Chapter 688: The Gypsies

The single dog was very interesting, stopped in front of Xiao Peng, and said to the gypsies: "Don't go forward! I can warn you, this one is a Chinese, and you are blind to find trouble with the Chinese!"

The strong man who walked in front looked at Xiao Peng: "I'm still afraid of making trouble with him for such a thin man?" Hey, yellow man, your leather clothes are good, take them off and give them to us!"

Xiao Peng was speechless, this Nima is a gypsy?

The single dog pointed at Xiao Peng and said: "You are stupid to find a Chinese person to fight! When you meet another race, you can also judge whether he can fight or not." For example, if you meet a black man, he may be big, but he can't even lift weights, and that's because he was trained in prison, so he may not be able to fight. ”

"For example, if you meet a white man, who is also a big man, wears clothes that are obviously on the small side, showing strong muscles, and whose ears are still a little deformed, this kind of person can strangle you with one hand. (This meme refers to all kinds of combat athletes, such as boxing MMA and the like.) οΌ‰

"There are also Latinos, who have tattoos all over their bodies, including their ears and necks, and wear fat khakis, and their clothes are a few numbers bigger, and when they see their opponents, they stretch out their arms and tilt their hands and tilt their heads, 'What do you want, brother?' to give you a chance to escape. ”

"But the Chinese people are different!" the single dog said here and pointed at Xiao Peng: "They look harmless to humans and animals, they are not aggressive, but they may kill you in seconds!" They will not put any cruel words before fighting like other races, even in the face of provocation, they will calmly say something 'I think you better not ask for trouble, sir, I will give you a chance, you can leave here now, violence will only bring inconvenience to both of us.' At that time, if you really wanted to trouble them, and after hearing 'Hey!Ha!Roar,' when you reacted, you would have already fallen to the ground, either you couldn't hear it, or you couldn't see it, and you might even pee your pants! Then the Huaxia people will help you up from the ground and ask you, 'What have you learned from today?' See? This is a kung fu master from Huaxia!"

Watching the single dog dancing there and introducing it, Xiao Peng almost laughed, don't say, what this kid said is really interesting.

Xiao Peng didn't laugh out loud, but those gypsies really laughed, one of them knew French, pointed at Xiao Peng and laughed: "This is still a kung fu master? Come on, yellow race, I'll practice with you!"

Xiao Peng also came to have a fun-loving heart, put his hands behind his back, and learned from the old man in the kung fu movie: "I think you'd better not ask for trouble, sir, I'll give you a chance, you can get out of here now, violence will only bring inconvenience to both of us." ”

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, not to mention the gypsies, even the single dog has a speechless expression, I'm just scaring them, you're good, it's really acting.

The gypsy laughed, and the gypsy who provoked Xiao Peng directly reached out and pushed Xiao Peng: "I'll trouble you, I'll take a look if you move one!"

Xiao Peng dusted off the position he touched: "Your hands are very dirty! Don't touch me, otherwise you won't be able to bear the consequences." ”

When the gypsy heard this, he directly stretched out his hand and wanted to push Xiao Peng, Xiao Peng directly stretched out his hand and grabbed his thumb and buckled it forward, the gypsy directly suffered pain, his body twisted, Xiao Peng directly stretched out his foot and mixed it with his ankle, and the gypsy lost his balance and fell to the ground.

The gypsy lay down on the ground before he knew what was happening, and before he could come to his senses, a large boot appeared in front of him, and he fainted with a bang.

Everyone looked at Xiao Peng in surprise, but Xiao Peng had a calm face, stretched out his right hand to the gypsy on the ground, and said, "What have you learned from today's incident?"

"That。。。。。。 Mr. Xiao, he has fainted. What the single dog actually wanted to say was: "Xiao Peng, don't act, is this interesting?"

Xiao Peng was also a little embarrassed when he heard this, and looked at the person next to him: "That, do you still have anyone to go on?"

Seeing that there was no movement next to him, Xiao Peng tidied up his clothes: "Single dog, let's go in." ”

The single dog followed behind Xiao Peng, with an excited face: "I'll go, Mr. Xiao, are you really a kung fu master?

Xiao Peng said: "Didn't you introduce me like that just now?

The single dog shrugged: "I've been in Huaxia for a long time, how can there be so many kung fu masters, I just said that to scare them." ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "Okay, you got it right this time." By the way, what's the matter with this gypsy, why do you say it's better not to have contact with a gypsy in Gaul?"

