boat facing the platform, and she saw him when she was dancing, he looked really good, snatched it back to be a colt, she would definitely love him ten times a night.

Everyone's eyes fell on the person with the eighth princess's flattering eyes, and then they looked sideways:, you are really good at picking, hurry up and take him back to Wuli! Since then, there has been a big snake in the court, and I feel that the atmosphere of the whole court will be cute!

The snake spirit is holding a small cup to drink and enjoy himself, what do you have to sè!

After the Wuli people finished crushing the Central Plains men and wanted to crush the Central Plains women, the six princes and eight princesses, the brothers and sisters, stood on the stage with golden knives, and looked at everyone in the audience with arrogance.

The self-esteem of the people of the Heavenly Dynasty has been provoked, but the officials of the Heavenly Dynasty, who have given birth to a pair of nine songs in their stomachs, refuse to let their own female dependents be the first to emerge -- what if they lose? What if they are said to be unstable? What if they are humiliated and molested by the barbaric and dissolute Wuli people? Let's wait and see, and let other people's families come forward first.

Waiting, no one responded for a long time.

"You people always say that women are water, and you seem to be right. The eighth princess said in a contemptuous tone.

The interpreter immediately understood the meaning of her words, which was to mock the weakness and deception of the women of the Heavenly Dynasty.

The interpreter was very annoyed, and when there was a good thing, they all rushed forward, and when they reached such a critical moment, they all shrank up and pretended to be deaf and dumb! I couldn't help but translate the meaning of the eighth princess's words directly to these officials, and see how long your old faces can be pretended!

The officials sneered when they heard this, such a pediatric agitation method had no effect on them.

Everyone is still waiting, waiting for the first bird to break the deadlock.

Then I heard a crisp voice ringing out in the audience: "Isn't Miss Yan Jiaqi good at archery? Why don't you go on stage to compete with the Wuli people? Do you just let them laugh at me as a woman of the Heavenly Dynasty?"