Chapter 113: Don't Eat My Tofu
"So, you don't have much of a cold with roses?" said the wanderer.
"Well, to be exact, I'm not very cold to others giving me roses, just talking about flowers, I like it, what I like is to see them grow in the flowers, grow on the flowers and trees, instead of picking them and giving them away, you think about it, flowers will wither quickly, just like women, they have a shelf life, once the shelf life is over, they will wither so much, withered withered, dilapidated and dilapidated, women will become yellow-faced women, how disappointing this is......"
Speaking of this, Su Yin turned his head again, and said: "So, you'd better not give me roses or anything, that will make me very annoyed, keep it, I won't live for a few days, and I feel unlucky to throw it away then, in short, I just don't like this Western romantic way......"
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"Hehe, if you want to give it, you have to use your brain, don't you say that men's brains are very important, if you want to give a gift, think about it first, how to wrap your 'heart flower' and give it to me, so that I can surprise and let me 'bloom', know the wave?"
"I know, Miss Su! To put it bluntly, it just makes me rack my brains and make you happy!"
"Well, that's good, since you have this awareness, I'm relieved!"
Where's this?
You, you, you're relieved!
I, I, I'm in a big deal! I was tied up like a fancy by you with an invisible rope, and I can't get out!
Now I understand, Su Yin, your little hooves are clearly a wild horse that seems to be gentle and charming, but in fact it is very sullen, once it stirs your fanatical and violent mind, tears your seal and releases your Wan Jie, there will immediately be a little devil who is obsessed with death and does not pay for his life from your body, turning people around, and it is impossible to distinguish between the world and heaven in the clouds......
Even so, I'm still willing, okay!hahaha-
There is also a demon laughing wildly in Youzishi's heart. Bound up, bound up, who is afraid of whom! Come on, hurt each other!
The two of them talked and laughed all the way, jumping, chasing and fighting, and came to the nearby night market. There are many facades in the night market, each with its own characteristics. The two of them wandered around, Su Yin smelled a pungent fragrance, and ran over following the fragrance, it was a small shop specializing in stinky tofu, the façade was not large, but whether it was in the store or the pergola built in the open air outside the store, all of them were full of guests, eating or waiting, and the business was not prosperous.
Su Yin was like a little girl, shouting that she wanted to eat stinky tofu, and the clear voice immediately attracted a group of diners to raise their heads, and they all gathered to look at Su Yin and You Zishi.
The wandering poem immediately has a feeling of "being targeted by everyone".
Hehe, there is a peerless woman by your side, and the return rate and hatred rate will naturally be refreshed to a new height!
Hey, what an annoyance!
Youzi Shijiao Erlang said: "Su Yin, I smell your body is very fragrant, it is a natural femininity, if you eat stinky tofu, I am afraid that you will become stinky and not fragrant......"
"People just want to eat tofu! Besides, you know, stinky tofu doesn't stink at all, it's just fragrant!"
"Su Dapai, it's not appropriate for you to be like this, will eating stinky tofu damage your goddess's image?"
"you, do you believe I kicked you to death?"
"Kick me to death, who will serve you to eat stinky tofu? Come, I'll eat it with you! Boss, how do you sell it?"
While the boss was busy, he replied, "Five dollars and five dollars!"
"In this way, it is equivalent to one dollar and one piece, okay, two bowls of six yuan!"
"Six bucks?"
"Yes, it's six dollars!"
"Okay, wait a minute!"
The golden tofu is fried in the oil pan to a big belly, bulging and swollen like a pregnant quite good-looking, and with the carefully blended soup, plus shrimp, coriander and other condiments, the fragrant provokes people's hearts to be happy, the mouth is drooling, take a bite, the flavor is rich, there is no taste, and then add some spicy, very happy.
There were no seats, so the two of them took bowls and went out of the market like two little P children, found a secluded corner, sat by the flower bed, blew the sea breeze, and ate stinky tofu.
It tastes so good!
Although stinky tofu may not be very healthy, but, why is it delicious, sometimes, in terms of diet is not good for health, if you want to feast on the taste buds, you have to have no scruples, dare to make a small sacrifice.
Otherwise, wouldn't all of humanity's pleasures be experienced?
It's like smoking and drinking, or even making love......
Which one didn't have any negative effect, or won a prize or something, everyone understands......
Even if it is an injection and medicine, there are three points of poison, besides, what kind of gutter oil, poisonous milk, sick pork, haze and so on are not enough troubles for the Chinese people, we have to carry and endure in this extremely harsh environment, and we are afraid of it A few pieces of fried stinky tofu?
Su Yin was very happy to eat and quite satisfied.
You Zishi ate the bowl and looked at the pot, wanting to grab Su Yin, and shouted with ill will in his eyes: "Su Yin, come, let me eat your stinky tofu......"
"Don't eat my stinky tofu......" Su Yin turned sideways and dodged.
"I taste the ...... if it doesn't smell good"
"It's all the same, you have your own ......"
"Whoever told you that it's all the same, I think it should be much worse......"
You Zishi smiled, looking in the direction of her bowl, the location of that place was very delicate, Su Yin finally realized that this drunkard's heart was not in wine, he must be condescending to peek at a wonderful place that should not be seen, his face immediately turned cold, and he scolded: "Slut, you slut!"
You Zishi knew that she knew it, and hurriedly flattered: "Su Yin, or I'll feed you......"
Su Yin ignored him. After the two of them finished eating, You Zishi took two bowls, trotted all the way, and threw them into the garbage can.
Just ran back, but Su Yin coldly crossed Erlang's legs, with a big sister's style and expression, and shouted in the woman's clear voice: "Kneel!"
"Why do you want to kneel down again?" the wandering poem cried out.
"Look at the sex you just had, you don't think about good things in your head......"
"Isn't that a good thing, I think it's beautiful......"
"You give me back the poor mouth!slut, slut, slut!" Su Yin scolded with trembling branches.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, it's me who accidentally exposed my true nature, since the matter has come to this, why don't you just follow me, let me bite you, taste the taste of girls......"
"You think beautifully! A bowl of tofu can't fill your mouth, in short, don't try to beat my idea!"