503 Fanwai Eight (5) Who is the same as this body
Yan Qi returned to the Arrow Hall after participating in the club activities of the academy, and saw that dinner had been placed in the hall, and there were Yuan Chang's version of Yan Xiaojiu who was flipping through the book and Yan Xiaojiu who was rolling his eyes sitting at the table.
"Looks like you're getting along very well. Yan Qi came in with a greeting.
"Daughter-in-law, are you back, eat first!" Yuan Chang pulled Yan Qi to his side and sat down, this time he changed to the opposite Young Master Yan Jiu and glanced at him lightly.
"How are you doing today?What are you both secretly doing at home?" Yan Qi took the chopsticks handed by Yuan Chang and greeted the two men cordially.
"You ask your brother!" Yuan Chang said with fire while sandwiching meat for Yan Qi.
"So what did he do?" Where did Yan Qi dare to question her family, Yan Jiuda, who only dared to bully her own boyfriend.
"......" Yuan Chang threw two big slices of meat into her bowl, "This kid just ran out with my face on his face and waved outside for a day!
"Xiao Jiu must have his reasons for doing this, but we just don't ask. Yan Qi took a piece of meat and gave it to Yuan Chang.
Young Master Yan Jiu: "......"
"I've successfully asked you for leave today, but Uncle Wu Twelve doesn't seem to believe it a little," Yan Qi looked at Yuan Chang and said, "I think if there is no way to change back to your body in a short period of time, you might as well tell the truth to Uncle Wu Twelve, he is not a person who is afraid of gods and ghosts, so he won't tie you two to a pillar and burn them to death as soon as he hears it." ”
"It's really not going to work, so that's it. Yuan Chang had no objection.
Young Master Yan Jiu only ate and didn't speak, and under his sister's stunned gaze, he ate three bowls of rice in a row and swept away most of the dishes.
"I didn't think you could eat so much before?" Yan Qi looked at Yuan Chang.
“…… I've always eaten so much!" Yuan Chang was depressed, "Of course you don't feel comfortable treating 'him' as Yan Jiu!"
"I don't think we can just expect the Arrow Hall to recruit more students to make money, otherwise our family won't be able to support you. Yan Qidao, "In the future, let's go to the palace every once in a while to eat at your brother-in-law's house." ”
“…… Are you looking for a beating, stinky little fat," Yuan Chang reached out and pinched her nose angrily, "Even if I don't become an official or receive a real job, my family also has the fields and farms assigned to me, and I can't be hungry for you." ”
"That's right, when the time comes, I'll get a little more fertile land from my uncle and my father, and it will be enough for us to spend a few decades of waste. Yan Qi nodded.
Young Master Yan Jiu & Yuan Chang: "......"
After eating, Yan Qi had to go back to Yan Mansion with Yuan Chang, who was wearing the shell of Young Master Yan Jiu, Yan Qi asked Young Master Yan Jiu: "Is it okay to sleep here, aren't you afraid at night?"
"I'm afraid. Young Master Yan Jiu looked at her with a smile, "You'd better plug the door at night, I don't want someone to sneak in with my body and do anything unspeakable, please try to restrain the two of you." ”
“…… Please when I didn't ask anything just now. "Yan Qisheng has no love face.
As a result, even if Yuan Chang wanted to do anything, he couldn't do it - Yan Jinglong's little bastard stuck to her like a dog skin plaster as soon as Yan Qi entered the house, and she couldn't pick it off, and kept telling how he played with sand, bows and arrows, and grandfather and grandmother this day, and Yuan Chang couldn't even find the time to interject.
It wasn't until this thing had to be pestered to ask Yan Qi to accompany him to take a bath when Yuan Chang finally broke out, and took the goods and strode to the front yard: "Do you want someone to take a bath with you?"
Xiao Eleven was so shocked that he didn't come back to his senses until he was thrown into the bath by Yuan Chang: "-You are not my brother!"
"Then who do you say I am?" Yuan Chang stared at him lightly condescending while undressing.
"Brother-never let me take a bath with him!" Xiao Eleven didn't know who this person with his brother's face was, but judging from his brother's usual urine, this person was definitely not his brother!
"Don't you just let it go now? Yuan Chang took off his essence and walked into the bathtub, brought Xiao Eleven over and began to rub the mud.
