Chapter 291: Concubine Ai, You're So Ugly!
"I'm old and sleepy, so I'll go to sleep first, and if you two aren't tired, watch TV again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Wang Yan said with a smile, and then turned around and walked into the room.
Seeing that Wang Yan's door was closed, Chen Nan looked at Concubine Dongfang Yun and scratched her head, "Concubine Ai, where do I sleep?"
"How do I know!"
Concubine Dongfang Yun rolled her eyes and said angrily.
Chen Nan's face was full of unhappiness when he heard this, and he said depressedly: "What kind of attitude do you have, if it weren't for helping you pretend to be this bullshit boyfriend, Lao Tzu would have run home with you, an ugly girl, so that there is no place to sleep now!"
Ugly girl!
Concubine Dongfang Yun was stimulated by these two words.
It's okay to do it once or twice, but Chen Nan, this guy, actually said that she was ugly one after another, which is unbearable!
"Don't go too far with the surname Chen!" Concubine Dongfang Yun clenched her pink fists, stared at him with fire-filled eyes, and said word by word: "You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my appearance!"
Seeing her so angry, Chen Nan was happy in his heart, scratched his head and smiled: "With your IQ, you are simply an idiot, do you still need me to insult you?"
"Smack......
Concubine Dongfang Yun slapped her face on the coffee table, her beautiful eyes widened, and she roared: "Chen Nan, you bastard, you want to die!"
Chen Nan scratched his head and grinned: "It's still the same sentence before, if I am a ****, you are a mother ****, if I am a bastard, then you are a bastard." Hey, I can't believe that you bastard looks like a person. ”
"Ahhhh
Concubine Dongfang Yun jumped up angrily, stomped her little foot and pointed at Chen Nan, wanting to scold him for being a bloody dog, but she didn't know how to scold.
"What's wrong with you little ones, why are you arguing?"
The door opened, and Wang Yan walked out with a puzzled face.
"Auntie, it's okay. Chen Nan pulled Dongfang Concubine Yun into his arms, hugged her and said with a smile: "A little thing just now made Concubine Yun unhappy, it's nothing big, I'll just coax it, you don't have to worry, go to bed early." ”
Being held in her arms by this hateful guy, Concubine Dongfang Yun couldn't wait to give him a few slaps.
However, her mother was watching from the sidelines, and she couldn't have a seizure, so she had to stretch out her lotus arm to wrap around Chen Nan's neck, looking intimate: "Mom, don't worry, I'm not angry, I'm just playing with Anan." ”
Seeing the little couple so affectionate, Wang Yan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then I'll rest assured, you guys should go to bed early." ”
Seeing the door closed again, Concubine Dongfang Yun directly pushed it, broke free from Chen Nan's arms, puffed out her eyes and dropped the word "death ****", turned around and walked towards the bedroom.
"Aifei, slow down, wait for me!"
Chen Nan hurriedly stood up and followed Concubine Dongfang Yun into the room.
When she came to the room, Concubine Dongfang Yun slammed the door shut, then rummaged through the cabinet, and soon found the extra quilt, spread it on the ground, and said, "Hey, do you sleep on the ground or do I sleep on the ground?"
Chen Nan looked at her with a smile and said, "Wouldn't it be better for us to sleep in bed?"
"You want to be beautiful!"
Dongfang Yunfei's eyes widened, and she pointed to the ground and said, "You sleep on the ground, I sleep on the bed, do you understand?"
"Why do I sleep on the floor?"
"I'm a woman, okay!" Dongfang Yun Concubine pouted: "Do you know what it means to pity fragrant jade?"
Chen Nan's head tilted: "Pity a fart, even if you pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, then you have to be a piece of jade, I can pity it, right?" But you are a broken stone, how can you let me regret it?"
Concubine Dongfang Yun resisted the urge to run violent and swallowed this evil breath.
Gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the floor, right?"
Chen Nan scratched his head, and said with an unhappy face: "Concubine Ai, you see that in this season, although it is quite warm during the day, the temperature is still relatively low at night, in order to prevent colds, let me help you warm up, right?"
Dongfang Yunfei rubbed her fists: "The surname is Chen, you'd better get to know each other, don't force me to do it!"
"Your mother is sleeping next door, you dare to do it with me?" Chen Nan looked indifferent and said, "Besides, you can't beat me." Even if I force you tonight, what can you do?"
Looking at Chen Nan's sinister face, Concubine Dongfang Yun panicked and hurriedly took a few steps back.
For Chen Nan's **** nature, she knows better than anyone else, she has suffered several losses before, although she was not eaten by him, but he took advantage of a lot of cheapness.
It's so dangerous to be alone with such a hungry wolf!
"You...... You'd better not mess around, it's a big deal for me to have a showdown with my mom, and tell her the truth, you're an impostor!"
Seeing that she was frightened by herself, Chen Nan smiled proudly, and spread her arms and lay on the ground in a big shape, "Look at what scares you, as if I really want to do something to you." Let me tell you the truth, with your ugly appearance, I really don't like it, uncle. ”
Seeing Chen Nan lying on the ground, Concubine Dongfang Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
However, Chen Nan's last sentence made her full of anger; do you think, a beautiful woman with a good look is said to be an ugly girl by Chen Nan with a clear conscience, can she not be annoyed?
Bastard, you wait, my aunt will take revenge sooner or later!
Concubine Dongfang Yun opened her bag and took out some clothes from it, "I'll go take a shower first, don't open the door, if my mother comes in and sees the floor, then I'll be a goof." ”
Chen Nan shook his hand: "Go ahead." ”
This room is with a bathroom, and Concubine Dongfang Yun took her clothes and walked towards the bathroom.
As soon as the bathroom door was closed, Chen Nan subconsciously looked at the bag that Concubine Dongfang Yun put on the bed, and was a little curious, what would this woman's bag contain?
Standing up and coming to the bedside, Chen Nan glanced into Concubine Dongfang Yun's bag, but he didn't see anything, but he felt like a thief in his heart.
Or...... Open it up and take a look?
Chen Nan rubbed his hands, couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and stretched his hand into the bag.
However, when he was halfway through, he held back again, patted his head, and retracted his hand.
"Calm, calm!"
Chen Nan knew that there must be Dongfang Yunfei's underwear in it, and if he opened it and saw it, he would definitely be boiling with beast blood and couldn't calm down at that time. In order not to let himself suffer, Chen Nan decided to give up this "great" peek plan......
"Click......
The sound of unlocking was heard, and the bathroom door suddenly opened.
Concubine Dongfang Yun's hair was wet, her pretty face was still stained with a lot of water droplets, and her snow-white jade neck was full of seductive luster, she licked her lips lightly, looked at Chen Nan and blinked, and said with a smile: "Chen Xiaonan, my sister is going to take a bath, and her clothes are all stripped naked, don't peek." ”