No, Guy Lei Jun, the dead slut, didn't come alone, and there was a ball by his side

If you look closely, oh, it's not a ball, it's a person, how can anyone grow so fat, so fat that the whole person is round, only one head is exposed, and it's a meat ball

This person must be very popular in the round world, and with this body of flesh, I am afraid that it will be okay to fall no matter what, Meng Xu guessed maliciously.

"I said Meng Xu, what are you cooking, it's so fragrant", Lei Jun snorted violently, and immediately inhaled the smell of meat in the air into his nose.

And the fat brother next to him was even more unbearable, he smelled and smelled and showed a fascinated look, as if he saw some great beauty that brought disaster to the country and the people, which made Meng Xu feel a chill and quickly retracted his gaze and said: "Dog meat."

Lei Jun was taken aback, and then showed a look of disbelief, and said, "Don't lie to me, how can dog meat be eaten, how can it be so fragrant"

The meat ball brother next to him also nodded, and looked at Meng Xu's gaze and turned resentful, as if to say, how can dog meat be so fragrant, don't lie to me, it's not right for you to lie like this, tell me quickly, what kind of meat is this, so fragrant

Meng Xu really couldn't stand the resentful gaze of this meat ball brother, so he quickly turned around and returned to the stool, picked up a piece of dog meat again, and said, "Believe it or not"

After that, he put the dog meat in his mouth, and suddenly the aroma of meat filled the whole mouth, and the piece of meat that had been cooked did not bite hard at all, and suddenly slipped into his throat, and a smell different from the usual meat fragrance filled his heart.

"Cool", Meng Xu shouted, it was indeed worthy of the delicious taste praised by Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and it was extremely delicious

With a grunt, the meat ball brother made a loud swallowing sound, and even Meng Xu, who was immersed in the food, heard it clearly.

Seeing this, Meng Xu was embarrassed to enjoy it alone, so he turned his head to the meat ball brother and said tentatively: "Do you want to sit down and eat together?"

The meat ball brother seemed to be waiting for Meng Xu's words, and before Meng Xu finished speaking, he swooped to the stool next to Meng Xu, and his huge body sat down directly, and the stool suddenly made a creaking sound.

He unceremoniously and skillfully picked up a pair of chopsticks, quickly picked up a large piece of meat, regardless of the scalding of the large piece of meat, and bit it directly, his eyes were bright, even if he was burned to the point that he exhaled again and again, he was unwilling to stop for any moment.

This series of actions was completed in just one breath

Meng Xu was already dumbfounded at this moment, could it be that the fat people in this world are so fast

"Delicious", Brother Meatball's mouth was stuffed with dog meat, and he gave Meng Xu a thumbs up, then ignored Meng Xu, and quickly dealt with the big piece of meat.

No, in the time when Meng Xu lost his mind, he had already destroyed a large piece of meat as thick as an adult's arm, and the speed was so fast that Meng Xu was amazed

At this time, Lei Jun also found a stool and sat down, unceremoniously picked up a piece of meat, bit it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and after quickly eliminating the piece of meat in his hand, which was neither big nor small, he picked up another piece.

Looking at the pieces of meat that quickly disappeared on the plate, Meng Xu finally came to his senses and hurriedly joined in, for fear that it would not be long before there would be no meat on the plate.

Looking at the three of them eating meat in embarrassment, it seemed to be very fragrant, Xiao Lu and Xiao Huan glanced at each other, and both found that they had swallowed each other's saliva, but when they thought of it

It was the meat of the cute dog, and he quickly shook his little head, forcing himself not to look at Meng Xu and the three of them.

A quarter of an hour had passed, and a large part of the meat had been lost from the bowl, leaving only a few bones with the remains.

"Hiccup"

"Hiccup"

Meng Xu and Lei Jun put down their chopsticks at the same time, and let out an extremely satisfied hiccup, as for the meat ball brother Tai was still holding on to the little residual meat left in the bowl, his stomach seemed to be a bottomless pit, no matter how he filled it, he couldn't fill it, no wonder he could grow so much meat.

"It's so delicious," Meng Xu said contentedly.

"It's really delicious, it's almost one of the best things I've ever eaten", Lei Jun echoed, "It would be even more delicious if I had another glass of wine", saying that he actually asked Xiaolu and Xiaohuan to help him get a glass of wine.

Of course, Meng Xu, who loved his own slave and maid, was unwilling, and said: quotIf you want to drink yourself, don't come to instruct my peoplequot, Xiaolu and Xiaohuan stopped obediently.

Seeing this, Lei Jun sighed regretfully, and he didn't see him fall by himself, still lying on the stool.

At this time, Xiao Lu said: "Young master, you have eaten so much meat, don't you use a glass of wine to relieve your greasy?"

It's okay not to listen to Xiao Lu, but when he heard Xiao Lu say, Meng Xu couldn't help licking his lips, it seemed that he was really a little greasy.

Meng Xu thought for a while, and then said, "Xiao Lu, then help the young master and I get a glass of wine."

"Let's have one more drink", Lei Jun, who was beside him, hurriedly said.

