In the afterglow of the sunset, the high-end and high-grade nanny car is speeding on the highway, the time is half past two in the afternoon, the first day of the program recording is over, and it will continue tomorrow.

They are not returning to Shanghai, although the two places are close, it takes four hours to go back and forth, so there is no need.

The nanny car was driving in the opposite direction, and they were going to Xujia Town.

After the program was finished, Ye Qing invited Qin Ze to visit Hangzhou, but Qin Ze politely refused in his sister's murderous gaze, saying that he wanted to wave his invisible wings and fly freely.

"Little Red Guy is so good, my sister will wear a swimsuit to show you tonight. Qin Baobao was very satisfied with his brother's interest in private.

Qin Ze lit a cigarette and said softly, "I'm going to Xujia Town." ”

The tall sister with long legs stood behind him and was silent for a long time, "Okay, I'll accompany you." ”

Qin Ze was moved: "Sister is so good. ”

Qin Baobao said seriously: "I'm afraid that you will turn your head and secretly ask that long-legged monster." ”

Qin Ze: "......"

On both sides of the highway are patches of farmland and fish ponds, with clear water and blue sky, lush vegetation and flourishing crops. Now the traffic is more and more convenient, more than ten years ago, this highway has not been built, Qin Ma took Qin Ze to Xujia Town, first take a green train for six or seven hours, arrive at the land of ham, and then take an hour's bus to the county, transfer to Xujia Town.

Depart in the morning and arrive in the evening.

If you want to get rich, you must first build roads, and this is not wrong at all.

Qin Baobao shrunk on the comfortable chair and talked about the mobile phone for half an hour, feeling quite bored, stretching his waist hard, babbling, the spring clothes were thin, and the sister who wore a white shirt, when she stretched her waist, she revealed a white greasy waist and a cute belly button.

Qin Ze glanced at the opportunity, and when his sister finished stretching her waist, he returned to the posture of sitting upright.

Qin Baobao muttered, "Salted fish." ”

Qin Ze didn't hear clearly: "What?"

"It's nothing," Qin Baobao tugged at the hem of his shirt, "It's boring." ”

"Watch a movie. ”

"I just played with my phone and my eyes are tired. ”

"Sleep?"

"Can't sleep. Qin Baobao blinked, his eyelashes fluttering: "Aze, tell my sister some jokes." ”

Qin Ze thought for a while and looked at his sister's face: "My sister is the most beautiful little fairy in the world. ”

Qin Baobao was stunned for a moment, his face was happy.

Qin Ze's words changed: "This is really a big joke, hahaha." ”

The smile on Qin Baobao's face gradually became hideous, and he beat him with a hand knife.

"You made me tell the joke. Qin Ze protested.

When Qin Baobao heard this, he was even more angry, and pounced on him and scuffled, rubbing his heavy chest on his face - real facial cleanser.

No, no, look at my sister's murderous appearance, this is not a facial cleanser, this is a chest murder.

"How do you want to die. Qin Baobao twisted his ears with both hands and puffed out his cheeks, "It can't be said that it is cool to death, it can't be said that it is slowly old and dies, and it cannot be said that Yu Xian wants to die." ”

"Hiss~" Qin Ze gasped: "I choose to look confused." ”

Qin Baobao: "?"

Qin Ze: "Suffocate me." ”

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, dismissed. Qin Baobao bent his fingers and flicked his head.

"Then I'll tell my sister a serious joke, I saw it on the Internet at the time, and my stomach hurt from laughing. Qin Ze said.

"Then tell me. Qin Baobao lifted Erlang's legs.

"Do you know who the most selfless person in the world is?" Qin Ze asked.

"I don't know. Qin Baobao said.

"It's Cai Lun. Qin Ze smiled evilly.

"Why?" Qin Baobao asked.

"Because he is a eunuch, but he invented paper to benefit thousands of otaku compatriots. Qin Ze didn't hold back and laughed.

Qin Baobao: "......"

What's so funny, I can't get it at all.

"Eh, isn't it funny?" Qin Ze scratched his head, "I think it's funny, then I'll tell you another one." ”

He pondered for a long time, and his eyes lit up, "I'll tell you a joke I created myself, and there are still allusions." ”

Suddenly, Qin Baobao was also interested and nodded vigorously.

Qin Ze cleared his throat, "Li Bai didn't have to work in class when he was a child, he escaped and went outside to play blindly, and saw an old grandmother sharpening an iron rod, Li Bai ran over and asked: Grandma, why are you sharpening an iron rod." The old grandmother said......"

