Chapter 111: The Great Summoning Technique
When all the details were finalized, it was already dark, but the enthusiasm for the two of them to communicate did not diminish, but became more and more high, after all, they had a common topic.
In this way, the two of them chatted until late at night before resting, and Lin Xiaomonkey's hand was about to be broken.
Early the next morning, Tang Xiaobao was called to the study by Lin Wenfeng, took out a bank card and handed it to him, and said, "You go down the mountain today to order a few clothes for Lin Xiaohou, and then buy some fruits and come back, if you want to eat, you can do it yourself." β
Of course, Tang Xiaobao didn't have any opinions, he had long wanted to go down the mountain to take a look, if he hadn't lost the competition, he should have been eating hot pot and singing in the city two days ago.
He won't let go of the hard-won opportunity to go down the mountain.
Tang Xiaobao asked, "How much fruit do you buy?"
Lin Wenfeng thought about it, he really didn't know how much fruit a monkey could eat, but the fruit would not be bad if it was left for two more days, so he said: "You can buy it back according to the appearance of a monkey of nine or ten catties, a total of forty or fifty, as for the type, it is arbitrary." β
Tang Xiaobao, who was still a little sleepy, suddenly woke up, what happened to buy nearly 500 catties of fruit, or buy it for those monkeys, when did his master become the Animal Protection Association.
Tang Xiaobao thought that Lin Wenfeng was wrong, and confirmed: "Master, are you sure to buy ten catties each of those monkeys?"
Lin Wenfeng nodded and said, "Yes, what's the problem." β
What is the problem when the problem is big, Tang Xiaobao stabilized his emotions and said: "Of course there is a problem, why do you buy so many fruits for these monkeys?"
Lin Wenfeng said naturally: "This is a reward for Lin Xiaohou, can I still break my promise if I promise it?"
"No, why does it want to buy so many fruits?" Tang Xiaobao asked puzzledly, in his opinion, if you want it, you have to order what you need, if you want so many fruits and so many monkeys, you can eat them all in a day or two, what's the use?
So Lin Wenfeng explained why Lin Xiaohou wanted to buy these fruits.
As soon as he heard this, Tang Xiaobao suddenly lost his temper, it seems that Lin Xiaohou was too deeply influenced by "Journey to the West", didn't they see that the fruits that Sun Wukong brought to Monkey Sun were all robbed by him?, what can I do now, buy it honestly and talk about it.
But he thought in his heart that it was time to instill the concept of currency in Lin Xiaohou, otherwise what if he asked for some strange items next time, Lin Wenfeng is not an ATM, and he is so tired of being a big brother.
Sighed and went down the mountain with the bank card, but he didn't plan to use Lin Wenfeng's card, he was ready to ask for his father's assistance, all his expenses after staying on the mountain for so long were indeed paid by Lin Wenfeng.
So he was ready to repay Lin Wenfeng and prepare a surprise for Lin Wenfeng.
Tang Xiaobao walked halfway up the mountain, and the thief looked around to see that there was no one, so Tang Xiaobao took out his mobile phone from his pocket and used a very coquettish and shameful action (similar to the action of Ultraman Tiga's transformation).
Digging out his father's phone, he shouted, "Great summoning technique, summon the God of Wealth Father." β
"Beep~" The call went out.
didn't ring twice, and Tang Zhongqiang's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey~ What's the matter!"
Tang Xiaobao said in a greasy tone: "Yo~ My dear father, whether he is in good health recently, I haven't heard from my father for many days, and I miss it very much, and every midnight the feelings of longing come to my heart like a stormy wave, and I can't disperse it for a long time." β
After speaking, he symbolically choked up, indicating that he was in a very sad mood at this time.
Tang Zhongqiang listened to it over there with black lines, how could he have such an unobtrusive son, and asked again, "What the hell is going on?" β
Tang Xiaobao opened his mouth and said: "Yo Yo Yo ~ Look at what you said, can't your father call to say hello if you are fine, you make me very sad when you say this, no, I have to suffer a serious physical and mental blow, I want to go to the hospital, and you have to reimburse the medical expenses." β
Hearing this, Tang Zhongqiang understood that this bastard boy called to ask for money, so he said angrily: "Say, how much!"
Seeing that the goal was achieved, Tang Xiaobao said: "It's still my father who knows my heart, and there are not many, just give me 18 million flowers, too much, let's take it too conspicuously, we have to keep a low profile." β
After saying this, Tang Xiaobao immediately pulled his phone away, because a storm was coming: "What do you say, little rabbit cub, you say it again, seven or eight million, you sold Lao Tzu to see if it is worth eight million, do you think Lao Tzu opened a bankγγγγγγ β
Balabala scolded a lot, and sometimes Tang Xiaobao wondered if his father used to talk about cross talk, and how he scolded people one by one.
When he heard that there was no movement on the other end of the phone, Tang Xiaobao said: "Father, don't be angry, what if you get angry, what should you do, I was just joking with you just now, in fact, you just need to give tens of thousands of yuan." β
Tang Zhongqiang was really angry, although tens of thousands of yuan was not much, he still asked: "What do you want money for?" β
So Tang Xiaobao explained where the money went, and Tang Zhongqiang said: "Send me your master's card number, and I'll give you money now." β
Then he hung up.
After a while, Tang Xiaobao received a text message: "It has been remitted." β
In an instant, Tang Xiaobao was like a spring breeze, picked up his mobile phone and jumped down the mountain.
On the way, he still hummed a little song: In the spring, in the spring, there is such a gust of wind;
O blower, O blower, drifted into outer space;
Although I don't always have any money, I go out and grab the bill;
And smart, humorous, and handsome;
Don't like me easily, don't fall in love with me easily;
I am a wolf in the lonely wind;
I've got to feed it
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And Lin Wenfeng on the mountain was sitting in the courtyard at this time, looking at Lin Dalu beside him and said, "Huh~ Have you become fat?"
There have been a lot of things in the past few days, and Lin Dalu will patrol the mountains with David every day, so Lin Wenfeng hasn't paid attention to Lin Dalu for a few days, but this attention is terrible, and Lin Dalu's entire waist is thick.
When Lin Dalu heard Lin Wenfeng's words, he looked back at his body carefully, not only did he feel that he was not fat at all, but he felt that he was still slender and handsome.
Lin Wenfeng reached out and pinched the flesh on its waist, not to mention that the muscles were gone, and gradually began to grow fat.
Lin Wenfeng asked curiously, "What have you eaten these days?"
Lin Dalu thought about it carefully and said, "It's nothing, it's just some potato chips, popcorn, biscuits, etc., I can't remember too much." β
It's all about unnutritious and unhealthy food, so it's no wonder that he's gained so much fat.
Looking at Lin Dalu's indifferent look, Lin Wenfeng said: "You can't go on like this, you are not allowed to eat these things in the future." β
This was a kind of torture for a foodie, and Lin Dalu retorted on the spot: "No, I'm going to eat." β
Lin Wenfeng didn't bother to compete with it, its temper Lin Wenfeng felt it thoroughly, and said: "Whatever you want, anyway, let me find out that you have a little more fat on your waist, and then honey will say goodbye to you forever." β
Lin Dalu was really anxious now, his head could be broken, blood could flow, and honey could not be lost, he showed his determination to Lin Wenfeng on the spot, and the meat on his waist would definitely not grow a little more.
Lin Wenfeng only said one sentence to see your performance, and then lay on the chair and closed his eyes to recuperate.