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Important: The empire allowed same-sex marriage.

Background: With Wei Chong, the fourth generation of the Wei family, going to middle school, Wei Jue is in the golden years of his long-legged uncle. 】

The Mid-Autumn Festival is about to end, and in the classroom, Wei Chong, a second-year teenager sitting in the protagonist of the anime (the penultimate row by the window), is looking at the blue sky outside the window, and has no intention of studying, just waiting for the holiday.

Set up a vibrating mobile phone, buzzing in the desk drawer, there are many people who have no intention of studying like Wei Chong, and most of these people still have the same ambition to choose to harass Wei Chong.

Student A: Brother Chong, Brother Chong, how do you plan to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival?

- This is a euphemism.

Student B: Are you still having a party at your house this year?

- This is the Hazy faction.

Student C: Will your third uncle spend the Mid-Autumn Festival at your house this year?

- This is a faction that does not intend to hide its purpose at all.

Wei Chong glanced at the side of the desk against the wall that was about to be unable to put down the gifts, and then thought about the personal locker that could no longer fit things in the back of the classroom, and put on a sad expression [squirrel .jpg sighs]. I couldn't help but slander, don't believe that pair of parents in the future.

Last year, Wei Chong was just in his first year of junior high school, and his parents, who were extraordinarily "lively", suggested that he hold an antique party in the Mid-Autumn Festival to get closer to his classmates. He believed. Now that I think about it, it's just that my parents want to play by themselves, right? I'm getting older, and I'm more fashionable than him. At that time, the grandfather of the literary and artistic old man took his grandmother on a trip to go, and left the third uncle Wei Jue, who was "lonely" but "very dangerous in reputation", at his house, but the family was not necessarily safe!

The classmates all became the third uncle's fans, and the passers-by who were not fans turned fans, they were originally the evolutionary brain-dead fans of the fans, and the brain-dead fans became the ultimate brain-dead fans. The relationship between his classmates and him has really grown by leaps and bounds, but ...... What kind of trouble is the third uncle going to make if he doesn't leave him in three sentences!

Wei Chong: Is the third uncle okay with me?!

Speaking of Wei Chong's third uncle Wei Jue, he is really a mysterious man known as a national male god, obviously not mixed with the entertainment industry, mixed with the calligraphy art world, but there are more fans than superstars, and brain-dead fans emerge in an endless stream, and they are widely sold at home and abroad.

Well, that doesn't seem right, but it's okay.

Anyway, since Wei Chong has a memory, the scene he has seen the most is that his third uncle is blocked by fans at the airport, blocked by fans in hotels, and blocked by fans in all kinds of strange places, even Luoyang Palace has never been spared. Originally, the palace people who were responsible for serving the first couple of the empire and their families all competed to see Wei Jue, who was ordered to enter the palace to act with the emperor, and they had no intention of working at all.

Of course, his third uncle is so good-looking, can calligraphy, is good at talking, and is so good-looking, has a gentle personality, laughs like a spring breeze, and the most important thing is that he is good-looking, and it is natural that there are many people who like him.

"Ahem, Wei Chong. The head teacher took the roll call.

Wei Chong wandered out of the world and missed this crucial sound, even the poke of love from His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Sima Xu, who was at the same table and a good friend (incognito), failed to save his fallen soul immersed in the appearance of his third uncle.

The head teacher naturally gave Wei Chong a classic teacher's nirvana: "After school, come to my office!"

Wei Chong heard this sentence, but it was too late, ┭┮_┭┮, sadness flowed backwards.

In the communication group, there are rows of candles from the love of classmates, lit.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

After school, after asking Sima Chong to help him take care of the Mid-Autumn Festival gift that his classmates entrusted him to his third uncle, Wei Chong drooped his hairy head and entered the office of the language group.

As a result, as soon as the words "I was wrong" came out, the head teacher said: "En, you can do it, you can still be a good child if you know that you are wrong." ”

"Huh?" What kind of development is this? Wei Chong was stunned.

