readx;? [Premise: Suppose that the entire Wei and Jin dynasties lived the life of a modern constitutional monarchy.] Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Important: The empire allowed same-sex marriage.

Background: Brother Lu is newly married, has no children of his own, and is in the life stage of taking his younger brother Wei Jue, who is in middle school, as a son. 】

As soon as he graduated from college, Wei Qi couldn't wait to marry his goddess Yu Shaohua.

Graduated in June, got married in July, honeymoon in August, and reported to the graduate school in September. Without delaying anything, he used a prosperous wedding that envied others, and it was rounded...... Brother Lu's little princess dreamed.

Castles, lawns, champagne, flowers, long wedding dresses and large skirts, Wei Qi has been designing his Western-style wedding since he was six years old.

Yes, Western. At a time when most families respect tradition and insist on choosing classical oriental weddings, Brother Lu, who has been reluctant to go to the second secondary school for a long time, adopts the foreign wedding he aimed at when he was a child in order to be different. For this reason, he even did not hesitate to give up the Wei family's private island, renting a Duke Castle that is basically never open to the public, a baroque luxury classical, novel and complex shapes, strong prominent colors, and free and dynamic rhythm.

A dream-like wedding, a dream-like honeymoon, and a dream-like graduate student life of a husband and wife.

It wasn't until the National Day passed in October that Brother Lu's dream woke up.

I was woken up by my own brother.

Wei Qi has a baby brother who is seven years younger than him, and he is said to be a younger brother, but in fact, he is no different from his adopted son. The younger brother's name is Wei Jue, since he was a child, Yuxue has been cute, smart and sensible, and when he was still in kindergarten, Wei Jue showed his talent in calligraphy art early and won many international awards. When I was a child, I was still lonely in the children's group, and when I was a little older, I went to abuse the adults. The character of the perfect male god is praised as the younger brother of the people on the Internet, and they have swiped the screen to say "The country owes me a younger brother like Wei Jue!".

Only Wei Qi can proudly think with his chin held high, the country does not owe my brother, because Wei Jue is my brother, hehe. Wei Jue is a winner in life, and I am the brother of a winner in life!

As a result, in the golden autumn and September of this year, the winner of life gave the brother of the winner of life a nuclear explosion-level "newlywed surprise".

In a fit of rage, Wei and his wife went to pick up his younger brother from school and prepare to take him and his wife to a healthy, green, and art-filled postmodern restaurant he had recently discovered.

As a result, Wei Qi saw his younger brother skipping class and kissing a strange wild man in the grove behind the school gate!

Mrs. Wei had to correct Wei Qi: "First, it's not a casual stranger, it's your brother's friend Tuoba Liuxiu; second, it's not a man, at most it's a boy about the same age as your brother." Thirdly, they weren't kissing, were they? ”

The sunshine, the falling leaves, the young man, to be honest, that scene is quite beautiful.

Wei Qi's brain was still dead, and he only replied to his wife instinctively: "Your explanation is not helpful. ”

After Wei Jue came back to his senses, he ran away with his wife with a red face, he was pretending that he had never been to Wei Jue's school at all, and his face was more panicked and overwhelmed than Wei Jue after being forced to come out.

Mrs. Wei really can't understand her husband's lack of guilt in being a thief, yes, in her opinion, Wei Qi is a thief in her opinion, as if it is a shameful thing to stir up the foundation: "How many years has the same-sex marriage law been introduced? Are you still rarely homophobic? No, how do I remember that you have a friend who is a, and he also served you as a best man." ”

Wei Qi has a total of three best men, Wei Jue, Tuoba Liuxiu and his friends.

As a result, it now seems that the three groomsmen are actually, which is scary.

Wei Qi's face was loveless, and he knelt down and begged his wife not to say anything more. At this moment, Wei Qi was holding a transparent water glass, standing against his brother's bedroom door in a panic, wanting to overhear something.

As for why Mrs. Wei is also there, of course, it's because she's also curious~\(≧▽≦)/~, not surprisingly, this is the first love of her brother, who is like a male god. It turns out that the male god also has his first love, I don't know if he will also write love letters, play the guitar, and send chocolates. Seeing a love that is so simple that a kiss will only touch lips or something, it's like seeing a litter of newborn milk dogs, so cute that people's hearts are about to melt.

Wang and her husband Wei Heng were downstairs and said strangely: "Boss, why did the two of them come back suddenly?

