Gritted her teeth and insisted on two hours, maintaining regular snoring, afraid of alarming the other party and not even daring to turn over, extremely tired, sleepy, I don't know if she fell asleep, ready to say a sentence or two "Dream words" such as "Bingyun, I love you to death" and other "dream words", so he really slept, and suddenly saw Su Bingyun lift the quilt and walk gently to his bedside.

"Sleepwalking, don't poke me with a knife!" Lao Liao was so frightened that his face turned blue, "What is this woman going to do?" At the moment, he didn't dare to come out, he didn't move, and he thought he was a dead person.

"A flash of lightning snapped outside the window, cutting through the dark sky, and the raindrops fell intensively, it was a bloody night, I saw Su Bingyun open his mouth, poked out two fangs, and raised his right hand holding the sharp knife high, and thrust it down......" Lao Liao couldn't help but think of "Bloody Night Evil Spirit", and a weird and terrifying scene appeared in his mind.

Su Bingyun began to move! She slowly pulled away Liao Xuebing's quilt! Lao Liao was shocked and excited: "It turns out that she is the real beast!"

However, it turned out that this was just Liao Xuebing's wishful thinking, Su Bingyun held his hand in the cold of the ice book house, and said to himself: "I really sleep like a dead pig." (Lao Liao shouted in his heart: "Lao Tzu is awake? I'm afraid of scaring you.") ”)

"Hehe, it turns out that you are very different from my fantasy for ten years, and I blame the dream of girlhood for being too innocent......" The voice became lower and lower, so low that no one could hear it clearly.

Liao Xuebing thought again: "The inner monologue? is too numb, I can't stand it, I didn't expect the iceberg beauty to have rich emotions in her heart." ”

Su Bingyun's heart was also very nervous, and he couldn't say anything halfway through, so he put the quilt away.

Waiting for this moment, Liao Xuebing turned over and said in a daze: "Bing...... I love you so much......" turned his back to the other, not perceiving any reaction from her, but seemed startled. After a long time, there was a slight sound of footsteps, and Su Bingyun returned to his bed.

When I woke up the next morning, the rain had stopped. Stretching his waist, he saw Su Bingyun combing his hair in front of the dresser, and his long satin-like hair was spreading down his shoulders, which was shockingly beautiful.

As if last night's events hadn't happened, neither of them spoke, just nodded and said hello, and took the ferry back to Lost Island. Su Bingyun didn't look at him much from beginning to end, and went directly into his room, and said hello with a smile when he met Mo Yongtai.

The only constant for women is fickleness, truth and reason.

Some classmates have gone out to play, some are eating in the restaurant, and they have indulged with their girlfriends all night, drinking, singing, and playing cards, and Murong Lanluo, who is tired and unbearable, is still sleeping.

At this time, Xia Wei came to ask for leave, saying that he was calling from home and informing him that he had something important and wanted to rush back immediately. Family matters, it's not easy to ask, buy him a ferry ticket, a plane ticket, and a big bag of lost island specialties and send them to the ferry. A half-grown child who is still a minor rushes back to his home thousands of miles away alone, and he is really a little relieved, but there are more children on the island who need to be taken care of, and there is nothing he can do, so he can only tell him to be careful on the road. The principal, Jiang Feng and his wife were still accompanying Mrs. Smith to visit the scenery of Lost Island, and they were depressed in their hearts.

Because the whole process is free of charge, the satisfaction level of the heavy people far exceeds expectations, almost everyone is full of praise, you can play whatever you want, you can eat whatever you want, it is like heaven. The picturesque scenery of Lost Island, the warm staff, and the beautiful fisherman's girl, the seafood and delicious tropical fruits, make everyone linger.

The only one who was not very happy was Ye Yuhu, who only got one chance to be with Pei Xiaodan, which was very different from the previous scene where he thought about "the two of them wandering on the beach hand in hand".

He was at a loss, thinking of the guy who claimed to be a love saint, and rushed to pat the head teacher's ass with two pineapples. Pineapple is a free fruit in the hotel, and Shunshui people don't do it in vain.

Liao Xuebing has already changed his mind: Is it possible for Bei Xiaodan to let you get involved? Snatching love from Lao Liao's hand is tantamount to snatching food from the tiger's mouth. Let Ye Yuhu sit on the sofa, find a record of Johann Jr. @Strauss's waltz recital album, turn on the volume of the record player, and the room is filled with the sound of cheerful "Anrui Polka" music.

Picked up a pineapple and peeled it carefully, and asked: "Classmate Ye Yuhu, I can see that you are very troubled, ask what is the situation in the world, and teach people to live and die......"

Ye Yuhu slapped his leg and shouted: "Yes, I used to watch the horn sè on TV say this line, and I only felt that it was difficult to be numb, but I didn't expect that after experiencing it myself, I found that this sentence was actually a wise saying, and it was so accurate." ”

"It's not Chinese class time yet, why talk about this, I haven't seen you raise your hand to speak during class. Uh, let me ask you, what do you think is good about Bei Xiaodan, and why do you want to chase her?"