Xiao Lu looked at Meng Xu, Meng Xu glanced at Lei Jun with disgust, and said, "Then add one more glass", Lei Jun smiled.

"Midori, wait"

Midori looked at her son-in-law suspiciously.

"Little Green, one more cup, a total of three cups" The meat ball brother who is still eating should also need to arrive

"Comfortable," Lei Jun exclaimed as he took a big sip of wine. Meng Xu on the side nodded, Xiao Lu's proposal is really good, after eating a delicious meal of meat, a glass of wine can not only relieve greasy, but also feel as comfortable as a fairy

"Meng Xu, what kind of meat is yours, it's so delicious", Lei Jundao, who had already eaten and drunk, naturally didn't believe that this was dog meat, but he heard that dog meat was difficult to eat, and he couldn't eat it at all

Finally wiped out all the meat, and Brother Tai, who didn't even have a bit of scum left, raised his head, looked at Meng Xu, and said a little anxiously: "Yes, what kind of meat is this, tell me, I haven't eaten it before, I'll go back and get it later." ”

After speaking, he licked his lips unsatisfied, looking at him like this, if he hadn't seen it just now, Meng Xu would definitely not believe that most of the large plate of meat just now had entered his mouth

No wonder it looks like a ball, it turns out that it is so edible, Meng Xu smacked his tongue, then spread his hands evenly, and said, "I just said, this is dog meat." ”

Seeing that the two of them still looked disbelieving, Meng Xu had no choice but to point to the big wolf dog with four-fifths of the corpses left.

"Damn, it's that bastard who spread the rumor that dog meat is not delicious, if you let Lao Tzu meet him, you will definitely burst his soft eggs", Lei Jun said angrily at the person who had caused him to miss this delicious taste all these years.

"Hey, dead fat man, what are you doing", looking at the somewhat abnormal meat ball brother table, Lei Jun asked.

"This dog looks familiar," Meatball said with a frown.

"Hey, it seems like there's something you say

Familiar", Lei Jun said.

Meng Xu on the side was in a cold sweat, Xiao Lu said this, Brother Meat Ball also said this, Lei Jun still said this, is this dog really a big guy's dog

"Damn, dead fatty, isn't this your dog, you second thing can't even recognize your own dog"

"Fuck, dead slut, after your reminder, I realized that it was really my dog"

Facing the burning gaze of the meat ball brother, Meng Xu couldn't help but feel weak for a while, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said dryly: "Actually, I can explain"

"You don't have to say anything", Brother Rouqiu interrupted Meng Xu's words, "Xiao Huang has been with me for so many years, I have long regarded him as my son, and now you not only killed my son, but also cooked it into a delicious food for me to eat, you are simply not a human being, you are a dead pervert."

"My poor little yellow", Brother Meatball squatted down his huge body and hugged Xiao Huang with only four-fifths left in his arms, how lonely and sad his huge back looked at the moment.

Meng Xu's heart was even more empty, he opened his mouth to say something but found that he couldn't say anything, and finally he could only say: "That meat ball brother Tai, oh, no, this brother Tai, I am very "

"Don't say anything, I'm very sad now, I don't want to hear what you say", Brother Meatball interrupted Meng Xu's words again, and came to Meng Xu with four-fifths of Xiao Huang in his arms, and his eyes, which were squeezed into only one slit by the fat meat, seemed to have tears shining.

Brother Meat Ball glanced at Meng Xu, then turned his head with a sad face, and walked out with four-fifths of Xiao Huang in his arms, walking faster and faster, and finally disappeared with a whoosh.

Meng Xu could even see that the moment his figure disappeared, his huge back seemed to turn from sadness to excitement, and he could even hear the gurgling sound coming from outside the courtyard.

"This", Meng Xu was completely dumbfounded, he didn't know what this meat ball brother was doing, and looked at Lei Jun for help.

Lei Jun didn't care about it, and said: "The dead fat man is this kind of person, he has nothing but food in his eyes, just now he just wanted to take Xiao Huang's corpse, and then enjoy it alone."

Meng Xu was surprised: "Isn't this his dog, didn't he say that he took this dog as his son?"

Lei Jun said: "Is this related to eating?"

"Ugh"

"The dead fat man just said that he has had this dog for a long time, that is a complete exaggeration, this big wolf dog is the dead fat man didn't know where he got it last month"

Well, the feelings he just had were completely from the White Tower.

couldn't help but look at Lei Jun's gaze and couldn't help but become dangerous, since Lei Jun, a slut, knew that the dead fat man was framing him just now, it was just a matter of not exposing or reminding him, and he was still watching with relish.

Sensing that there seemed to be a dangerous breath in the air, Lei Jun secretly swallowed his saliva, leaving a sentence of "I left beforehand" and ran away decisively, not giving Meng Xu any chance to vent, which made Meng Xu depressed again, so he had to shout: "Xiaolu, Xiaohuan, don't look at it, come and help clean up things."

"This dead slut, and that dead fat man will leave after eating, and I don't know how to help clean up,"

Xiao Lu and Xiao Huan glanced at each other, then showed a knowing smile, and then helped Meng Xu clean up the leftover mess just now.