"You just sent them to the police station?" Yang Meng asked Xiao Peng, feeding 'Roll' and 'Dandan'.

"Of course, otherwise I'll keep them braised with them?" Xiao Peng replied while feeding the koi, "That Lu Gang still wants to run, let me throw it away with an over-the-shoulder fall." Do you dare to do anything to Qianjia?

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "I think it's okay, if you sue her for another fraud now, then her life will be over." ”

Xiao Peng shook his head: "There's no need, you can't get along with such a person." Besides, do you think reporters eat white rice? The reporter already knows about this, and now she is blocking Yu Qian every day, how can you let me say that she is good?

"She can't help it, can you go out if she asks you out?" Yang Meng pouted: "So I can only come to your house to fight for luck." You said she wasn't like this when she was in school, why is she so virtuous now?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Okay, don't mention her, where have you died in the past few days? It's been so many days since you came over?"

Yang Meng was washing his hands after feeding 'fuck off', and smiled slightly when he heard Xiao Peng's words: "What's the matter?"

"Alas, I really miss you, don't you know, what kind of days I've been living these days!" Xiao Peng sighed.

Yang Meng threw himself on the sun lounger, took a can of beer and took a sip comfortably: "What unhappy have you encountered?

Xiao Peng was not angry, he lay down on the sun lounger next to him: "In the end, I still make trouble for myself." People say that I have four beautiful girlfriends, and I can't envy them, but who knows how annoying I am!"

"What's the matter? What are you bothering about? How good are they, are you still not satisfied?" Yang Meng's eyes widened.

Xiao Peng let out a long sigh: "It's harder for women not to be jealous than for women to skip meals, do you think they can respect each other and coexist peacefully? Please! How is it possible! Since Yali and Minnie were pregnant, I have fallen into blood mold." Today I want to eat roast duck in the middle of the night, and tomorrow I want to drink yogurt, and I have to buy it myself, I will go to it, don't they all say that foreign girls are more pregnant than Chinese girls? Whoever says this, I will slap his face repeatedly with a big mouth! I haven't had a good night's sleep for many days!"

Yang Meng shrugged after hearing this: "Dude, I can't help you with this, you have to make an appointment to solve the consequences yourself。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "Yes, I'm just whining, what else can I say? Who let the child in the womb be mine? Toss, let them toss hard, just wait for them to give birth to a child." ”

"Not necessarily, maybe there will be more things after having a baby. Oh, and Yumi and Jimma aren't pregnant? If you survive, you are definitely a good man!" Yang Mengle said.

"You don't have a bad idea. Xiao Peng said angrily: "I can't expect you to help me come up with ideas, chatting with you is not enough for me to be angry! I miss my mother now, it turns out that she is behind the house, and there are several women in the family who are not so noisy, and now my mother has gone to Kyoto, but now she has taken off the tight spell of Sun Monkey, and one by one she has turned the sky upside down." You said Mom, people of their age are more in love than we are!"

My mother has gone to Kyoto to meet Lao Du's family, and this Nima is developing too fast, right? Well, they are happy.

Yang Meng picked up the beer and clinked glasses with Xiao Peng: "Okay buddy, don't be depressed, we are really difficult brothers, I am not much better than you now, and I am also depressed." Haven't you seen that I haven't seen anyone in this time?"

Xiao Peng was happy when he heard it: "Hurry up, hurry up, tell me why you are depressed, say it and let me be happy and adjust my mood." ”

Yang Meng said: "Didn't you hurt it?"

"Let me, what's the matter with me?" Xiao Peng was stunned.

"Look, Mom and Lao Du are together, so I'm not in the mood to care about you, right? I also went to the blind date website to register an account for him, and it took a lot of effort to say that he was tempted. Do you think I'm a genius?" Yang Meng asked Xiao Pengdao.

"Damn, you can come up with this way, you are really a genius!" Xiao Peng didn't know what to say.

As a result, Yang Meng showed a wry smile: "Genius, absolutely born stupid, I have a special brain cramp to come up with this solution!"

Xiao Peng was curious: "Why do you say that?"

"I understand now, it's not that the strange won't send it on a blind date, I damn it, I've opened my eyes, what kind of monster there is!" Yang Meng took out a cigarette with a look of indignation on his face.

"Let's talk about it, let's talk about it, I damn it, I should prepare melon seeds and peanuts to listen to the story. Now it was Xiao Peng's turn to tease Yang Meng.

Yang Meng sighed: "I'll tell you just one." Well, there was a girl who was not as old as me and was going on a blind date with my dad!"

Xiao Pengle said: "Isn't this very good? Hasn't the stepmother series of the Japanese love action movie always been your favorite? This is still young! How suitable it is for you!"

Yang Meng gave Xiao Peng a middle finger and continued: "As a result, that girl went with a big belly! My father saw that this Nima was all messy? But out of politeness, he still invited the girl to have a meal. During the meal, my dad casually asked, "Why don't you have a big belly?"

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "Don't sell it, it's just interesting!"

Yang Meng said: "That girl said, you don't care who the child is, just do it, if it doesn't work, forget it." In the future, the house and car will be in her name, and she will first give a meeting gift of 88,000, and then give a bride price of 188,000. My dad can't have children yet, so he can only raise her. Do you think she's crazy?"

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded: "You're not joking with me anymore, are you?

Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "I hope to be joking, my father beat me hard for this, you don't know, I lost face at that time!"

Xiao Peng comforted him: "Maybe you have encountered something strange and unlucky." ”

Yang Meng pouted: "I thought so too, so I persuaded my father, not everyone is like this, you took a lot of effort before you said that my father would try again, so we met a few more." ”

"The result?" Xiao Peng asked.

