Seeing that Xue Zhiqian agreed to give out red envelopes, Li Zhifan was overjoyed, which was equivalent to a buying and selling transaction, so he found a few more texts and passed them to him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But for Xue Zhiqian, who is on the other side, these words just provide him with ideas, and the lyrics that take shape in the end are still very different from these words.

Despite this, Xue Zhiqian still did not hesitate to send red envelopes.

The first time he opened the private bag, Li Zhifan was nervous and excited, put down the mobile phone and rubbed his hands before opening it, hoping to have good luck.

"Congratulations, you have grabbed Xue Zhiqian's "Joker Skill" red envelope, which has been included in the backpack and can be withdrawn and used!"

Well?

Why is there no option for this private package?

And although this "Joker Skill" is novel, I don't know what it is for.

Just when Li Zhifan was about to go to the backpack to find out, the mobile phone buzzed, and Xue Zhiqian actually sent another red envelope.

Li Zhifan was full of joy, if this private bag could be sent all the time, how good would it be?

Although he thought so in his heart, he still replied: "Lao Xue, you are too polite, just send one, yours!"

According to the general logic, the other party must have replied: "No, no, no, you help me like this, and you should send a few red envelopes." ”

Then there are several, or even a dozen red envelopes!

It's a pity that Xue Zhiqian's behavior did not go according to Li Zhifan's plan.

A few minutes later, he said, "Oh, then I won't post it! Is there a joke like the one just now?

Burst!

Li Zhifan couldn't help but pump his hand, didn't he do it himself?

After finding a few more texts and sending them to Xue Zhiqian, Li Zhifan opened the second red envelope he had just sent without hurry.

"Congratulations, you grabbed a song by Xue Zhiqian, which has been stored in the backpack and can be withdrawn and used. ”

It's just a song!

Li Zhifan's flesh hurts even more, and the next time he has this kind of opportunity, he will definitely not say anything polite.

In the backpack.

I grabbed a lot of gifts tonight.

In addition, the ones I grabbed before were not used, and there were already more than a dozen unused items in the backpack.

It was already more than three o'clock in the morning, and Li Zhifan simply didn't plan to sleep, so he opened these red envelopes one by one.

first dismantled Zhang Hanyu's "C-level Actor Skills", and a golden light burst out of the mobile phone and instantly drilled into Li Zhifan's body.

In an instant, there was a pause in his entire consciousness, and then countless indescribable feelings surged up.

First of all, there are many memories of the past in front of him that have been slowly amplified, and in these memories, there are various emotions such as ups and downs, joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and these emotions are deeply imprinted in his chest.

Then there are the characters, parents, classmates, friends, and even passers-by who occasionally glance at them, and the details of their bodies are gradually magnified, and even some of their physical actions become slow motion, imprinted in their hearts like all the emotions just now.

This process lasted for five minutes, which can be said to be fleeting, but it can also be said that the days are like years, during the whole process, Li Zhifan felt that time passed very slowly, but after the end, he felt that it passed too quickly.

Then, Li Zhifan opened the "Voice Charm Buff" that he grabbed before.

The voice can also be part of the acting skills, especially the kind of rich and clear voice, which can make the audience remember an actor more.

When "Voice Charm Buff" was absorbed by Li Zhifan, the whole person's throat was numb and itchy, and there was a feeling of being gently scraped by a blade, which was more comfortable.

After that, he opened Lin Chaoxian's "Editing Skills" again, and this time the red envelope didn't have any special feelings on the body, only seeing a golden light rushing into his body.

Then there is Xue Zhiqian's "Joker Skills", which is the same as the feeling of "Editing Skills" just now, there is no special reaction, and there is no change at all.

After that, Li Zhifan was ready to see what the song he had just received was.

I clicked on the small disc icon in the backpack compartment, and the song intro instantly played automatically in my mind.

Li Zhifan closed his eyes, and the details of the song's production, MV, including the lyrics all appeared in his mind:

"You're on this familiar street!"

"Read all the lines you've prepared!"

"I'm still being stubborn and lying!"

"There's no way to block it, the direction you're going!"

"At least I'm generous when we part!"

This song is not just listening, but also deeply rooted in Li Zhifan's mind.

When it came to the chorus, he was able to sing along directly and smoothly.

