Episode 73 The Bath of the Embarrassed Journey (I)
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The Amazon rainforest is like summer all year round.
There are no seasons in terms of temperature.
But in terms of humidity, it can be divided into two seasons:
Rainy and dry seasons.
You heard that right, rainforests also have dry seasons.
The dry season is usually from May to November every year.
The rainy season is from April to December.
It rains once or twice a week during the dry season.
It rains three to four times a week in the rainforest.
Of course, this season division is based on its own criteria, because the dry season in the Amazon also rains an average of one or two times a week, and in the rest of the planet, this is already the rainy season when the water is no longer watery.
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Now, Yu Qiyun is in the dry season of the Amazon, which has both advantages and disadvantages:
After shrinking, you don't have to risk being killed by raindrops to move around, and the downside is that safe and comfortable "bathwater" is really not so easy to find.
"And where are we going to take a shower now?"
Li's enchanting question interrupted Ant Jasmine's thoughts, Ant Jasmine is a native of the rainforest, and she can always find a shortcut.
Yu Qiyun Rice Ball and the others looked at her together, and under the sunlight of **, the smell of sweat and odor all over their bodies was mixed and slowly fermented, and soon it was about to sublimate into biogas.
Ant Jasmine stroked her tentacles, looked around, thought about it carefully, and thoughtfully set three bathing principles for these humans:
First, the principle of safety.
Personal safety always comes first at all times, and the number of personnel must not become a "subtraction".
Second, the principle of proximity.
They must not run too far in the bath, and the closer they are to the nest, the safer it is. In case of danger, the nest is the best shelter.
Third, the principle of convenience.
Under the above two premises, the pursuit of a simple and smooth geographical environment is fast and good.
Ant Jasmine's two coffee-colored antennae kept turning like a Teletubbies, and she would appear such a funny expression when she thought deeply.
How to arrange for these humans to take a bath is really a new brain-burning topic for her.
Bathing, originally for ants.
It was never a problem.
Ants are one of the most bathing ethnic groups in the world, with an average of 2 times a day, and in special cases such as the queen's birthday, winning a battle, etc., they will also bathe more.
Therefore, 365 days a year, their total number of baths will exceed 730 times, which is really ashamed of the self-proclaimed love of cleanliness.
Although the number is dazzling.
But ants are also one of the "most convenient" people to take a bath, and they don't need shampoo, shower gel and a change of clothes, and they don't use any tap water.
The reason is simple: they don't wear clothes. They also use their own saliva in the bath.
Of course, they didn't mean to be so disgusting and perverted.
For ants, their saliva is the most natural, environmentally friendly and effective bathing utensils.
Because their saliva contains antibiotics and digestive enzymes unique to ants, which can effectively sterilize bacteria.
Ants have a water in their mouths, and "single licking bath" can be used anytime and anywhere, and "double licking bathing" can also effectively enhance the family fun and feelings of sisters.
In the human world, public baths and private baths are the main users of water in summer, and once the water is stopped, every household will cry like a wolf.
And the ants are very happy when they don't have water at home.
The main reason is that they do not use water for bathing in hot days, and in terms of drinking water, the ants who work outside drink various water sources on the spot, such as dew puddles, etc., and the drinking water of the ants working inside the nest mainly comes from the water that the sisters who go out to feed them, and the water contained in the food such as mushroom pulp.
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Ant Jasmine smiled bitterly.
The saliva of these humans is simply the scum of a water to the saliva of ants.
No wonder I had to take a shower and run outside.
She said that she was going to stick a knife in the ribs for Yu Qiyun and them, but now she was in a hot sweat to arrange for them to take a bath.
"Let's go find some dew drops nearby!"
She finally spoke, a drop of dew was enough to wash Yu Qiyun and the two of them, and silently praised herself in her heart.
"Yay!"
Li Enchanting and Soap Soap laughed happily.
It seems that they have seen the picture of insects bathing in the dew in the cartoon, so funny!
It turns out that I also have the opportunity to experience it myself!
Yu Qiyun Yue'an and Rice Ball are also looking forward to the fantasy taste of bathing in the dewdrops.
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Soon!
In line with the three principles of "safety, proximity and convenience" for Yu Qiyun, they set up for ant jasmine.
She and her teammates took the stinky insects to a patch of grass near the nest.
This is the place where the sisters often drink dew when they go out, and it is safe to have no external insects, and when you enter the grass, you can hear the sound of several sisters cooing and drinking water.
Although it is the dry season of the rainforest, there is not much rain, but due to the temperature difference between day and night, there is a lot of dew.
As soon as Yu Qiyun and the others got into the dense grass five or six stories high, the laughter and laughter inside came to their faces.
It seems that there are quite a few people.
Those were all female workers who were collecting wild fruits from the ground nearby, passing by the grass to drink some water first.
When the ant Jasmine led everyone to the grass, the smell of the sisters was everywhere along the way, and this smell made them feel very relieved, which was the best proof that this grass was their territory, safe and never lost.
This piece of land is like life,
Once you have it, do it and cherish it.
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"Good morning, Vice Dean Jasmine!"
"Are you here to drink water too?"
"The water quality is good today!"
"Hehe, it's a little sweet through the mountain spring!"
Looking up, high in the early leaves, the ant sisters who were lying on the dew and drinking water greeted the ant jasmine one after another.
Ant jasmine and ant peach blossoms smiled and waved their tentacles.
I feel that a mountain spring has flowed in my heart, very sweet and warm, where there are sisters, everywhere is home.
On the grass and under the grass, the sisters looked at each other quietly.
are silently swearing with their eyes:
This is their home! This is their dearest person! Whoever dares to invade their home and hurt their sisters, then everyone here will risk their lives to protect it!
"Look! It's five fireflies!"
"Wow!
"I've heard that the night is better with fireflies!"
Suddenly, there was an ant girl on the grass shouting, and they finally saw Yu Qiyun and Li Enchanting who were following behind the ant jasmine team.
The three words "fireflies" made Yu Qiyun and the guys cramp, although the dream-like romantic "fireflies" made human teenagers, especially girls, like them so much, but they were treated as "fireflies" by ants, which was so embarrassing that they didn't want to drop.
"Fart! We're not fireflies!"
"We are human!"
Soap Soap raised his head and waved his little fist, puffing up his protests, Yu Qiyun and Li Yuefan could only smile silently and bitterly.
"Fireflies are good! Fireflies are good!"
The ant sisters on the blades of grass grinned and shouted again.
Immediately let Yu Qiyun and them stumble!
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