Chapter 3 Brother, pay attention to your body
Li Yuanhao's smile froze on his face, his legs stopped unconsciously, covered his lower abdomen with one hand, and sighed secretly: "It's bad, I, my period is coming!"
Speeding up his pace, stepping on the moonlight, His Majesty the Emperor quietly lurked in the Qianqing Palace like a thief, but did not dare to enter, at the corner of the main hall, holding the pillar with both hands, revealing a head, looking in the direction of the dormitory. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The little eunuch Yu Qing reclined in front of the door, holding the whisk in his hands, fell asleep soundly, slept to a proud place, and rubbed his nose with his hands between half awake and half asleep.
"Yu Qing, Yu Qing!" Li Yuanhao shouted in a low voice.
Yu Qing, who was in a daze, opened his eyes when he heard someone shouting his name, and saw His Majesty who was a thief and a thief at a glance, and his heart was full of joy: "Your Majesty, you can come back, the minions are sleepy." ”
"Are the two of them gone?" Those two referred to Su Guifei and Suo Guifei, who were waiting for the rabbit.
"Gone, gone. Yu Qing replied, nodding and running over.
Li Yuanhao, who was a thief and a thief, heard that the two had left, let out a long breath, walked into the dormitory by himself, and closed the door heavily, so that Yu Qing, who was about to go in together to serve His Majesty to sleep, had an intimate contact with the door.
Yu Qing touched his slightly aching brows, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, every month His Majesty will toss in the room for a few days, and he won't let people approach, I really don't know what they are doing inside, in the early years, listening to storytellers outside the palace comment on the kings of the past dynasties, there are always some strange things or habits, but there should be no such strange things as His Majesty today.
Li Yuanhao walked into the room, turned around and locked the door, took out a small stove from under the bed, set up a clay jar with rough workmanship, poured clean water, and made a fire, the blue-red flames licked the bottom of the pot, and a cloud of mist rose.
After doing everything, Li Yuanhao couldn't help frowning uncomfortably, her whole body was sore, just like the tide, especially the lower abdomen, like a needle prick, she sat down slowly on the edge of the bed, pulled the quilt with one hand and wrapped it around her body, shivering, her stomach was cold and weak, and the problem that fell ten years ago has not been good.
Looking at the clay jar with rough workmanship, Li Yuanhao, who was pale, couldn't help but smile, his face was full of gentleness, this clay jar was made by himself and Qingyuan three years ago, after it was made, the two sneaked into the imperial dining room of the palace and touched two jars of wine, drank a drunken drunk, hugged each other's shoulders and played along Weiyang Road, and then hugged the same bed in the Qianqing Palace and slept for a night.
Wu Qingyuan is the grandson of Wu Zhongtang, the four auxiliary ministers Wu Changhe, Wu Changhe is the head of the veritable first auxiliary minister, the minister of the humerus of the imperial court, the title of the minister of the court is strange, Suo Guifei's father is Suo University Scholar, Su Guifei's grandfather is Su Shangshu, the title of University Scholar and Shangshu can be counted, but it can be called Zhongtang Lord, the entire Great Wei is only Wu Changhe, ten years ago the Tang Dynasty was split, the first emperor Dragon returned to the sky, the world was in chaos, and it was Wu Changhe who stood behind the Queen Mother from beginning to end.
Hearing that his grandson and His Majesty the Emperor hugged each other for a whole night, Wu Zhongtang was furious and scolded Wu Qingyuan with a cruel cane, even if His Majesty the Emperor came forward in person, Wu Zhongtang did not give face. And what added fuel to the fire was that the old ancestor in the palace also came forward to severely punish Wu Qingyuan, who had insulted the dignity of the royal family, and by the way, he wanted to punish His Majesty the Emperor and whip him thirty.
