On Friday afternoon, the art performance arrived as scheduled, and when the host's rich voice announced, the programs of each class began to compete for color, and the visual impact was essential.

During this period, He Zhujun has gone to the toilet three times, because it was similar to what he expected, the time was in a hurry, and the cross talk sketch was just their cross talk, which made him even more stressed, and he was afraid that he would forget the words or play badly.

Lan Fatzi was also nervous, and every time he asked He Zhujun in a suspicious tone if we could play well, and even wanted to escape.

He Zhujun still wanted to persuade a few words, but he felt that the urge to urinate came again, so he was ready to forget the toilet again.

Just when He Zhujun just wanted to run, the head teacher came to tell him that the next one was his show, which surprised He Zhujun and couldn't help but say: "I'll rub, aren't there still 3 shows for us?"

Teacher Sun also had a dark face and was about to say something, He Zhujun also found out that he didn't know when, and he made a group of well-dressed people behind, and now if he doesn't know, it will be really bad, why did the school hold this art performance, it turned out that there were leaders who wanted to inspect.

"Please 07 Microcomputer Class 2 below, He Zhujun, Lan Jing brought the cross talk - to be right" The host's loud voice came out of the stage.

Lan Fatzi walked on the stage and began: "Today is really sunny and beautiful, although it rains a little, but it can't stop my agitated mood, as the so-called people are in good spirits on happy occasions, today I am watching Sasa Shuang, what do you want to be right, even the dinosaurs on the street are as precious as fossils." After saying that, he was in a smug state of mind and was throwing a banana peel.

He Zhujun: "Damn, who is still a banana peel, it's really a difficult thing, things are declining, today I am not happy to see Sasa, I want to Sasa is not right, even when I see a beautiful woman (like a nymphomaniac), hehe, I feel like I have seen a ghost." (Hate emote)

Fat Lan: "I'm sorry, I threw the banana peel, I'm sorry to pull"

He Zhujun: "Pull your sister, I'm so grumpy" (after speaking, I went to push the Lan fat man, but I fell to the ground instead) stood up and continued: "It's okay, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood today, so I'll send a punching bag, if I don't clean up well, I'm sorry for the two bowls of white rice I ate at noon today"

He Zhujun: "What? Why do you want to clean up this fat man, because God gave me this opportunity to vent my anger, if I don't cherish it, I'm afraid that the sky will thunder and split" (finally in Northeast dialect)

Lan Fatzi: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I'm sorry, you forgive me"

He Zhujun: "It's okay to do this a long time ago, you have to force me to pump the guy (it was a belt at the time), I have always been to convince people with virtue."

Lan Fatzi: "Yes, you can forgive me"

He Zhujun: "It's okay to forgive you, let's talk about it, I'm happy to do this."

Lan Fatzi: "Haha, it's not a big deal, it's just that I scored 60 points in today's exam." ”

He Zhujun: How much?

Lan Fatty: "60"

He Zhujun: "60 points, you are a fart, you walk with a fart, to a person like me, who usually scores 90 points, are you so sassy? Do you show off so much? Look at your virtues, learn from the brother, be a low-key person, I never tell others about my 90 points, look how low-key I am, have I said loudly to everyone that I scored 90 points?"

Lan Fatzi: "Then what if you score 80 points?"

He Zhujun: (touching the sweat on his head) "Women's Single Practice"

Lan Fatty: "What about 70 points?"

He Zhujun: (swallows saliva) "Men's singles"

Lan Fatty: "What about 60 points?"

He Zhujun: (reluctant to say) "Mixed male and female"

Lan Fatzi: What about those below 60 points?

He Zhujun: Helplessly said, "Then it is estimated that the whole family will be mobilized"

Fat Lan: It's not as good as me

He Zhujun: "Oops, I accidentally said that I leaked my mouth and let this kid get a routine, it seems that this kid is not easy to deal with."

Lan Fatzi: "I'm very easy to deal with"

He Zhujun: "You eavesdropped on me"

Lan Fatzi: "So loud, I'm not deaf"

He Zhujun: "You are shameless"

Lan Fatzi: "I have teeth, you see, just now I threw a banana peel and caused you to fall, and I am ready to compensate you for the loss."

He Zhujun: "It's still about the same"

Lan Fatzi: "Don't worry, I've always been very generous, do you want one dollar or two quick money"

He Zhujun: "I want two pieces"

Lan Fatzi: "You're worth so much money, alas! Don't look for five yuan, I'll say I'm so generous."

He Zhujun: "Dead fat man, you not only insulted my IQ, but also trampled on my respect, are you guys worth five yuan to see me?"

Audience: "More than five dollars" and "Value"

He Zhujun: "I'm only worth five yuan, how much is he worth?"

Lan Fatzi: "I'm definitely worth it because I have a good sister"

He Zhujun: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I have two good sisters"

Lan Fatzi: "I'm embarrassed, I still have a younger brother"

He Zhujun: "I'm even more embarrassed, I have two younger brothers"

Lan Fatzi: "I also have an older brother"

He Zhujun: "I have two brothers"

Lan Fatzi: "I still have a mother"

He Zhujun: "Hehe, I have two" (immediately cover his mouth)

Lan Fatzi: "Plus, you add it, why don't you add it?"

He Zhujun: "I'm afraid my dad won't want to"

Lan Fatzi: "Yo, you're quite thinking about your father"

He Zhujun: "That's, that's a must"

Lan Fatzi: "I suddenly found out that you are quite filial, in fact, I won't tell you, I have known you thousands of years ago"

He Zhujun: "Don't fool me"

Lan Fatzi: "It's true that our story is still widely spread, but at that time, everyone else called me Lu Dongbin"

He Zhujun: "Why do you call you Lu Dongbin?"

Lan Fatzi: "What do you want to bite Lu Dongbin?"

He Zhujun: "Dog"

Lan Fatzi: "It's good to know" (walking over requires the action and language of teasing the dog)

He Zhujun: (throws off his hand and runs to the side) "You have to compare yourself with me today, right?"

Lan Fatty: "What do you think?"

He Zhujun: "To be honest, I'm not in good health"

Lan Fatzi: "I'm in worse health"

He Zhujun: "I had a stroke in the upper body"

Lan Fatzi: "Not only did I have a stroke in my upper body, but I was paralyzed in my lower body"

He Zhujun: "I'm about to become a man"

Lan Fatman: "I'm not a man anymore"

He Zhujun: "Okay, you are ruthless, after I finish this cross talk, if you don't get off the stage, you will die" Lan Fat Man whistled

Lan Fatzi: "Your sister" (go off the stage)

He Zhujun: "What are you running, you have the ability to compare, what are you running?"

Lan Fatzi: "Damn, I'll die if I don't run"

Bow at the end of the performance

At this time, there was a long-lasting applause from the audience, and many people were calling for one, one for one!

"Do you still want to see it?" He Zhujun asked the audience loudly

"Yes," many people replied

"I'm sorry, I'm waiting for next year, let's look at the beautiful host now" He Zhujun handed the microphone to the host after speaking

What He Zhujun didn't expect was that after this performance, all the teachers and classmates knew them, and for a while they also became the school's influential figures, some appreciated, some scolded, and even disdainful, in short, they became famous in Fukang Vocational College overnight!