Jijing University, a traditional comprehensive university, has a highly liberal learning atmosphere, and Li Hao must like it for a reason, not just because he studied here. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Compared with the strict environment of high school, college is more relaxed, and you don't have to fight with mathematics, physics and chemistry mentally, you can choose the direction you want to work into, and you don't have to be physically confined to a chair in the classroom, but you have plenty of time to go out or stay at home.

It is the last pure land of the human world, but it is a pity that there are usually only 4 years to spend here.

Whether you choose to study or have fun, please cherish it.

Walking by the lake of the school at noon, there are occasional students who read and groan, which makes people sigh the beauty of knowledge, and of course, it is inevitable that there are dog men and women in love rubbing each other by the lake, which makes people sigh the ugliness of human nature.

Although Dad is stupid, it is only natural to take him on a tour of such a campus, and he must have lost his way in the filthy world of fiction.

There were six people in the same group, and they were strangely divided into three groups.

Li Yunlong was full of fanatical admiration for his father, and took out a small notebook to record while talking.

Dad stretched his waist and looked at the sparkling lake and exclaimed, "It's the same as our college at that time." ”

"May I ask what major my uncle is?" Li Yunlong was very curious about whether this elder was born in a military academy.

"Invertebrate linguistics!" Dad said proudly.

"What?"

"It's the study of how invertebrates communicate. ”

"Is there really such a profession?"

"Yes, aren't you curious about how earthworms communicate with each other?"

"It......'s very profound," Li Yunlong couldn't help but ask curiously, "Then why did my uncle choose to write a book?"

“…… It's hard to find a job. Dad covered his forehead in some pain, "Later, this subject was withdrawn, and I was the only student in the first semester......"

"......" Li Yunlong swallowed and spat, this must be the elder's trick, he then asked, "Uncle has written a lot of books, right?

"Oh classmate, you've got the point!" Dad said excitedly, "My books, these books are all high-quality! Take "Taking Lori to the Anti-Japanese" as an example, on the surface, I thought it was war literature, but in fact, it was a discussion of whether a girl's breasts or buttocks were important principled issues!

"Sure enough, it's very deep. Although Li Yunlong didn't understand, he still wrote it down, "Does my uncle have any other writings related to the king of soldiers?"

"Think about it. Dad scratched his chin and said, "The protagonist of "Wake Up Every Day and Change Sex" is a special forces, he is a man on odd days and a woman on even days, and he must play two personalities, thinking about life in the constant switching between men and women, isn't it interesting! But there is actually a deeper truth in it, what this book really explores - in fact, it is what standing and squatting and peeing have on human personality and IQ!"

Li Yunlong carefully analyzed every word of his father, and he could understand every word, but he couldn't understand it when put together, I'm afraid this is also what Dad's cleverness is!

"I'm sorry uncle, but I can't understand the depth of my mind yet. ”

"It's okay, go and see it, look at it and understand it, in the book, I explained it very thoroughly. Dad said angrily, "But if you want to get started, I still recommend you to watch "Demon Man", the protagonist's ability is infinite, and justice must be achieved through, on the surface, this book is to expand the discussion of 'means to achieve justice', in fact, there are deeper things, I won't talk about it here, after all, in the eyes of a thousand readers, there are a thousand demons. ”

"Worthy of an uncle. Li Yunlong wrote it down carefully, and he started to look at it from this "Demon Man", Li Yan's father is really a great character.

Next to him, Zheng Yi accompanied his mother to visit the campus, and he paid more attention to Li Yi's youth and growth.

"Auntie, have you seen the video of Li Yan playing football?"

"Hmm. Mom smiled gently, "Unconsciously, Li Yan has grown into an adult." ”

"I can't do without the teachings of my uncle and aunt!"

"It's over, it's mainly his dad. Mom looked at Dad more gently, "Although Dad is very busy, he has been teaching Li Hao since Li Hao couldn't speak, and at the same time, he also recognized Li Yi's doubts about the truth, and never imposed adult things on him, and today's Li Yan is all the credit of Dad." ”

"What a great father. Zheng Yi looked at his father wistfully and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "As a mother, you must have contributed a lot, right?"

"Where, it's just what a full-time housewife does. Mom showed a smile that was light and breezy from the big guy.

"Too modest auntie!" Zheng Yi had already read the story in his mother's eyes, what a hard-working mother.

Li Jing and Bai Jing walked behind them, Li Jing was very sure that there were no normal people here, including Bai Jing around him, today's Bai Jing adopts the general silly and sweet attire of college girls, with a combination of beige dresses and sneakers and small white socks.

Although it is pretending to be pure, these outfits successfully hide the true color of the bewitching and despicable, although the leg is still the leg, the buttocks are still the buttocks, but together, they show the beauty and purity of the real school flower more than ten years ago.

Li Yan couldn't help but think that in fact, the concept of [School Flower] was not only played by literary and artistic workers like Dad, but the degradation of the image of [School Flower] was closely related to everyone.

In the past 20 years, people's standards for judging school flowers have always been degenerating, at first with "pure and beautiful" as the standard, and slowly need big white legs, small buttocks, C cups, etc., it can be seen that people's body organs to judge [school flowers] are constantly moving down, and today, finally from the brain to the crotch.

The change in the judging organ determines the change in the judging criteria of the [School Flower].

The former school flower is synonymous with beauty and beauty, and for beautiful and beautiful things, people appreciate her spiritually and want to protect her.

The current school flower is synonymous with bewitching and sultry, and for bewitching and sultry things, people instinctively want to possess her and rub her.

There are always beautiful things and glamorous things, but among them, there can always be only one laurel who wears the colonel's flower. Therefore, it is never the school flower that has fallen, but everyone, when people no longer want to take care of the beauty, but simply want to rub something, the former school flower has become the current school flower.