The students who took the video in the third year class walked to the explanation table and said: "I probably took it, the image is not very clear, you can call the referee over to study it, and said that the video was changed to slow down three minutes ago."

The two commentators got together and searched carefully, and finally found the scene, and shouted excitedly into the microphone: "We found the situation at the time, the gorilla opened a high ball, intending to pass it to Huang Guanhe, he and the opponent's No. 5 defender Guan Muyun headed the ball, swallowed, the camera was a little shaky, and they walked and jumped at the same time! Huang Guanhe jumped very high, and the opponent's No. 5 closed a big section with him, the problem is here, No. 5 unconsciously stretched out his elbow and hit Huang Guanhe's lower abdomen, and he immediately fell to the ground!"

The referee also judged that Guan Muyun was indeed an unintentional mistake based on this video, and he was not convicted, Mu Yongtai saw that he was a little familiar, and suddenly saved, and said secretly: "It's him again! There are so many talents in Liao Xuebing's class!"

Two boys helped carry Huang Guanhe on a stretcher to the infirmary.

Mo Yongtai replaced a thicker defender, and the game started again.

The gorilla seemed to want to take revenge on Guan Muyun, and kicked in his direction several times, but it was often destroyed before he crossed the middle line, and the fifth class of the second year of the dream team like a ground tank suddenly encountered an iron wall, and his breath suddenly became nervous, is this still the mud wall that fell down ten minutes ago?

"Is this a team of luck or not? I seriously suspect that they took stimulants and were leaned over by demons, it was like two teams, could it be that Huang Guanhe's white foam provoked them to fight very hard. We can see that Coach Mo's face has become ugly sitting on the sidelines, maybe he will go to the teacher of the organizing committee to complain after the game, who is the second class of the despicable second year who has been enchanted? It seems that the commentator is really not generally partial to the second year and fifth class, and this commentary does have a great impact on the second year and second class.

Some people even wanted to rush to the sidelines to slap the commentators.

The narrator danced and completely blended into the horn: "It's not good! Meng Jun kicked Wang Ruoyuan with his flying feet, no, no, he said it wrong, it was Wang Ruoyuan who put his face at the feet of Meng Jun, Wang Ruoyuan had fallen to the ground in pain, even if it was so far away, we could still see that the bloody face had broken a big piece of skin, it happened too fast, after this, just now the ball was passed not high or low, Meng Jun wanted to kick with his feet, Wang Ruoyuan wanted to swing his head! Oh, the referee gave Meng Jun a yellow card, which is really happy, we hope that Meng Jun will ask himself, why didn't he take back his feet in time when Wang Ruoyuan turned his face to the ground just now? He treated his classmates so cruelly, does he still have a conscience? Another commentator whispered: "Hey, they were in mid-air just now, and they are not martial arts masters, how can they take back their feet casually?"

Liao Xuebing pinched Murong Lanluo's little face: "The teacher will come when he goes, you wait obediently and don't run around." ”

Murong Lanluo smiled sweetly: "Okay." ”

Ai Ziying couldn't help but sigh and said, "Lan Luo, when are you going to pretend to be a lady?"

"I'll keep pretending to be in front of the teacher, can't I?"

Liao Xuebing walked to the lecture platform and pressed the switch of the microphone, Guo Hai's huge and ugly voice stopped abruptly in the radio speaker, and only a pitch-shifted tail note full of surprise was heard.

"Teacher Liao, please don't hinder our work, countless listeners are looking forward to our broadcast, this is an ugly game, all the audience needs is a result. ”

Lao Liao smiled: "As a listener, I really want to pinch your eggs." ”

"I'm glad to listen to your explanation, but now you can leave, Li Qian had already waited aside, grabbed one person's neck with one hand, took them out of their seats, dragged them into the dressing room, and sneered: "I have prepared hot tea, and I specially invite you to taste it." ”

Liao Xuebing sat on the chair, cleared his throat, and turned on the microphone switch: "Dear listeners and friends, I am Huang Jian Southeast and Northwest Middle School, and now I am responsible for introducing the scene of the ball game. The son of the wind' Ye Yuhu is not at the same level at all, he can only follow behind and sigh, only to see Ye Yuhu's long hair fluttering and melancholy eyes comparable to Robert Baggio, his dribbling is elegant and calm, deep, deep, well, Zidane's jīng marrow, at this time, Zhong Bai, known as the romantic prince of the second class of the second year, followed, they passed the ball to each other, and cooperated seamlessly, the defenders of the dream team in the fifth class of the second year were like an orangutan arm in front of them, vulnerable, shè door, the ball went in, the son of the wind Ye Yuhu and the team members hugged together to celebrate, it seemed that they could already go back to the lounge in advance to take a bath。

He continued to do it in one go, and casually added nicknames to the players on the field, the nicknames of the second class of the second year are all elegant, good-sounding, positive, and upward, such as the "son of the wind" Ye Yuhu, the god of war Mengjun, and the nicknames of the fifth class of the second year are all ugly, such as "mouse" Wang Ruoyuan, "gorilla" Zhang Zheyu.