"What else do you want from me, what do you want?"

"Your sudden text message is enough to make me sad!"

"I can't forget, you don't have to remind me!"

"Even if that's how it ends?"

"What else can I do, what can I do?"

"In the end, it's not the position of a lover!"

"You never think, why should I do this!"

……

The next room.

The sleeping woman suddenly woke up, got up, frowned, listened carefully, and lay back down.

But as soon as I closed my eyes, I felt like someone was singing.

Turned over and picked up the mobile phone on the table and took a look, four o'clock in the morning!

"Singing in the middle of the night?"

The woman was startled and hurriedly pushed the man next to her, "Hey, did you hear anything?"

"Huh?" the man slept soundly and asked in a daze, "What?"

"Singing! Someone is singing!"

"No!" the man rolled over, "Sleep, sleep, what time is it?"

When the woman saw the man like this, she pricked up her ears and listened, but she was still not at ease, and went down to the window, and then to the door, but the song was not at all, and she could not help shaking her head and returning to bed.

But as soon as I closed my eyes and put my ears to the pillow, the singing that seemed to be there came again!

At the same time, a similar situation occurred in several rooms.

They have one thing in common, that is, they all live around Li Zhifan.

Fortunately, the sound insulation effect of the hotel room is not bad, and Li Zhifan is also afraid of disturbing the people, so he is in control, otherwise he will really sing hi, and the people of Xiangshan can hear it.

……

The next day, at three o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Zhifan slept until this point before getting up.

It's not that he woke up by himself, but Zhao Yiduo's phone.

"We're here at Elephant Mountain, where are you?"

"I'm in the hotel!" Li Zhifan yawned.

"Then we'll go straight over, you wait!"

"Okay, come here!"

After Li Zhifan finished speaking, he added, "By the way, help me buy a boxed lunch, I haven't eaten yet!"

"Haven't eaten yet?" Zhao Yiduo looked at the time, it was already three o'clock now, and he hadn't even eaten lunch, so he asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Li Zhifan didn't eat lunch or breakfast, so he opened his mouth and said, "Whatever!"

Zhao Yiduo smiled: "Okay, then I'll go and see where there is anything to sell." ”

Hang up the phone.

Li Zhifan was about to get up.

However, when he was about to put on his socks, suddenly his brain twitched out of nowhere, and an idea popped up.

So I picked up my phone and took a picture of my sock-wearing feet, and then planned to post a quick blog.

But when it was sent, a long picture suddenly appeared in my mind involuntarily.

"What?"

Li Zhifan closed his eyes and thought about it carefully.

The picture and text that seemed to be like a log became clearer and clearer, and when he saw the words "Teacher Xue", he instantly understood, this ...... Could it be that Xue Zhiqian's "Joker Skills" provides?

After Li Zhifan read this picture and text, he couldn't help but smile, this picture and text is not particularly humorous, but it is also quite funny, this is the difference between jokes and jokes.

You can point to a joke for a year, but the joke may be nothing after you laughed at the time, but you will always remember it afterward.

Especially this kind of funny joke.

At that moment, Li Zhifan changed the text, downloaded the Kuaibo assistant, and used the Changkuaibo editor to start "creating"...... Uh, transcribing --

"Boat socks are the most popular thing in summer, but how many people really understand the culture of boat socks?"

"Everyone also knows that although Mr. Li, who has traveled from south to north, is at the forefront of fashion, he is also a person who is willing to share his skills with everyone. ”

wrote two paragraphs of text, Li Zhifan put the photo he just took and marked the text on the picture: This is not a children's sock, it is my boat socks!

Then he wrote:

"First of all, the purpose of boat socks is to allow you to show your ankles, giving people the illusion that you can look so good without socks, and at the same time cause others to imitate them!"

"Then during the company's physical examination, or daily dinner parties, it can be drawn out of the boss's keen sense of smell, so as to achieve the purpose of promotion and wealth!"

"Boat socks were also once favored by many football teams, and after saying goodbye to the high socks that were about to be worn to the armpits, everyone kicked gentlely, tenderly like water, and humbled each other, and some were even embarrassed to shoot!"

"But today, Mr. Li wants to teach you an unknown way to wear the most fashionable top boat socks!"

"The following two ways to wear it, not forgetting environmental protection in the beauty, only need to apply a small amount of nail polish, which is impressive!"

