Episode 373 Fart Bugs
Yu Qiyun, a cattle herder from the countryside to the city, always dreamed of surfing at the beach when he was a child. The dream of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info finally came true today with the help of the crocodile Shu Xiao!
He was in a good mood and wanted to sing loudly, his smile and his blue hair fluttering in the waves.
In this way, five humans perform their Limbo micro-step stunt on the surface of the river, and the crocodile-driven splash scares the murderous piranhas into fleeing in all directions.
Everyone watched the embarrassed figure of the piranha while surfing, and there was a sense of revenge in their hearts.
What made them even more excited was that after a big turn, the rope in their hands actually flew towards the opposite bank, and Yu Qiyun and Soap Soap suddenly stared at each other with excitement.
I'll make a bunker!
This crocodile is simply a dragon of service, not only taking them to surf for free, but also taking the initiative to send them to the other side, this noble character, Yu Qiyun and their 5 human beings were all moved to tears.
That's it. After being chased by piranhas, they were blessed with misfortune and miraculously reached the other side with the selfless help of Caiman Hero.
Life is a play, and there is always candy flying into your mouth after the stick.
The helpful crocodile climbed up to the opposite bank without saying a word, on a river beach, basking in the sun comfortably, and it was now 2 p.m. and the sun was in full swing.
Yu Qiyun carefully removed the rope from the scales of the crocodile's head, then knelt down on his knees, affectionately smacked at the crocodile's hideous brain, and said with a smile:
"Thank you for fulfilling my childhood dream. ”
The four guys had already retreated to a safe hillside and waited for him, and Yu Qiyun's kneeling and kissing action was clearly seen by everyone, and they couldn't help laughing.
A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance.
Being able to cross the river in such a dramatic way was undoubtedly a stunning start to their adventure and made them feel like the sun was shining at the moment.
This adventure proves once again that collective strength and wisdom are the guarantee of their survival in the rainforest. In front of them who are united and friendly and love like one person, all hardships and ups and downs can be won by fighting!
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Waiting for Yu Qiyun to come to them step by step, everyone gave their flying kiss to the black caiman together childishly:
"Goodbye, our dear crocodile, I'll be looking for you next time we're surfing! ”
Everyone waved their hands, greeted the afternoon sun, and reluctantly bid farewell to the unforgettable crocodile beach.
With a lush jungle in front of them, they were not in a hurry to find a safe place to change their wet clothes.
It is best to find a place with clean water to wash and dry your dirty clothes. I used the time to wait for my clothes to dry, and I just charged my mobile phone.
Speaking of mobile phones, they are very pleased, not only can they use solar energy to charge, but also smart waterproof, it is really a must-have tool for wild adventures.
Experience has taught them that the unfamiliar jungle is full of risks, so every step is terrifying, and every step must be cautious, and the eyes and ears are like a 24-hour thunderbolt, always vigilant.
If you are not careful, it may be a disaster.
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Like an expedition in the movie.
The 5 people lined up in a straight line, Yu Qiyun walked in the front, he was responsible for exploring the way with a compass, rice balls and soap soap sandwiched in the middle, and then Yue'an, and martial arts master Li Yourao was responsible for the back of the pad with a nunchuck.
Fortunately, it was daytime, and it was much less dangerous than at night, and along the way they quietly stepped on the yellow fallen leaves, and when they walked up a muddy slope, they found a large bare rock, and the sun was shining on it.
They stopped.
Yu Qiyun took the lead in climbing to the stone with soap on his back, and carefully observed the surrounding environment, his eyes were full of quiet green, and there was no abnormal movement.
He held up the soap again and let her dog's nose smell it, but there was still no unusual smell.
"Safe!" Yu Qiyun and Soap Soap smiled at their partner after climbing down the stone, "And it's clean." ”
Li Yourao took Soap's hand and said with a red face:
"I'll go to the back of the stone with her to change clothes, you are not allowed to peek, be careful that I break your legs!"
Yu Qiyun hehehe
"Beware of male earthworms lying on the ground and peeking at them!"
"Get out!" Li Enchanted pulled up the soap soap and flashed people.
Three minutes later, two girls screamed from behind the rock, which was so sharp and piercing that the three boys scurried over like rabbits.
Is there really an earthworm peeking at them changing clothes? Or is there some danger?
But when Yu Qiyun and the others rushed to the back of the stone in a hurry, they were suddenly dumbfounded, except for the unkempt and unkempt Li Soap, there was nothing?
Seeing Yu Qiyun's puzzled eyes, Li Enchanting bit her lip and pointed to the ground with her slender jade hand:
"There's a bug lying here!"
The three boys looked at it, and sure enough, they saw a green shield-like thing lying on the black soil, white eyes, antennae and legs were also green, at first glance, it looked completely like a young leaf falling from a tree, no wonder Yu Qiyun didn't notice it on the top of the stone before.
"What kind of worm is this?"
Yu Qiyun grabbed his hair and asked Yue An.
"This is a Tsubaki elephant. A smile curled into the corner of Yue'an's mouth, "It also has a nickname, called Fart Bug." ”
Hearing that it was a fart bug, the two girls turned pale and took a few steps back.
Seeing that the arrogant Li Enchanting was also frightened like this, Fantuan couldn't help laughing:
"A dead bug, what are you afraid of?"
He kicked Chunxiang's ass with a big grin, and posed for Li Enchanting and Soap.
A pale green gas crept out of Tsubaki's buttocks, silently surrounding the round body of the rice ball like a snake, and then heading straight for his nose.
Onigiri smiled strangely and fell to the ground amid the exclamations of the crowd.
"This gas is poisonous, disperse quickly!"
Yu Qiyun shouted as he led the crowd to drag the rice balls to safety. He himself smelled an indescribable stench, and he almost vomited from the overnight meal.
"Yue'an, you're not mistaken!" Li Yourao cried with a sad face, "Is this a fart bug, or a poisonous bug?"
Yue An frowned, and glanced at the green worm carefully, that's right, this shield shape is the most distinctive foreign trade feature of Chunxiang, and he said to Li Enchanting aggrievedly:
"This is indeed a fart bug, also known as a stinky sister. ”
"What?, stinky eldest sister?" Li Enchanting was even more angry, "This name must have been taken by you stinky men, why should the stinky and dirty be counted on our women's heads." ”
The more he was trained, his face was blue and white.
"Alright, don't make any noise!"
Yu Qiyun waved his hand, "Farts can also smoke people, let's pour water on the face of the rice ball." ”
Soap immediately took out a bottle of water from his backpack and poured it on the rice ball. After pouring half a bottle, the rice ball opened its eyes and sat up suddenly.
Scared the little guy so much that he screamed.
I saw that no one next to the rice ball smiled and said:
"I just had a dream, I dreamed that I was gnawing on braised elbow again, tsk, the taste is so ......"
Yu Qiyun looked at Yue An in surprise, and his eyes seemed to ask: "Anzi, can a fart smoke the brains of bad people?" (To be continued.) )