Chapter 289: Flirting Skills
After Yu Miao thought it through, she cleared her throat and said cheekily: "Brother Bing, I really don't hide it, in fact, I can be kind to me...... ...... me. ”
Xiao Bing looked at Yu Miao and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"Well, she's a little distant from me. ”
"Oh. Xiao Bing asked, "Didn't she agree to be your girlfriend?"
"Yes, she did agree, but I don't know why, I can feel that she still doesn't have any feelings for me now, alas!" Yu Miao naturally couldn't say that Liu Kexin was because he couldn't rest assured of Xiao Bing, and everyone would have a little selfishness, although Xiao Bing showed such infatuation with Ye Zi, Yu Miao still didn't dare to let Xiao Bing know, so as not to hinder his pursuit of Liu Kexin in the future.
Xiao Bing didn't know whether he was happy or what, he always had mixed tastes and was difficult to describe.
Xiao Bing naturally couldn't show it on the surface, cleared his throat, and asked, "Then what are you doing with me? ”
"Isn't it my lack of tricks, I feel that the progress is too slow. Yu Miao looked at Xiao Bing and said, "I see that you coax my sister-in-law so well, you must have a hand in pursuing women, how about you teach me?"
Xiao Bing hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, I'm doing this purely because of my good looks, I can't teach you this." ”
Yu Miao said in her heart that you are obviously thick-skinned, when it comes to appearance, Yu Miao is more handsome than Xiao Bing, and looks a bit like Song Joong Ki, the most popular male star in South Korea, and Xiao Bingsheng has a kind of masculinity and righteousness that others do not have, in addition, Yu Miao is still a rich second generation plus the second generation of officials, her mother is a super rich businessman, and her father is Taishan Beidou in the political arena of Hei Province.
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Bing, let's talk about something serious, let's not joke." ”
Xiao Bing's face changed: "What do you mean I'm joking? I'm not handsome enough? Then forget it, I have nothing to say to you." ”
Yu Miao was still counting on Xiao Bing next, how could he offend Xiao Bing, and hurriedly smiled and said: "Brother Bing, look at what I said wrongly, in this case, I will punish myself." ”
Yu Miao poured a full glass of wine and drank it all, Xiao Bing saw that Yu Miao was so knowledgeable, so naturally it was not easy to continue to make trouble, but thinking that Yu Miao actually wanted to help him find a way to please Liu Kexin, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
Damn, that's Lao Tzu's ex-girlfriend, right...... Even if it's an ex-girlfriend, it's not a fake ex-girlfriend, right?
Yu Miao poured another glass of wine, and at the same time filled Xiao Bing's cup, raised the wine glass and said: "Brother Bing, let's have a good drink, I Yu Miao thinks it's worth it to be able to make you a friend in this life." ”
Xiao Bing had no choice but to accompany him to drink the wine in the cup, then wiped his mouth and said: "Don't think it's enough to say a few nice words, if Liu Kexin doesn't feel for you, I can't do anything, you really treat me as a love saint?"
Yu Miao smiled bitterly: "I don't regard you as a love saint, I think that even a woman like the eldest lady of the Ye family can be attracted by you, maybe you really have some unique charm." ”
"What do you mean maybe, that's a must!"
"Yes, yes, there must be. So I want to learn from you, well, learn about your temperament. To put it bluntly, I want to imitate you. ”
Yu Miao knew that Liu Kexin liked Xiao Bing, so he naturally wouldn't say it, but he began to study countermeasures in his heart, and he didn't talk about his appearance worse than Xiao Bing, let alone his family background, so it is very likely that Liu Kexin likes Xiao Bing's personality or temperament, and if you feel to me, I will just learn it.
Xiao Bing was stunned by what Yu Miao said, and said in surprise: "Learn my temperament?"
"yes. Yu Miao sighed and said, "Isn't it true that I don't have any tricks, Brother Bing, can you help me?"
Damn, of course I don't want to help you.
Xiao Bing secretly cursed in his heart, and then deliberately showed a look of embarrassment, and said: "Temperament is something that is indescribable and unclear, how should you ask me to help you? ”
"Alas, Brother Xiao. You may look at me very well, my family has been rich since I was a child, and my father is still an official, to put it bluntly, I am a second-generation son who does not worry about food and drink, and does not worry about the future, but I have never had any real friends in my life. Those friends of mine, all of them are profiteers, they don't say that I understand, they all talk to me and associate with me, all for my identity. ”
Yu Miao poured a glass of wine, Xiao Bing also drank it with him, and then picked up a skewer and listened to Yu Miao while eating.
"The same is true for the women around me, there are too many women who want to marry into our Yu family, I am not exaggerating to say that they can be lined up from Jiangcheng to the provincial capital, as long as I say a word, they are willing to marry me. ”
Xiao Bing scolded: "Damn, you are more attractive than Lao Tzu." ”
"Alas, what's the use, they all look at my family's power and money, not like Brother Bing, but you are also liked by women in your own conditions, this is true true love. ”
Xiao Bing touched his nose: "Damn, why am I so awkward to hear this." ”
Yu Miao said: "I know that those women don't like me, and these women are too monotonous, whatever I say is what, they look at me with hot eyes anytime and anywhere, to be honest, I'm tired of it." ”
Xiao Bing asked, "What about Kexin?"