Ye Yuhu came to the god of jīng, touching his chin and his face was full of yearning: "There are countless good places, she is gentle, kind, lively, cheerful, generous, beautiful, **, women have so many advantages, can you be a roadside soda bottle everywhere? ”

Liao Xuebing smiled, shook his head and said: "Where are you standing up to the sky? Are the people who pull out taller than others? Women like confident men Yes, if they are arrogant, they will make people disgusted, to be honest, Bei Xiaodan likes boys who are easy and honest." ”

Ye Yuhu immediately wilted again: "Actually, I've begun to be extremely unconfident, why can't I even get closer to her with such a good plan as a beach vacation." ”

"What would you do if Bei Xiaodan fell in love with someone else?"

Ye Yuhu jumped up: "Who is it, Four-Eyed Boy, I killed him!"

Scientific studies have shown that men and women in love do secrete a hormone that leads to a decrease in IQ, and now the Ye Yuhu complex has fallen into Liao Xuebing's cāo indulgence, "Why, haven't you thought about such problems at all? Don't think that Bei Xiaodan is reserved for you alone, even if you can't contact it at the moment, there will be a chance in the future, impossible! She has the right to choose by herself, and the only thing you can do is to strive for a better chance of being selected." ”

"Oh, you're right......"

Liao Xuebing smiled secretly: If you find out that Bei Xiaodan is with me in the future, there will be an excuse, this is her own choice, what does it matter to me?" "The opportunity is equal for everyone, Bei Xiaodan is a girl who loves to learn, I guess she doesn't want her future boyfriend's grades to be too bad, you rely on cheating every time you take an exam, you don't listen carefully in class, make noise, tease the teacher, bully classmates, can it not make people feel cold?"

"Didn't you command the cheating in the midterm exam, how did you force it on my head. But then again, every girl likes good guys......"

"Sure enough, you are still students, and judging whether a person is excellent or not is naturally based on academic performance, rather than a bunch of fools who have nothing to do all day long. ”

Ye Yuhu faintly disagreed, how do you know that Pei Xiaodan thinks so? But Lao Liao's words also left a big impression in his heart, grabbed a peeled pineapple and gnawed it, chewed a few bites, and exclaimed, "Why is it so astringent?"

"Pineapple contains a pineapple enzyme, which will irritate the human mouth, after peeling, it should be cut into pieces, soaked in lightly salted water for half an hour, it can inhibit the irritation of pineapple enzyme on the oral mucosa and hesitation, and at the same time, it will also feel that pineapple is more sweet. The same is true of the relationship between men and women, if you want to get the result without doing anything, it will only be counterproductive, and there must be something to neutralize and make both parties more mellow. Ye Yuhu, what do you use as a lubricant between you and Pei Xiaodan?"

Ye Yuhu was speechless, and after thinking for a while, he said: "I seem to be in too much of a hurry, I didn't feel anything last semester, I didn't expect her to suddenly become so charming, how can I find any lubricant." The manly doctor can go up if he wants, there is nothing to hesitate, if he is one step too late to let others take the lead, he will regret it. ”

"Let me ask you another question, how would you react if another girl who was very beautiful and passionate fell in love with you?"

Ye Yuhu threw away the pineapple in surprise: "Who is it?" suddenly felt that he was too stupid, lay back on the sofa and said: "I'm not interested in who it is, the fat woman in the first class of the third year of last semester wrote me a love letter, which is really disgusting, and makes Lao Tzu a laughing stock of the whole school." ”

It is too difficult to introduce Ouyang Lifang to Xia Wei, it is better to throw it to Ye Yuhu, killing two birds with one stone, not only fulfilling the promise to Ouyang Lifang, but also solving Ye Yuhu's hidden danger that Bei Xiaodan and toad want to eat swan meat. As soon as Lao Liao thought of this, he asked the waiter to take the pineapple to soak in light salt water, washed his hands and said with a smile: "Classmate Ye, you are blessed, that girl is very beautiful, a hundred times better than the fat woman, and even comparable to Pei Xiaodan." On top of that, she has a deep love for you and has been secretly in love with you since she entered high school. ”

Ye Yuhu sneered: "Don't lie to me, who doesn't know your reputation as a braggart king?" I only like Bei Xiaodan, this love will not be unswerving in this life, if it weren't for the fear that the cháo water would rise sharply, I could take down the moon in the sky for her." ”

Men chase women across the mountain, women chase men across the layer of paper, Lao Liao is not afraid that he will not be moved, and continues to drum his tongue: "Don't you don't know how to lift, that girl's figure and appearance are the best choice in terms of tulips, my love saint's personal comments, can there be a fake? If you miss this village, there will be no store, you have been chasing Bei Xiaodan unsuccessfully, the forest is so big, you can't hang yourself on a tree, it's better to hang a few more?"

"Hmph, then what did you say was the woman's name?"

"When the time comes, I will naturally tell you, as sung in the pop song, loving someone is pain, being loved is happiness, how is it?

"Don't be nosy, Guan Muyun told me to go surfing. ”

Haha, it looks like there's a play. Lao Liao smiled proudly.

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