Chapter 246: Learn to sing and dance
Lamei: "I'm a paper money seller, why don't they just hit me and hit rhubarb?"
White-haired grandmother: "You are their source of money, and they will not attack you personally before they attack." Fight rhubarb to eliminate the guards around you, and then rob you!"
"Ahh
White-haired grandmother: "This is the only explanation that makes sense. ”
Lamei: "Grandma, can you give me a way to get the best of both worlds, so that I can continue to sell paper money without the bad guys worrying!"
"Show me, you don't sell paper money anymore!" rhubarb interjected.
This time Rhubarb was really scared: he was injected with poison without warning, and if it wasn't for the previous owner to save him, he would have died a long time ago. Fortunately, it was hit on himself, if it was hit on the little master of mortals, the consequences would be unimaginable!
The white-haired grandmother looked at Rhubarb approvingly and said to Lamei, "This deal is indeed not for you. Because you don't have an adult to accompany you, you come alone, you go alone, the business is hot, and it is easy to make money, which is easy for bad people to remember.
"The person is small, and he will be taken away as soon as he hugs him, and he will not even leave you a chance to call for help. Then there are no adults to follow, few people find clues, and they will do whatever they want to deal with you.
"And it just so happens that you have traveled between two lifetimes, there are no parents and family in modern times, you are really going missing, and there is no one to report the crime. ”
"So, it's not a good deal for you. "Rhubarb is on the side.
Lamei: "I thought so too. However, at present, only this one has the fastest money and more money. ”
The white-haired grandmother: "The risk is also great! You are alone, in the eyes of the gangsters, whether it is the old banknotes or the current banknotes, they are all on you, as long as you are hijacked, it will be a big gain." ”
Lamei: "I don't have to worry about that. I have a space to throw money and things in when I'm outside. The last time I was kidnapped in Wuyou County, they threw the old banknotes and current coins into the space passage in the big cotton clothes, and they didn't get a penny. ”
White-haired grandmother: "That's why I killed you." When you meet gangsters, it's best not to provoke them, so as not to suffer immediate losses!"
Lamei nodded, and said helplessly: "Actually, I still like this business very much, two times a toss, a hundred times, a thousand times the profit, where to find such a good thing?"
Rhubarb: "It's a good thing, in order to get some money, I tossed bicycles, tossed eggs, tossed steamed buns, earned the banknotes of that world, and then tossed into banknotes in this life, when no one is idle, I am tired and panicked for you!"
The white-haired grandmother smiled: "It's not bad to be able to toss." It's just that your conditions are limited, and if you really can't bear this, you can find a partner in the modern era, and you provide old banknotes and let them go out and sell them.
"The profits can be divided equally, or you can sell them at half price, let them sell at a high price, and you can free up your efforts to do something else, it is better than being old and remembering. ”
The reminder of the white-haired grandmother made Lamei suddenly think of her modern younger brother Wang Guiyong and younger sister Wang Xiaoye, although one is an old farmer and the other is sick and in poor health, but there are many channels to sell old banknotes. They all live in modern times, know many people, have a wide range of roads, as long as there is a source of goods, they can do it.
When Lamei thought about this, she became happy: "Grandma, I agree with you, I can use my younger brother and sister in this life so that they can make some money." You say, what channel can I open up to make more money?"
White-haired grandmother: "You'd better open up a job where you both show your face in front of the public and have someone behind you to protect you." Neither on or off the stage, there is no chance for criminals. ”
Lamei: "Grandma, you say, as long as I can make a lot of money, I can do anything." ”
The white-haired grandmother stroked Lamei's hair and said kindly: "For your sake, for the sake of the people, I will point you to a way to get rich." I think it's easier to make money in the entertainment industry, and it comes quickly, you might as well participate in the modern "Red Cloud Avenue", as long as you sing well and have unique skills, you can participate in various commercial performances.
"If you give a fee according to the number of games, you can get tens of thousands of yuan per game, and if you catch up with the cheers, you can also receive additional income. It's much stronger than you tossing bills, and it's much safer!"
Lamei was dumbfounded when she heard this, frowned and said, "But I can't sing, I don't have acting talent, and I'm a child, can I win the championship?"
"As long as you have a good job, you can get it. For your sake of earning money for the people, I can help you. The white-haired old woman said, letting Lamei open her mouth and nod her throat with a hairpin:
"I put a voice changer on you, and whenever someone suggests a song name, you think of that person's name, the lyrics, and the rhyme, and then you start singing. The voice that came out was the man's original song. ”
"This ......" Lamei hesitated: "Isn't this lip-synching? I heard that lip-synching will be scolded by the audience!"
Lamei believes in the divine power of the white-haired grandmother, but this is on the stage of CCTV, on the stage, off the stage, and in front of the TV, I don't know how many people are watching. If something goes wrong, the people of the whole country know it, but it's really embarrassing!
The white-haired grandmother smiled: "How do you call lip-syncing? Lip-synching is recorded in advance and lip-syncing is played on the stage." This one is different, this one is really sung from your mouth. If you want to say it, you can only say that it is a parody show.
"Parody is an emerging form of performance that has been widely recognized. There have also been many parody show champions. Some of their imitation skills are astonishing and evocative, and some of them are vivid and vivid. If you close your eyes and listen to it, you will think that the original singer is back.
"People listen to songs for enjoyment, in order to relax the body and relieve stress, he doesn't care who sings, as long as he sings well and can achieve his intended purpose, he is a good singer. In the people's stage of "Red Cloud Avenue", most of the artists from the folk show their imitation skills. I want you to be one of them. ”
Lamei nodded: "Grandma, I rarely get involved in this aspect, so I know very little. It's just, grandma, I've never performed in my past and present lives, so I don't know if I'll show my timidity?"
"You don't have to worry about that. You can let rhubarb help you in the dance, as long as you have the courage and are willing to participate, I think you will be able to succeed.
"You can also use your expertise and play whatever you want. Whatever the interpretation, as long as it can fascinate people, amuse them, or shock them!"
As soon as she heard that rhubarb could dance with her, Lamei came to her senses: "Okay, I'll go." But you have to teach me how to do it beforehand!"
White-haired grandmother: "This is natural, as for the on-the-spot performance, it's up to you." ”
Under the guidance of her white-haired grandmother, she learned to sing, dance, and magic.