(Can I ask for a few monthly passes!)

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"Professor, what's wrong with it?" Jenny was frightened and recoiled. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the face of a behemoth that has lost its mind, even humans have to avoid it for a while.

"It's clear that it wants to mate. ”

Chen Ergou replied on his behalf: "Is it just jumping around like this to attract the attention of the mother elephant?"

Old Baker put down his camera and smiled, "That takes luck." Female elephants are only fertilized once every two years, so it is not common to meet a female elephant at the right time. This may be the first time this bull elephant has encountered such an opportunity. ”

Several people were very excited, hiding behind the woods like voyeurs, and secretly filming obscenely.

Chen Ergou was not interested at first, but the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very warm, and this group of guys was always interested in this kind of thing that would be hey if they didn't agree with each other. Crazy barrage, asking him to aim at the camera. "Wouldn't it be nice to watch a small movie, are you so heavy now, you even have the energy to watch elephants? ”

"Jimmy invited Chen Ergou to eat a Buddha jumping over the wall" message: "Don't ink, drip quickly, otherwise the little brother will explode." ”

"Fly, Fly invited Chen Ergou to eat a Buddha jumping over the wall" message: "The dog has worked hard. We are super confident, please hurry up and turn the camera, thank you. ”

"I like the tender sister to invite Chen Ergou to eat 5 Buddha jumping over the wall" message: "If you don't agree with each other, you will snap, I will serve the first bonobos, and the second will serve the elephant." Weak and weak, why do you have low self-esteem, I don't understand. ”

Fei Yuyin: "I don't like to look at your face, it's stinky, I'm tired of seeing it, show us the elephant." ”

The local tyrants all came to threaten, and Chen Ergou was also speechless, "You said you wanted to see it, don't feel inferior after watching it." All the bamboo is ready, and a wave of bamboo is needed to help the fun. ”

The bamboo instantly filled the screen, and the dog egg camera was reversed.

The elephant trampled frantically through the salt lake waterhole, splashing in all directions. The most outrageous thing is that he walks with his legs raised high, his front hooves raised high, and he moves step by step, like a pine tree with high toes in a cartoon.

This funny action made the audience laugh. I'm really worried that it will fall on its own.

There are a lot of elephants in the open space of the elephant village, and from the outside, it is difficult to tell which female elephant this male elephant is targeting. When it was finally chosen, it couldn't help but surprise people again. Because the female elephant he chose to mate with was two sizes smaller than him, and she was still a very young female elephant, but she was already taking the baby elephant independently.

Elephants have a strange way of courting, with the male elephant first stroking the female elephant with his nose, and then the noses entangled with each other, sometimes shoving the tip of their nose into each other's mouths.

When the love is strong, the male elephant is already very excited, especially a certain part of the body. The dog instantly switched the perspective, and then there was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

"it~!, what a big python!"

"Damn, how can it be so big, and with a turn!"

"Dirty, Thomas's little train is driving. Expose the biggest cancer in the anchor industry, the demon spirit, why don't you come to arrest people!"

"Haha, the men are inferior!

This picture is simply shocking, right?

Although it is a scientific and educational lens of the animal world, it is also a bit inappropriate for children. Chen Ergou was hesitating to give a mosaic. After all, in this situation, when the male elephant is in heat, even the little girl in the live broadcast room is too scared to look at it, and there will be a psychological shadow after watching it, and there are not a few of his female fans.

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally gave up and said, "Okay, they are already legal couples, we have to look at the problem with a scientific eye, this is a necessary process in order to reproduce the next generation." ”

Chen Ergou could only ignore the dirty topic in the live broadcast room.

The female elephant walked forward, but she didn't particularly resist, as if to say, "Daddy, our son is by your side, can you come after a while?"

Then the baby elephant was driven away by the male elephant and chased after him diligently.

Luckily, there were no other older bull elephants around to stir things up, and it was the king of the salt lakes at this moment.

The male elephant stands upright like a human, with two hind legs supporting several tons of weight, almost half of his body resting on the female elephant. And that's it...... In broad daylight, unscrupulously busy.

The behemoth of the elephant takes the position after mating, which is related to the position of the body organs of the female elephant. However, they still do not violate the "moral norms" of animal society. Because of the female elephant's organs, it is very difficult for the male elephant to successfully complete fertilization. But elephants have found a way to overcome them in the process of evolution, but the "big snake" has to make a turn when making a hole, which is why the "big snake" of elephants has a bend.

Otherwise, elephants will be fossilized like dinosaurs.

