Yu Qian's expression was obviously a little embarrassed.

Yang Meng said: "Kun'er, buddy will help you so much." Brother Peng and I went to the city a few days ago and saw Yu Qian helping people sell clothes, how can our classmates lose their jobs like this? Now Yu Qian is our interpreter at the race track, and she is beautiful and white-voiced. It's only been a few days, and there are more suitors after that. Brother, you can do it. ”

"I see who dares!" Feng Kun kicked his eyes, ran to Yu Qian, knelt on one knee, took out a small box from his pocket, and opened it with a diamond ring: "Yu Qian, you marry。。。。。。 ”

As a result, without waiting for him to finish, Yu Qian pushed him to the ground, didn't say anything, and rushed out of the courtyard gate of Xiao Peng's house.

Feng Kun sat on the ground and didn't react for a long time: "What does she mean by this?"

"You're so stupid!

"Oh!" Feng Kun quickly got up from the ground and chased out.

Xiao Peng hurriedly said: "Feng Kun, remember 'bold and careful, thick-skinned', do these seven words, I guarantee that you will be invincible!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a sneer, Xiao Peng looked back, and Ji Ma and several people were behind him, still holding colorful flowers or something, this was to see Feng Kun propose, and he was ready to wish him success, but he didn't expect Yu Qian to run away. I just heard Xiao Peng coming up with a bad idea。。。。。。

"Honey, are you very experienced!" Alippi looked at Xiao Peng with a smile.

Xiao Peng hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Wronged, aren't I anxious for Kun'er?"

Yali pointed at Xiao Peng: "I'll settle accounts with you in the evening!" After speaking, he returned to the room with someone.

Yang Meng patted Xiao Peng's shoulder: "Mourning。。。。。。 ”

"Save your size! You are so special that you pit me!" Xiao Peng was so angry that he sat by the pool and sulked.

Yang Meng sat down beside him, handed Xiao Peng a cigarette, and moved his injured hand at the same time: "Brother Peng's medical skills are awesome!

"No matter how bad you are, I don't care about you if you're so masochistic!"

"I'm not a masochist, what is self-abuse! To be honest, Brother Peng, I really admire you. ”

"What do you admire me?" Xiao Peng asked curiously, taking the cigarette.

"You can really stay at home, if you let me live your current life, I would have committed suicide a long time ago, how can I say that sentence? It turns out that the two of us are still very good at tossing, but now it feels like we are locked in a cage. After Yang Meng finished speaking, he went back: "Now we seem to be living a life after retirement in old age, do you feel like this?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "That's because you don't have children, and if you have children, you naturally don't think so." At that time, you will put all your energy on the child, 'do not know the kindness of the parents', this is really reasonable, think about the parents pull themselves so big, only when you become a parent can you understand the hard work of your parents. ”

Yang Meng didn't answer him, noncommittal.

Xiao Peng suddenly sat up straight: "Mengzi, I have something I have actually wanted to ask you all along." ”

"What's the matter?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

"You've been changing every day all these years, aren't you tired? And you're so awesome, so many women haven't conceived a child for you, don't you have any problems, do you want me to check it for you?" Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng with a playful expression.

"!" Yang Meng waved his hand and said, "What kind of problem do you have, Lao Tzu is good! Lao Tzu is like you, and he doesn't know how to protect himself, looking at the child, one by one. Why do you say you are raising so many children? Do you need to raise children to prevent old age?

After finishing speaking, he saw the 'rolling' on the side, Yang Meng grabbed it, turned over and rode on the body of the 'rolling': "What kind of people raise what kind of things, this guy is also like you, a litter of red pandas!"

'Rolling' looked aggrieved, but he still let Yang Meng ride on him, and he has not let Yang Meng bully him for so many years。。。。。。

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "Hurry up, you think you are Chiyou!"

In Chinese legends, the Yellow Emperor's mount is a dragon, the Yan Emperor's mount is Dapeng, and Chiyou's mount is a panda. For this matter, let the Yellow Emperor make a joke。。。。。。

After hearing this, Yang Meng reluctantly turned over from the 'rolling': "The poorer you are, the poorer you are, the poorer you are." In the future, let's see what happens to your children after you die!"

