Chapter 3 and 4
The ultimate mystery of Konoha Village - a thousand years of killing
Li Hua looked at me in horror, "What did you say? What are you wearing? Why did your mother let you wear boy's clothes? Didn't break your legs? You won't steal the family's money and be kicked out, right? It's okay, just the relationship between the two of us, you have no place to live, so come to live in my house, hehe!" This series of questions blew up the black line in my head, I looked at Andy with a serious face, sighed for a long time and said, "Say it! Monster, what happened to you Haier? Release my Haier, or I will destroy you on behalf of the moon" Ahh No, Haier, what happened to your Andy?" Andy was more confused than me, glaring at me and scratching his head, and said, "Monster??, who is Haier? Are you not sick?" As she spoke, she was about to touch my forehead, I raised my hand and knocked Andy's hand away and said, "Haier is the younger brother of the Haier brothers," and walked to the classroom, Andy was stunned for a while, and hurriedly ran over to catch up with me and asked, "Why is it my younger brother? What is the name of that brother? Why should I be a younger brother when we are both the same?" I had no choice but to put my schoolbag on the table and sit down, sighed boredly, and said, "My brother's name is Kotoshima, as for why you are my younger brother, because my younger brother always likes to ask why, and my brother always answers my brother's why! Now you know, you know, hurry back to your seat, and start class immediately!"
A happy Chinese class ended unconsciously! Hey! It's so fast! Heh! You ask me how much I love to learn? Haha! I love to learn and I won't sit in the penultimate row, I'm happy to fall asleep! I feel so happy! Hahaha! I stretched and poked Andy, who was also drooling, and said, "Hey, hey, wake up, wake up!" After that, the two of us walked towards the toilet, and when we arrived at the door of the toilet, Andy suddenly turned around and looked me up and down, and said, "You are still going to the women's toilet today, won't you be beaten?" I turned around quietly, pulled a leaf from the bush planted outside the toilet, and then turned around and sandwiched the leaf between my middle finger and index finger, then closed my eyes and put my hand on the tip of my nose, and said to Andy very mysteriously, "Be careful behind your back, turn around quickly" Andy reflexively turned around and said, "What's wrong? At this moment, I shouted "The ultimate mystery of Konoha Village--Thousand Years of Killing" and ...... And then there was nothing more, except for leaving a poor man lying on the ground and covering his ass, brother, waved his sleeves and did not take away a single cloud.
I remember the first day of class, I naturally walked to the women's bathroom, and then I was naturally knocked out by the screams and scolding accompanied by high decibels, hehe, of course I am not. Rather, I went to the women's toilet in kindergarten.,It's natural.,Hey!If it weren't for the fact that I was still a child.,I'm afraid I'm going to be the pervert who everyone talks about in the class reunion for a lifetime.,I'm still being dragged to the principal's office for a long time to educate me.,You still dare to tease me about this.,Do you think I should kill a thousand years a hundred times, a hundred times!
Violent maniac Luo Qianqian
At noon, after lunch. Andy and I were walking to the classroom, and you said he was fine? Yes, what could it be? Am I so ruthless? Except for the noon meal where I sat and he stood, and now he was walking with his buttocks and legs between his legs, he was completely fine! How normal, hehe.
We were walking to the classroom, and suddenly we found ten dollars in the grass on the side of the road, wow! This is a fortune, ten dollars! That will be able to buy a large package of XX brand senbei in gift packaging, how long do you say this will take? I gave Andy a look, he nodded and walked towards the ten dollars, I looked around to see if anyone was going here, and when I turned my head to look at Andy, I was instantly petrified.
A minute later, "What are you doing with your sister?" Andy looked at me with innocent little eyes, "Pick up money! What else can you do?" I was really devastated, "You pick up the money, take off your pants and squat, what are you doing?" He said, "Well, I'm pretending to shit!" This won't look unnatural, hehe" I'm really completely convinced of this product, "You just pick it up and it's over, and it's not unnatural to pretend to be your sister's shit, it's not unnatural, it's natural for you to take off your pants directly on the side of the road on this campus?" Oh, oh, come, come!" Lift your pants and take the ten dollars and run away, I really cross the street, the old lady is not convinced, so I will obey you, brother!
On the way back, I went to the school commissary and bought a bag of XX senbei, and walked to the classroom while eating, I thought to myself, "Hey, what else does the old liar say about wearing boy's clothes, I picked up money for the first time in my life, and it was the boy's clothes I wore, this liar" while thinking, while sending the senbei to my mouth, I was suddenly stopped by someone "You two, come here, did you see the ten dollars I dropped?" I twisted my face and thought who is this! After turning his head and seeing the person coming, he snapped, and the half of the fairy shell on the side of his mouth fell directly to the ground. I'll go, I won't be so unlucky! Now I was found dead! The person who came was Luo Qianqian, who grew up together since childhood, this girl, her family is a martial arts family, she has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and she is a violent maniac, since she was a child, Hua Tsai and I have been together...... Well, Andy has been beaten by her since he was a child, hehe, hehe, cough, cough, anyway, it's violent, no, I haven't replied here, Andy has already taken off half of his pants and leaked out two ass balls, and he has already knelt down, "Qian...... Sister Qian, I, I" Before the words were finished, the violent maniac had already kicked a trash can used to make a cameo appearance in her force value into a pit, still a footprint type, and said, "Say, be honest, confess leniently, and resist strictly" The corners of my mouth twitched, looking at the trash can and thinking, "This girl will definitely be arrested by the police for violently destroying public property one day" and then glanced at Andy who was lying on the ground with his butt exposed, "As for this guy, one day he will be arrested for exhibitionism!" I saw that the situation was getting more and more critical, and hurriedly stopped in front of Andy and said, "Yo, yo, isn't this our lovely Qianqian? What's wrong?" She said, "Xiaocheng, don't talk about the topic, say, did you two take the ten yuan I just dropped?" I hurriedly glanced at Andy and wanted to give him a look to stop talking nonsense, but I turned my head, okay! This guy was already foaming at the mouth! fainted, I had to turn my head and say, "Qianqian, look, Andy is sick, I'm accompanying him to the infirmary to have a look, it's all like this!" How can you bother to see if there's any money on the ground!, right?" I motioned to the violent maniac to look at the guy who was foaming at the ground on the ground. The sisters said, "Oh, really, it's all like this, go to the infirmary and let the doctor take a look! I'll go to the front again, and I hurriedly pulled up the lump on the ground as if I had been amnesty, and said as I ran, "Uh-huh, you can go to the front again."
When the violent maniac walked away, the lump suddenly jumped up and said, "I wiped it, and finally escaped." Brother, you are really my brother, it's interesting enough, scared me to death" I looked at the back of the person who walked away and patted Andy's back seriously, "Calm, calm, what a big deal, look at what scared you!"