I saw that on the head teacher's table and under the table, there were also rows of fancy gifts, and the always serious head teacher had already smiled into a flower, and said to Wei Chong seriously: "Wei Chong, can the teacher ask you for a small favor?"

Wei Chong, who is very experienced, made a bold guess: "Help send a holiday gift to my third uncle?"

"Yes, yes, you're such a smart kid. This is the math teacher's, this is the English teacher's, this is Vice Principal Xie's, Vice Principal Xie is your third uncle's former apprentice in Luoyang, I specially ask you to ask your third uncle if you still remember......"

"Xie Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake?" Wei Chong said without thinking.

The scene hin is embarrassing.

The head teacher seemed to have suddenly become deaf, and continued to introduce Wei Chong with a normal expression: "The most plain color of this package is a little bit of my heart for your third uncle, I heard that he likes this color the most." ”

"Thank you?" Wei Chong really didn't know how to deal with this scene, so he could only say, "I'll definitely bring the words." ”

The head teacher is satisfied.

As soon as Wei Chong left, the head teacher turned his head and went to a well-known gossip forum cape, and followed a building called "Why is it so difficult to send a gift to my male god", the landlord was crying that his male god was too low-key, and there was no way to give a gift, the address of the male god, because it involved senior state officials and out of secrecy, the male god refused to sign for fan gifts on other public occasions of the male god's activities, and the male god couldn't find anyone in Shenyin recently, and when the fans of other idols said that they loved idols too much, she didn't even want to spend money on the male god.

10086 floor: Bahahaha, I sent it successfully! It's so witty, looking forward to the male god Weibo flop!

Looking at the envy, jealousy and hatred all the way downstairs, the sense of accomplishment is simply overwhelming.

……

Outside the office, Sima Xu, who was leaning on the wall to read the gifts, was wearing a modified Han-style school uniform, showing a good figure with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and a pair of long legs were particularly eye-catching.

Wei Chong had no intention of appreciating this beautiful scenery from His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

Sima Wei watched Wei Chong come out with a big bag and a small bag again, and wrote helplessness all over his eyes: "Everyone else gives gifts to teachers during the New Year's holidays, but you are special, and the teacher gives you gifts." Can I interview me?"

"qaq quick, help me get it, my hand is going to be broken, it's broken!"

The two little teenagers began to worry about how to get these handfuls back in the face of the gifts all over the ground. In the end, I invited the driver and bodyguard who came to pick up Wei Chong to go back and forth twice, and then I took all the gifts into the car, and the living space in the car has become very narrow.

squeezed all the way back home.

Wei Chong's stupid parents are all there. Silly dad excitedly smashed and showed off: "The fruit 100puls that Dad grabbed on time a few days ago is about to be shipped, and you can get it as soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival passes." Haha, Dad is really good, isn't it? I heard it's out of stock! I grabbed one for myself and your mother, come and worship my golden holy hand!"

“…… What about mine?" Wei Chong is very good at distilling key information.

Silly parents and stupid parents glanced at each other, with an expression of ", I forgot, what to do, no matter, I must think of a reason to fool the past, anyway, I will definitely believe it if I am so stupid".

Wei Chong: "......"

The stupid father began to sit upright and educate his son: "Although our family is better, you can't develop the habit of spending money lavishly, smash." Your fruit 99 was bought only last year, and it didn't fall or break, so what should you change? You must know that your great-grandfather taught us that it is a shame to waste it!"

"I remember you used fruit 99 before?" Wei Chong raised his eyebrows.

"Uh......" Silly dad retreated and handed over the baton to silly mom.

The stupid mother is more witty: "But one person can only order two, and Dad is also very helpless, baby, you can forgive Dad this time." ”

Wei Chong was unmoved: "Then why didn't mom rob it?"