"Bah, crow's mouth, I won't die if you die!" Xiao Peng said.

"But seriously, how long have you been scolding people for your two children?, why do you still want children?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Xiao Peng laughed and said: "How many children do I have? There are more people than my children everywhere, we say that Huaxia says family planning, but the poorer the place, the more family planning is not observed, do you know why?"

Yang Meng shook his head: "How can I know?

Xiao Peng shook his finger: "It's really not because of this, they can't help it." Because of poverty, poverty is thinking about change, giving birth to a bunch of children, first of all, these children will be laborers when they grow up, and secondly, if they grow up in the future, which one will be promising, this family will have a better life!"

Yang Meng disagrees with this view: "But how many children are there in such a family?"

Xiao Peng said succinctly: "Because of education, there are more children, and the child's education will naturally not keep up, but now this society is not the original for a long time, oh, if you can do it and endure hardships, you can mix well, and now you don't know a single big character, no matter how hard you can endure hardship, it is also a life to move bricks." ”

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "Ryoma and Xiaowu don't have much culture, aren't they also doing well now?"

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "If those people hadn't met us and mastered Chinese proficiently, what would they be like today? Don't think that language ability is not 'culture'." ”

Yang Meng shrugged: "I can't say you, you just have a point." By the way, I haven't asked you, what kind of race are your children? These little mixed-race children don't look like us Chinese. ”

Xiao Peng was triumphant after hearing this: "No matter what they look like, they must be Han Chinese." My sons, I don't care what they look like!"

Yang Meng pouted: "What kind of Han are they, besides, isn't our country recognized as a 'first-class foreigner, second-class official, third-class young people, and fourth-class Han'? What are you proud of as a whole Han nationality?"

Xiao Peng pointed out his middle finger at Yang Meng: "You know what a fart! Our Han nationality in China is not a pure race, but the backbone of our China!"

"It's not a purebred race, what do you mean?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Xiao Peng explained: "In fact, there has never been a Han nationality in the world, or if there is, it has disappeared in the long river of history. ”

"What, what are you kidding?" Yang stared.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "This question is easy to explain, have we Chinese people always thought that we were 'descendants of Yan Huang'?

Yang Meng nodded: "That's a must!"

Xiao Peng continued: "We generally think that the Han people belong to the Central Plains, right? In the history of our country, the Central Plains is mainly a very small number of places in the southern part of Henan and Shanxi, western Jiangsu and northwest Anhui, and the Yellow Emperor originated in the area from Qinyang to Tianshui in today's Gansu, and the Yandi originated from the Loess Plateau from Longdong to Shaanxi, these areas actually do not belong to the Central Plains, for a long time, the people here were called 'Beidi', are they still Han people?"

"I'm asking you, the Western Zhou Dynasty, which was founded in Xi'an during the Shang and Zhou dynasties, was it Han nationality, right? But in the Spring and Autumn Period, the Qin State was also born in Shaanxi, but it was defined as 'Xirong', and it became an ethnic minority. But in the Tang Dynasty, the capital was Xi'an, where it became Han again. Do you think this definition of Han nationality is accurate?"

Yang Meng scratched his head: "Then the Central Plains Han people who used to live in the Henan area are finally pure-blooded Han people, right?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "To be precise, the Han nationality is only an artificial regional division in a certain period, this ethnic group does not have its specific definition, but is established to distinguish it from the surrounding areas, you said that the Han people living in Henan, with the changes of history, have also had large-scale migration, due to various reasons such as avoiding war, the Han people have been migrating from the Central Plains to the south. ”

"If we look at it purely from the perspective of cultural traditions, now our Hakka people in China have purely inherited the cultural traditions of the Central Plains people at that time, for example, they speak ancient languages, and there are historical traces of customs and habits. They may be the real Central Plains people, but now they can only exist as a minority group. But I tell you, don't worry about it, there are no purebloods in the world now, and all purebloods have been buried in the soil for tens of thousands of years. All pure-blooded people have been buried in the earth for tens of thousands of years, and now only the ignorant people talk about the bloodline race. ”

Yang Meng's face was puzzled after hearing this: "But why can scientists still distinguish between human races now?"

