A meal was eaten until two o'clock in the afternoon, the two uncles were born and defeated in the hands of the younger generation, the eldest uncle sang Peking Opera when he was drunk, and the younger uncle drank better, and when he was drunk, he lay on the ground, and he couldn't wake up like a dead dog.

"Mother, mother, mother, please see. ”

"What is this?"

"It's a whisk made by a tanuki. ”

"What do you mean by that. ”

"This thing is hidden in the palace, which can often remind us to be prepared for danger in times of peace. ”

The eldest uncle speaks an authentic Beijing accent, and he spent many years in the capital when he was young.

The eldest aunt helped her stumbling husband to walk out of the door, while coaxing: "Niangniang doesn't look, Niangniang doesn't look." Let's hurry home. ”

Qin's mother helped to help.

On the other end, the old man went out with his little uncle on his back.

Jiang Cheng and Zhang Yunxi waved, "Cousin, cousin, goodbye." ”

Qin Ze squinted: "Goodbye." ”

Qin Baobao pushed his younger brother, "You're okay." ”

Qin Ze burped, and the alcoholic Qin Baobao covered his nose.

Qin Ze laughed: "Little Er, come to the Ten Altars again." Then he plunged headlong into his sister's swollen breasts.

Qin Baobao hurriedly hugged his younger brother, and said in his heart, fortunately, my sister has big breasts, otherwise I won't be able to hold you drunk.

Qin Ze pushed his sister away again, blushing and singing loudly: "I don't believe that you don't fly with a bottle of two pots, I will accompany you as much as you can ......."

Qin Baobao coaxed his younger brother: "Okay, okay, accompany and accompany, let's change places and continue to drink, and go with my sister." ”

What kind of song is this? It's quite flavorful to listen to.

"Don't be afraid of being tired when you come to fight hard today, and you won't come back when you vomit blood at dawn. Qin Ze began to howl again.

"The elder brother has worked hard, the elder brother and the two uncles have both lost, and the elder sister has turned around and kissed the reward. Qin Baobao continued to coax.

Qin Baobao walked to the room with his drunk younger brother, passing by the bathroom, Qin Ze pushed his sister away and threw himself by the toilet. Qin Baobao hurriedly followed, gently patting his back.

"If you don't know how to drink, drink less. Qin Baobao complained that the first time she saw her brother drunk, the old man couldn't help but drink with his children, but Qin Ze had a bad stomach since he was a child and rarely drank alcohol.

"Sister help you back to your room to rest. Qin Baobao pressed the toilet bowl and flushed away the filth that his brother had vomited.

Qin Ze suddenly shook off her hand, raised her bloodshot eyes, and said loudly, "Sister, I don't have a sister, I don't have a sister." ”

"Then who am I, your mother? "Qin Baobao doesn't have a good airway.

Qin Ze stared at her for a long time, and said with a smile: "You are a girl, a beautiful girl." ”

"Looks like I'm dizzy. Qin Baobao was too lazy to bother with his drunken brother, "Okay, I'm a sister, I'm a sister." ”

The younger brother and the two uncles drank two bottles of liquor and more than a dozen bottles of beer.

Qin Ze shook off his sister's hand again, and smiled: "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

"If not, don't mind having one. ”

"If so, how about another one?"

"Look at how I am, don't think about it. ”

Qin Baobao said in his heart, are you really drunk, your speech is quite clear.

Lip service: "No, no, I don't want to have it for the time being." Forget it, I'm your sister, I can't be your sister, I'm going to be immersed in a pig cage. ”

Qin Ze looked at her for a while, "vomit~" and vomited again.

Qin Baobao covered his nose and patted him on the back.

After Qin Ze vomited, he dozed off by the toilet. Qin Baobao tried hard to support him, but he couldn't let him sleep here, what if he was thirsty and took a sip inside.

People who are drunk are most likely to be thirsty.

Qin Baobao said, sister will take you back to the room, there is a sister waiting there.

When Qin Ze heard this, he became happy, so he followed his sister back to the room, passed by Qin Baobao's room, and plunged into it, muttering about his sister, what about his sister.

Qin Baobao dragged him out with all his might, and coaxed and tricked: "There is no sister here, the sister is next door." ”

"Liar!" Qin Ze suddenly pushed his sister away, staggering, his face full of anger, "Mom said that my sister is here, right here, you, you...... Don't try to lie to me. ”

Qin Baobao was stunned, looking at her younger brother who was flushed and delirious, she remembered an old incident many years ago, Qin Ze was ordinary since he was a child, although he was a little handsome, but there was no harm if there was no comparison, Qin Baobao was pink and cute when he was a child, and he was praised by adults wherever he went, and his parents felt face-saving. Compared to his younger brother and sister, he is an ugly duckling.