"Uh...... Oh yes. "Silly mom was speechless.

Then, the stupid mother began to hug and sit on the newly changed white sofa with the stupid father and cry bitterly, and when it was about to evolve into an 800 episode of bitter ** drama, Wei Chong surrendered.

“…… I was wrong, I waited for the second batch. ”

Taking advantage of the son's turn, the stupid father and mother high-fived and celebrated, and fooled the past again, our parents are really good!

"I can hear it, thank you. ”

The family fell silent.

When the third uncle Wei Jue was a little later, he really visited their house again.

Last year, my grandfather took my grandmother to Provence to see lavender, and it is said that this year I will go to the romantic capital to see the Seine flowing quietly. Thinking of grandpa going to binge-brush up on the circle of friends again, what would only literary and artistic old and young people say something similar to "I'm just waiting here, if you don't come, I won't leave", Wei Chong had a stomachache, obviously grandma just went to buy a drink, grandpa, do you want to be so emotional?!

"Actually, I can go to ......" The third uncle Wei Jue, who was wearing a thin shirt, was very embarrassed, and always felt that it was a little inappropriate to be a light bulb from the eldest brother's house when the family was reunited.

"Don't go!" Brother Lu immediately slapped the table and stopped, "I don't care where that ghost called Tuoba Seventh Cultivation or Ten Cultivation came from, anyway, you don't want to get married! I won't agree!"

Wei Jue said silently in his heart: He used to be a ghost.

Wei Chong sighed again, here again, about the third uncle and the legendary third uncle, the family has been fighting n times, and the grandparents insist on going out on major festivals every year, just to avoid disputes with the third uncle. The third uncle's response is also very magical, he never gets angry, but he always insists, saying over and over again that Tuoba Six Cultivation is good, and he overcomes the terrible with softness. Of course, the rest of the family is even more terrifying, because they still disagree.

"You don't have to say a word. The stupid mother came out to persuade her husband to fight. She also didn't like the foreigner named Tuoba Liuxiu, but she respected her brother-in-law's choice more, and she said to Wei Jue, "Don't worry about your brother's unclear brain." What he means is that you are always welcome in our house, there is no light bulb without a light bulb, we have always had a light bulb in our house, and we have long been used to it. ”

Light bulb Wei Chong: "......" Mom, I actually sent it for phone bills, right?

The stupid mother who consciously said the wrong thing hurriedly remedied: "I mean, the ancients were very taboo about the combination of yin and yang during the Mid-Autumn Festival, didn't expect it? ”

Wei Chong: "......" is not a topic to be reluctantly talked about by my son, right?

The third uncle, Wei Jue, was still a male god who did not move in the eight winds, he just smiled slightly and said gently to Wei Chong: "Ah Chong, your Uncle Tuoba brought you a gift. ”

"!!" Brother Lu said, is this going to heaven?

Wei Chong...... As soon as he saw the smiling face of the third uncle, he couldn't hold anything in his head, and the speed of the defection was comparable to that of a rocket, and he took the gift and said in surprise: "100 fruits?

Wei Jue rubbed the head of the little nephew who gave face like this: "He is a vassal king, and there will always be one or two privileges." ”

"His Majesty the Emperor and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also have it?"

"Of course. Wei Jue nodded and patiently explained, "Actually, when the reservation was not opened, I had already almost got it." Imperial power is always different. ”

"Then why is Ah Ji still using 99?"

"Huh?" Wei Jue was stunned, he didn't know this.

Wei Chong thought about it very hard, very hard all night, but he still didn't understand why his good friend didn't use 100, but he chose to use the same 99 as him.

Sima Xu: Snort, idiot.

……

Wei Jue's Weibo:

Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion. I wish the family, friends and fans of the homepage a happy mooncake festival. PS: I received a lot of gifts and was flattered. But I still hope that everyone can do what they can, money is limited, love is unlimited, I just need love is enough (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~

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