The single dog said: "Gaul has been expelling Gypsies, and it has never stopped for so many years, and you Chinese people have no Gypsies, so there is a lot less trouble, and for so many years, Gypsies are notorious in Europe, basically equivalent to 'violence', 'greed', 'treachery', never going to work, and children of a few years old are stealing on the streets." We in Gaul have always been the most fraternal and non-discriminatory country, but we have always been the most enthusiastic about the expulsion of Gypsies. ”

"Let me tell you about this incident, which has to do with you Chinese, when I first returned to Gaul, there was an incident in which a gypsy drove into a Chinese supermarket, killed a three-year-old child, and injured the owner. The reason is very simple, that is, because they went to that supermarket three times in a week to steal things and were caught by the boss, they were angry and retaliated directly. And then they say it's a traffic accident, so you can't afford to pay for it, what can you do with them? During World War II, everyone knew that the Germans slaughtered Jews, but in fact, the number of Gypsies killed was not much less than that of Jews. Why didn't anyone mention it? because Europe hates gypsies. ”

Xiao Peng was puzzled and asked: "No, didn't the Nazis take pride in being Aryans at that time? If there is a complete set of racial theories, how could they massacre Gypsies? You must know that this Gypsies are also Aryans." ”

The single dog shrugged: "The Nazis didn't think that Gypsies were Aryans, and even if they knew they were Aryans, they wouldn't admit it." ”

After speaking, he briefly explained the story of the gypsies to Xiao Peng, saying that the history of the gypsies is a history of blood and tears of oppression。。。。。。

The Gypsies originally lived in the northern part of Insan, and left Insan, about 1000 A.D., and no one can say why they began to wander, and the most convincing possibility is that it was because of the persecution of Zongjiao.

They traveled all over Europe, a Semitic people with a long history, wandering from place to place, not farming, and generally not raising food animals, with traditional gypsy men living by taming animals as musicians, and women begging for medicine through singing, dancing, divination, and medicine.

Because these jobs are relatively low-class occupations and are easily associated with crime, for so long, Gypsies have been regarded by Europeans as beggars, thieves, traffickers, or JI women, plus Gypsies rarely intermarry with foreigners and refuse to communicate with other cultures, so they have always been unpopular.

Fortunately, the Gypsies were even worse in the early years, and Sweden was the first to stand up and expel the Gypsies, and at that time it was stipulated that if the Gypsies did not leave, they would be hanged! And Finland, Sweden's neighbor, did not want Gypsies, but wanted to drive back the Gypsies who had fled from Sweden!

In the sixteenth century, England (not the Eagle Country) joined the persecution of the Gypsies, and they were even more ruthless, as long as the Gypsies were guilty or capital crimes!

In 1589, the Danish king declared that any gypsy leader would be sentenced to death if caught, and those who participated in the gypsy hunt would be rewarded. This activity did not end until the 19th century!

To this day, Europeans are still discriminating against Gypsies, in the 04 Athens Olympics, the Gypsies living there were directly expelled, and the same is true of Gaul, desperately expelling Gypsies----- of course, they are also justified in doing so: according to the laws of their own country and the European Union, those who enter the country for three months without obtaining a work permit or enter the country for six months without obtaining a long-term residence permit are illegal residence, so there is no problem with the expulsion at all------ and the Gypsies do not work at all! Where are the documents?

And the reason why Gaul Zhengfu made up his mind to drive away the Gypsies was that these people were just petty theft and the like, and they still engaged in big riots when they had nothing to do. After a young Gypsy in Saint-Aignan who was suspected of theft and driving without a license was shot dead after being arrested, dozens of armed Gypsies surrounded the police station, burned cars and flags, and vandalized nearby shops and public facilities, causing a bad impact;

In Grenoble, a young gypsy was robbed at gunpoint and killed in a police pursuit, which was followed by riots that broke out for several days, with dozens of cars burned, countless shops smashed, and police officers shot and wounded.

Who can afford to meet such an ancestor? So the Gallic Zhengfu's approach is: You go, you leave quickly! I can't provoke you to drive you away, right?

Arrest them and put them in jail? They can't wait for it, they have no job, no benefits, no pension, and all they have left to cheat money with tarot cards all day long. It's better to go to prison than to starve。。。。。。

"Mr. Xiao, you just came to Europe and don't know about gypsies, but fortunately you are in the car every day, not a backpacker who travels to Europe. The single dog said.

Xiao Peng was puzzled and asked, "What does this have to do with backpackers?"

The single dog said helplessly: "Mr. Xiao, I'll tell you this, I've been in China for so long, all the Chinese people I know who have traveled to Europe, one is counted as one, as long as they have been to Paris and Rome, all of them have encountered gypsy thieves!

"Huh?" Xiao Peng grew his mouth, I'll strangle it, these people are too fierce!