Father Wei put down the newspaper, thoughtfully, and said with an expression that knew his son like his father: "It's not that you want to ask for money, or you want to listen to gossip." Anyway, it's all a problem that can be solved with money. ”

Wang felt that what her husband said was reasonable, and relaxed her heart in minutes. All the problems that can be solved with money are not a problem for her. Her three children are really worry-free, the eldest son is married, just give money, the daughter goes abroad, just make a video call on time, and the younger son ...... Anything is good!

But the trouble that Brother Lu encountered this time is really not something that money can solve.

If he could, he also wanted to throw a blank check to the Tuoba Liuxiu to keep him away from his simple brother, but it was clear that Tuoba Liuxiu, who was the son of the acting king, was not short of money.

Wei Qi guarded his younger brother for several days, and finally heard the clue from a phone call, Chrysanthemum!

Chrysanthemum!

Chrysanthemum!

Chrysanthemum!

Ahhhh Didn't you still touch your lips a few days ago, you are developing so fast, the rocket can't agree!

Mrs. Wei was speechless, did you remember that lip to lip touch was already a heinous crime a few days ago, and today you think it's acceptable?

Brother Lu's "I don't care, I don't care" rolled all over the bed.

Mrs. Wei could only continue to comfort her husband, although she also felt that it was okay for a minor to happen to a minor, but the most important thing now was to hold the irrational husband first, so as not to do anything out of the ordinary: "Didn't you like Tuoba Liuxiu very much before? Invite him to be your best man or something." said that he was calm and reliable, which made his younger brother feel at ease as friends with him. Maybe it was a misunderstanding. ”

"When I am a friend, I don't worry, when a man, a man, a man, I don't ......" Wei Qi tried to say it several times, but he couldn't say the word "boyfriend", "When the relationship beyond friends is beyond friends, I don't feel at ease! I don't know Tuoba Liuxiu well, I only met when I was preparing for the wedding." ”

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As early as a year ago, before graduating from college, Wei Qi secretly started preparations for the wedding without telling his wife, who was still his fiancée at the time. Anyway, his wife has already made her attitude clear in advance, she doesn't like weddings or anything too much, she is troublesome, just find a wedding planner.

As soon as Wei Qi summed up, he took the initiative to take this position.

Wei Qi also deliberately pulled his younger brother Wei Jue, who was in middle school, to join his "Wedding Preparatory Committee", and generously gave his younger brother the title of vice president.

The committee consists of three members:

Brother Wei Qi: President.

Younger Brother Wei Jue: Vice President.

Sister Wei Yi: The Emperor.

There were three "......" in total, all three of whom were of the ruling class, and in the end, it was Wei Jue who brought his classmate and friend Tuoba Liuxiu as a "coolie", and the committee finally had a rule.

The ruled silly boy Tuoba Liuxiu, with ape arms and bee waist tendon meat, is one meter eight tall and legs long, and has a David-like sculptural knife carved edges and corners, and the mixed race is obvious. Wei Qi and Tuoba Liuxiu are not familiar with each other, and they have always heard of this Tuoba classmate without seeing him, knowing that he is a classmate of his younger brother's kindergarten, and knowing that they separated later, it is more worthy of them to meet in middle school like fate later.

But it wasn't until this wedding preparation that Wei Qi and Tuoba Liuxiu officially met for the first time.

Pu Yi is on the top, Wei Qi doesn't feel very good about Tuoba Liuxiu, the reason is very simple, the other party is really too tall, this is really just a middle school student?

The feeling of oppression brought by height was overwhelming, which made Wei Qi's self-esteem as a man rise with a faint hostility.

Well, afterwards, Wei Qi resolutely would not admit this matter, and he has always said to the outside world that from the first time he saw Tuoba Liuxiu, a guy who is a traitor inside and outside, he knew that Tuoba Liuxiu was uneasy and kind to his younger brother, and he was ill-intentioned, not like a good person!

Tuoba Liuxiu, who is not like a good person, was affectionately evaluated by Wei Qi at the time: "What a good boy." ”

After Tuoba Liuxiu used his relationship to find a way to make an appointment for Wei Qi to the Duke Castle, which is rarely rented to the outside world.

"I want to have a wedding there anyway, and it can cost as much as I want!" Wei Qi's eyes seemed to be shining with the kind of demand. After saying countless words of "I really want to", I added a perfunctory sentence, "Ahem, I mean, your sister-in-law wants to have a wedding there no matter what, and I just fulfill her wishes." ”

Yes, at that time, Wei Qi even allowed Tuoba Liuxiu to call him brother directly: "You are my brother's best friend, and I, as an elder brother, naturally treat you as a younger brother, and my wife is your sister-in-law, don't be polite to us." ”

Looking back on the past, and then thinking about Wei Qi who now has a face of "Who is your brother, are we very familiar, do we know each other...... Tut.

