[Premise: Suppose that the entire Wei and Jin dynasties lived the life of a modern constitutional monarchy.]

Important: The empire allowed same-sex marriage.

Background: Old Man Wei has just retired, and Wei Jue is still "fighting hard" about whether he and Tuoba Liuxiu can be together. 】

The year 216 of the imperial calendar is a fantasy year, for example, the world politics that has taken a serious route has suddenly changed its style overnight, and it has rushed all the way in the most incredible direction.

Brexit, the resignation of the Prime Minister;

The prime minister of the stick country and his girlfriends formed a "Eight Goddesses" who were ashamed to play even the second disease, as if they were going to make their debut;

In the presidential election of the United States, the big winner is to lie down and win all the way;

In order to crack down on black money, India made 500 and 1000 banknotes invalid overnight;

……

The year has not yet come to an end, but it seems that a century has passed, and everything that should have happened and what should not have happened has happened.

The forces of various countries have been reshuffled, shuffled again and again, most of the people in China belong to the people who eat melons, and the front row is a strong onlooker, and it is not a big deal to watch the excitement, but there are also people who complain about the big and small affairs of other countries, like a high school junior who is completely blind to next year's political questions, and ...... Statesman.

As a politician among politicians, Mr. Wei reigned in the three dynasties and was the elder of the country, and he should have been the most hard-working, but he retired =V= At the beginning of this year, after completing the handover procedures, Mr. Wei happily went home to raise bluegrass. At present, it is already a popular flower raising anchor on the country's largest live broadcast platform, the kind that does not show his face, and only communicates with his orchid friends every day to raise various flowers and plants, and often gets rewards.

That is to say, when Mr. Wei's juniors were so busy that they were speechless to ask the sky, Mr. Wei's daily life was just a leisurely live broadcast of the fashionable value, and by the way, when he was playing chess in the park, he laughed at the embarrassed posture of today's politicians with his in-laws Wang Hun, who retired early due to illness in the early years.

With the familiar square dance music in my ears, Zhong's mother-in-law is having a heated discussion on "the comprehensive and diversified development of square dance in the future" and the iron ladies of various government departments.

Other retired old friends also often do activities in this area, carrying cages and walking birds, watching fish and flowers, and enjoying life more than the children of other families.

Old Man Wei enjoyed such a fairy life, and the only fly in the ointment was that he inevitably thought of the unfilial son at home.

Mr. Wei and his wife gave birth to a son, named Wei Heng, hoping that he could be as the Book of Poetry said, "like the moon of Heng." The sun rises. Such as the longevity of Nanshan, no collapse without Qian", do your best, hope that the son will become a dragon.

Who would have thought that in the end, his son would grow into a young man of literature and art who couldn't support the wall in the mud, and he took the political line arranged by Wei Qiang, and he found another way, opportunistic, and took □□ of himself, mainly responsible for art exchanges inside and outside China, and all kinds of Sino-X cultural exchange festivals or something were controlled by him. The slogan in his mouth is even louder -- he will fight all his life for the cause of promoting and popularizing China's traditional national culture to the outside world.

When Old Man Wei first learned about it, he almost didn't discount his son's broomstick. But the wood is already in the boat, and the stupid son insists on becoming a calligrapher, and he has no choice but to pin his hopes on the third generation.

When it comes to his grandchildren, Old Man Wei can't help but curl the corners of his lips with pride.

He often repeats the following dialogue with his in-laws Wang Hun:

Dialogue 1:

Wei Qiang: My little lady won the XX award again, no way, it's just so good.

Wang Hun: = = That's also my grandson, the gene has half of my family, thank you.

Wei Qian: Your son Wang Ji always has convulsions.

Wang Hun: ......

Dialogue 2:

Wei Xuan: My family Ah Xian (Wei Yi)'s company went public, roaring, she said that she was just playing tickets, this kid is too modest.

Wang Hun: = = That's also my granddaughter, and the genes are half of my family's, thank you.

Wei Qian: Your son Wang Ji always has convulsions.

Wang Hun: ......

Dialogue 3:

Wei Qian: The most unpromising Wei Qi in my family is married and has children, what do you say that there is no queen, really, no one forced him. But great-grandson Wei Chong is really cute, so cute.

Wang Hun: = = This gene is still half of my family, thank you.

Wei Qian: Your son Wang Ji always has convulsions.

