In recent decades, or even hundreds of years, there has been a popular saying in China: foreign monks are good at chanting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In recent years, the situation in China has increased unabated, foreign illiterate and second-class goods are foreign teachers in major English training schools, and they are deeply loved by students, young students are proud to be able to talk to these garbage, and even a group of students squeeze their heads, and some girls who do not rhyme with the world are deceived physically and mentally, and they feel very glorious if they are stupid.

Everything is good, everything is local, it's rotten, it's all shameful, it's not good.

It's a kind of sadness of cultural inferiority.

Lezhnev has always been a supporter.

After resting after dinner, at about two o'clock in the afternoon, surrounded by Huang Jie and others, Lezuo Nev walked into the conference room with a serious face, and the professors were looking forward to his arrival.

No one paid much attention to Huang Jie all the way, and after arriving, he glanced at the professors, who were very arrogant and arrogant, and said, "I only came here for two days this time, and I will leave as soon as the time comes." ”

The interpreter hurried to tell everyone.

"Comrade expert, in such a hurry, we are still waiting for your guidance. ”

"Can you stay a few more days?" Huang Jie also hurriedly expressed this meaning.

"Hehe, it is said that all of you are professors in the field of high-power power electronics, and there are even two academicians, I am just an associate professor in Mao Xiongguo, are you sure you need my guidance?"

As soon as the translator said it, the faces of all the professors changed dramatically.

What's going on?

The hairy bear country is too perfunctory.

It doesn't matter if you don't send experts, you're still an associate professor, and you're not worthy of this level.

Isn't that humiliating?

All of them are hot and hot.

Qin Mingke was quite dissatisfied, and stood up directly and said, "Xiao Huang, what's going on? Let an associate professor guide us? What are you kidding?" ”

"That is, whether you have the ability to do it. ”

"This guy doesn't look that big, what can he understand?"

Gong Shu also said solemnly: "This is very inappropriate. ”

Huang Jie was trying his best to appease everyone.

The crowd was excited, and the translator was a white, thin, tall young man, so naturally he would not say it to Lezuo Nev.

Lezuonev, who had been with a straight face and no expression, suddenly laughed.

It was beyond everyone's expectations. He glanced at the professors and said playfully: "Everyone, technology is not a project, nor is it a job title. I know that all of you are professors, and what you are best at is brushing papers, squeezing students, and competing for honors, heh, I am an associate professor in China, so what does it matter. I never cared about these titles, can they really solve technical problems? In our woolly bear country, we only focus on capabilities, and I am the person in charge of the high-voltage DC generator of the space station. ”

Fluent in Chinese.

The people were embarrassed and speechless.

"I am not surprised that you people can't solve technical problems, oh, don't be surprised why I speak Chinese, my graduate student is at Bingcheng University of Technology, Professor Hua, I don't know if you still have an impression of me?"

Professor Hua is almost sixty years old, and he still wants to make a final sprint for the title of academician. Only then did he run over, not seeking merit but seeking no fault, seeing that the little queen from the hairy bear country was very unhappy, staring at it and looking at it, shaking his head, he really didn't have any impression.

"It's not surprising that I was just a student of an associate professor on your entire team, and I was impressed by his guidance on how to make data, how to make pictures. How to insert citations indiscriminately, how to write published papers, it seems to you that it is easy, and these useless things are actually an important basis for your assessment. Haha, it's ridiculous to think about it now, so I wasn't surprised to hear that you couldn't solve the technical problems. ”

There is certainly a lack of academic rigour, but it is not so blatant. Being listed as Nev in this way and saying it is equivalent to knowing the leading people in this circle, Professor Hua's whole body trembled, his face was extremely red, his entire neck was red, red to the root of his ears, and he was extremely uncomfortable covering his chest for a while.

The professor who was familiar with him knew that he had a bad heart, so he quickly rummaged through the medicine from his body and took it, helping him smooth his breath, and then slowly calmed down, but he was embarrassed to lift his head again, and he only felt that there were mocking eyes all around.

Zhang Zheng sighed, this kind of thing is tacitly understood by almost everyone in the domestic academic circle, he has always been strict with the academic management of students, even if he postpones graduation, he will never show favoritism, and almost all the students whose blind review papers are selected by him have to be reborn and peel off their skin, so that they have fallen into the title of a cold-faced judge.

"Mr. Nev, I am afraid that your words are biased and too biased. Gong Shu said angrily.

Lie Zuo Nev smiled, then regained his cold face, and said no more, he was just deliberately sarcastic, and Professor Hua's laboratory was just an exception.

Huang Jie was really anxious, the atmosphere suddenly became like this, and said: "Hehe, academic exchanges, it is inevitable that the rhetoric is intense, not in the way, not in the way, listed as Mr. Nev can speak Chinese, that is really good, professors, seize the time to exchange and study, as the general person in charge, it is a real development of high-performance equipment, which is obvious to all." ”

Anger is anger, but the technology of the people is there, should they lick their faces and ask for advice, many professors went up to look for doubts in their hearts, but Liezhnev did not answer at all, just nodded, or um, and looked at the Russian version of the book by himself.

"It's just a dumb monk. ”

All the professors said this in private.

This situation continued until six o'clock in the evening, and people went to rest, Huang Jie saw that this was not good, and begged everyone to seize the opportunity to come up with some useful information, for the sake of the country, do not act rashly.

The professors complained again.

What kind of person is this?

At first, his mouth was poisonous, but he became mute again.

Huang Jie is another comfort, anyway, everyone has to unite as one, gather here for one purpose, and you can't give up your efforts.

So, early the next morning, Huang Jie also arranged for two technicians to join in to ask for advice, but Liezuo Nev was still silent.

Where is this coming to guide, it's clearly fooling.

In order to extract as much useful information as possible from the mouth of the "dumb monk", Huang Jie's researchers and professors took turns asking him various questions.

"Dumb monk" Lie Zuo Nev was asked anxiously, so he said a series of Russian, everyone was really angry, the girl obviously can speak Chinese, not to speak, fortunately the translator boy followed alongside, quickly recorded on the paper, Huang Jie was excited, caught it and looked dumbfounded, doubted: "What is this?" (to be continued.) )