Chapter 765 WTS
Xiao Peng followed Ya Li's guidance and came to a restaurant, but Ya Li's so-called good restaurant made Xiao Peng miserable, because they came to eat cheese hot pot, which was too sweet for Xiao Peng. It's not good that the three girls are happy to eat.
That's right, there is also hot pot in Switzerland, but this kind of cheese hot pot has become a nightmare in Xiao Peng's eyes, this Nima is definitely insulting to the word hot pot!
Although Germania is widely regarded as the number one cheese country, Switzerland is the country that takes cheese the most.
The production of cheese in Switzerland is strictly regulated by the state, and the law stipulates that only cheese from that region can be produced in one region, and not varieties from other regions, which is very similar to the laws governing Gallic wines.
Xiao Peng's fondue is made of Gruyere, Lacrete and Emmental. After boiling white wine, the bread cut into small pieces is dipped in melted cheese and eaten. You can also take small vegetables and fruits and dip them together.
The three girls are not happy to eat, this is still suitable for girls, not for big men. Xiao Peng just ate a little bit and got tired, so it was better to go back to the car and eat two packs of instant noodles.
Just when the girls were having a good time, suddenly the waiter in the restaurant came over: "Sir, madam, the RV outside is yours, right?"
Xiao Peng looked puzzled: "Yes, is there any problem?" The car was parked well in the parking area, and there was nothing illegal.
The waiter said, "Then I suggest you go and take a look, there are police officers coming to see your car." β
Xiao Peng frowned, he didn't do anything wrong! Why did he provoke the police?
Jimma was also puzzled, but Yumi and Yali looked normal: "Honey, go and take a look, remember not to be too angry." This is Switzerland. You're lucky to have just been in Switzerland for such a short time to meet TS. β
"What do you mean?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.
"You know what TF means, it's a word that means something about the same, it means to go to the special Swiss. You'll find out exactly how to understand it in a moment. Yali ate the cheese fondue without raising her head. It seemed that she was not surprised at all by this result, and Yumi also looked at him with a smile.
Xiao Peng was confused and walked out of the restaurant alone, when he saw an old lady talking to the police in an emotional manner, and the police were taking notes in a notebook.
"Mr. Officer, I noticed that you were watching my car, what happened?" Xiao Peng stepped forward and asked.
The police glanced at Xiao Peng: "Hello sir, this lady called the police and said that you parked improperly!"
Xiao Peng was stunned: "Improper parking? What kind of statement is this? My car is parked well." Xiao Peng took a closer look, there is really nothing wrong with parking, this is indeed a parking lot, and the car is indeed within the white line, where is this improper parking?
As a result, the old lady pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "Is this a good stop? Take a look for yourself! You parked the car diagonally!"
Xiao Peng looked at the old lady dumbfounded, are you stupid? I parked the car in the parking space, and I didn't park anywhere else, and I didn't get out of the line, but you just parked a little crookedly and you called the police?
Xiao Peng looked at the old lady with a surprised expression: "My car is completely parked in the parking space, and it is not parked in the no-parking position, what is the violation of the law for me?"
"It's seriously unsightly for you to park like this! And not only that, if you don't park the car right like this, it will make it more difficult for others to park!" The old lady looked at Xiao Peng angrily, looking at Xiao Peng's eyes, as if staring at a sinner who had committed a heinous crime.
Xiao Peng finally began to understand what Yali and Yumi meant by TS. This Nima Swiss is really weird enough!
"Okay, old lady, just tell me which car is yours, since your driving skills are so bad that you can't park, then I'll help you park the headroom, right?" Xiao Peng said a little impatiently, what is this Nima called! It seems that this bad guy is getting old not only because of the problems in China, but also in Switzerland.
As a result, the old lady's next sentence made him even more mad: "I, I don't have a car!"
What the hell are you doing without a car? Xiao Peng almost wanted to scold the street! He wanted to shout right now: "TS! Go to the special Swiss!"
Xiao Peng was really impatient, so he took out his mobile phone directly, took a few photos of himself parking, and took pictures of the policeman and the old lady respectively, making the two of them confused, not knowing what Xiao Peng was going to do.
Xiao Peng said directly to the policeman: "My name is Xiao Peng, a native of Huaxia, I abide by any law anywhere, if you say any of your Swiss laws that says that I have something illegal to park like this, I am willing to accept the punishment of the law, but if there is no law that says that I am illegal, I will not accept any treatment result!"
After speaking, Xiao Peng simply didn't look at these people, and returned to the restaurant without looking back.
Seeing Xiao Peng come in with a gloomy face, Ya Li sneered: "I said, right?
Yumi also said: "Honey, have you seen the power of the Swiss?"
Ari laughed, "As I said, compared to them, we Germanic people are lively. β
Jimma Ward asked Xiao Peng with a look of surprise: "What is going on outside, make you angry like this?" In his impression, Xiao Peng was rarely angry like this.
Xiao Peng told a few people what happened just now, and Jima Ward was dumbfounded: "How else can such a thing happen? What are you kidding? How can there be such a person in the world?"
Yali and Yumi glanced at each other and laughed together: "Believe what Xiao said." What he said was true. The Swiss are so weird, and if you associate with them a little more, you'll understand. Alright, my dear, ignore them, let's talk about something else when we're full. What a great taste it makes!"
Xiao Peng glanced at the three of them: "Eat, eat, eat! No wonder Europeans and Americans are all big fat people when they are old, and they are both meat and milk, so it's no wonder if they are not fat! You three eat hard, eat and become big fat!"
Yali shook her head and said, "We have a lot more time to work out every day than you, okay!"