Many of the audience outside the venue were stunned, just now they said all the bad things about the second class of the second year, and now it has all become praise, but it is also good, the explanation is much more vivid than just now, as if listening to a story, how to kill the wicked in the second class of the second year who is incarnated as a hero.

Some of the audience members said that Lao Liao used the excuse to demoralize his opponents and had no grace, while others who were dissatisfied with the favoritism of the previous commentator said that Mr. Liao was really a real man, and the two sides held their own words and argued with each other.

Mo Yongtai said in his heart: "Dad said that Liao Xuebing is sometimes a real villain, sometimes a hypocrite, so it's really true."

The devil's training has taken effect, how can the fifth class in the second year be the opponent of those hooligans? Soon after, three generals were injured, and all the substitutions were used up, and Ermei also ate two yellow cards in the second year, Mo Yongtai closed the notebook and said calmly: "Forget it, the game is lost, I didn't expect Liao Xuebing to have such strength."

The players gritted their teeth and struggled to support themselves, but by the second half they were already defeated, completely giving up resistance, and when the final whistle blew, they lost 0-3 to the enemy and were eliminated.

"Listeners and friends in front of the radio tube, the game has come to a perfect end......" Crackling and spitting and splashing and not a lot of nonsense, Liao Xuebing will naturally not be unhappy if he wins, "Thank you to the dream team for bringing us a jīng lottery game, I wish them good results in the 18th league tomorrow, and I hope that the students who will get the signature and group photo of big-name stars such as Ye Yuhu, the son of the wind, the god of war Mengjun, the Martian Wang Long, and the romantic prince Zhong Bai are invited to wait in line in the No. 1 locker room."

More than a dozen students rushed to the commentary booth and shouted, "Teacher, I actually want to get your autograph, the commentary is so jīng color that I almost forgot to watch the game."

"Teacher, your voice is deep and magnetic, it's so beautiful, will you continue to be the commentator for another game below?

Lao Liao still has this bit of self-knowledge, and said shamefully: "I said so in class, I hope everyone will go to our class to listen to Chinese lessons in the future." Hehe, my voice is a little hoarse, let me leave first......"

In the locker room, Ye Yuhu and others, together with the assistant coach, were beating the former commentators, Guo Hai and Peng Da of the student union department. Ye Yuhu pinched Guo Hai's face and said: "Even if you read a lot and read stupidly, you should know who else is called Ah Hu in Tulip Chronicles." I know that there are also two student leaders in the fifth class of the second year, and they must have something to do with you. ”

Li Yuzhong continued: "It should be the son of the wind." ”

The players laughed and made fun of the romantic prince, the god of war and others.

"Brother Bing hasn't come yet, forget it, he must have something, I invite you to go outside for a drink to celebrate." Li Qian said.

The classmates cheered loudly, and Li Yuzhong said: "Go to Yuyu Qionglou, you can also call Miss!"

Everyone gestured to him with one middle finger pointing upward.

Liao Xuebing broke away from the crowd, hit Murong Lanluo, pinched her tender little face and said, "Do you want to go home first and come to me at night or do you have any plans?"

"Go to your house, I heard that Zhou An and Xia Wei have been to your house, and I want to take a look. Murong Lanluo clung to Liao Xuebing's sleeve, for fear that he would run away suddenly.

"OK, let's get in the car if the single's room is dirty. ”

Murong Lan got into the back of the car, hugged Liao Xuebing, rubbed his back and said, "A father's shoulders should be so wide, the teacher is too suitable to be a father!"

Liao Xuebing's nosebleed almost splashed all over the school, and the feeling of being rubbed by this chick's boobs is really real. Driving to the supermarket, Murong Lanluo asked to stop and go in to buy some food and general supplies.

When he got home and opened the door, Murong Lan looked around, the living room, bedroom, balcony, kitchen, and bathroom went back and forth, frowning and said, "Sure enough, it's the same as I thought, it's too sloppy! ”

"Fortunately, the weather is cold now, and there are fewer flies and mosquitoes, otherwise you will be scared to death, Liao Xuebing said with a smile.

"Teacher, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?"

"Yes, yes, I'm still an old bachelor, a bachelor, and I haven't had a girlfriend in seven or eight years. While Murong Lanluo was wandering around, Lao Liao hurriedly stuffed the peep binoculars on the window into a drawer, put the A-grade disc on the top of the TV under the sofa floor, and put away the women's underwear that had been stolen before.

Unexpectedly, the last action was seen by Murong Lanluo, who had just turned out of the kitchen, and said with a blushing face: "Teacher, didn't you say that you don't have a girlfriend......?"

Liao Xuebing's embarrassment was broken, and he almost wanted to commit suicide by hanging from the beam, and covered up: "This is my ex-girlfriend's underwear, in order to commemorate the love I once had, I left her underwear." ”

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