"If I had known that he was cranky about my brother back then, I wouldn't have used his castle at all!"

Yes, Wei Qi also learned later that the ancient castle was one of the inheritances inherited by Tuoba Liuxiu, and as the eldest son of the king of the vassal state, the wealth he inherited was very amazing.

But at that time, Wei Qi didn't know Tuoba Liuxiu's thoughts about his younger brother, and he didn't know that the ancient castle was because of Tuoba Liuxiu, so he made an exception for him, turning "never open to the public" to "almost never open to the public". He only thought that Tuoba Liuxiu had some connections in his family, and he used money to touch the heart of the owner of the ancient castle. The money and goods are clear, Wei Qi has always been generous in spending money, and the loser is justifiable.

Wei Jue wanted to talk to Wei Qi several times, he originally had something to discuss with Wei Qi, but seeing that Wei Qi was immersed in the dream bubble of being newly married, he couldn't bear to destroy it. only solemnly said to Wei Qi: "Brother, when the wedding preparations are over, I have something to tell you." ”

"Can't you say it now?"

"No, you can't. "I guess you're not in the mood to prepare for a wedding.

Although Wei Qi was curious to death, he still respected his brother's wishes. Of course, the main thing is that most of his energy is tied up by the wedding, and he doesn't have time to delve into it. In that year, whether he opened or closed his eyes, all he saw and thought about was lace ribbon bows, cake balloons, and bouquets of flowers.

The wedding was prepared for a whole year, followed by Wei Qi's graduation ceremony.

It's not a good time to confess, the college graduation ceremony is only once in a lifetime, and Wei Jue wants to leave some good memories for his brother, not the past that he doesn't want to look back on.

After the graduation ceremony, it was the eve of the super nervous wedding. Wei Jue found that his brother was scared and couldn't sleep all night, either worried about natural disasters or afraid of aliens attacking the earth, anyway, how unreliable and how to come. He even dreamed that his wife had temporarily repented of her marriage and eloped with a white paper-cutter.

This dream groove has no mouth. Wei Jue was afraid of stimulating his nervous brother, and the thing he was about to tell Wei Qi was suppressed again.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much.

At the end of the wedding, Wei Qi and his wife started their honeymoon trip around the world non-stop, looking at the photos sent back by his stupid brother, he smiled so sharply that Wei Jue could only stop what he wanted to say again.

Then, back to the present.

The ninth day of the ninth lunar month, the Double Ninth Festival.

Cao Pi's "Nine Days and the Book of Zhong Xuan" wrote: "The years go by, and the ninth day of September suddenly returns. Nine is the number of yang, and the sun and the moon should be combined, and the name is popular, thinking that it is suitable for a long time, so it is necessary to enjoy the banquet. ”

In the name of the Double Ninth Festival, various families held large and small banquets. The Wei family also held a retro theme party this year, with dogwood, canopy bait, and chrysanthemum wine. In the annex of their own antique building, the wide-sleeved wide robe, the flowing water, all kinds of precious chrysanthemums are placed all over the garden, and people can enjoy it. Anyway, it is very in line with the aesthetics of the second disease in Wei Qi's literature and art, how he likes it, how to come. Not to mention that it was specially organized by his brother to celebrate his new marriage.

It was also at this time that Wei Qi realized that his younger brother's so-called "chrysanthemum" turned out to be this chrysanthemum. It's that he's too dirty, and his brother is still a little angel who doesn't even know what kissing is.

"Well, it was Liuxiu who suggested that I get it, and I want to surprise you. "The soft and tender younger brother, three sentences are inseparable from Tuoba Liuxiu.

In Wei Qi's opinion, his younger brother looks like he is deeply in love, and he has no intention of hiding it at all.

Wei Jue really didn't intend to hide it, he originally wanted to take advantage of this time when his brother was the happiest to confess to the organization what he hadn't said for a long time.

Wei Qi guessed what Wei Jue was going to say first, and hurriedly raised his hand to stop Wei Jue from talking.

"Why, brother?" the younger brother was a little injured.

Is this the important thing you want to tell me? For the sake of a Tuoba Six Cultivators, so solemn, looking ahead and looking backwards? Don't, I don't listen, I don't listen, kill me, I don't listen!

- Today's elder brother is still unwilling to face the fact that in the heart of his little angel brother, he is no longer the most important reality.

Tuoba Liuxiu: Aren't you the most important thing from the beginning? Where did you put your parents and your uncle? If you have the ability, you say this in front of the king, the snake spirit, and Ji, believe it or not, he smoked it every minute, and you became a new person?!