After being busy for a while, the female elephant moved again: "Child, Dad, you pause for a while, I'll turn around, don't make everyone look at me, I'm so embarrassed."

Hey, where are you going......

In this direction, it turned out to be directly facing the live broadcast camera.

Chen Ergou's face was embarrassed, and he was decisive and mosaic. The discussion in the live broadcast room just now was full of relish, and it was scolded in an instant.

"Anchor, don't you have a hard tail, don't you want a monthly pass!"

"Remove the mosaic, or you won't be rewarded. ”

Chen Ergou directly ignored it, after all, he was a green anchor, and he couldn't bring bad children.

But even if there is a mosaic, it will not affect people to watch a shameful beast action movie.

The mother elephant said, "I heard my grandmother say that you have to do this in the depths of a quiet and secluded bush."

The elephant said: My uncle said that the video of him doing this with his aunt ten years ago was also on CCTV's "Animal World".

Yes, I've also heard of it, it's on CCTV three sets, or Zhao Zhongxiang's dubbed voice.

So, me, you can cooperate and give me another little guy......

A few minutes later, after the two elephants finished vigorously, the male elephant had to use his nose to hook his shoulders to comfort the mother elephant, which was really gentle and intimate.

Chen Ergou's face appeared in front of the camera again, squeezed out a smile that he thought was extremely handsome, and said: "It's over, but this doesn't mean that the female elephant will definitely be able to conceive." It is said that it is quite difficult for a mother elephant to conceive, and it usually takes three months after each mating to determine whether she is pregnant or not. Even if she is really pregnant, the gestation period is more than 600 days, and there is usually 1 litter per litter. Maybe in two years, we'll have one more cute baby elephant. ”

The audience was not satisfied, and they couldn't wait to slap away his lewd smile.

At this moment, a high chirp suddenly resounded throughout the audience, as if announcing the return of the true king. And the situation in this salt lake land has also changed.

Everyone hurriedly squatted down and hid their bodies more tightly.

"Friends, an older bull elephant has broken into this elephant village, and the kingship of the young bull elephant, who has just become a groom, has been challenged. Chen Ergou explained in a low voice: "As the saying goes, the king does not see the king. There must be a big battle as soon as we meet. But the (high) pill ketone of the hairy young man who was the groom still skyrocketed, bold or stupid, and made it attack the older bull elephant. ”

A hand-to-hand battle between the most powerful mammals on land began without warning.

The big ears like a fan stand upright, and the two walls of flesh begin hand-to-hand combat in the most primitive way, attacking each other with their tusks, pushing each other with their heads, biting with their teeth, and doing everything they can.

Far away, you can hear the loud "bump" sound of them hitting each other. The surrounding animals all avoided in fear.

The roar in the open space of the elephant village was so loud that even a few small trees that were lucky enough to grow in the middle of the salt lake were not spared this time.

There was a "click" and he was knocked off by the waist.

And this huge elephant village salt lake land is carved out by elephants with their huge bodies like this, little by little.

This battle is much more intense than a hippopotamus fight.

After a few minutes of fighting, the hairy young man fled with a scar and a mess.

"It doesn't stand a chance of winning. ”

Moments later, the salt lake was once again tranquil. The animals return here again to bask in the sun and drink water.

Several small hummingbirds flew in front of the camera, their wings vibrating as fast as bees, and their buzzing flight was sharp. What a beautiful little one, covered with scaly feathers, brightly colored, and shining with iridescent or metallic luster, and the male bird's feathers seem to be even more vivid. Their beaks are slender and straight, some curved downward, and some species curved upwards, which is to facilitate the consumption of nectar.

"Meow~!" Rengar jumped up to hunt, but couldn't catch the agile hummingbird.

They are good at lingering among the flowers for a long time, "grounding", sometimes flying upside down, and they are even more expert at flying sideways in disguise.

Rengar wants to catch the bird alone, and it seems that he still needs to work harder. Perhaps when his golden eagle "grows up", he will be able to regain the airspace.

After being teased for a while, the hummingbird buzzed and flew high. Rengar whined a few times in frustration, jumped a few times and couldn't reach it, and was not lightly angry, so he simply gave up. Instead, he ran to a cracked dirt to dig and play.

Chen Ergou also rested enough, and the most important thing was to figure out his current position, and said, "Professor, it's time for us to leave." ”

"Can't you stay a little longer?" the three animal experts were a little reluctant to leave.

