Text Chapter 142 Flim Tongue
"Besides, you and the aquatic have four each, you can really see it. Lu Sen said angrily, "I don't believe that anyone in this world can watch a small movie in its entirety." I can guarantee that you must have watched it for more than ten minutes, and this prelude has just finished watching, and you went to before it started. ”
Kuroko defended: "Senior brother, you guessed wrong this time, but I watched it for thirty minutes, and after a plot reached a climax, I couldn't help it." ”
"While playing. Lu Sen waved his hand and motioned for Kuroko to flash aside, "If you have the ability to find a man, let him explode your chrysanthemum, and promise to make you want to die." ”
"Phew, I like women. ”
"Forget it, there's no need to emphasize, who doesn't know that you like men now. Look at your ass, and the way you usually walk, it's like a woman. Say you like women, and God laughs. ”
"Senior brother, don't damage my reputation. ”
There are still thieves at night, and Lu Sen doesn't have the heart to talk a lot with sunspots.
Looking at the time, he lay on the bed and said, "Don't call me for dinner, when you come back, you have already eaten outside." ”
Heizi sat on the edge of the bed, poked Lu Sen's forehead and said, "Senior brother, are you sick?"
"Fuck off!"
Lu Sen really wanted to kick this guy away.
I have to say that Kuroko's recent performance has become more and more feminine.
He was thinking about whether he should follow Huang Qiuping's example and find an excuse to move out. Otherwise, as this guy's estrogen continues to increase, it will be troublesome to turn around and entangle him.
But moving out to live in the house doesn't seem to have a reason.
A lonely man, moving out to live alone, it's a shame to think about it.
Unless you find a female share.
Lu Sen thought of Zhao Jing'er.
Thinking back to Zhao Jing'er's wet lips and plump breasts, it was simply refreshing. In addition, I touched her buttocks that day, and it was very elastic.
It's a pity that I finally pulled back from the precipice, otherwise I don't need to have a headache at all if I move out and find someone to work with.
"Alright, you go to Zamabu. If you haven't passed this step, it's impossible to learn the rest. ”
"Senior brother, I think my horse steps are good, don't believe me, I'll show you now. ”
After speaking, Kuroko spread his legs apart, half-squatted at his waist, and took a decent step.
"Whoosh. ”
Lu Sen popped up a paper ball in his hand, and the sunspot softened his legs, and directly split his legs.
'My legs!'
Kuroko jumped up, clutching the sides of her thighs, gritting her teeth and screaming.
"Yo, that leg splitter was good. I'm sure that even the women who practice yoga aren't as good as yours. ”
Kuroko jumped around with her thighs between her legs.
Just sit down like this, and I'm almost going to have a ninth-level disability.
"Senior brother, you want my life. ”
Lu Sen shrugged: "Look at this horse step, even a paper ball can knock you across, which means that your horse step is not stable enough." Give you another half a month, if you can't pass the test in terms of horse steps, I will get rid of you from the Heavenly Nine Gate. ”
Heizi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Senior brother, don't remove the door." ”
"Then you're going to have to work hard. ”
"Okay, I'll listen to you. As long as you don't remove me, everything will be fine, and I'll go to Zamabu now. ”
Holding his thighs, Kuroko jumped out of the dormitory.
"Yo, Kuroko, this walking posture just made the chrysanthemum burst. But if you like men, sooner or later you will be blown up. ”
"Ni girl, you just let you burst chrysanthemums. ”
There was the sound of Kuroko talking to other students outside, but Lu Sen didn't pay attention to it, and just covered his head and fell asleep.
However, he didn't sleep long before the phone woke him up.
An unfamiliar number.
Lu Sen directly threw the phone aside.
A minute later, though, the phone rang again.
Lu Sen wanted to pretend that he didn't hear it, but the caller seemed to be more persistent than him, over and over again, and in the end he was really helpless, so he could only take it and press the answer button.
"Who?"
"Guess who I am. “’
Woman's voice.
There is a kind of competence in maturity, and there is a hint of charm in calmness.
The recognition of this voice, at present, Lu Sen only knows one.
That's Xu Wei.
"Host Xu, why did you call me all of a sudden. ”
Anyway, he had been woken up, and it was Xu Wei who called, and Lu Sen was not sleepy.
There was a giggling voice on the other end of the phone, "Classmate Lu, last time I released a pigeon, I waited for a few hours in the restaurant, how do you compensate for this?"
Lu Sen didn't know if what Xu Wei said was true or false.
On the day of the knockout round, he just deliberately teased Xu Wei, who was recording the show at the time, and he directly announced his retirement, plus Mu Qingcheng called him to attend Fan Yu's banquet, and he didn't care too much about the appointment with Xu Wei.
Holding his mobile phone, Lu Sen asked, "I don't know how host Xu wants me to compensate?"
"What's the name of Host Xu, it's really embarrassing, call Sister Sheng to listen. ”
Hey, this woman actually knows how to take advantage of him.
However, Xu Wei is indeed older than him, and Sister Sheng does not suffer.
After shouting Sister Wei, Xu Wei on the phone smiled happily.
"What an obedient man. ”
Lu Sen could almost imagine Xu Wei's charming smile at this time.
"Where are you, come out and have dinner with your sister. ”
"Dorm. ”
"That's right, my car is right in front of your school. ”
Hanging up the phone, Lu Sen pouted secretly, which clearly showed that he was prepared. However, if a beautiful woman invites him to eat, even if he has already eaten, he will not refuse.
When I came to the door, I quickly saw a red car parked on the side of the road in front of me. looked at the license plate number, and it was the same as Xu Wei told him, it was undoubtedly her car.
Walking to the car, Xu Wei took off her sunglasses and winked at him with a pair of bright and charming big eyes.
"Get in the car. ”
Lu Sen was not in a hurry to get into the car, and his eyes were on Xu Wei.
She was wearing a white shirt with a black round skirt underneath today, and she was dressed professionally. One of the buttons in the white shirt was not fastened, revealing some white parchment.
Lu Sen was standing at this time, his eyes looked towards the neckline, and he could see a deep ravine.
Because Xu Wei was wearing a seat belt, the pair of big babies were about to break their shirts, so Lu Sen was very skeptical that when he drove the next car, the buttons would not be supported.
"Brother Lu, where are these eyes?" Xu Wei had already noticed that Lu Sen's eyes were staring at her chest, but she didn't have the idea of covering them.
Lu Sen smiled slightly: "Sister Wei has such good capital, if I don't look at it, won't I live up to the beautiful creation of God." ”
"Flim Flam. ”
Xu Wei glanced at her lightly, and the autumn waves were infinite.
After Xu Wei's car started, a woman walked over.
"Land ......"
As soon as he shouted a word, Xu Wei's car had already driven forward.
"Where is that guy, going? It's a woman driving. ”
There was a sour smell in her heart, and the woman gritted her teeth, "Stinky Lu Sen, when you come back, I will make you look good." ”