The two introduced each other, Liao Xuebing is a person who is not good at talking, Li Qingyuan is probably a scholar with the kind of high-mindedness, and he doesn't seem to like politeness very much, and the atmosphere is not embarrassing or embarrassing for a while. After holding each other for a moment, Li Yuzhong said, "Teacher Liao, you are here to guide me in my study, right? Come to my room, there are many people here." "Pull Liao Xuebing to leave.

Liao Xuebing confessed to the two parents and went up to the second floor. Li Qingyuan looked at his wife, with a little helplessness in his eyes, after high school, his son became more and more cold, and almost never communicated with his parents, even if the teacher came, he still went his own way. But he seems to have a good impression of the head teacher.

"Li Yuzhong, I was about to communicate with your parents, what did you ask me to come up for?"

"Alas, Mr. Liao, my dad knows all day long that he loves to study his calligraphy and paintings, and my mother thinks about perfume and cosmetics, and she is too lazy to talk to them and has no common language. Li Yuzhong took him into the room and pulled out a carton of comic books and discs under the bed: "Teacher Liao, let you see my treasures." ”

This room is very tastefully furnished, about 30 square meters of space, the walls are painted white, with a large poster of the big star Murong Bingyu, two desks, one for computers, one for TVs and game consoles, the windows are wooden frames, which can be pushed open from the inside out, and a sun lounger and a pot of jasmine are placed on the balcony. There are also puppet models and several replica sabers in the small cabinet.

"Boy, I guess you must think that your parents don't care enough about you, right?" Liao Xuebing lay on the soft big bed, stretched, found a comic book at the bedside and flipped through it.

"Yes, how do you know? My wife never asks anything but my grades, and she is annoyed. When I was a child, I didn't dare to resist, and then I was in high school and mixed with curly hair, often didn't go home at night, and scolded several times at first, and then I didn't care about me. ”

One wants Jackie Chan to lose the right direction, and the other is in the period of rebellion and going farther and farther. Liao Xuebing said disdainfully: "If your parents don't care about you, then who cleaned up your room?" I guess you didn't do it yourself." ”

"It was cleaned up by the servant. Li Yuzhong thought for a while, and then said, "Sometimes my mother will help me clean it herself, but I don't like to let her into my room." ”

Li Yuzhong wanted to please the teacher, took out a stainless steel box of cigarettes in the small drawer and handed it over, and said with a smile on his face: "The special limited edition Warboro was stolen from my father." ”

"Marlboro? This has to be hundreds of dollars a box, right? Uh, how many firecrackers are buried in it?"

Li Yuzhong hurriedly pointed to the sky and swore an oath, "If I dare to harm the teacher, the heavens will be destroyed!"

Liao Xuebing took out a twist and twisted it, lit it, inhaled the smoke into his lungs, and reveled: "It is worthy of being a world brand, good taste, enjoy it!"

Li Yuzhong also took one and wanted to smoke it, took out the lighter and was about to light it, Liao Xuebing slapped the table: "Good boy, forget what I am doing? Dare to smoke in front of me?

Li Yuzhong was so frightened that he hurriedly threw away his cigarettes, and carried two bottles of Bordeaux wine from 94 years and two crystal glasses in the refrigerator, and said with a smile: "Teacher, I have hidden these two bottles of good wine for three months, and I am reluctant to give them to him when the Mongolian army comes." ”

Liao Xuebing slapped the table again: "Boy, I'm here to visit my family! I'm not here to drink! By the way, find a plastic bag for these two bottles of wine, and I'll take them away." ”

Li Yuzhong really didn't know how to figure out other people's thoughts, let alone how to please people, so he had to blindly take out what he thought was the best, and after filling the precious Bordeaux wine, he rummaged through the small cabinet and took out a stack of DVDs disguised as fairy tales.

"Li Yuzhong, you're too disagreeable!" Liao Xuebing snatched the disc and threw it out of the window, and said coldly: "I'm not here to entertain you, make this clear." Sit down on a chair for me, with my waist straight and my hands flat, and how the normal posture of the class is now. Laugh, believe it or not, I'll stab you to death!"

Only then did Li Yuzhong know that Lao Liao seemed to be playing really, and glanced at the treasures scattered in the night sky for many years with pity, and did not dare to defy the majesty of the teacher, so he obediently sat on the chair.

Liao Xuebing took out a transcript in the folder he carried with him and said: "Xiao Lizi, it's not that I want to talk about you, you are too uncompetitive." This is your final exam score last semester, I will read it, 49 points in Chinese, 21 points in mathematics, 58 points in history, 46 points in geography, 33 points in physics, 20 points in chemistry, 55 points in foreign language, and I did not pass any of the seven subjects. But this is a previous thing, and I don't want to pursue it, we are based on history, look to the future, and focus on this semester. Look at you, you're late all day long and skipping school, when school is a public toilet, you can come and go when you want? Can you learn well if you go on like this?"