"No, this is a playground for animals, and humans are not welcome to live there. Chen Ergou refused without hesitation, "Find a way to go back as soon as possible, I'm afraid there will be changes." ”

The three of them couldn't do it, so they could only put away their cameras and camcorders, and put their backpacks on their backs and go on the road.

"Rengar. Chen Ergou shouted.

The little panther looked up at him, "meow meow meow", screamed a few times, and lowered his head to dig the soil again.

"Huh?" Chen Ergou slightly fluted.

"Chen, Rengar is disobedient?"

"It seems to have made a discovery. Chen Ergou walked over quickly and found that the ground had been cut into a small layer. But leopards are not good at burrowing after all, and their claws are better at hunting.

"Is this just a dirt field? Old Baker was also puzzled.

The more Chen Ergou looked at it, the more interesting he felt, and said with a smile: "Maybe there's a fish down there, a big fish jumping around." ”

"Fish?"

"Fish?"

The three people around him and the audience in the live broadcast room were all puzzled.

This is not a desert, and even if you have fished in the desert, you can't talk about it. Do you still want to dig a fish out of the dirt like this?

The barrage was full of question marks.

Chen Ergou smiled mysteriously, took off his backpack and took out his waist knife and dug it up. said to the camera: "Do you dare to bet on all your bamboo." ”

"666, Master Dog is very strong today. ”

"Is this going to be head-to-head with us?"

"The bet is opened, the odds are ten to ten, and there is no capital to buy. ”

"Bet! If you can dig up a fish that is alive, all the bamboo will be given to you. There are also a few monthly passes, all for you!"

"Wait a minute, what should you do if you lose?"

"Lose? joke!"

Chen Ergou rolled up his sleeves and started working, and the three of them saw that he was not joking, and they were also puzzled and came over to help.

A piece of dry land is really dry land. Even if you dig a foot deep, you can find some dry aquatic plants sticking in the soil, but it is still dry soil, can you really catch live fish in such an environment?

"Chen?" Jenny opened her mouth to persuade.

was interrupted by Chen Ergou: "Keep digging, it won't be too deep." ”

“……”

Chen Ergou was still digging hard, and when he touched something, his expression suddenly became happy, and he put down the knife and dug it up in the soil with his hands. Rengar had apparently noticed it too, and pounced on his little paws and plopped backwards.

After a while, I saw Chen Ergou suddenly feel out a huge strip of mud with a length of 50cm from the soil.

With a smile on his face, he looked at the audience in the camera and the three people in front of him: "Friends, the time has come to witness the miracle." ”

With a strong pinch, the soil was torn apart like a layer of glue, revealing a well-preserved fat fish inside.

It's really a fish, a bit like an electric catfish. The difference is that it has two long whiskers at the mouth of the mouth.

"Crackling", after all the layers of clay were torn apart, the fish came to life and struggled violently in his hands.

"That's a lot of energy!" he almost missed.

The audience in the live broadcast room all widened their eyes, "Damn, I really dug up a live fish from the soil?!

"Protest, the props team is too strong. ”

"It's unbelievable, even if you can catch a fish in the desert, you can dig up a fish alive in the dry soil!"

"Mom, is this still the earth, why is the knowledge taught in nature textbooks all a joke? A fish lives in the dirt!"

"I can't understand it, it's just slipping over!"

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Old Baker slapped his forehead suddenly, and suddenly realized: "I know, it's an African barramundi, why didn't I think of it just now." ”

Chen Ergou smiled: "That's right, it's the lungfish! They are probably the oldest fish species in the world, and unlike other fish, this fish has lungs." When the river dries up during the dry season, you can burrow into the mud and wrap yourself in the mucus you secrete to avoid extinction. During this time, they remain dormant and survive by consuming fat from their stomachs. Sometimes, the lungfish is half-dead in its mucus for months, or even years, waiting for the river to come back and it will be reborn. ”

The three of them were excited, as if they had seen something extraordinary.

Old Baker took a deep breath and said, "Can you show me?"

Chen Ergou handed it to him.

The barramundi fluttered and almost fell to the ground, but Old Baker hurriedly grabbed it and said, "I have always heard the legend of the African barramundi, but I didn't expect it to be right in front of my eyes, and I saw you dig one out of the soil with my own eyes." ”

"It's a lot of energy. I think the reason why it has so much energy has something to do with their habits. During the dry season, they burrow into the mud burrows, and they crawl out of the water with their fins like two tentacles. It's incredible, amazing fish!"

Now the audience can't refute it, there is really such a magical fish, and the most important thing is that it was discovered by Chen Ergou and Rengar, the lord and the two demons.

What else can you say, honestly give out a monthly pass.