"Even through genetic comparison, as long as there is a little bit of the same, it is the same species, and even 70% of the same genes can hardly be found, let alone 100 percent, so where do pure-blooded people come from? Now our Han nationality is actually a mixed race of many ethnic minorities, and the history of our China is the history of aggression and aggression, and those who migrate to remote areas become ethnic minorities, and those ethnic minorities who unify the Central Plains will carry out massacres and slaughter the Han people. In the end, I found that the 'species' became more and more mixed, more and more chaotic, and now you let me say that the Japanese people are pure-blooded Han people, I believe it, as for us, then forget it. Xiao Peng waved his hand and said.

"Besides, what do you say, 'first-class foreigners, second-class officials, third-class young people, and fourth-class Hans', this special yellow calendar of the Year of the Monkey? Are foreign adults eating now? We have a lot of 'foreign adults' here, and we are not like our grandsons? Officials? Sweetly being stared at and being anti-corruption, life is not easy. Moreover, to tell the truth, being an official is a profession, and although there are those corrupt and evil officials, more of them are really busy with the common people. ”

Yang Meng was sullen after hearing this: "What's special is to chat with you, and let you give me an education lesson, it's really not enough for me to worry." I won't talk to you about that anymore. No, I've had enough of it here, and I've decided to find a place to relax!"

"Where are you going?" Xiao Peng was also interested after hearing this.

Yang Meng said: "There are many places I haven't been to." I'd like to go to South America. You can't get out anyway, what the hell are you going to do?"

"Who said I couldn't get out?" Xiao Peng was anxious.

Yang Meng pouted: "You have a lot of wives and children." And the country is staring at you, it's strange that you can get out. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Peng sighed, what did Yang Meng say? But when he heard Xiao Peng's words, he was interested: "How do you plan to go to South America?"

Yang Meng replied: "This is simple! I have already thought about it, in two days Di Wei and his family will go to Taiwan Island to participate in Marseille, I will go over to meet them, and then take a boat from Taiwan Island to Mexico." And from there, play all the way south. ”

Xiao Peng's eyes lit up after hearing this: "This arrangement seems to be really good。。。。。。 ”

"You can't go together, don't worry, you can follow my Weibo, and I'll send you a photo to see!" Yang Meng said triumphantly. "That night, you were kind and let Yu Qian work at the racing track, I can't say anything, you heard her say let it go, but the woman's heart is needle, who knows if she still hates you? That's why I made a fuss and spoke for her. If she still has a conscience, she shouldn't drip you much. That way, I'll be relieved to go out and play!"

Xiao Peng came back to his senses at this time: "Then you called Feng Kun here for this reason?"

"I'm killing two birds with one stone, let Feng Kun pester her, naturally I won't have time to deal with you, besides, Kun'er likes her, don't I'm doing a good deed! You said that this Kun'er is also a failure. It used to be embarrassing to pursue people who were poor painters, but now that he has money, he can't catch up with people. I said that this Kun'er is quite suitable for Yu Qian, and he doesn't care about Yu Qian's bumpy first half of life, only about Yu Qian's wonderful lower body. Gee. Yang Meng lay on the bench with a cigarette in his mouth.

After hearing this, Xiao Peng acted as if he didn't know Yang Meng: "Damn, you tell me honestly, are you an alien wearing my brother's skin? Can you say such profound words? Is this still you?"

Yang Meng got up and gestured his middle finger: "If people don't grow, can they do it? Is this called Dazhi Ruo foolish? Okay, I'm also a big boss now, okay, don't talk nonsense with you, when I come back from South America, I will bring you souvenirs, Cuban cigars, I'll bring you a boatload!" You just look at the photos of my trip in front of the computer full of jealousy!"

“。。。。。。 Get out!"

"Well, I'll get out!