Wang Hun wasn't going to say anything, he just wanted to go home and draw his sword to cut his son. Wang Ji grew up so big that he didn't learn anything, so he learned to embarrass him. Old Man Wang often pondered a matter in private, how did the Wang family's good genes mutate into a Wang Ji?

Seeing that Wang Hun was angry, Old Man Wei took the initiative to soften his attitude and changed the topic, he still expected Wang Hun to continue to play with him, his life after retirement was very lonely.

The topic of making two people quickly turn enemies into friends is naturally to find a common enemy to share the same hatred.

In the face of a magical year, the two old men who have retired are almost happy to fire a salute. There is nothing faster in life than this, you don't have a job when you work, and you retire all the work.

"Hmph, let those little rabbit cubs go to tea and cool off! they deserve it!" Wang Hun retired early due to illness, and it can be said that he has seen the world cold.

Old Man Wei stroked his beard with a smile: "Let them laugh at me back then, hoping that my son would become a dragon, but I looked at Wang Wangwang and turned my son into a literary soldier!" This is Wei Qian's heart knot, and it is estimated that he will not be able to untie it in this life.

Accompanied by "I have a pen, I have an apple. (Uhh~) Apple-pen!” 's Divine Comedy mobile phone ringtone, Mr. Wei, who keeps up with the trend at any time, took out his smart phone, and his daughter-in-law sent a WeChat message to remind him that today is the winter solstice, and he should go home early and make dumplings together as a family. Although there are servants in the family, this kind of activity that is appropriate to the situation, Mr. Wei, who is very idle every day after retirement, still advocates doing it himself, and no one in the family dares not to cooperate.

Old Man Wei shook his mobile phone, and said to his in-laws with a "distressed" face: "Oh, there is no way, I am always managed like this, and I can't come out for a while." ”

Wang Hun: ...... Urge you that is my own daughter!

"It's not like you, no one cares, I really envy you for being so free. After Mr. Wei finished speaking, he left, leaving no room for Wang Hun to fight back at all.

Wang Hun could only sit on the stone bench and get lucky, and finally came to a conclusion - no, I really still want to hack Wang Ji's little bastard to death! Of course, before hacking to death, first ask him to come back and make dumplings for him!

Uncle Wang Ji, who was drunk and dreaming of death outside, enjoying the prosperity of the world, looked down at his father's urgent message: Ha???

Old Man Wei's good mood of defeating his in-laws and all his former colleagues only lasted until he entered the door.

The exterior of the courtyard house is comparable to the magnificent atmosphere of the manor, the fresh and elegant Chinese classical interior, and the beautiful conservatory garden, all these scenery can not stop the impact of a Tuoba Six Cultivation.

Old Man Wei recalled from his dream that in fact, his grandchildren have become more and more unpleasant when they grow up.

The eldest grandson, Wei Qi, is a squat at home, not only him, but even his wife and children have to rely on his parents to support him.

Granddaughter Wei Yi is a strong woman, but she has no interest in joining politics and becoming the first female prime minister in China, she prefers to start her own business and wants to become the richest woman in the world;

The youngest grandson Wei Jue is competitive, well-behaved, obedient, smart and clever when he was a child, but he inexplicably developed into a national Internet celebrity, and he also stirred up homosexuality, was addicted to the king, and couldn't extricate himself, which made Mr. Wei seem to be ten years old overnight.

This year's Chinese Valentine's Day, the little grandson officially came out of the closet and took Tuoba Liuxiu into the house, even if the whole family did not agree, Wei Jue was still tireless and persevering, and now on the winter solstice, he still brought people back.

It's not rushing, it's not rushing, Old Man Wei has mixed feelings.

The tall and cold young man, dressed in improved Hanfu, was sitting on the sofa and hugging Wei Jue, teaching Wei Jue to play online games hand in hand, and the voices of "□□ Lori's Friend" came and went.

As soon as Old Man Wei entered the door, Tuoba Liuxiu stood up like his hairy son-in-law for the first time, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and said hello to Old Man Wei stiffly, hoping that Old Man Wei would forget that he was taking the opportunity to eat Wei Jue's tofu just now.

But how can this kind of thing be forgotten! It's the acting king, do you dare to have some interest!

"You're back. Tuoba said the six cultivators.

"Awn. Wei Jue greeted him intimately. Ah Weng is the ancient name of his grandfather, and now only in very old families will insist on calling it so, "Did you and your grandfather play chess again today?"

