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"No, no, something else, you seem to have said something before. Li Colin said clearly into the microphone, "You don't think I can be a member of parliament in private, and promise that if I am elected, you will eat publicly." ”

Philip really forgot!

Hearing this at this time makes him trance, makes him hideous!

He hesitated for a moment!

It was such a moment that he lost the only chance to lie!

The most important thing to make a lie true is to "not hesitate".

Answering questions without hesitation will make the lie come true, just like Eric, naturally and gracefully.

And once he hesitates for a moment and thinks for a few seconds, then the whole world knows that he is going to lie, not to mention that Philip's expression has already revealed everything.

Li Colin smiled: "Are you going to deny it? It doesn't matter, I am also an old Santa Monica person, and I have long been deceived." ”

"You're a liar, Colin. Philip raised his hand and wiped the sweat and oil from his face.

You are too confident Li Colin, it is just a bloody speech, you are still far from victory.

What's more, you wouldn't think that your enemy is far more than mine!

Politics is not something that can be done with a successful bloody speech, a strong backstage, continuous investment, and a united party are the keys to victory.

And some of Li Colin's remarks obviously made him an enemy of some people in the Republican Party.

"I don't deny it. Philip acknowledged this with a sinister smile, and turned to look at the crowd, "Indeed, I said before the election that if Lee Colin is elected, I will eat!"

Exclamations rang out, and everyone looked expectant.

There's nothing more to look forward to than watching a councillor eat!

The hip-hop boy, who was already sitting on the shoulders of the curly-haired man, was first surprised, then excited: "I'll just say that!

"But, Colin!" Philip turned to Li Colin, "the bet is made by both sides of the bet, and if you win, I'm going to eat, and if I win, you don't have to pay any price, which doesn't seem fair." ”

Li Colin immediately smiled back, isn't Lao Tzu so stupid: "Philip, this itself is your unilateral promise, not a bet." Besides, gambling is never fair!"

"Whether it's true or not, whether it's fair or not, it's up to the Santa Monica people's opinion, after all, this is Santa Monica!" Philip once again used his good method to fan the flames, and he looked at the people again, "Whoever loses, whoever eats! This is what the Santa Monica people want to see!"

Your mother!

Li Colin glared at Philip, this bastard is going to pull himself into the shit pit too!

Lin Xiaozao is right! There is never the word gentleman in the Spanish dictionary!

Those Santa Monica people in the audience, their wisdom has obviously been overdrawn!

They don't care who they support anymore!

"Don't be afraid of him, Colin!"

"him!"

"We'll help you!"

"It must be Philip who eats!"

Hip Hop Boy scratched his head, and in the face of reason and blood, firm political beliefs and the desire to see people eat, he chose the latter: "Don't be afraid of Colin! You can eat Jenny's, it will make people feel better!"

"yes, if it's Jenny's, you can barely swallow it!"

"Jenny, I can eat it for you, too!"

Jenny in the front row, who was also shot while lying down, couldn't understand why these perverts would pull their shit at all!

The popularity of "Jenny's" soon outpaced eating the itself!

Why, why, this makes no sense!

Jenny covered her mouth again and cried and ran away, it's so scary here, Santa Monica is a pervert, she wants to move!

Philip smiled and looked at Li Colin with his arms outstretched.

Boy, I admit that you have two hits, but the old-timers are not so easy to mess with.

Lee Colin needs help!

At this time, a car finally appeared silently, Eric got out of the car, his expression calm and confident, he raised his right hand without hesitation and made an "ok" gesture.

That's your professional opinion!

The public sentiment is difficult to resist, and the voice of the people makes Li Colin unable to step down.

"Okay, good, everyone, solve the problem in the Santa Monica way!" Li Colin had to raise his arm to respond to the call of the people, but he didn't intend to be so honest, "But I can do something more meaningful than eating." ”

"If I lose, how about donating 1 million to the state university?"

Li Colin had to pay the price for his paintings, and thankfully, he could make up for it with money. Although 1 million is a bit painful, it was two months later, and Donald must have already settled the lawsuit.

But the people of Santa Monica obviously don't like that! State universities don't care about anything! We like better!

"Although the Santa Monica people have their say here, we also have to respect the opinions of the parties. Li Colin would never give them another chance to cheer evilly, and he had already pointed the finger at Philip: "Is it okay? I won, you should eat whatever you want, and if you win, I will donate money." ”

This time, Philip's head swelled.

If a guy gives him $1 million and makes him eat, he'll be glad.

But who cares if you donate money to the state university or not!

If it were an ordinary person, he could immediately refute it, but unfortunately, Philip was a state legislator, a politician, and a servant of the people.

Philip said as calmly as he could, "As a Santa Monica, I don't like that. ”

"But you are also a politician, in addition to hating your opponents, can you have a little bit of the consciousness of a politician?" Li Colin decisively grasped his weakness, "For you, watching me eat is more important than the development of California's education career?"

"Hmm......" Philip's face was already green.

"Everybody calm down a little bit. Li Colin took advantage of the situation to look at the people, "I know it's fun to watch one of us eat, but we can always do something more meaningful." The $1 million will be a special scholarship for Santa Monicans, and if public universities get the money, 20 Santa Monica people who can't afford to go to school will receive scholarships next year. ”

Oh my God, Santa Monica produces more than a dozen college students a year!

Li Colin then said: "Since the words have come to this, I will donate this 1 million, whether I win or lose, not only to make up for Philip's pain, but also my personal gratitude to Santa Monica." I used to be a bad boy, and here you taught me how to bounce back, how to achieve my ideals!"

This is the time when a professional water army like a curly-haired man can exert his strength.