Students are resistant to learning because they are very eager to behave, they are not cared for by others, but they are very eager for others. I also use my feelings to impress them, hehe, with my ability to brag about the king, what can't I make up?"

He made an ambitious plan to attend classes for a few days, observe a lot, and then start with the naughtiest students and visit his home to identify weaknesses and attack them.

When he was thinking happily, the principal called: "Xiao Liao, you see that the weather is so good today, will Mrs. Smith come out for afternoon tea?"

Liao Xuebing was shocked: the flatbread he painted at the beginning is now time to eat it. If you can't meet the principal's "small" requirements, I'm afraid you can only stay in school for a month. His brain was racing rapidly, and he smiled faintly: "Headmaster, it's too troublesome to talk in circles all the time, let's make it clear, you are interested in Mrs. Smith's falling flowers, but Mrs. Smith is ruthless, right?"

"Well, how do you know? Alas, your boy's eyes are quite poisonous, but you are only half right, and I have never dared to mention this to my wife, so she does not know, let alone be ruthless. ”

The principal saw with his own eyes that Mrs. Smith was very kind to Liao Xuebing, and even with respect and appreciation, how could he not understand that this was a clue that could be broken through?

Liao Xuebing secretly laughed in his stomach: The principal's little tricks, I'm afraid the whole school knows about it, and he still hides a chicken feather.

"In that case, I want to ask you, do you know the true meaning of pickling girls?" Liao Xuebing began to pretend to be an old pedant and said to the principal.

"Why do you ask?"

"I hope you answer me honestly. First of all, I want to tell you one thing, in the area of Suzaku Street, everyone else calls me a love saint, only what I can't think of, and there is nothing I can't soak. Some people also called me a 'middle-aged woman killer' because I know a lot about aunts over 40 years old and are particularly lethal. You must have read last year's family marriage survey report, 10% of families divorced, and at least half of that was related to me. ”

——The real situation that makes people break the glasses is that Liao Xuebing has never been favored by women since graduating from university.

But the principal didn't do an investigation, listening to him boast so much, and then thinking of Mrs. Smith's attitude towards him, he believed a few percent in his heart, and hesitated and said: "Uh, Xiao Liao, then let me tell you a reference, I don't have much experience, my wife who married thirty years ago was introduced by a matchmaker, and I can't talk about any feelings." But she died four years ago. ”

"It's a pity. Liao Xuebing mourned deeply, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned your sadness." ”

Unexpectedly, the principal changed his words: "Haha, so I don't have a psychological burden anymore." ”

The old guy is really energetic...... Liao Xuebing organized the language and tried to show the self-confidence that a love expert should have: "Chasing a woman, you must first know yourself and your opponent, in order to win all battles, Mr. Principal, let me ask you, do you know Mrs. Smith? Do you know what brand of perfume she likes, what TV shows she likes to watch, and what topics she likes to talk about? Do you know her past experiences and current thoughts? Do you know her family and marital status, her daily life, her happiest things and the saddest things?"

The sweat on the principal's forehead trickled down, and he stayed for a long time before squeezing out the words: "...... I don't know. I just think I'm deeply fascinated by her noble temperament. Do you need a reason to love someone?"

"Love certainly doesn't need a reason, but chasing love requires means. ”

"Well, you're right, I don't know anything about Mrs. Smith. What do you say I should do?" the headmaster on the other end of the line sat down abruptly, scratching his Mediterranean hairstyle head, which had few hairs left.

It is undoubtedly very pleasant to control a person's psychology, Liao Xuebing at this moment is very proud, his pale face is also a little ruddy, and he said with a smile: "The first step at the moment is to understand Mrs. Smith in an all-round way, read her, in order to guess the type of man she likes the most, and then you appear as the closest to the image of the lover of her dreams, nineteen can be done." Maybe you don't need to be courteous at that time, and she will fall in love with you and stalk you. ”

The headmaster swallowed his saliva and asked eagerly, "Then how can we get to know her?"

"It's a long process that requires meticulous observation, patient research, and rational judgment. Liao Xuebing seemed to be teaching elementary school students, and his stomach was already laughing.

The principal was slightly disappointed and said, "Things seem to be tricky, I don't know where to observe and how to judge and analyze. ”

"Don't worry, Headmaster, I'll work with you for a month at most to get Mrs. Smith into the best of the day. Do you have me as a staff officer, are you still afraid of failure? If you can't get into your wife's bed within three months, I'll come to see you!" Liao Xuebing swore that he would make a military order, jokes, even if he didn't succeed, would the principal dare to speak out? Anyway, you don't need to have the capital to talk big.

The headmaster was pleased again, and said, "Then I will leave this matter to you, in which café does Mrs. Smith have afternoon tea?"

If it weren't for the phone, Liao Xuebing almost wanted to jump up and poke his finger and scold: "Hey, are you a little determined, okay? In case you rashly appear in front of your wife, dress inappropriately, speak inappropriately, and lower your score in her mind, will there be any drama in the future? Wait for me to help you observe for a while, where will the days be in the future!"

"That's good, that's good. The principal smiled and said, "I'll have a treat for a drink in the evening!" ”

Drinking again? I don't know if I'm known as a fanatic in the wine country? But because of the appointment with Jiang Feng, I had to politely refuse: "Principal, tonight is very important for you, you have to use this time to recall the bits and pieces of your previous contact with your wife, and organize them into documents for me to read, so you can wait until tomorrow to talk about drinking." What's more, I am a person who is responsible for the students, and I will have classes tomorrow, and I need a lot of time for the handouts of the lesson plans, so I must not miss anything. ”

"Oh, that's it, that's it!" Tonight was destined to be a sleepless night for the headmaster.

After Liao Xuebing watched TV, it was not early, he ate a bowl of noodles, rubbed for a while, and it was already evening, so he went to Jiang Feng's appointment. Song Yuhao and the second-grade director Yu Dinglou were there, and several people greeted each other for a while, Yu Dinglou saw the new subordinate staff for the first time and said some scenes as usual, Song Yuhao was very impatient to interrupt his long official tone. Liao Xuebing is the head snake of Vermilion Bird Street, familiar with the road, the boss saw him and pleasant, and called several good-looking girls in the store to accompany him.

Jiang Feng was half-pushed at first, but when he saw everyone hugging those girls with heavy makeup and laughing freely, he had no choice but to pretend and naturally put his hand on the buttocks of the remaining girl.

Except for Liao Xuebing, everyone at this party was drunk.