"No, he can't play with me, he always cheats, I don't play with him anymore. "Old Man Wei immediately looked like an old naughty boy, not only will the children compete for the attention of the elders, but the elders always like to ask the juniors in the family who they prefer, Old Man Wei thinks that his precious grandson must like him the most! But he doesn't mind showing his powerful side to his grandson, at least he is better than Wang Hun's old horseman!

"Ah Weng is amazing!" Wei Jue actually doesn't have any special skills for sycophancy, but his appearance is too high, as long as he is paired with his pleasing face, even a very ordinary sentence can make people listen to it comfortably.

Old Man Wei is no exception, he really didn't bother with Tuoba Six Cultivation anymore. just chatted with Wei Jue: "Your uncle is not at home all the year round, and the princess and aunt will definitely attend the family banquet in the palace, and there are only two old people left in your grandfather's house, it's pitiful, you remember to wait for the dumplings to be wrapped in a while, and send them over in person." ”

Dumplings are not valuable, what is valuable is the heart that was sent by the grandson himself.

Although Mr. Wei is used to hitting his in-laws, he is hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, in fact, he can especially understand the heart of the other party's empty nesters, and from time to time he will let his grandson go to Chenghuan's knees to make the second old man laugh.

"I see. ”

The old man is back and can start making dumplings. But...... But even the most virtuous daughter-in-law usually doesn't touch the spring water, not to mention the old man Wei and his son Wei Heng, the grandchildren are also confused, the whole family can't make dumplings, they look at each other, and they really can't pull their faces to call back the cook who has been on vacation, and let him teach him how to make dumplings.

At this time, Tuoba Savior Six Xiu stood up, put on an apron, and noodles, stirred stuffing and then rolled out slices and dumplings, Tuoba Six Xiu is simply decathlon, teaching beginners is also very patient, no matter how low-level mistakes are made, how many times, this big guy with a serious face can continue to speak as warm as spring, and he is particularly humble, always making you feel that it is not you begging him to teach you, but he is begging to teach you, so that the old man Wei, who has been accustomed to being in a high position all his life, does not feel the slightest disobedience.

Stumbling, the family finally reluctantly got a pot of dumplings, of course, the only ones that could be eaten were the ones from Tuoba Liuxiu Bao, which were bulging like dumplings like silver ingots.

Tuoba Liuxiu is also a good hand at adjusting the filling, and the dumplings are delicious and fresh, which makes people's appetite move.

The mouth of the cannibal is soft, and from the moment the chopsticks are down, no one in the family is embarrassed to make a face to Tuoba Liuxiu. A good cooking skill can not only conquer the stomach of the lover, but also the whole family of the lover.

Of course, after eating, as soon as he wiped his mouth, Wei Heng's father turned his face again and didn't recognize anyone. He wouldn't be angry with Tuoba Liuxiu, but he booked a ticket for the next holiday that night, and was ready to travel around the world with his wife Wang Lingshu, no longer having any chance of Tuoba Liuxiu's culinary invasion, no matter how delicious the cooking was? His son was looking for a boyfriend, not a cook!

Old Man Wei sighed and accepted his fate, he said to Wei Jue: "Take those that haven't been ordered yet, they are six cultivation bags, and send them to your grandfather quickly." ”

From His Royal Highness the Acting King to the Six Cultivators, this is a transition that is not an obvious recognition.

Wei Jue's mouth almost grinned at the back of his head, and he said thank you to Old Man Wei vigorously, and then took Tuoba Liuxiu to his grandfather's house together.

The Wang family and the Wei family live in a high-end community, and the people around them are basically the national leaders who have retired from high positions, but they don't feel the loneliness of being in a high place. There is no need to drive, ten minutes of walking, from the Wei family to the Wang family, Wei Jue and Tuoba Liuxiu also pressed the pink breath everywhere on the road by the way.

Holding hands and wrapping a couple's scarf together, every time they look at each other and smile, they seem to be able to flow honey.

This winter solstice was very successful for Wei Jue, and he and Tuoba Liuxiu achieved a phased victory. But for Wang Hun and Wang Ji, it was a bolt from the blue.

Especially Wang Ji, a second-generation classmate of the famous official in the capital, has never been so ashamed in his life, wearing a pink apron and a flour coat, he came to open the door to his favorite girl. The stiffness on Wang Ji's face at that moment would probably make the whole family laugh for another five hundred years. Of course, this is not the most devastated, the most devastating thing is that the girl came to the door and brought not only dumplings, but also a boyfriend.

Uncle, I don't want to agree to kill you!QAQ