Chapter 521 [The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain]

Yuna collapsed, looked up to the sky and shouted three times, grinning like a flounder, and her reluctant expression was clearly written on her face.

The audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed and cried, and they were busy taking crazy screenshots and making emojis.

"Lin Xiaoyi, what's wrong with you?" Chen Ergou casually gave her a nickname.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I'm not called Lin Xiaoyi. ”

"Oba, don't put it in my pocket next time, okay?" Still speaking a word of Chinese that was not too pure, he complained with a pitiful little appearance, and almost cried to you.

But under the vicious smile of the "bad dog" Fu'er, even though Yun'er was about to collapse, she still didn't take the bird's corpse out of her pocket.

Chen Ergou felt that he could explain, and said: "This is one of the few dinners, in the wilderness, hypocrisy can't save us." The best thing to do is to put it in your underwear...... OK, OK, I didn't say it. ”

This embarrassing baby is too straightforward, although she is usually very careful and will take care of other people's feelings, but when she is with Chen Ergou, she always forgets that there is a camera on her head.

Of course, her "Flounder" and "Crocodile Smile" emojis are really one of the many charms, usually people restrain themselves from doing such off-line actions in order to maintain their image, which naturally becomes Lin Xiaoyi's signature, and everyone who knows her knows that she is not afraid of doing things that lose her image.

In addition to Yuna's nature, she also knows very well what people hate and like, so she will not restrain her emojis.

Especially this grinning crocodile grin, regardless of the image, and the strange screams of various tones, have been deeply loved by the audience since the show was broadcast. As long as you see her emojis and crocodile smile, Yunkong will think of the child's naturalness and unpretentiousness.

I have to sigh that some people keep their image in order to get people's love but it is difficult to get it, and some people give up their image but are likable, which can only be understood by themselves.

"There's dirt here, we need bait for fishing, we can find things like worms, maggots, etc. Chen Ergou brushed aside the rotten roots, and it didn't take long to find what he wanted, "Yun'er come and see, this is what we are looking for, they are rich in protein......"

Yuna thought she had found something good, so she ran over with her eyes open, but she almost didn't throw it up when she saw it. With a disgusted expression on his face, he said, "Oba, you are too much, how can you eat this thing." Rolling his eyes, "Unless you eat it for me." ”

Chen Ergou said: "This is a natural tree scavenging insect, not the type you think, it's okay to eat it raw." How about we make a pact. I'll eat it first, and then you will eat one too, OK?"

"No! never!" Yuna categorically refused, turned around and left.

Chen Ergou said helplessly: "Actually, it's not that bad, it may taste a little weird, but it will never smell rancid...... Why don't I eat first?"

Yun'a took a few steps and stopped, pointed to his nose and ordered, "Ohba, you are not allowed to eat either, Alaso?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was very curious about what they had found, and urged the camera to move over. When the camera flew by, some of the audience members who were eating dinner almost threw up. I saw a large nest of maggots, wriggling under the rotting roots, densely mixed with brown wood chips.

"I'm rubbingβ€”"

"It's disgusting. ”

"666, it's time for the dog to eat a wave of bugs. ”

"I specially searched for some foreign wilderness survival videos, and the people in them are all insects. ”

"Lin Xiaoyi~2333, laugh! Looking forward to the dog eating a wave of bugs~"

"Don't expect it, a person as strong as the dog master doesn't even need to drink urine, and it's impossible to eat insects until he starves to death. ”

There was a loyal member of the Dog Care Dog Growth Association who was supervising him, and Chen Ergou didn't eat it after all. Packed with a bag of maggots, look at this Yun'er. This time, Yun'er didn't let him put it in his pocket when he was killed, so he had to carry it himself.

It was snowing again, and they had no intention of returning immediately, but looked around with their bows, hoping to find more traces of their prey. Yuna is like a fart and follows her big brother around in the snowy forest.

"Looking at the angle of this snow ditch, it doesn't look like a ditch. In the summer, there may be a stream down there, and we're walking above it now. ”

The snowflakes fell into Yuna's neck, and she shivered and put on the down jacket and hat. The white down jacket blends perfectly with the snow, and the thick down jacket is fluffy like a snow bear, and because the gloves are too thick, it looks even more clumsy. Meng Meng said, "Are we on the water? Luckily, it's frozen now, and if we happen to be on the top of a thin line, we're in bad luck. ”

"Have you ever been in ice water?"

"No, I'm afraid of the cold. Oba, have you washed it?"

Chen Ergou said: "It's a very wonderful feeling, it feels like your whole body is burning, but it's strange that your hands and feet don't seem to be able to move yourself." Here's how it works: when you warm up your body with cold water, you feel cold, and when cold water seals your pores, it's hard to get heat out of your body. That's why your body feels hot after taking a cold shower. This phenomenon of body fever is different from the symptoms caused by a cold, on the contrary, taking a cold bath often helps to strengthen the body's resistance. ”

"The most popular snow saunas in Finland are Sauna and Avanto!"

Yuna was surprised and asked, "There is also sweat steaming in Korea." What are Sauna and Avanto?"

Chen Ergou paused, felt that this thing was quite interesting, raised his head and shared it with the audience across the camera, and said, "Everyone knows that the sauna comes from cold Finland." In Finland, of course, almost every household has its own sauna, even in apartments and holiday cabins. The standard Finnish sauna must be at 80 degrees Celsius, and a bottle of beer or Cider is also standard. ”

"I would like to highly recommend Cider, which is a unique Nordic cider, with an alcohol content of 4.7%~5.8%, no bubbles, and not as sweet as Liqueur, which is super refreshing after chilling, and is an excellent drink for saunas!"

"But the Finnish sauna is a little different, now I'm going to talk about Avanto, I don't know what English is, anyway, translated into Chinese is the meaning of an ice cave." I'm sure you've heard that Finns like to take a sauna, roll in the snow, go back to the sauna and continue steaming, go back to the ice hole, go back to the sauna, go for a swim in the ice hole, go back to the sauna, and go back to the sauna......"

"Actually, we also had the opportunity to try to dig a hole in the lake by the sauna. Go in and take a cold shower, the temperature is definitely much higher than the water surface. Going in is like soaking in a hot spring. ”

"If you're in the northern region, if you're digging a hole by yourself, don't go to the middle of the lake or anything, it's good to have a depth of about one meter next to it, otherwise you won't be able to get out when you get in......"

Yuna listened attentively and couldn't help but look forward to it, "Can we make a sauna?"

"That's a big project, and I can't give you a ticket right now. Chen Ergou said: "Let's go back, they are probably in a hurry." ”

"Well, Oba wait for me. ”

"Yun'er, brother will teach you to sing a fun song. ”

"Your new song?"

"Sort of~" The two walked back one after the other, Chen Ergou shook his head and hips under the gaze of countless viewers in the live broadcast room, and then almost sprayed as soon as he opened his mouth, "666β€”β€”"

"The king has called me to patrol the mountains, and I will turn the world around.

The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I'm a hard-working, unclingy leprechaun......"

"Don't ask me where I'm from, don't ask me where I'm going, I'm going to pluck the most beautiful flowers and present them to my little princess. β€œ