Chapter 26: The Fool (2)
Li Yuanhao finally knew what it meant to hurt you well, and Bai Yushan was on the same horse, Bai Yushan's body kept rubbing forward, and the two soft balls on his chest were on Li Yuanhao's back, rubbing back and forth, Li Yuanhao was uncomfortable, he was also a woman, this action was a little disgusting, and he moved forward, Bai Yushan stepped forward and rubbed it, and in the end, Li Yuanhao only felt that he was riding on the horse's head. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"This sister, I can't hide it, I'm also a woman!" Li Yuanhao finally couldn't help it, turned his head with difficulty and said, he had already left Tai'an City, and there was no need for him to hide his identity.
"Woman?hahaha!" Bai Yushan said with a smile, she is not a little girl who has not gone through human affairs, but a veteran of the curtain, how can she not see the difference between men and women, her chest is flat, her eyebrows and eyes are indeed softer, but the man's heroic and sassy, if the above can be pretended, then the walking posture can not be pretended, men and women have different body types, walking postures are different, women have wider chests and hips, walking has a swaying and shallow posture, men walk more steadily, strides are larger, if the boy in front of him is really a woman, at least she should dress as a man for about ten years, otherwise it is impossible to be so similar, but how can a woman be stupid enough to pretend to be a man for ten years。
"If you don't believe it, you can touch it, my chest is wrapped in white silk, so I can't see it, you can know it when you touch it. Li Yuanhao said.
Could it be that she is really a woman? Bai Yushan stretched out his hand to touch it, and suddenly stiffened in the air: "I almost fell for you, some stinky men have a lot of quirks and like different tunes, do you think my sister will be fooled?"
"Oops!" Li Yuanhao exclaimed bitterly, why didn't this woman believe my words, and what kind of tone did she say in her mouth? His Majesty the Emperor, who didn't know anything about men and women, was actually very simple in his heart.
"Deng disciple, stinky rascal!" Riding on another horse, Lu Linlang scolded fiercely, to the point where he still wants to flirt with bandits and bandits, talking and laughing, it is really not a good thing.
Eighty miles of road, Li Yuanhao spent in embarrassment, to the foot of Phoenix Mountain, Li Yuanhao looked up, Phoenix Mountain is not a magnificent mountain, the mountain road is not rugged, but the two sides are extremely steep, the back mountain can not be seen, according to the topography, it should be a mountain cliff, plus the cover of mountains and rocks and woods, which forms a situation that is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and Li Yuanhao found that the mountains and rocks and woods present alternate scenes, as if artificially arranged, as the battlefield often adopts heavy and light cavalry staggered formations.
At the bottom of the mountain, there are spies to report, and Sun Dabiao whispered, the spies held two flags, first waved back and forth, and then waved left and right, the gesture was complicated, another spy suddenly appeared on the mountainside, holding two flags was also a mess, and after a while, the news spread to the big village on the top of the mountain, and the sound of drums sounded in the big village.
Li Yuanhao frowned, one hundred and eight streets in seventy-two cities in thirty-six squares of Tai'an City, a full eighty-one lookouts have been built, and Wuhou is set up inside, and it is also used to transmit information in flag sign language, which is a method that only the regular army uses, why are these bandits so familiar, and there are people who are familiar with attacking cities and conquering places in a certain flying cottage?
Zhang Dabiao took the lead in dismounting, raised the wine bag and poured it violently, a thrilling kidnapping, at first he had no score in his heart, afraid that the masters of Longhu Villa would obstruct him, but fortunately everything went well: "Brothers rest in place, and then go up the mountain, the three masters have prepared wine and meat to reward the brothers." Come on, put Miss Lu and ...... The little brother's shackles are all gone. ”
Now in the territory of Phoenix Mountain, I am not afraid that they will run away.
Li Yuanhao rubbed his arm, complained that the tie was really tight, and then suddenly jumped out, crossed his hands on his hips, looked up to the sky and laughed, as if he was looking at a group of dead people again.
Everyone was stunned, isn't this kid crazy?
"You'd better let me go, don't hide it, I have two masters in my family, one is a sword master in the Divine Heaven Realm, who can fly thousands of miles to take people's heads, and the other is even more amazing, he is the first in the world. And on the way to come, I have made a code, and I have sprinkled the beans on the ground as a mark, and if you know me, I will let you go. Li Yuanhao bought a bag of beans at the night market on the bank of the Qinhuai River, hid it on his body and prepared to eat it at night, and threw it on the ground at certain intervals as a sign when he came.
"Stupid!" Lu Linlang has a dead heart, compared to bragging that there are two masters in the family, the matter of sprinkling beans is simply a method that can only be thought up by the mentally retarded, and it is simply stupid.
Everyone burst into laughter, and even Zhang Dabiao, who usually laughs uninhibitedly, couldn't help laughing, and squirted out a mouthful of wine, this little brother is really ...... It's simple.
Li Yuanhao's second monk couldn't figure out his head, Shenma's situation? Aren't you crazy? My clever plan is seamless.
"Little brother, you are really a living treasure. Bai Yushan stood up: "Not to mention the two masters you mentioned for the time being, just saying that your method of spreading beans is full of loopholes." ”
"Loopholes?" Li Yuanhao wondered, she thought about it, there were no loopholes, and with Old Man Huang's hand, she would definitely be able to find the beans I deliberately left.
"Now the Lantern Festival, the weather is still cold, a night of frost, those soybeans you sprinkled were beaten by the frost at night, and there was no trace, even if you can still see that a gust of wind should roll away. Even if the beans can be seen, they will be eaten by the birds if they are not blown away by the wind. Bai Yushan explained.
Li Yuanhao has grown his mouth and can stuff an egg, and his own method may be ...... Seem...... Maybe...... It's a bit stupid.
"Come on, tie this kid up for me!" Yin Shangyin's voice sounded, and he actually played with his heart, and the kid was impatient, although this heart was a little mentally retarded.
Li Yuanhao, who was newly tied into a zongzi, had a bitter face: "How is this river and lake different from what I imagined!"
Escorted up the mountain by Zhang Dabiao and his entourage, the bandits who stayed in Phoenix Mountain came out to greet them, there were more than 300 people in total, which was a lot of people, with all kinds of weapons in their hands, and there were four people standing in the front, who were the rest of the leaders of Phoenix Mountain.
One of the thieves with rat eyes and deep-set eye sockets walked out, he was the third master of Phoenix Mountain, and Zhang Daoyi, who was also the military adviser of Phoenix Mountain, looked at Lu Linlang, who was robbed back within the plan, nodded, and looked at Li Yuanhao, who was tied up with five flowers, and was slightly surprised in his heart, he understood Zhang Dabiao's character, he was upright and straightforward, and he was still tied up when he arrived at Phoenix Mountain Dazhai, there was only one possibility: "Second master, this is a master?"
Everyone burst into laughter, this is a master, a living treasure master.