When Qin Baobao was a child, he liked to show his superiority in front of his younger brother, and joked that he would not be able to marry a wife in the future. The child was innocent and innocent, Qin Ze felt that he really couldn't marry a wife, so he ran to his mother and cried.

Qin's mother comforted her son, it doesn't matter if you can't marry a daughter-in-law, let your sister be your daughter-in-law in the future. finally coaxed his son to smile.

Of course, Qin's mother coaxed the child, but he remembered it for so many years.

The softest place in Qin Baobao's heart was touched, he grabbed his brother's arm, and said softly: "Okay, okay, sister is here, you hurry up to bed and sleep, sister will come later." ”

Qin Ze was immediately relieved and lay down on his sister's bed, but he couldn't sleep, he had a terrible headache, and he was humming and chirping on the bed.

Qin Baobao sat at the head of the bed, pinched his temples, and looked at his brother's face. The room was silent, and a song came to her mind.

"Time is like a carefree song,"

But it's full of notes of growth. ”

"The distressed, the sad, and the elated. ”

"The boy's face is blurred in memory,"

"The back is drifting away. ”

"Only remember the declaration of pride,"

"Reach out and embrace the world. ”

"A few years have passed in the blink of an eye,"

"The frivolous language has settled. ”

"Blazing feelings are buried deep in the soil. ”

"We're all compromised,"

"Constant compromise ......"

Qin Baobao's heart was surging, and his fingers touched his younger brother's face, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, and then the bridge of his nose and lips......

We're all compromised, Aze!

Qin Ze seemed uncomfortable, moved his head, opened his blurry drunken eyes in a trance, and then hugged Qin Baobao at the head of the bed into his arms.

Qin Baobao was startled and struggled a few times, and at this time, he heard Qin Ze muttering in a low voice: "...... Sister, I like you......"

Qin Baobao's heart trembled fiercely.

Qin Ze squinted his eyes and kissed Qin Baobao, as if he wanted to kiss her mouth, but he didn't kiss her, and kissed her on the cheek.

Qin Baobao straightened his brother's head......

Seeing that the two of them were about to kiss together, Qin Ze said again: "Sister Zijin, I like you......."

Qin Baobao, who felt a thunderbolt smashing on her face, sat up straight suddenly, staring at Qin Ze with complicated eyes, she gasped a few breaths, the bittersweet and sour taste in her heart was surging, and she waved her hand to slap her brother in the face twice. Qin Ze was like a dead dog, without any movement.

But Qin's mother, who pushed the door in, saw this scene and shouted, "What are you doing, why are you beating him up." ”

Mom was furious.

Qin Baobao's eyes turned red, and he choked up: "He bullied me." ”

"Nonsense, thank God you don't bully him. Qin's mother picked up her daughter and pushed her out, and reprimanded her with a straight face: "Go make a cup of hangover soup, bear child." ”

Qin's mother probed her son's forehead and muttered a complaint: "Drink so much, I don't count at all." "Help my son tuck the quilt, turn down the temperature of the air conditioner, and walk out of the room.

In the empty room, Qin Ze opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling in a daze for a moment, closed his eyes again, and fell into a deep sleep.

The weather in September is unbearably hot, the sun is scorching the earth, and the air is scorching hot when you breathe.

Sweating during the day, and being contaminated with a little alcohol from his younger brother, Qin Baobao hugged his change of clothes and approached the bathroom with a sullen face.

There are two bathrooms at home, one large and one small, the large bathroom has a built-in bathtub, and you can take a cold bath in the hot summer, or take a hot bath in the cold winter, which is all the enjoyment of life. The only regret is that when this house was bought, Qin Ze and Qin Baobao were both in elementary school, and they were not lucky enough to swim in the bathtub.

Qin Ze and Qin Baobao both like to swim, before junior high school, they often went to the pool to play, but Qin Baobao rarely went after junior high school. Because I can't stand the amazing and aggressive gaze of the Shu millets. Her parents didn't allow her to go, and when she went to high school, her sister's figure was already a crowd of females, and Qin Ze also objected to her sister going to the public pool, this kind of benefit could not be enjoyed by outsiders.

Qin Baobao often said, brother, you will have a future in the future, you want to buy a villa, with a swimming pool, and my sister wears a swimsuit for you every day.

Qin Ze, who was not afraid of tigers as a newborn calf, patted his chest and agreed.

Later, Qin Baobao felt that it was impossible to count on his younger brother for the rest of his life, so he stopped saying such things, and changed his words to say that he must make a lot of money in the future and buy a villa by himself, with a swimming pool.

In fact, with Qin Ze's family background, where is the use of worrying about not being able to marry a daughter-in-law, take the sister-in-law back to the house for a walk, and the marriage will be handled properly. Qin's mother estimated that she had this level of confidence, so she was not in a hurry about her son's marriage.