He paused and looked at his sister.

My sister blinked: "As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle?"

"It's not. "Qin Ze pondered for a few seconds," the old grandmother replied: What is the use of this iron rod I want~"

After singing, Qin Ze was overjoyed.

Qin Baobao: "......."

"Isn't this funny?" Qin Ze saw his sister's confused appearance.

Qin Baobao pursed his lips and nodded.

"I thought it was funny, and I felt so clever that I came up with such a funny joke. ”

Qin Baobao said in his heart, you are laughing at yourself.

"Then I'll tell you another joke, I'm a lot older at jokes. ”

failed to make his sister laugh, Qin Ze was unwilling.

"No," Qin Baobao looked excited, and forced a smile: "Actually, I don't like jokes at all, I was joking with you just now." ”

I'll never tell jokes to Aze again.

"I can really tell a big joke this time. Qin Ze said.

"Don't listen, get out!" Qin Baobao turned sideways and pointed the back of his head at his younger brother.

After a two-hour journey, they came to Xujia Town, stopped on the side of the road without driving into the town. Qin Ze held a handful of white chrysanthemums he bought and got out of the car.

The siblings walked side by side on a weedy field path in the middle, past crops, through ponds, and past a small temple of the City God. Climb on a small earthen bag and look down from afar, and you can see the ups and downs of the tea trees, which are arranged neatly.

Women with dustpans on their waists and sleeves on their hands scattered in the tea forest in twos and threes, picking spring tea.

"It's so beautiful, ten miles of tea forest, Tutrinaxin. Qin Baobao took out his mobile phone, took three consecutive shots without saying a word, and then held the mobile phone and took selfies in various postures. After taking the picture, I looked at it and felt dissatisfied, so I asked Qin Ze to help take the picture.

"There are more tea forests on the mountain, and they are more beautiful, and when the spring rain is over, the rain and mist are wrapped in the tea forest, and Nana is like a fairyland. Sister Qin Zeban took a few photos, and the phone was returned to her.

Qin Baobao took his arm and walked towards the cemetery below the tea forest.

"I don't want to mix in the entertainment industry in the future, let's buy a house here, no, we have to build a villa by ourselves, and then pick chrysanthemums to the southeast ....." Before she finished speaking, Qin Ze interjected: "Sit and love Fenglin late." ”

Qin Baobao said angrily: "You get out of here, let's get down to business." ”

"The business is ......" Qin Ze flicked his sister's forehead: "Don't be sick, it's unrealistic." ”

"Why. ”

"First of all, you have to build a villa, you have to approve the foundation, but you are not a local hukou, you can't get the foundation, you can spend money to buy it before, how you like to build it. Now you move some connections, build a big villa, and someone will report you when you turn around. Don't look at the fact that the countryside is rich now, but the eye sockets are shallow, and there are more and more people who are not good. If you want to build a house here, you need to ask the neighbors for their consent, not to mention the good relationship, but the relationship is average, you have to spend some money. If the neighbor is jealous and unwilling to live or die, don't even think about building a brick. ”

"We people in the city always yearn for the pastoral life and envy the rural people, but in fact, we don't have back pain when we stand and talk. Fortunately, my mother takes me to the countryside to live for a few months every year, and it is really not as leisurely and self-satisfied as the city people say, and the hermit life. When I was a child, who raised chickens, ducks and geese, the yard was quasi-smelly, and when it rained, it was called a dung hitting the water waves to curb the flying boat. It's not like now, when there are many factories, and the countrymen are begging for a living in the fields, facing the loess with their backs to the sky, and having a fart time to enjoy the natural scenery, they are all tired like dogs. No matter how cold it is in winter or how hot it is in summer, you have to go to the field. What do people from the city do in the countryside, after sitting and eating, they still have to go back to the city to work. ”

"We are rich, and we can spend enough time in the countryside for eight lifetimes, but there is a lack of materials in the countryside, there is no 24-hour convenience store, no shopping mall, no subway, and all kinds of restaurants in Thailand, Japan, Korea, and France. If you want to have a Starbucks with you, you'll have to drive to town to buy it. ”

"I, I'll just say casually, why are you so discouraged my enthusiasm. Qin Baobao was dazed and at a loss, and glanced at his younger brother: "What's wrong with you?"

Qin Ze shook his head and stood in front of a tombstone with an expressionless face.