Yang Meng lifted his clothes, and there were red bars on them: "What do you say is the result? Only more bizarre, not the most bizarre, I can see it, those people are going to go to the blind date website, then there must be something wrong, anyway, the blind date website arranges no one knows anyone, one by one, they all let go of themselves, that is called a love of whom." ”

"What's even weirder?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

"Of course, there is a woman, in her forties, let's not mention that look, that is, the kind that the aliens didn't take away when they came home and stayed on Earth, the requirements are high, and the house and car belong to her, and all the money belongs to her, oh, it's not that she doesn't give my father money, two hundred a month, saying that a man becomes bad if he is rich, and he is not satisfied with my father, because my father is married for the second time, and he looks too old, God, her appearance and capital dislike my father is old? Yang Meng said indignantly.

Xiao Peng couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it. To be fair, this Yang Meng and his father practice martial arts freely, he is strong, although he is more than fifty, but his spirit is very good, he looks like he is in his forties, how to say that he is young at his age, especially now, Yang Meng opened a martial arts gym for him, not to make money, but to teach children to practice martial arts for free, this old man has something to do, he lives happier, he smiles every day, he looks younger, how can anyone say that he is old?

"There is also a woman, who looks very beautiful and wears very fashionable, and when we met, I criticized my father, saying that my father's free teaching children to practice martial arts is a waste of life and a waste of money. If people want to live to old age and struggle to old age, they can't do nothing like this. I want my dad to show his motivation to fight again. ”

"Stop, stop!" Xiao Peng stopped Yang Meng: "This is not strange, right? People are motivated, this is a good thing, you think about the old couple fighting for a career together, this thing is also quite loving." ”

Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng, and said leisurely: "Dude, what do you know, that woman is dragging my father to be Amway。。。。。。 ”

"Poof. Xiao Peng couldn't help it. Haha laughed: "I finally know why the old man is smoking you, if it were me, I would also smoke you!

Yang Meng's face was full of grievances: "I know how this can happen? If I had known that it was so unreliable, I wouldn't have made trouble for myself if I was killed." ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "The old man is too ruthless, look at your 。。。。。。 ”

"Well, that's not the main reason my dad smoked me. Yang Meng said: "My father also took this as a joke when he got to the back, and he didn't take it to heart at all." ”

"Then why is he still smoking you?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.

"As a result, my father met a woman, and he was really serious, it was a college teacher, and the two chatted so hotly on the Internet. I felt that each other was suitable for each other before the two of them met, the woman also had a daughter, my father took me, and she took her daughter to meet for a while. Yang Meng sighed and said.

Xiao Peng listened to the gossip on his face: "This is a good thing! It sounds serious! This thing should be able to be done, right?"

"What a fart!" Yang said angrily: "As a result, as soon as we met in the restaurant, people had opinions about my father, and they directly rejected my father." ”

"Huh, what is this for?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.

Yang Meng took out a car key from his pocket and threw it on the table: "It's not because of it?"

Xiao Peng didn't understand: "What does this have to do with car keys?"

"People said, she saw that my father is now educating children to practice martial arts for free, it should be the kind of family background, but I didn't expect my father to drive a Japanese car, and other colleagues are either driving Mercedes-Benz or BMW, and my father is driving a Nissan that is embarrassing for her. My God, conscience of heaven and earth, doesn't my father make people disgusted with old age? I deliberately asked him to look younger in a Nissan GTR, and as a result, the god of war turned out to be a shameful car?"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Damn, how can you do this? You are also to blame for this, why don't you drive a supercar? There are so many supercars in the store, driving one scares them to death." ”

Yang Meng said with a bitter face: "Dude, don't you know, those supercars are all two-seater, aren't we four people?" And even if there are four-seaters, there is a speed bump on the ground that will hurt the car, and I don't want people to think that we are smashing it with money. It turned out to be so contemptible, what could I do? I'm desperate. What about a special college teacher, just this special quality?

Xiao Peng was amused: "University teachers don't need money? University teachers don't need to eat, drink, and lazar? Little comrade, I'm going to criticize you for your attitude! Isn't it okay for you to explain such things to them?"

"Explain, explain what? My dad left angrily! The funny thing was in the back, and when they saw that we were driving a GTR, their attitude changed again, and they turned their faces so fast. Not only did she want to 'try to get along' with my father, but she also asked her daughter to talk to me more to see if there was any possibility of further development!

Xiao Peng couldn't complain anymore, this pair of mothers is strange enough.

Yang Meng sighed: "As a result, just for this matter, my father completely beat me, and now what kind of blind date is it? After teaching the children every day, they run to the cafeteria, and they smoke me when they have nothing to do, and I can't live this day anymore! Dude, where did you say that we had so many troubles when we were poor? I can't be happy when I have a full stomach every day. Although I was poor at that time, I couldn't be happy every day. It's good now, why are there more and more troubles when you have money?"

Xiao Peng pouted: "How do I know what I do? I won't tell you, when I have no money, I think about driving a luxury car and living in a bungalow every day, and now I have all these things, do you know what I miss the most?"

"What is it?" Yang Meng asked.

"Don't call me cheap, but I really miss the time when we were poor and sitting in an Internet café playing games, eating barbecue and drinking beer.

How do you know that Yang Meng slapped his hands vigorously after hearing this: "Damn, it's really a coincidence, I thought I was the only one who was so cheap, so you thought so?"

"Huh, are you too?"

"Okay buddy, don't talk nonsense, it just so happens that you are also annoyed and depressed, let's go! Do you remember the old Li family in the city? When we went to school, didn't we say that we had money and went to him every day to masturbate? Today, our brothers have a good drink, and if we don't get drunk, we won't return!"

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