Li Zhifan then took two photos and added them to the long blog.

Both are stuck between the toes at the edge of the sock, but one shows the middle finger and the other has the index and ring finger out.

And indicated: Trends 1 and 2.

Then, Li Zhifan continued to edit the text:

"Some friends may not be used to this way of wearing at first, and they will be a little uncomfortable!"

"But trust me, if you wear it for a long time, slowly you will get more and more ...... If you don't feel comfortable, don't wear it again. ”

"That means it's not for you!"

"Then you can wear it in the following way—"

Immediately there was another photo, this time the socks only covered the thumb on the foot, and the other four fingers were all leaking.

Li Zhifan also made a beautification of this picture to make it look shiny.

And with the text below:

"So sharp!

It's really a low-key wise man, people with connotations can understand it at a glance, looking for a confidant, just the moment they look up, a confirmation between their eyebrows!"

This is not the end, Li Zhifan took out a nail clipper, cut five cuts on his socks, and then put them on his feet, and then took a photo.

After looking at it, I retouched the picture again, and used the sticker function of the software to make a thumbs up pattern in the lower left corner of the picture.

"Finally, the ultimate fashion nirvana is for you.

"Breaking the Cocoon into a Butterfly"

After embedding the image, it wrote:

"I won't explain much about this trick, you ask a customer to eat a Japanese meal, and you will know how powerful it is. ”

"Don't thank me, your success is my wish!"

……

After the release of this fast blog, many fans who paid attention to Li Zhifan came to leave messages.

At the beginning, the comments were all like this:

"Let's advertise!"

"With my experience of watching celebrity fast blogs, this is definitely an advertisement for boat socks. ”

"Don't look at it, I guess it's for sure!"

"I also guessed, if it weren't for the advertisement of the boat socks, I would eat Xiang live!"

"I'm going to chop and hang live!hahaha!"

"Count me in!"

"The current ad is so mad that I can't open it!"

"How much does this company cost?"

Ten minutes later, the comment turned out to be like this:

"Hahaha, if you don't see the last person, you must not expect the real ending!"

"Crazy, if you wear it like this, you will definitely be beaten to death!"

"The brain-dead will wear it like this, everyone can just watch it!"

"It's really not an advertisement, but it's really a flavorful fast blog!"

"Just said that it was an advertisement live broadcast to eat Xiang and chop hanging?"

"This is the most interesting blog I've seen today!"

"This is the funniest Kuaibo I've seen this year!"

"This is the most bibliometric fast game I've ever seen in my life!"

"That's a joke, isn't it?"

Half an hour later, the comments all turned out like this:

"Look at my—"

This is a boy, although it is not a boat sock, but he still cut five holes according to the third method written by Li Zhifan and wore it out.

"Haha! look at me—"

It was a girl who had five holes in her short black stockings and had her photograph taken, and she had nail polish on each of her nails.

Then, many netizens uploaded pictures and imitated them.

Some netizens actually ran out in shoes and stood in the middle of the square dance aunt and took a photo.

More and more people are joining, and more and more netizens are imitating.

For a while, Li Zhifan's fast blog was actually on the hot search.

"Oh my God! are you crazy?"

A netizen couldn't help but sigh, but a few minutes later, she shared a photo on Kuaibo -

A baby just a few months old, with a small sock leaking out of his five fingers on his feet, a sleeping baby and a comic festival form a unique landscape.

The netizen also laughed at himself: "In the future, the baby will not need to buy socks, if you wear it like this, a pair of socks can be worn until the age of five, right?"

……

in the hotel.

Li Zhifan sent a quick blog and ran to take a shower, not caring about the follow-up at all.

When Zhao Yiduo knocked on the door in a hurry, he was still blowing his hair.

The door opened, and Zhao Yiduo squeezed in and yelled urgently: "Zhifan! It's really yours! What are you posting on your fast blog?

"Isn't it?"

Li Zhifan opened his mobile phone with a smile and glanced at it.

In just half an hour, the number of reads has reached 130,000, the number of comments has reached 2000+, the number of retweets has been 3000+, and the number of likes has reached 6000+!

"Oh my god!"

Li Zhifan couldn't help but gasp, this is the effect of the joke?

This record ...... It's terrifying, isn't it?) )