"I, I don't have talent, I get dizzy when I see a book, I want to sleep, I might as well sneak out and play. ”

Liao Xuebing turned to the second page of Li Yuzhong's classroom discipline record, and couldn't help but be furious: "What bad did you do by skipping class in the second chemistry class this afternoon?"

Li Yuzhong scratched his head: "I had a cigarette addiction, and I hid in the toilet with Mengjun Wang Long to smoke." ”

Lao Liao jumped up and hit him in the head: "Smoking? I don't know how the word tuberculosis is written, right? The next time I catch you skipping school and smoking, then you will die." "Hate iron is not steel, I really want to press the cigarette butt in his face, and finally hold back angrily.

Li Yuzhong shrank his head and secretly complained: "Damn! Teacher Liao is even more violent than curly hair." ”

"I will now set a few standards and rules of conduct for you, which you must abide by even if you die. In terms of study, you can't be late, skip class and leave early, the current goal is to have an average score of more than 60 points in the mid-term exam, and I will chop you a finger if you are one point less. ”

Li Yuzhong said with a bitter face: "Teacher Liao, let me live, my foundation is so weak, and I have a midterm exam in a month, how can I learn so much in time? ”

Liao Xuebing ignored him and said, "I will try my best to choose a person with better grades to tutor you, supervise you, and give me feedback on your daily learning." Li Yuzhong interjected: "Piean is pure, she has good grades." Liao Xuebing continued: "Personally, you can't smoke, drink, dye your hair, and wear slippers to school." In terms of life, every time I see my parents, I must say hello loudly, I must have more than 100 conversations with my parents every day, and I should also help my mother with housework. Don't try to fool around this, I'll call your father and mother to ask about it. ”

Li Yuzhong shouted: "If you want me to say hello to the two old immortals, I won't do anything to kill them." ”

"What?" Liao Xuebing's face changed instantly.

Lao Liao's parents died early, often regretting that they could not fulfill their filial piety as soon as possible, "the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, the son wants to raise and does not wait", whenever I think of these two sentences, I will be alone for a long time, the thirst for family affection is much more important than ordinary people, and the most hated thing in life is not the great traitor, but the generation who does not know filial piety.

"What do you call them? Tell me again. I didn't see any movements and expressions from Liao Xuebing, but the temperature in the room suddenly became gloomy and cold.

"I, I call them Mom and Dad......" Li Yuzhong finally felt the obvious change in the teacher's attitude, if he said just now that he was still a little joking, now he was completely angry, like a moment of calm before a storm, which overwhelmed him.

"Well," Lao Liao's face softened, "just do as I say." If done well, I have a reward. ”

Li Yuzhong breathed a sigh of relief and asked hurriedly, "What reward? Give a big red flower or a pen and notebook? ”

"Relax...... I'm not as stupid as you say. Let's teach you how to fight, the kind of fighting technique that a person can fight three or four people alone, one kick can tear the opponent's internal organs, and one punch can hit his eyeballs to burst......"

Li Yuzhong excitedly continued: "A slap can smash his full mouth! Great, Teacher Liao, you must teach me!"

Lao Liao lay back and smoked: "Of course, the premise is to comply with the few tasks I have assigned, otherwise I will break your mouth of teeth first." Also, yesterday's incident, you dig a resistance in your heart and bury it, don't tell others. ”

"I promise not to say it, and I will let Meng Jun, Wang Long, and He Lian not say it. Even if the director of discipline tortured me, I would never say anything. Li Yuzhong nodded again and again, and said in his heart: "It's okay to swallow your anger and be a good child for a few months, and when you learn deadly fighting techniques, isn't it the world for me to travel?"

"Okay, that's it, take me down, I want to talk to your parents. ”

"Teacher, isn't it okay? My parents are both dead-brained and not very open-minded, my mother only cares about which new cosmetics store has opened in Zhonghai City, and my father's mouth is the turning point in calligraphy, Tang Dynasty and Song Ancestors Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms. You certainly don't have much to say to them. Li Yuzhong is only afraid that his parents will tell right and wrong, and if he makes the teacher angry, it will be miserable if he has a good beating.

Lao Liao's brows twisted into a Sichuan character: "You are really a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water." ”

Li Yuzhong heard this sentence and hurriedly said: "My dad is practicing calligraphy in the study at this moment, and my mom should be watching TV shopping shows." ”

"Okay, let's go and see how your dad practices calligraphy first. I think I was also known as Yan Feng Liu Gu Liao Xuebing back then, what scene have I never seen?"