The stupid stunned boy Wu Qingyuan didn't understand what he had done wrong from beginning to end, and stood in front of Li Yuanhao with his beaten buttocks, holding his neck, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water: "If you want to punish me, this matter has nothing to do with Your Majesty." ”
The Queen Mother sneered and dropped a sentence of "backbone", and Wu Qingyuan's beaten ass was given another thirty lashes.
Li Yuanhao knew that the queen mother was afraid that the identity of her female son of heaven would be exposed, and when the time came, not only in the imperial court, but also in the south of the river, the strong Southern Liang would be ready to move, and the west of Taihang Mountain, in a corner of the country, but the ambitious Western Chu would also be eyeing the tiger, maybe the Xiongnu north of the Great Wall would also take the opportunity to go south, in the final analysis, the world could not tolerate a woman in the world.
And the reason why she became a female son of heaven has to start from that snowy night ten years ago......
After Wu Qingyuan recovered from his injuries, the Queen Mother issued an edict and sent Wu Qingyuan 9,000 li to Tai'an City for three years.
When Li Yuanhao heard about this, he broke into Cining Palace and confronted the Queen Mother face to face, the two looked at each other, Li Yuanhao was full of anger, and the Queen Mother was contemptuous and disdainful.
The turning point in the relationship between His Majesty the Emperor and the Queen Mother is to send Wu Qingyuan, since then the two have become more and more estranged, the hard-handed Queen Mother can not tolerate one to disobey her own emperor, a few means down to set up Li Yuanhao, the court unanimously stood behind the Queen Mother, and now Li Yuanhao is just a puppet emperor, maybe, tomorrow will be deposed and put into the cold palace.
On the day Wu Qingyuan left Tai'an City, Li Yuanhao sent him out of the city, and also gave the snow-white night-shining jade lion from the Western Regions to the other party. Wu Qingyuan got up on the horse, snuggled his mouth, as if to stop the crystal in his eyes, touched the mount under his crotch, and swore that even if he starved to death, he would not let this horse suffer a little grievance. Li Yuanhao said with a smile: "If you have no choice, it's okay to kill and eat meat." A teasing word didn't make the two of them happy, but their eyes were slightly red.
The humane horse of the Western Regions seemed to understand the horror of "killing people and eating meat", and ran wildly with his limbs outstretched, Wu Qingyuan shouted, as if promising something, and disappeared between heaven and earth in a blink of an eye, leaving Li Yuanhao, who kept waving his arms, to himself: "Qingyuan, I didn't hear clearly." ”
"Woo woo woo ......"
The water in the rough mud jar boiled, and the hot water vapor rushed out along the narrow hole in the lid, making a sharp and piercing sound, Li Yuanhao woke up from his contemplation, stretched out his hands from the quilt, and took out a packet of brown sugar from under the bed like a trick, poured a small amount into the teacup, and then held the mud jar with one hand and tilted it slightly, the white gas flew up, and the hot water flowed down, flowing down the mouth of the mud jar into the teacup.
Put down the mud pot, hold the teacup with both hands, blow lightly, take a shallow sip, the warm brown sugar water into the abdomen, the pain in the lower abdomen has not been reduced, but more severe, cold sweat flows down his cheeks, Li Yuanhao gritted his teeth, couldn't help but tighten the teacup in his hand, the heat contained in that sip of sugar water finally spread like a heat wave, swirling, dispelling the cold in the body, reducing the pain.
With a long exhalation, Li Yuanhao drank the brown sugar water, his body also had strength, wiped the sweat on his face, got up from the bed, and was about to take out another quilt, but he looked down at the bed and sighed again, leaving a red flower on the quilt.
She vaguely remembered the first menstrual holiday, and she also dyed a bed, and the group of nasty guys in the worship room were horrified, thinking that it was a little palace maid who didn't know the depths, and actually did things with His Majesty, thus polluting the dragon bed.
