Chapter 0815 - Awake
Ruan Shanlin heard Shao Banshan say, "It's a hundred", he knelt down with a "grunt", "Divine doctor save me!"
Shao Banshan thought to himself: What did you think when you made it bad?
"How can I save you? I will only cure the disease, I will give you medicine if you have diarrhea, and you will be fine if you take it. As for why I did it again, I can't control it. ”
Ruan Shanlin wanted to say something, but Yao Yuanshan grabbed him.
"Thanks to the doctor, we know how to do it. Saying that, he and Yao Yuanqing pulled Ruan Shanlin up, and several people said goodbye to Shao Banshan and left.
They walked for a while, and Diao Yugui's head poked through the window into Shao Banshan's room.
"I said Divine Doctor, I don't usually see that you are like this, but the story you just made up is really good. It's just that I don't understand how you compare Yintian to a dog?"
"What's wrong with dogs? Sometimes some people can't compare to dogs!"
"Yes, yes, you are a miracle doctor, and everything you say is right! Hey, I said miracle doctor, do you want to know where I put the medicine?"
Shao Banshan really wanted to know, but the more he felt that the more he wanted to know if Diao Yugui was good, the more he didn't want to tell himself.
"I don't need to know, you are the number one thief in the world, who can find you if you put something?"
"Hey, okay, then I'm going to get drugged! But there's one thing, you can't stop this medicine, I'll get those turtle sons can't get up, when we get up every day, I'll let them get up again!"
Shao Banshan shook his head, put the medicinal herbs on the scale, and weighed them the same, and then happily mixed his special laxative.
After the three brothers of the Yao family and Ruan Shanlin came back from the Yuan Mansion, they first invited some gods and wizards, and several people also drank Huang Fu water, and the ones that should be posted on the door were also posted.
As a result, as soon as the witch and wizard left, it was still pulled that should be pulled.
Shao Banshan's medicine this time was even more ruthless, and now these people can't wait to live in the toilet, and when they squat down, they are all splashing yellow water.
Several people knew that if they continued like this, their lives would have to be over, Yao Yuanshan's bowels were blue now, if he knew that this matter was so evil, he wouldn't have that bad idea.
But now it's useless to say anything, and you have to find a way to survive quickly.
Yao Yuanxiu is young, and now he has fallen ill because of diarrhea and psychological effects, and the high fever does not go away, and he has not been in bed for many days.
This is good, because he hasn't eaten anything, and he usually fills rice soup, so he doesn't have diarrhea, but he can't get out of bed.
Yao Yuanqing was a little broken, he grabbed and asked Yao Yuanshan every day: "Big brother, if that kid can't get up, won't we be able to get up for the rest of our lives?"
Yao Yuanqing is now not out of the door, every day he lets his subordinates carry a night incense bucket behind him, as long as he comes, he shouts "bucket", and the next person will hand the bucket over, and he will directly take off his pants and solve it on the spot.
What is shameless, he doesn't pay attention to it, at this time it is estimated that he has relieved too many times, and he actually feels that the back door is a little stinging, he looks back, it is broken, he has pulled blood!
Yao Yuanqing asked someone to invite Shao Banshan, how could Shao Banshan come? His excuse was that Yintian was seriously ill and couldn't leave.
Regardless of the people in Yaofu's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Shao Banshan just said: "You can't kill people with diarrhea!
In the end, Yao Yuanqing was carried to see Shao Banshan.
"Divine doctor, I just pulled blood, am I going to die?"
Shao Banshan came over and uncovered his pants to help him check it: "You can't die, you're just bleeding too much from the Lumen." This thing is very tricky now, if you don't let you go to the toilet, you can't help it, let you go, I'm afraid it's not good for the wound. I have a method I don't know if you'd like to use?"
Yao Yuanqing is now rushing to the doctor for a sudden illness: "As long as it can be cured, I will use it!"
"Come on, knock Yao Xian's nephew unconscious!"
Shao Chengzhi was already ready, and he was about to make a move, when Yao Yuanqing immediately shouted: "Slow! Why do you want to knock me out?"
Shao Chengzhi held back a smile and pretended to be serious: "As long as you faint, you won't want to relieve yourself, and then my father will give you medicine." I asked you if you wanted to get blood or get knocked unconscious?"
"Can't I have any other choice?"
Shao Banshan said: "Is your brother still pulling?"
"No, he's dizzy!oh—I see, come on!," he said, closing his eyes.
Shao Chengzhi picked up a stick and thought to himself: I told you to bully my eldest brother!
He hit it with a stick, and although he didn't kill anyone, he couldn't get up for a few days!
After beating this stick, Shao Chengzhi suddenly felt refreshed!
Shao Ruobing suddenly ran in: "Dad-"
Shao Banshan shook his head lightly at her, and Shao Ruobing immediately did not continue to speak.
It wasn't until Shao Banshan helped Yao Yuanqing take good medicine and let people carry him away that he asked, "Awake?"
Shao Ruobing nodded.
Several people immediately went to Yintian's room, Yingji had just helped Yintian to sit down, Shao Chengzhi hurriedly ran over and put Yintian back down.
"Big brother, don't get up, we need you to continue to lie down and pretend to be unconscious. ”
Young-hee seemed to understand what he meant.
Shao Ruobing told Yintian what she and Diao Yugui and her father had done, which made Yintian's mood suddenly feel a lot better.
"Uncle Shao, I didn't expect you to be—"
Shao Banshan smiled: "What's this, can't we do fifteen if they are allowed to do the first year of junior high school?"
Yingji asked, "So what are you going to do?"
"Of course it's all down!" Shao Ruobing said.
"That's it, my father made up such a story, we must follow the story in the act! When they all fall, when will the eldest brother be sober, remember!"
Yin Tian smiled bitterly in his heart: Before, Ying Ji wanted that he pretended to be unconscious when he was awake, but now that he remembered, he continued to pretend to be unconscious. It turns out that sooner or later you have to pay it back!
"Is your family so funny?" Ying Ji couldn't help but ask.
"That's not true, my father is still very decent, mainly because my mother is more eccentric. That's right – forget it. ”
Hearing that Yintian wanted to speak and stopped, Ying Ji couldn't help but ask: "If you have anything to say, just say it!
"So, I ask you, have you ever tried to be unconscious?"
"What's wrong?"
"I just want to know if people recognize the wrong person when they're unconscious?"
"I don't know about this, you probably have to ask Doctor Shao. ”
Yin Tian thought to himself, when he was unconscious, he seemed to see his sworn brother, and he didn't know where he was now and what he was doing. He heard that there was an earthquake in the capital, and he didn't know what happened to his eldest brother.