Chapter 383: Sister Paper, Your Great Aunt Is Here!
Looking at the number on the screen, Chen Nan threw the phone on the bed and didn't answer it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
But what made him speechless was that after the other party hit one after another, after seven or eight in a row, Chen Nan had no choice but to answer: "Officer Qin, what do you always order?"
"You bastard, you said you would return my car yesterday, why haven't you sent it over yet!" Qin Yixuan's roaring voice.
Chen Nan hurriedly moved the phone away from his ear, and said with a little emptiness: "Tomorrow, I will definitely send it to you tomorrow." ”
"Talking is like farting, my mother doesn't believe you anymore!" Qin Yixuan said angrily: "Now, right now, send it to my mother immediately, otherwise my aunt and grandmother will kill you at home!"
The car has been blown up, and she hasn't had time to buy a new one yet, so what will she pay back?
Chen Nan smiled hesitantly: "It's an old lady for a while, and an aunt for a while, so what are you?"
"You don't give me a hippie smile!" Qin Yixuan said angrily: "Acquaintances hurry up and send it, dare to say half a word, the old lady will come to your house to clean you up immediately!"
"How do you clean up?" Chen Nan smiled: "You can't beat me in a fight, is it to clean me up on the bed? But you may not have done me in bed!"
"Ahhhh
Qin Yixuan shouted angrily, followed by a "bang" sound, Chen Nan knew as soon as he heard it, it must be the crazy woman slapping the table with her hand
"Dude, don't your hands hurt when the slap is so heavy?" asked Chen Nan with concern.
"I love your sister!"
Qin Yixuan was about to run away, gritted her teeth and said: "Bastard, I warn you, my mother, I can only drive a police car when I go out now, it's very inconvenient, you send me the car quickly, send it!"
"I don't understand!"
Chen Nan said nonchalantly: "Why is it inconvenient for you to go out? Could it be that your eldest aunt is here?" Qin Yixuan was almost angry with these words: "Can you speak human words surnamed Chen? It's best not to force the old lady to go crazy!"
"Listening to your voice, it's like a crazy little kitten, and it's cute. Chen Nan said with a smile: "Sister paper, in fact, you don't have to be shy, the eldest aunt is here, I can understand, after all, you women always have a few days of inconvenience every month, don't you say?"
"Chen Nan, your uncle!"
Qin Yixuan roared angrily, her voice a little hoarse.
"It's useless for you to scold me!" Chen Nan sighed: "Even if you scold me to death, your eldest aunt won't leave, why bother!
"Chen Nan, you turtle bastard, I'm ...... Fuck me!"
"What the are you? Your aunt is here, and it's bleeding down there, and you still want to it? I said why are you also a policeman, why is this lustful thought in your heart so heavy?" Chen Nan sighed and said: "Alas, these days, there are really not many pure people like me." ”
"Bang ......"
There was a series of loud noises on the phone, and Chen Nan could imagine that Qin Yixuan was dropping her mobile phone and slapping the table with both hands.
"Hey, hey, buddy, calm down!" Chen Nan said in a somewhat anxious tone: "Your white and tender little hands, if they are broken, I can't afford to pay for them!"
"Compensate your sister!"
"Why do you want to compensate my sister?" Chen Nan was puzzled: "Even if you want to compensate, you will be compensated, after all, it was your hand that was damaged, so why should you compensate my sister for Mao?"
Qin Yixuan is now so angry that her lungs are about to explode.
After a long while, she gritted her teeth and said word by word: "The surname is Chen, I repeat it again, send me the car back immediately, otherwise the old lady will come to your house now!"
"It's useless for you to come, I'm not at home. ”
Chen Nan made an excuse and said, "I'm driving your car on a mission in a neighboring city, and I won't be back until tomorrow." ”
Qin Yixuan gradually calmed down, and said with some suspicion: "Really?"
"It must be true, you are my brother, I will not lie to anyone!" Chen Nan swore that he felt that he was very hypocritical, and a lie could still be said so heart-wrenching.
"I'll trust you for the time being!" Qin Yixuan gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "It's really inconvenient for me to drive a police car sometimes, send me back tomorrow, do you know?"
Chen Nan said with a smile: "Okay, okay, anyway, your aunt is also here, how about I buy you a Bao Bao tomorrow by the way?"
"You bastard, fuck off!"
Qin Yixuan roared angrily and hung up the phone angrily.
Chen Nan showed a smile on his face, and he was in a much better mood after talking nonsense with this crazy woman.
I was about to turn off my phone and go to bed, but at this moment, someone called again.
Huo Xinya!
Chen Nan frowned, Huo Xinya rarely called herself, and besides, it was almost eleven o'clock now, and she had never called so late.
"Xinya, what's wrong?"
"Did you sleep?" Huo Xinya said apologetically, "Didn't disturb your sleep?"
Chen Nan smiled: "I just answered a phone call, and I haven't slept yet, are you okay?"
"I didn't ...... It's okay. ”
Huo Xinya said with a little weakness, she just couldn't sleep at night, and she hesitated for a long time before calling Chen Nan.
As soon as he heard her words, Chen Nan wondered in his heart.
Since this Nizi is fine, why are you calling yourself at night?
"Then you ......"
Chen Nan was just about to ask, but Huo Xinya interrupted him: "I just can't sleep, so I want to find someone to talk to, you won't feel annoyed, right?"
"How could it be!" Chen Nan said: "Don't say that you are my sister-in-law, even if you are just an ordinary classmate, it is normal to chat." ”
Sister-in-law!
Chen Nan's casual words made Huo Xinya's heart cold.
That's right, I'm his sister-in-law, even if I miss him, how can I burst out and call him, isn't this digging my sister's wall?
Huo Xinya felt a sense of guilt in her heart: "Actually, it's nothing, or you should go to bed early." ”
Chen Nan was a little confused, and said suspiciously: "Aren't you unable to sleep? What's the hurry, I can't sleep anyway, just chat for a while." ”
"That'...... Just listen to you. ”
Where did Chen Nan know about Huo Xinya's thoughts, and thought that she was really just a simple insomnia.
"You're a girl, and I just have a question for you. Chen Nan lit a cigarette and took a puff, and said, "What you said before is right, Qingqing she likes me." Now I have to find a way to enlighten her and let her let go of this relationship that shouldn't exist, do you have any good way?"
"What can I do, if I have a way, how can I ...... myself"
Halfway through Huo Xinya's words, she seemed to realize that she had missed something, and quickly shut up.
The more Chen Nan listened, the more confused he became, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"