Chapter 200: Explosive

Xiaoxi has long wanted to wash her parents' marrow, and she happens to be free during this time. Before Boss Chen went down to the county seat, he gave him a small porcelain bottle of spiritual liquid and explained how to use it.

Before, when Chen Yubin was washing the marrow, he was watching from the side, so he knew that it would be a little troublesome, so he didn't wait to use it.

After the registration procedures were completed and the time slot for classes was determined, Boss Chen began to wash the marrow.

That evening, he boiled two buckets of hot water, carried them to the bathroom (the landlord's bathroom has no faucet, no water heater, and he has to bring water in), put a large basin in the bathroom, filled a large basin with cold water, and then plugged in the door to the front and back yards, and took the toiletries into the bathroom.

According to what Xiaoxi said, Boss Chen took a drop of spiritual liquid, did not dilute it, put it directly into his mouth, slashed through his throat, intestines, entered his stomach, and quickly attacked various organs. After just a few breaths, Boss Chen felt a violent throbbing pain in his stomach and wanted to have diarrhea.

Outside the bathroom is the toilet, unbuckle your pants and quickly squat.

It felt like my whole body had been restructured, and my stomach was throbbing.

After a while, Boss Chen was sweating profusely from pain, and he couldn't help but want to scream in pain. But he still remembered that this was not his home and could not be known by others, so he gritted his teeth and endured it.

"Knock knock...... Someone?" There was a knock on the door, and then the voice of the old lady of the landlady was heard outside.

Boss Chen, who had been holding back, was so frightened by the knock on the door that he almost screamed. After pondering it repeatedly, the words came out between his teeth. "Yes, I'm on the toilet. ”

As soon as the old lady heard that there was someone, she went to the open toilet in the back.

After going to the toilet and putting on her pants, the old lady of the landlady smelled a huge stench, covered her nose, and looked at the thatched pit not far away.

"Oh, oh my God, this pit is going to stink to death, and so is this old Nie, this pit is full, and I don't know how to clean it up, I have to say ...... when I go back."

Muttering, putting on her pants, the old landlady quickly returned to the house.

Listening to the words of the old lady of the landlady, Boss Chen looked at his arms full of dirt and his stomach with a faint pain, and his face couldn't help but blush, but he couldn't see it because he was blocked by the dirt on his face.

When his stomach didn't hurt so much, Boss Chen dragged his numb legs into the bathroom.

When he saw that the two buckets of steaming hot water had turned into lukewarm, he slapped his forehead in annoyance. He forgot how to go, he had to squat for a long time, but even if he remembered, it was not at home, and it was inconvenient. I couldn't help but sigh, reluctantly took off my clothes, and began to rub the dirt on my body.

Looking at the lumps of black things rubbed off his body, Boss Chen was stunned, was he so dirty?

After taking a shower and putting things away in the storage space, he didn't have the strength to carry them. Dragged his weak legs and slowly crawled back into the house.

Thankfully, it was dinner time, and no one noticed him.

After drinking the honey water that had been prepared on the table, he lay down on the bed, and he really didn't have the strength to think about anything else, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep after a while.

In a daze, he heard the sound of someone opening the door, and then someone asked him if he was eating? He said "don't eat" and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next morning, I felt a lot more relaxed. Boss Chen, who was in a good mood, got up quickly, washed up, and began to make breakfast. After breakfast, the two went to class.

"Huh, Lao Nie, didn't you clean all the pits, why do I still smell so bad? And when I took a shower yesterday, I also smelled a stench in the bathroom. ”

"It stinks, it stinks, why don't I smell it? You're so weird, you smell it. "His mother-in-law didn't know what was going on for the past two days, and she said it stinks wherever she went.

"Cut, don't tell you two. The old lady of the landlady was angry and turned away.

That day, Boss Chen went to the teahouse after class and rubbed two mahjong games, and it was almost time before he came back.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the landlord and his family, said hello, and was about to go back to the house, but I didn't expect to be caught by the old lady of the landlord.

Listening to her question, he turned pale with fright, swallowed nervously, and shook his head, "No, I didn't smell it." ”

When the old lady of the landlady heard this, she was the only one who asked, and it seemed that it was really her delusion.

"Look, look, I'll just say it, you smelled it wrong. The landlord said proudly.

"Oops, I smell the wrong thing, right? Really, it means (that is, it is said all the time). The old landlady rolled her face and said impatiently. I turned around and went back to the house to cook.

The landlord was choked up like this, pointing at the back of the old lady of the landlord, "Hey, you are ......"

Boss Chen took the opportunity to sneak back to the house, so dangerous!

After returning the rapeseed home, he began to cultivate the land to grow corn.

The family was busy for two more days under the sun.

The 28th day of the fourth month of the lunar calendar, that is, the first day of June in the solar calendar, is the twelfth birthday of Chen Yubin. On this day, Boss Chen also came back, carrying a big cake.

followed by Luo Guowen, but this time he came back with a lot of news, and for this, he was almost beaten by Luo Guihua.

After dinner, the family sat in front of the TV and watched TV, which was the entertainment time every night.

Xiaoxi handed a wooden box in his hand to Chen Yubin, "Hey, Happy Children's Day!"

Chen Yubin thought about it in a blink of an eye, today seems to be Children's Day on June 1st, but he is now a big child, okay, who is still celebrating Children's Day?

Still, with that in mind, he took the wooden box.

This wooden box took Xiaoxi several days to make. A piece of wood is made of such a one.

Touching the cartoon character on the lid of the box, he smiled, and it took a long time to press down the corners of his upturned mouth, looked up at the stream, and said very seriously: "It's ugly!"

When Xiaoxi heard this, she quit, which she had spent several days doing. Pointing to the lid of the box, he said in disbelief: "Look at it, how similar it is to you, it is simply carved out of a mold, okay!"

Chen Yubin gave her a self-aware look, and quickly opened the lid of the box and put it under the box. But looking at the contents of the box, his face quickly blackened, exuding cold air outward.

Xiaoxi rubbed his arm, this guy, I've been with Cheng Mo for a long time, and I've learned his bad habits, and I'll let go of the air conditioner with a black face. No, we'll have to keep them farther away in the future.

"What is this?" asked Chen Yubin, holding the wooden box and gritting his teeth.

"Lollipop, let's not talk about Happy Children's Day. Xiaoxi has a knowingly inquiring expression.

Chen Yubin reluctantly put down his hand and put the box back on his lap. Suddenly, I was caught by a card.