"But the heart is different from them, they are eager to stick to me every day, as long as I speak, they all stare at me with affection, and treat me as an ancestor. But Kexin is different, Kexin is very easy-going on the outside, and can make friends with anyone, but she has never looked at me differently, other women want to marry me, only she wants to push off this marriage, other women are looking at me with affection, only she wishes I would get out of it early. Other women treat me like a baby, she treats me like shit...... Really, I've never seen a girl like Kexin, and it fascinated me all at once. ”
Xiao Bing nodded, and suddenly realized: "I understand, you are a disease, called not cheap and uncomfortable." ”
Yu Miao was puzzled: "I don't see it, I don't ...... it." ”
Xiao Bing said impatiently: "Oh, to put it bluntly, it means that you are purely cheap." ”
Yu Miao smiled bitterly: "Okay, maybe it's really like what you said, I'm purely cheap." But I can't help it, I can't control myself, I'm so inextricably in love with Kexin. I can do everything in my life, but love can't be compromised, if I can't marry Kexin, I can't turn a blind eye in this life. ”
Xiao Bing said: "I didn't expect you to be so infatuated." ”
Yu Miao picked up the wine glass and said, "Brother Bing is the same, I'll give you a toast." ”
Xiao Bing raised his wine glass, touched the glass with Yu Miao, and thought, I really can't compare with you, for example, Liu Kexin, you really walked with her, my heart is really not very strong, maybe this is also a disease, called too possessiveness.
After Yu Miao finished drinking, he poured Xiao Bing two more cups, at this time Yu Miao was already a little drunk, and said: "Brother Bing, if you refuse to help me, I will entangle you in the future, what do you say." ”
Xiao Bing said helplessly: "Then tell me, how can I help you?"
"For example, can you tell me about your personality?"
"Uh...... I am a gentle person, love and hate, filial piety to my parents, unity of partners, and I am also rich in five cars, talented and ....... ”
Yu Miao wiped the sweat on her head and said with a smile: "Brother Bing, pick two key keywords, what is the biggest difference between you and me?"
"The biggest difference...... I was a soldier, and you are a gentle second-generation son. I have always been very simple in doing things, acting like thunder, willing to think seriously when I encounter big trouble, dealing with it with my head and fists, and not minding simple violence when I encounter small things. ”
Yu Miao said: "I understand, it's more vulgar and violent." ”
"Damn, it instantly becomes a flaw in your mouth. ”
Yu Miao sighed, and scratched her hair with some annoyance: "I haven't learned kung fu since I was a child, and my father has taught me how to be a person since I was a child.
Xiao Bing said angrily: "If you have nothing to do with me, I'll go back, what is called rude violence, this is called a burst of justice." ”
Yu Miao grabbed Xiao Bing's hand and looked at Xiao Bing pitifully: "I don't care, anyway, you must help me take away Liu Kexin's heart." ”
Xiao Bing saw that Yu Miao was so pitiful, and thought about it, although he was very helpless in his heart, but he was indeed impossible with Liu Kexin, in this case, rather than letting Liu Kexin accidentally find a scumbag in the future, maybe the young young master in front of him who had a good family background and character in all aspects was a better choice, Xiao Bing sighed, and said helplessly: "Why are you so difficult, then okay, I'll help you with this, but can you let go of my hand, I have a little numb." ”
"Great. Yu Miao let go of Xiao Bing and said excitedly, "With your help, I believe that it won't be long before I can take away Kexin's heart." ”
Xiao Bing said: "If you want to learn from me, then we have to start from the most basic. Kindness...... Although your sports are still a lot worse than mine, they are quite good, and you don't need to learn this aspect. This way, women like men who are powerful and powerful, I will teach you a few tricks to ensure that you can catch them. First, if you go on a date with him tomorrow, don't eat any Western food or anything like that, just eat roadside stalls like you're looking for me. ”
Yu Miao glared and said, "How can this be done, what if it is unhygienic?"
After saying this, all the eyes around looked over, especially the employees of the barbecue restaurant, Xiao Bing lowered his voice and said, "You are a person, no one treats you as a dumb person if you don't speak." ”
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and whispered, "I'm afraid that unhygienic will not be good for Liu Kexin's health." ”
Xiao Bing asked, "Why aren't you afraid that I'm not in good health?"
Yu Miao glared and said, "How can you compare with Liu Kexin?"
, it turns out that the reason why this kid chooses a roadside stall to invite me to dinner every time is to let me get infected with bacteria as soon as possible, this is a murderous rival who wants to change the law!
Looking at Xiao Bing's unkind look, Yu Miao also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean that...... Actually, men and men eat at this roadside stall for that feeling, women's words...... Doesn't it seem unemotional?"
Xiao Bing rolled his eyes and said: "What do you know, this is called casualness, women hate that kind of hypocritical little white face the most, and what they like the most is that kind of casual and free man, don't you want to learn from me, then whatever I say, you can do it." ”
Yu Miao hesitated for a moment, thinking that this was the last chance to conquer Liu Kexin, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, whatever Brother Bing says, I will do it!"