"Don't laugh, get ready to start rehearsals" With a majestic voice intervening, the surroundings immediately fell silent, and the rehearsal of the show followed, and the person in charge was still the legendary "Vulcan" teacher.

He Zhujun and Lan Fatzi also experienced such a rehearsal for the first time, the one hundred and eighty people stood in a house, it is estimated that there will be dozens of programs, in the past, He Zhujun basically participated on behalf of the class, and a class was also a show, and it was also a small fight before, nothing more than poetry recitation or chorus singing a red song or something, this kind of personal performance dazzled the two of them, especially some modern dances or something, and He Zhujun and Lan Fatzi were red-faced and red-eared.

After all, in the small city of Hotan, people's thinking is still relatively conservative and traditional, and I have never seen this kind of performance of real people with their thighs and navels exposed. is the so-called throwing of goods compared to goods, people are more popular than people, look at other people's performances, not to mention anything else, even the costumes and props for the performance are ready, looking at himself, He Zhujun suddenly has a feeling that a hillbilly has entered the city.

This is just a city in northern Xinjiang, if it is in the capital WLMQ, is it even hotter? This kind of thought inadvertently popped up in He Zhujun's mind, I don't know what this place is like compared to the capital? We are much lower than the starting point of other cities, just like Xiao Pang Xia, beautiful women like Xiao Pang Xia are estimated to abound in the imperial capital! Thinking of this, He Zhujun suddenly couldn't help YY, if Xiao Pang Xia also came to perform at this time, or Ma Dapanhua also came to dance such a spicy dance, what kind of scene would it be, at this time, He Zhujun felt for the first time that it was a loss that he was not a university, and he didn't know how much scenery he would miss in his life.

He Zhujun was YY, and the fat man slapped him on the back of the head, which scared He Zhujun into a tremble, followed by a burst of anger: "Do you know what is the most annoying thing?

After saying that, He Zhujun rolled up his sleeves, and wanted Lan Fatzi to know the result of disturbing other people's dreams, as soon as he started, Lan Fatzi said proudly: "Lao Tzu is reminding you to go up to rehearsal" A look of eating you, looking at this cheap look, I want to go up and fan to death!

But He Zhujun was more puzzled, how could it be so fast, he clearly remembered that it was the tenth to play, how long did it take for a dozen shows to pass? Before he had time to think about it, the next one was eliminated, and the girl reported herself to the house, and as soon as she sang the third sentence of "Invisible Wings", she made Teacher Huoshen impatiently drive off the stage.

This made He Zhujun couldn't help but complain, this is obviously okay to sing, and he was about to listen to his favorite sentence "Don't think about them having a beautiful sun, I see that the sunset will also fall every day" What the hell is this? The sunset is not falling, she lost first, not he didn't have the sun at all, such an amazing elimination rate, Lao Tzu is full of food and embarrassed to come here.

"07 Microcomputer Class 2, He Zhujun, Lan Jing" Vulcan shouted and saw that no one answered, and raised the decibel again, "Are He Zhujun and Lan Jing from the second class of 07 Microcomputer here?"

"Coming, coming" He Zhujun ran to the center with a smile and cleared his throat: Hello everyone, welcome to come and see the performance of the two of us, introduce yourself, I won't repeat it, Mr. Huo has already introduced it for us just now, as for whether I am familiar with it or not, I believe that the loud "fart" just now has made everyone know me.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone around him laughed, and some people took the lead in applauding.

When the applause ended, He Zhujun continued to smile and said: "After listening to everyone's applause, I heard that everyone was dissatisfied with my, so the applause was sparse, and there were not many words, so let's start the performance quickly." Of course, if the performance is good, please don't be stingy with your applause, if not, hehe! Just let the two of us fart, you should sing a double reed, or two consecutive sounds! If my words can't seduce your commotion, then use some stormy applause to invite pig's feet to appear!

In the warm applause, He Zhujun gave Lan Jing a look, "Brother has given you such a perfect start, it's up to you to perform."

Lan Fatzi walked on the stage and began: "Today is really sunny and beautiful, although it rains a little, but it can't stop my agitated mood, as the so-called people are in good spirits on happy occasions, today I am watching Sasa Shuang, what do you want to be right, even the dinosaurs on the street are as precious as fossils." After saying that, he was in a smug state of mind and was throwing a banana peel.

He Zhujun: "Damn, who is still a banana peel, it's really a difficult thing, things are declining, today I am not happy to see Sasa, I want to Sasa is not right, even when I see a beautiful woman (like a nymphomaniac), hehe, I feel like I have seen a ghost." (Hate emote)

Fat Lan: "I'm sorry, I threw the banana peel, I'm sorry to pull"

He Zhujun: "Pull your sister, I'm so grumpy" (after speaking, I went to push the Lan fat man, but I fell to the ground instead) stood up and continued: "It's okay, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood today, so I'll send a punching bag, if I don't clean up well, I'm sorry for the two bowls of white rice I ate at noon today"

He Zhujun: "What? Why do you want to clean up this fat man, because God gave me this opportunity to vent my anger, if I don't cherish it, I'm afraid that the sky will thunder and split" (finally in Northeast dialect)

Lan Fatzi: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I'm sorry, you forgive me"

He Zhujun: "It's okay to do this a long time ago, you have to force me to pump the guy (it was a belt at the time), I have always been to convince people with virtue."

Lan Fatzi: "Yes, you can forgive me"

He Zhujun: "It's okay to forgive you, let's talk about it, I'm happy to do this."

Lan Fatzi: "Haha, it's not a big deal, it's just that I scored 60 points in today's exam." ”

He Zhujun: How much?

Lan Fatty: "60"

He Zhujun: "60 points, you are a fart, you walk with a fart, to a person like me, who usually scores 90 points, are you so sassy? Do you show off so much? Look at your virtues, learn from the brother, be a low-key person, I never tell others about my 90 points, look how low-key I am, have I said loudly to everyone that I scored 90 points?"

Lan Fatzi: "Then what if you score 80 points?"

He Zhujun: (touching the sweat on his head) "Women's Single Practice"

Lan Fatty: "What about 70 points?"

He Zhujun: (swallows saliva) "Men's singles"

Lan Fatty: "What about 60 points?"

He Zhujun: (reluctant to say) "Mixed male and female"

Lan Fatzi: What about those below 60 points?

He Zhujun: Helplessly said, "Then it is estimated that the whole family will be mobilized"

Fat Lan: It's not as good as me

He Zhujun: "Oops, I accidentally said that I leaked my mouth and let this kid get a routine, it seems that this kid is not easy to deal with."

Lan Fatzi: "I'm very easy to deal with"

He Zhujun: "You eavesdropped on me"

Lan Fatzi: "So loud, I'm not deaf"

He Zhujun: "You are shameless"

Lan Fatzi: "I have teeth, you see, just now I threw a banana peel and caused you to fall, and I am ready to compensate you for the loss."

He Zhujun: "It's still about the same"

Lan Fatzi: "Don't worry, I've always been very generous, do you want one dollar or two quick money"

He Zhujun: "I want two pieces"

Lan Fatzi: "You're worth so much money, alas! Don't look for 5 yuan here, I'll say I'm so generous."

He Zhujun: "Dead fatty, you not only insulted my IQ, but also trampled on my respect, you guys look at me and I'm worth 5 quick money?

Suddenly, the fat man looked at He Zhujun with a pleading look, and at this time, He Zhujun sighed in his heart: Nima won't forget the words!