Xiao Peng has nothing to say, saying that everyone's success is not accidental, just like Jimma and Youmei, both of them are very famous supermodels, but they have never stopped exercising, Jimma Ward has children, but the mermaid line is clear, and You Mei has clear abdominal muscles, watching them exercise, Xiao Peng feels distressed when he looks at it, and the amount of training is even more than that of many men!
Western women are not like Chinese women who are thin and beautiful, they prefer healthy lines. So I'm not worried about eating too many high-calorie things, it's a big deal, just exercise more!
Xiao Peng pouted: "I don't want to exercise, but I'm in good health!"
After Yali and Yumi looked at each other, they suddenly laughed: "You say that you are in good health in Switzerland? dear, you may not know that the physical fitness of this Swiss can only be described as a pervert!"
Yumei nodded and said: "The Swiss figure is first-class, I would feel ashamed to go to the pool with a body like me, I once went to climb a mountain, I thought I was in good health, but suddenly a pregnant woman appeared behind me, I thought she needed my help, but she disliked me for walking slowly!"
Yali laughed and said: "I have also encountered such a thing, once I wanted to ride a bicycle to exercise, I swear, I bought a full set of professional racing equipment, I thought I was riding fast, but a little girl in a skirt next to me easily surpassed me! β
Xiao Peng pointed to his nose: "What about me?"
"You're a barbarian, too, and you just don't know who's more barbaric, the Swiss or the Swiss. Yali said as she ate the cheese fondue.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "You're right, these Swiss are indeed barbarians, look at how barbaric they are? Everything has to be taken care of? What is the reason why my car is parked there to hinder them?"
"Everyone thinks that the Swiss are civilized and polite, but at least in Europe, the Swiss are notorious, at least in the matter of parking, there was once a big pear man when he came to Switzerland to travel, parked the car in the area marked with white lines on the street, but for some reason, was fined 1,000 euros by the local police, the reason was that he did not park well, and explained for a long time did not explain what this parking is like, so this guy can't swallow this breath, directly set up a topic page on the Internet, specifically put those cars with Swiss license plates in the illegal parking lot scene of Da Pear, in order to fight for this breath, he is also quite hardγ Yali said with a smile.
"And what about the result?" asked Jimma curiously.
"The result was that this incident caused a sensation, and all over Europe sent him photos of Swiss cars parked indiscriminately in their own countries, and in less than a few months, he collected thousands of photos of Swiss cars parked indiscriminately, all posted on the Internet, and the whole European people laughed at the Swiss together." Then again, even if there was no such thing, the whole of Europe laughed at the Swiss. β
Xiao Peng was happy when he heard this: "Yali, this Switzerland should be a country composed of Germans, Gauls and Greda, right? Why has it become like this? So many people don't want to see here?"
"Arrogance. "Switzerland is a country where the Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and the Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and the natives are all double standards here, you know?
Xiao Peng thought for a while and replied, "Is it the uniform of the Swiss national team?"
"No," replied Ary, "but a t-shirt that says I support any country except the Big Pear, Germania, and Gaul." β
"Poof. Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing, this Nima Belgian is strange enough, but I didn't expect the Swiss to be even more bizarre.
"I used to live in Switzerland for a quarter for work. "Because it was a long time, I rented a house here, and it was a Swiss who moved out before me, and the landlord came in and took a look and let him go." But when I moved out, I even moved the furniture up and checked the floor, and finally found a black spot on the floor under the cabinet, which deducted me almost 200 euros!
Jimma asked, "Didn't you explain it to him?"
Yumei pouted: "The landlord said that I have seen a lot of foreigners like you, and if something goes wrong, he will say that you didn't do it! In addition to the cheese here: there are only two types of Swiss cuisine, fondue and grilled cheese. The taste is very good. β
Xiao Peng frowned, smelling the ** smell of the thick cheese fondue on the table, as well as the faces of the Swiss customers full of enjoyment and pride, Xiao Peng didn't know where to complain.
Yali said: "And it's a difficult thing to rent a house here, do you believe it? If you are a foreigner who rents a house here, you have to have an interview! In addition to the huge price, a better house can easily be seen by dozens or hundreds of people, and it takes time, just like going to the hospital to see a doctor, and you have to register first." Xiao, because of this, among European countries, Switzerland is probably the country with the least number of Chinese people. It's really hard for foreigners to live here, unless you really have money, you know, the price of daily necessities here is at least two to three times higher than that of the surrounding countries!"
You Mei said: "But they also have advantages, that is, they are very punctual, and they are punctual to the point of perversion." There was a train that was delayed for fifteen minutes because of a mudslide, which caused an uproar, and finally the railway company had to publish an apology to calm the anger of the Swiss. β
Xiao Peng opened his mouth wide: "You're not joking with me, are you? Are you sure you're not talking about perverts?"
Yali looked normal: "So people in other European countries call the Swiss people TS, there is really a reason, you really can't understand the brain circuits of these Swiss." Still, my dear, I would suggest that you get to know the Swiss for yourself through your own contacts, which would be a little more fun. β
"According to you, this Swiss is just arrogant, why do I need to know them personally, is there any point?" asked Xiao Peng.
"It's nothing, I just want to see how you call them TS yourself. Yali said.
Xiao Peng pursed his lips: "How can a person with such quality and cultivation as I punish myself for the mistakes of others? I will not randomly give nicknames to residents of other countries or call them such impolite nicknames, this is also too impolite." β
Ari and Yumi glanced at each other, smiled together and didn't speak.
After a few people finished eating, they checked out and went out, saying that this Switzerland is obviously not an EU country, but it also uses euros, which is really the kind that says no, but the body is very honest. However, this also gave Xiao Peng a lot of convenience. At least you don't have to exchange money. As a result, as soon as he went out, Xiao Peng saw his car.
"TS!" Xiao Peng really didn't hold back