Little Eleven was rubbed into a mess, but this little one was born bold and fat, and it didn't take long for him to get used to it, happily tossing and turning in the hands of "his brother" to enjoy the ravage, and also observed very carefully: "Brother, why do you look different here from me?"
“…… That's it when you grow up. Yuan Chang replied speechlessly.
"Brother, why do you have hair here, why do I have no hair here?" Xiao Eleven continued to be thirsty for knowledge.
“…… You'll have it when you're older. Yuan Chang's face was black.
"Brother, why are you ...... here?"
"Shut up, Yan was shocked. Yuan Chang couldn't bear it anymore, so he turned the little bastard around and turned his back to him.
"Brother, why aren't your breasts as big and round as your sister?" Little Eleven stubbornly added.
"——!" Yuan Chang felt that his nosebleed almost flew out, "Yan Jinglong, are you looking for a beating?!"
"Brother, do you want to see elephants?" asked Little Eleven, turning his head hard and smiling.
"I don't want to. Yuan Chang didn't want to give this thing any chance to be naughty.
"Brother, let's have a water fight! I will be the Yan family army, and you will be a barbarian!" Little Eleven happily jumped in the bathtub, splashing a large splash.
Yuan Chang slapped his little bare buttocks, but the skin was very real, and it was as if he had been blown by a slap, and it had no effect at all, but he danced more happily, jumping and shouting.
…… In the future, let's only have one child with Yan Xiaopang, the bear child is simply terrifying!Yuan Chang pinched his eyebrows and thought to himself.
After washing it easily, the water in the bath bucket was spilled out by Xiao Eleven for more than half a bucket, and was carried into the bedroom by Yuan Chang, and threw it on the bed, Xiao Eleven rolled happily on the bed, arching the futon into a mess - not to mention his brother's bed in the past, even his brother's yard didn't let him in, but now he can be caught, and he has to make love with his brother's things!
"Get dressed and go back to your room to sleep. Yuan Chang was looking for a coat to wear from Young Master Yan Jiu's wardrobe while whispering coldly.
"Brother, let's sleep together! we can get into the bed and play tunnels!" Little Eleven suggested enthusiastically.
"Go back to sleep. Yuan Chang ruthlessly refused.
"Then let's call my sister to play together!" Little Eleven suggested again.
"Go back to sleep. "Yuan Chang.
"Brother, look, elephant!" Little Eleven stood up and shook.
"Go to sleep. "Yuan Chang.
"Brother, do you pee out of the bed at night?"
"Sleep. "Yuan Chang.
"Brother......" Little Eleven.
Yuan Chang took a few steps over, picked it up, and beat it according to his buttocks.
Xiao Eleven's crying called Yan Qidu from behind, knocked on the door and entered the house, and saw that this thing was holding Yuan Chang and wiping his tears, and the back of his little buttocks was red.
"Punched?" Yan Qi asked Xiao Eleven.
"Hmm. Little Eleven hugged Yuan Chang's neck hard.
"How can you look at the more you beat and kiss each other," Yan Qi looked at the two of them in confusion, "Yan Jinglong can't be a shaker, right?"
Yuan Chang's face was expressionless: "Hurry up and get this kid away." "I didn't pick him off my body for a long time just now.
"Yan Jinglong, let's go, go back with me, it's time to sleep. Yan Qi called him.
"I'm going to sleep with my brother. Little Eleven sobbed.
"What's the situation?" Yan Qi looked at Yuan Chang.
"I don't know. Yuan Chang also looked helpless.
In the end, the two gave up persuading Xiao Eleven, who had a strange mentality, and left him to sleep with Yuan Chang, Yan Qi went back and talked to Yan Er's wife, and by the way, he chatted with Yan Zichen, who had just returned from the camp, and the father and daughter chatted happily before they dispersed.
Early the next morning, Yuan Chang had breakfast with the Yan family except for Yan Zichen, who went to the court, with a dark face.
At the dinner table, Little Eleven proudly described how cute he was to pee on the mattress last night.
Yuan Chang took a shower three times in the morning and rubbed it three times, and he still felt that there was a smell of urine on his waist.
"Do you still sleep with your brother at night?" Yan Qi asked Xiao Eleven with a bad look.
"No!" As a result, Little Eleven's change of heart became faster than his face.
Yuan Chang: ...... Did this thing stay last night because he deliberately took revenge on him and beat him?