Therefore, the chief eunuch in charge of the worship room, Zhao Duling, gathered the little palace maids who had waited for Li Yuanhao, and beat three to death with a cane, and a little palace maid who couldn't stand the cane scolding, crying and standing up and saying that she and His Majesty had done a cloud and rain room, and after a sentence, Zhao Duling, who had the title of "Royal Cat", twisted the neck of the little palace maid with his own hands and threw the corpse on the ground.
Li Yuanhao blocked, Zhao Duling held the Empress Dowager's decree, his face was arrogant, and Li Yuanhao watched the little palace maids being beaten to death, that day Li Yuanhao said viciously to Zhao Duling: "In the future, I will definitely castrate your old dog again." Zhao Duling smiled and bowed his head: "The slave is waiting for that day." ”
In Li Yuanhao's heart, the great eunuch Zhao Duling is one of the two most obedient dogs around the Queen Mother.
After that day, the world knew that the grudge between the emperor and the empress dowager was deeper than expected.
In order to avoid such a thing from happening again, Li Yuanhao accidentally soiled the quilt every time he had a period, he would pull a little palace maid into the room, then faint and strip naked, put it on the bed, and stop the responsibility on himself the next day, and send the little palace maid some silver taels to the palace. Li Yuanhao was afraid that if the little palace maid stayed in the palace, there would be trouble, and even if he could escape the poisonous hands of Zhao Duling, he would be planted in the hands of others and divulge his secret.
There is chaos in this palace.
Outsiders don't know the actual situation, but the emperor's affair has spread, and it has become more and more intense, and the matter of "seven women in one night" has spread far and wide, and has become the talk of storytelling in Tai'an City Teahouse, and His Majesty the Emperor today is also nicknamed "natural color embryo".
Li Yuanhao straightened the clothes on his body, straightened his waist, put his hands behind his back, the woman's attitude on his body was not restrained, he changed into a man's expression, coughed twice in a low voice, coarsed his throat, gently opened the door, and stretched out his finger to point at a little palace maid: "You, come in!"
The little palace maid pinched Nuonuo, her face was slightly red, she didn't enter the palace to hear the gossip, she was suspicious, and after entering the palace, she didn't see His Majesty staring at people, but she was very kind, she didn't believe the rumors outside the palace, and at this time she was called into the bedroom by His Majesty, and she was happy and a little lost at the same time.
With a nervous mood, the little palace maid walked into the room, looked down at the ground, her heart hit like a deer, if His Majesty "pounced" over, should she not resist, or not resist, thinking of this, she felt even more red-faced, ashamed of her thoughts.
raised her head and squinted her eyes to peek at Your Majesty, but the little palace maid only felt a tingling pain in her neck, and the strength of her body was instantly drained, and her body was softly paralyzed into Li Yuanhao's arms, and she subconsciously muttered in her mouth: "Your Majesty." ”
On the second day, the sun was shining high, the sun was spreading, and the blurred points of light jumped everywhere in the imperial palace of Tai'an City, showing a different kind of vitality.
A child in his teens was running in the palace like the wind, and the little eunuchs behind him shouted breathlessly: "Little prince, slow down, little prince, slow down, be careful of falling." ”
The child's eyes are bright and bright, and his eyes are particularly bright, but he turns back but his steps don't stop: "Slow death, slow death, like a turtle, I won't wait for you." After speaking, he turned his head, his feet were faster, and he ran in the direction of Qianqing Palace.
There are not many people who can walk freely in the palace, and this child is one of the few people, because the child is a noble person, and he is the younger brother of His Majesty today, Li Xiuce, and the only bridge between His Majesty and the Queen Mother.
When he came to the door of the Qianqing Palace, Li Xiuce didn't wait for anyone to report, pushed open the door, walked in quickly, and saw His Majesty the Emperor sorting out his clothes, and a little palace maid on the bed was squirming in her clothes, her head was lowered, and red clouds could flow out of her face.
Li Xiuce showed a clear expression of "you understand, I understand, everyone understands" on his face, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he teased in the tone of a little adult: "Brother, pay attention to your body." ”