Chapter 10: Make a bet
Unlike the others, both of them used porridge in a sea bowl and dry food in a grate. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info There are more than a dozen big steamed buns in the grate of both people.
Eat so much!
Wang Xiaohua-Mei complained in her heart.
In my previous life, I heard that they were very good at eating, but because they were led by their parents in that life, I really never ate with them.
"This canteen saved me. ”
Wang Da Belly ate a mouthful of steamed buns, drank a mouthful of porridge, chewed a mouthful of vegetables in his mouth, and said to Sun Neng while eating: "We have a large amount of food, eat a lot, in the past, we were busy just for our mouths, and we were idle every day with half of our intestines." It's good now, I'll eat when I'm done, and I'll be full. This communism is good!"
"That's it, especially our large amount of food, which is the most stained. Sun Neng chewed the food in his mouth, and said: "I heard that communism (production) is supplied on demand, and now I have just entered, although I can't wear and live, it's better to solve the problem first." ”
"Yes, as long as you have food in your stomach, nothing else matters. Haven't you heard of it, it's called 'Eating in advance into communism!' I really hope that this kind of day will last for a long time. ”
After a while, the sea bowl of Wang's big belly bottomed out, and the dry food on the grate was also cleaned, and he got up again to serve himself a bowl of porridge and took a few steamed buns.
"Can you eat it all?" asked Zhu Neng, looking at the dry food grate with Wang's big belly.
"Eat! There are no more than twenty people in one meal, and I can't suppress my hunger. In the evening, eat less, and eat a few more,"
"How much can you eat?" Have you tried it?"
"Nope. When everyone was over, I ate most of the pot alone, and I was not happy. ”
"Try it and eat it to your heart's content. Anyway, it's public, and it's enough!"
"Don't don't, don't be, it's not good to spread it!"
"What are you afraid of? A person's stomach, others can't eat it if they want to!"
"You're with me!"
"I can't, I'm far worse than you. ”
"I'll eat two, you eat one, it's all right?"
"Okay, Lao Zhu, give him a comparison!" Wang Baldzi, who was at the next table, listened to the conversation between the two and shouted loudly.
"Compared to what?"
The people around the dinner all looked at each other and asked curiously.
Wang Erbald stood up and said to everyone with a call: "Wang Da Belly and Zhu Neng want to eat steamed buns in a competition, are you willing to watch it?"
"Yes!"
The people who ate immediately began to shout, and they agitated:
"I just know how much they eat, but I really don't know how much they eat, so let them compare. ”
"That's right, don't just eat with your head bored, and have some fun for everyone!"
"That's it, the right to watch the show. ”
Zhu Nengyu was originally crazy by himself, but seeing that everyone was instigating, he stood up and said, "Compare, compare, what do you say?"
Wang Bald rolled his little eyes: "The game is a matter for the two of you, and you set your own gambling items." ”
Wang Da belly: "I just got two catties of good dry tobacco leaves, and the strength is big, I bet on this." ”
Zhu can eat: "Then I will beat two catties of white dry wine, I lost, two bottles of wine are yours, you lose, two catties of dry tobacco leaves are mine, how about it?"
Wang Dayu: "Okay." However, I still have to tell the captain about this. If the captain disagrees, it will be in vain. ”
Wang Bald waved his hand: "What do you say to the captain, let the chef steam two more baskets of steamed buns." Anyway, there are rules on the team: you can eat as much as you want, as long as you don't eat outside the belly. What are you afraid of?"
"I'm going to call the chef. A young man was afraid that Wang Da Belly would regret it, so he immediately called the chef over.
The chef is also a member of the team, surnamed Wang, and he is steamed with a good steamed bun. When he didn't eat in the canteen, there were big red and white events in the village, and the steamed buns used were all from his hands, and he was nicknamed Wang Steamed Buns.
Wang Mantou has a cheerful personality, loves to be lively and nosy. Whoever has a conflict between his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, or a dispute between neighbors, is willing to mediate with him, and has a good reputation in the team.
When he understood it clearly, his lively temperament came up, and he said: "Since it's a competition, we have to set a number." ”
Wang Dayu: "It's set, I'll eat two and he will eat one." For example, if I eat thirty and he eats fifteen and a half, he wins, and if he eats fifteen, I eat thirty-one, and I win. ”
Wang Mantou: "That's not good, it's so casual." You should set a number first, and you can only win when you eat this number. If neither of you can eat, both of you lose. Two catties of dry tobacco leaves and two bottles of white dry wine returned to the room for everyone to enjoy. ”
"Okay! that's fairest. ”
"We can't just be cheerleaders for them, we have to do something for them. ”
People became so excited that some even slapped their hands.
Wang Dabelly scratched his scalp and said to Wang Mantou: "Then you set a number, I'll see if I can respond!"
Wang Mantou: "I know how much you eat." In this way, let's put the flat bun flat, and put the steamed buns full, how about you eat a flat bun?"
"No way!"
Before Wang Da Belly could express his position, someone in the crowd shouted:
"It's too little, he'll be able to eat it. Plus two flat hooks. ”
"Yes, straighten the two flat hooks and line up the steamed buns. This one is the king's belly. Then count a few, add two to five, and then count one for Zhu Neng to eat, so that they can eat it all in an hour. ”
"Yes, if you can't finish eating, you will lose!"
Wang Mantou smiled and looked at Wang Dayu: "What do you think?"
Wang Dayu: "Okay! I've never let go of my belly to eat, and this time it's all fun. ”
"What about you?" Wang Mantou asked Zhu if he could eat it.
Zhu Neng: "Since he responded, what else can I say......? I...... Get out of the way!"
"Well, that's it. Wang Mantou clapped the board and said: "Tomorrow at noon, we should eat meat and vegetable steamed buns, and the two of them are just having a competition: Wang Da Belly eats one flat Dan plus two Flat Dan hooks, and Zhu Neng eats half of Wang Da Dan's total number." There are wins and losses between them, and everyone is watching the excitement. No one can eat it, two catties of dry tobacco leaves and two bottles of white dry wine, all belong to everyone. ”
"Good!"
All the people applauded.
Wang Xiaohua-Mei patronized and watched people say that they had bet, but they didn't watch out for being dragged by the arm of the second lame.
"Go home!" roared the second cripple with a raised eyebrow.
"No!" Wang Xiaohua-Mei hurriedly squatted on the ground and dripped away.
"I can't help you little Ke Zizi, see if I don't break you!" said the second cripple, according to Wang Xiaohua-Mei's buttocks, "pop" is two slaps.
"Wow...... Wow......"
In order to alarm people, Wang Xiaohua-Mei pretended to be weak and let go and cried loudly.
"Dead Nizi, shame on you!" The second cripple kicked again, picked it up, and walked away in one armpit.
Wang Xiaohua-Mei kicked and kicked and cried and screamed, and at the same time stretched out her little hand and grabbed it hard with her sharp nails on the front chest of the second cripple.