Today's weather is good, it is cloudy when you get up in the morning, it seems that the rain will start before noon, Yuan Chang sent Yan Qi to the carriage of the academy and went back to the Arrow Hall, but saw that Yan Jiu's lazy thing had not gotten up yet, so he had to go to the practice room to meditate.
At noon, Yan Qi came to the Arrow Pavilion and carried a Cui Xi with him.
"Be one that can attract thunder and lightning," Yan Qi said to him as he walked into the hall, "I'm afraid it's too dangerous, and a flash of lightning has turned into a pair of paste-huggy sparrows." ”
"That must be dangerous," Cui Xi smiled, "What's more, as you said, the ball of lightning light at that time didn't directly split the two of them, right? ”
"How can this be done?" Yan Qi spread his hands and looked at the two poor little men sitting in the hall.
"If you really want to use thunder and lightning to try, find a kung fu master to help," Cui Xi said, "I'm afraid that only Second Uncle Yan can take on this role." ”
"Think about him one last minute. Yuan Chang suddenly said, if Yan Lao Er knew, I was afraid that he would not let him go back to Yan Mansion as Yan Jiu - becoming Yan Jiu was already depressed enough, and now even Yan Xiaopang couldn't stay with him for a while, how difficult those days were!
"And even if I try now, I won't necessarily succeed. Young Master Yan Jiu also said slowly.
"If you don't try it now, when will you try?" Yuan Chang looked at him.
"You need to look at the stars. Young Master Yan Jiu lowered his eyelids, unfathomable.
"Anyway, I'll make the demine-guiding device and put it here, when you want to try it, take it out and use it. Cui Xi said with a smile.
"I'll give you a hand. "Yan Qidao.
The two of them went to the side hall and took the tools brought by Cui Xi to tinker there.
"If these two can't be replaced, what are your plans?" Cui Xi asked Yan Qi with a smile while moving the knife flexibly.
"It's not my plan, it's the plan of both of them. Yan Qi sighed, "Xiao Jiu has been reading books for so many years, he can't give up his future because of this, Yuan Chang's good kung fu that Xiao Xin has worked so hard to practice is gone, how easy it is to practice from scratch, plus he has become Yan Xiaojiu and my younger brother, it can be imagined." Xiao Jiu can also use Yuan Chang's identity to shadow his career as an official, and Yuan Chang can't just verbally teach his disciples the art of war, martial arts, and archery......"
"None of this matters to him," Cui Xi smiled lightly, "The important thing is that he can't marry you again, I think that's the most painful thing for him." ”
"yes, what can he do, poor fellow. "Yan Qidao.
Cui Xi laughed, lowered his head and fiddled with the tools in his hand: "This problem actually doesn't need to be considered. If he can see it and let it go, so what's the matter if he takes you to the end of the cape like this?"
……
"Yan Jiu, you'd better prepare for the worst in advance," Yuan Chang looked at Young Master Yan Jiu, "I think it's very likely that we won't be able to change back, your sister is an example." ”
Young Master Yan Jiu raised his eyes from the book and glanced at him lightly: "This should be said to yourself." If I can't get it back, I don't have much to lose, at most I have to put it in a disgusting body, and I have to comb my hair every day to this disgusting face in the mirror, presumably after twenty or thirty years, I will get used to it. Even if you can't get it back, you can do what I want to do, but you may not. ”
Yuan Chang laughed and looked down at his hands, although they were too far from the hands in his flesh, they belonged to him now, and it was very likely that they would always belong to him.
"Do you underestimate me, Yan Jiu?" Yuan Chang retracted his fingers and clenched them, far less powerful than his original body, "Although this body is already at this age, it is too late to practice any kung fu, but you must know that I may not have other strengths, but I can endure hardships." If I can't change it back, I can still train this body to the same level as the original body, even if I suffer unbearable hardships for ordinary people. ”
"So you're saying this, are you waiting for me to praise you?" Young Master Yan Jiu looked at him lightly.
"I'm going to tell you, Yan Jiu," Yuan Chang raised his eyes and looked at him, his eyes were determined and confident, and he was stoic, "Just like you, even if I change my body, I can do what I want to do." ”
What he wants to do, of course Young Master Yan Jiu knows what it is, except for the career that he and Yan Qi want to create together, there is only the life he wants to spend with Yan Qi.
