Thin old lady: "Eight pounds, one more than our three courts? Twelve of us can't weigh a pound." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The fat old lady put the egg back after taking a picture and said curiously, "It's really an egg! ”

Thin old lady: "It's delicious or not, buy two and try it, you won't know." Ma abacus, sell us two each, try it, how about it?"

The old man: "You are an old sister-in-law, if you say it, can I sell it to you!

Thin old lady: "I want two, just taste it." ”

The old man kept two eggs in the weighing pan, and picked up the rest into the box, and after weighing them, he said, "Two halves, weigh your planing, and then settle the account." ”

"I want two too. The fat old lady said, "I've lived for such a long time, and I've never seen such a big egg, so I've tried it." ”

The old man: "Okay!" said and put two more scales: "It's also two halves." ”

After the two old ladies settled the accounts, each took two ocean eggs and left happily.

Seeing this, Lamei on the side thought: It's really rare and expensive, the ocean eggs that were not welcomed in the previous life are so rare in this life. I don't know how I feel after eating?

Suddenly, it occurred to me that they could exchange stupid eggs for foreign eggs, and I would just exchange foreign eggs for stupid eggs. It's a pity that I don't know the shopkeeper and can't talk about it.

Lamei was thinking about it here, when she suddenly felt a heat in her neck, realized that Wang Xiaoye was urinating, and hurriedly put her down.

It doesn't matter if you put it down, you can only listen to the "reel", "bang" and "bang", and the pot-bellied glass bottle containing loose wine on the counter fell to the ground and shattered, and the loose wine spilled all over the ground.

It turned out that the dazzling array of goods on the shelves attracted Wang Xiaoye, and he asked Lamei to hold it with his little arms.

Lamei's size is not much taller than the counter, and it depends on the goods inside. In order to let Wang Xiaoye see it really, let her ride on her neck, and her upper body lay on the counter to look in.

Wang Xiaoye has never seen this formation, and he is so happy that he "squeaks".

Lamei was happy to see her, so she carried her and let her see enough.

Wang Xiaoye casually urinated in the homespun bag, and now he has just taken off the homespun bag, and he has not yet told people's consciousness. If you have it, it will spill out.

Let's talk about the pot-bellied wine bottle. In order to prevent the alcohol from dissipating and making it easier to put it away, the shopkeeper made two red cotton mats more than half a foot square, one under the bottle and the other on the mouth of the bottle, with a large tea bowl pressed on top.

The bright red attracted Wang Xiaoye, so he dragged it with his small hands. When her little hand was tugging on the red calico pad at the mouth of the bottle, she made a swing and spilled the pee.

Lamei, who was carrying her, didn't notice her little hands, and in a hurry, lifted her from her neck and put her on the ground.

At this time, she was still holding the red cotton pad covering the mouth of the bottle.

As a result of the force of the delegation, the potbelly bottle lost its balance, rolled off the counter, and fell to the floor. And that piece of red cotton pad was still grabbed by Wang Xiaoye in his hand.

Lamei and the old man selling the goods were stunned, and when they figured out what was going on—

The old man was anxious: "This ...... This...... This ......"

Lamei cried: Now you can break into the basket, what do you use to compensate others?

Wang Xiaoye also realized that he had done something wrong, and saw Lamei crying. I also cried out loud with a "wow". The sisters hugged each other and wept together.

"Whose child are you? The old man didn't care about this, looked at the red cotton cushion in Wang Xiaoye's hand, and asked sharply.

"Grandpa...... I...... I'll pay ......," Lamera said, crying.

"Five or six catties of loose wine, a big glass wine jar, you are such a little person, how can you compensate? What about your adult? I must explain this matter clearly to your adult, don't let me lie to the child. ”

When she heard this, Lamei was even more scared: "Grandpa, please, don't tell my parents, how much money do you say, I ...... I...... Sell eggs to lose!"

"How many eggs can you sell as a child? Besides, don't your family know about selling eggs?"

Lamei nodded with tears in her eyes.

"What? you...... You ......" The old man's eyes widened in surprise: "You can't be here to sell eggs secretly, right?"

Lamei's tears flowed down again: "I...... I...... It's really sold secretly, if my mother knows, she will have to kill me!"

"I see, I said how can such a young child sell eggs!" the old man walked out of the counter and stood in front of Lamei:

"If I know that you are secretly selling it, and then collect your eggs, it is tantamount to encouraging you not to learn well. My reputation is at stake, and you must tell me about your lordship. However, for your sake, for your first offense, in order not to get beaten, I can not say anything about your selling eggs. ”

Lamei just shook her head with tears in her eyes, and hugged Wang Xiaoye, who was still crying, in her arms.

Seeing this, the old man sighed, opened the back door and shouted inside, "Hey, hey, old woman, come over for a while." ”

Suddenly, a gray-haired old woman in her fifties came in with an apron to wipe her hands, and the old woman had a sideways face, and she was not a master to be messed with at first glance. Lamei couldn't help but feel a pang in her heart.

"What's the matter? It smells of alcohol. The old woman wrinkled her nose as she entered the door, and said dissatisfiedly.

Old man: "Ahem, don't say it, this little girl dragged the wine jar to the ground and beat it." ”

"Hit?" The old woman frowned and glared at Lamei: "Whose child is so untutored?"

The old man: "I just don't tell who it is, I can't ask no matter how I ask, the two children hugged each other and cried, and I couldn't help them, so I called you."

"You coax her, ask again, I'll clean up quickly, and after a while people will come and see what they look like! You lead them into the house, and she says that the eggs she brought don't know to the family, so don't let people see them and make a noise. ”

Old woman: "What eggs?"

Old man: "She sold three catties of eggs just now." ”

"Oh!" said the old woman, pushing open one of the suites to the east, "up into this room." ”

Lamei picked up Wang Xiaoye, patted her, and took out a candy from her pocket and gave it to her, so that Wang Xiaoye stopped crying and lay motionless in her arms.

"My bike is still outside the door, it's not locked, can I push it inside the house? ”

Lamei looked at the bicycle at the door and said to the old woman. She could already see that the old woman had the final say.

The old lady said angrily: "Where is the place to put the bicycle in the house?" Glancing at the bicycle at the door, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she commanded the old man: "You push her bicycle into the backyard, don't throw it away for her." ”

The old man obediently pushed the bicycle away.

Lamei shook her head helplessly, hugged Wang Xiaoye, and followed the old woman to the suite.