Episode 387 Lesson to a rookie
Seeing the arrogant and domineering Spider Xiaoliu motionless as if he had been clicked on the acupoint, Yu Qiyun stepped forward with a laugh. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He reached out and patted the six-eyed boy's black face, and found that the boy was unconscious, but he had a honey smile on his face. Let Yu Qiyun admire Aunt Bug more and more.
It seems that her fart not only stinks, but also has the magical effect of magic, and it is really a good weapon against the enemy.
He smiled and circled around the proud posture of Spider Xiaoliu, kicked this guy to the ground, and then took out the rope from his backpack, tied the goods with branches, and waited for Li Enchanting to come up, and then asked the beauty to greet this little liar with a nunchuck.
Ready, Yu Qiyun clapped his hands and left, and saw Tsubaki Fuyu lying quietly on a leaf from a distance, watching the hornbill family's every move.
"Do you see Li Enchanting?" Yu Qiyun crawled beside her and asked quietly, he looked at the sky, it was already past noon, and his stomach was about to march on the street.
"No, I'm afraid it's going to be night. Chun Fuyu turned his face, wrinkled his antennae and said, "At night, the hornbill's eyesight is not good, and Li Enchanting can escape in the dark." ”
Yu Qiyun sighed slightly.
He is not only concerned about Li Enchanting in the bird cave, but also about Yue An and soap soap on the oleander tree, they are a Lori, a coward, a scholar, almost no fighting ability, once they encounter danger, how can they protect themselves?
This made his eyebrows wrinkled into a block "Chuan" word, he didn't like this kind of situation where close companions were torn apart, and he was about to take out his mobile phone to send a text message, when he heard the sound of Didi Di, Yu Qiyun hurriedly silenced, clicked on it, and sure enough, it was a message from Yue An.
On behalf of the other partners, he asked, "How are things?" and said that they were all right, so don't worry.
The corners of Yu Qiyun's mouth curved into a gentle arc, and he thought about it and immediately replied: Li Yourao has been found, she has a little injury to her foot and is unable to move, and when she is better, she can go home.
His words are a combination of fiction and reality, and he can't say that he is completely fine, but he can make the big thing small, and turn the trapped in the bird's hole into an injury to the foot, so that they can feel at ease.
And he told the truth in terms of geographical location, Yue'an and they could also know from the Beidou positioning system that he and Li Yourao were indeed in the same place.
After sending it over, Yue An replied with three smiles.
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"What are you going to do with that spider?" asked Tsubaki Fuyu, looking back and in a quiet voice.
Yu Qiyun grinned:
"I tied him to a branch, and when Li Enchanting came up, I waited for her to send it down in person, this kid ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dared to deceive our Sister Li!"
Tsubaki Fuyu shook his tentacles lightly and said slowly:
"You can punish you slightly, don't make trouble, killing a spider on Spider Island is not a good thing. ”
"What?Spider Island?This is Spider Island?" Yu Qiyun's eyes exploded in shock, and he trembled in surprise:
"I see that the birds and flowers here are quiet, not eerie at all, and I don't even see half a shadow of the other spiders except that bastard boy. ”
Chun Fuyu pursed his lips, looking at Yu Qiyun's eyes like looking at a laipi frog at the bottom of the well, and sneered:
"There are hornbills living here, and spiders don't make their home here, but once you go out, you'll find spiders all over the flowers, trees, and you'll be scared to start a flower. ”
"My aunt, don't let others be angry and destroy your own prestige. Yu Qiyun laughed dryly, "Spiders are nothing to be afraid of, just now I made that kid faint!"
Unexpectedly, Yu Qiyun's words came out, making Aunt Chunxiang look at him as if she was watching a lump of frogs at the bottom of the well. Despise classmate Yu so much that you don't want to.
I heard her sneer and replied:
"Do you know that there are more than 40,000 species of spiders on Spider Island, and that kid is just the most ordinary round-webed spider, the weakest one on Spider Island, and compared to those powerful characters on the island, he is the shortest cold hair on people's thighs. ”
After saying this, she squinted at Yu Qiyun, and her eyes seemed to say to Yu Qiyun, if you can't even handle that kid, then you are not even as good as cold hair.
Yu Qiyun's face burned and he coughed a few times. According to the performance just now, he was indeed not sure to take down Spider Xiaoliu, but was scared back a step.
After a moment of silence, he asked:
"What are the most terrifying, powerful, and arrogant spiders on Spider Island? Tell me their names, so that we can be mentally prepared. ”
Chun Fuyu tilted his head slightly, looked at Yu Qiyun deeply, and found that his face had faded from the cynical look, and turned to a sincere attitude of seeking advice, so he spoke like a university professor:
"There are actually many terrifying spiders on this spider island, the most famous are tarantulas, jumping spiders, meteor hammer spiders, web-scattering spiders, spray spiders, bird-eating spiders, ghost spiders, trapdoor spiders, funnel spiders, the most ......"
Before she finished speaking, she saw Yu Qiyun, who was foaming at the corner of his mouth, shouting to stop, he was almost stunned by this spider and that spider, and he was crumbling on the leaves.
Yu Qiyun rubbed his temples, took out a small notebook and a pen from his backpack, and smiled at Aunt Chunxiang:
"You repeat it again, I'll write it down. ”
Chun Fuyu glanced at the two strange things in the hands of the strange insect Yu Qiyun, rolled his eyes at him, and after repeating what he said before, continued:
"Among the above-mentioned spiders, the largest is the bird-eating spider, the most cunning is Kongzhu, and the most poisonous is the black widow......"
"Hey, hey, hey. Yu Qiyun interrupted her again, "You didn't mention any hole spiders just now, and besides, what the hell is that black widow?"
Aunt Bug closed her mouth, looked up to the sky and took three deep breaths before she suppressed her anger and replied to him:
"The foramen spider is a superb ...... of jumping beads"
Yu Qiyun immediately asked, "What is the best?"
"Generally, you can only pick five or six steps at a time, but the hole spider can jump fifty or sixty steps at a time!"
Tsubaki Fuyu didn't have a good airway. These contents can only be regarded as rookie-level knowledge in the jungle, but I didn't expect that today, I have to explain it repeatedly to a rookie.
"Damn, 10 times!" Yu Qiyun exclaimed, and then asked weakly, "What kind of black widow is that?"
In the human world, the word black widow is no stranger to Yu Qiyun, and in war-torn countries, the word appears from time to time, often referring to those hateful and poor women who choose extreme ways to create horrors in order to avenge their husbands who died on the battlefield.
Yu Qiyun wanted to know, why did the spider also have this title? Could it be to avenge her husband?
Just listen to Aunt Tsubaki's patient explanation:
"Black Widow, in fact, is a type of funnel spider, because her poison is ......"
Suddenly, Yu Qiyun stretched out his hand and shouted:
"Huh, what kind of animal is that?"
Chun Fuyu took a deep breath and resisted the desire to go crazy, she couldn't remember how many times Yu Qiyun had interrupted her, but for the sake of Yu Qiyun who had saved her life, she still managed to suppress her anger.
She followed Yu Qiyun's fingers and looked down, and sure enough, she saw a brown dirt bag not far from the tree, and 15 small furry animals stood upright on the dirt bag.
With a pointed head, small ears, and a pointed tail, the eyes are flexible and tactful, and they look like weasels but not weasels. (To be continued.) )