"So I'm talking to you about this for nothing else," Yuan Chang picked the corners of his lips, "just to prepare you mentally." ”
……
"I think it's necessary for me to send a letter to my uncle to talk about this matter, so that he can be mentally prepared in advance. After sending Cui Xi away, Yan Qi returned to the front hall, took a pen and paper and came out to wave it on the table.
"What's the matter with your uncle?" Yuan Chang cut watermelon for her to eat.
"If you can't change it back, he has to know why I blew with 'Yuan Chang', in case someone has been waiting to drink his niece's wedding wine, and the makeup that has been prepared in his hand will not be able to be sent. Yan Qi said.
"......" Young Master Yan Jiu glanced at her slowly: Are you sure that person really wants to drink your wedding wine as soon as possible?
"Maybe as soon as I received the letter, Uncle Yi would immediately run back to see the rarity," Yan Qi looked up at each of them, "It's a strange thing that hasn't happened in a thousand years, why don't you have to study it up close and have fun?"
Yuan Chang: "......" Why do you think that this pair of uncles and nephews are very excited to encounter such a thing......
The rain continued until the evening, there was not much thunder, there was even less lightning, and Yuan Chang could only look at the rain and sigh while meditating and practicing qi.
Young Master Yan Jiu came back from carrying dozens of books from the Dao Pavilion, and buried himself in the book all afternoon, Yuan Chang occasionally passed by and picked up a few books from it to read, and saw what the titles of the books were, "Ancient Thaumaturgy", "Taoist Lost Soul and Frightened Dafa", "Lushan Spell Secret Record", "Liujia Lonely Void Secret Method", "Astrology Treasure Book" and so on.
Yuan Chang: ......
In the evening, when Yan Qi came back from school, he still had dinner with Young Master Yuan Chang Yan Jiu in the Arrow Pavilion.
Yuan Chang has been bored in the Arrow Pavilion for two days, and he is tired of seeing Young Master Yan Jiu, and he has even begun to miss the guys who are out of tune in the comprehensive martial arts team, and asked Yan Qi how the comprehensive martial arts team has prepared in the past two days while eating, and the next opponent is Yuanhan Academy, which has emerged in the past two years, and it is not easy to deal with.
"You just asked," Yan Qidao, "The opponent is very awesome, and he sent all the battle books today." ”
"War book?" Yuan Chang raised his eyebrows, such a second-level opponent is really rare, and the two courts will start a war soon, and they will send a war book over in one fell swoop.
Of course, the intention to provoke and provoke Jinxiu can also be regarded as a tactic.
"What does Wu Changge say?" Yuan Chang is very calm in this regard, in terms of tactics, his current attainments are no worse than those famous think tanks of Kang Shao Muyu, there are three walls of books on the art of war and strategy in the study of the Arrow Pavilion, even if he cut off his career path in order to be married to Yan Xiaopang, it will not prevent him from continuing to learn these things.
A soldier for one day, a soldier for life.
"In a word, let's think for ourselves, don't go up and be embarrassed. "Yan Qidao.
"Since the other party came to the battle letter, it must have sufficient countermeasures to restrain us, especially you," Yuan Chang looked at Yan Qi, "You and Xiao Chen's long-range attack, every team feels a headache, Yuan Han is so elated, it seems that the form of the position has been fully arranged, and the first thing is for you and Xiao Chen." ”
"What about the captain, I'm almost crying. "Yan Qidao.
"I don't think there will be much change in the form of the other party's position, it must still be based on a labyrinth position, and then make some traps in the details," Yuan Chang put his hand on Yan Qi's shoulder, lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "I'll go to find Wu Changge tomorrow." ”
"You're now Xiao Jiu, Captain. Yan Qi reminded him.
"I'll play as Yan Jiu. Yuan Chang said word by word.
"Go up and give away someone's head?" Yan Qi looked at him.
"Daughter-in-law, your husband and I don't just have brute force. Yuan Chang took her shoulder and smiled, "I still have experience and strategy." ”
"Mom, it's so stylish, little Jiu's dear, can I kiss your little face?" Yan Qi asked Young Master Yan Jiu.
Young Master Yan Jiu: "......"
"It was decided. Yuan Chang was neatly preparing to end the conversation on the comprehensive martial arts.
Suddenly, I heard Young Master Yan Jiu's words sent over lightly: "As the captain, I have no choice but to participate in it reluctantly." 166 Reading Network