508 Fanwai Nine (1) Couples Lotte Cheng

"I heard that everything is ready, with Mama Jiang in charge, the color is complete, everything is appropriate, just wait for the auspicious time in three days. Wu Yue peeled a very perfect chestnut and fed it to Xiao Shiyi, who was sitting next to him, "It's a pity that Lu Jingwei was transferred back to Beijing to take up his post at this moment...... Xiao Lotus is a foolish father, don't make any embarrassing things at the wedding banquet to block Xiao Lotus!"

"If the parents can't have both when the little lotus root gets married, that's the fly in the ointment. Yan Qi refilled her cup with tea, "Anyway, Lu Jingwei is also a fifth-grade official when he comes back this time, and he is a low-ranking officer from Lord Qiao, and he is an idle position, he has no real power in his hands, and he can't make any trouble." ”

"I heard that as soon as he came back, he wanted to force Aunt Lu to ransom Lu Lian's aunt from the anti-drug center," Wu Yue pouted, "What a fool! That place is not where anyone who wants to redeem people can redeem people, even Lord Qiao does not have this power, but anyone who wants to come out of the anti-drug center must be personally approved by the emperor - then Lu Jingwei had no way, so he had to go to the anti-drug center to visit the prison first, but somehow, after he went back, he never mentioned the words of redeeming the aunt. ”

"I'm afraid that it's because I saw the appearance of the aunt who was involved in drugs, and immediately forgot about the love for many years. Cui Xi, who was sitting next to Yan Qi, answered with a smile.

"It's a papier-mâché feeling. "Yan Qidao.

"I heard that Lu Jingwei asked people to inquire about Lu Lian's whereabouts later," Wu Yue sneered, "I haven't inquired about it yet." But I asked my well-informed second brother, and my second brother said that she was a slave woman who poured night incense, and she got up early every day and worked greedily in the dark, and when she had no rest, she only took pity on her child, and she couldn't even support herself, let alone raise another baby—when she heard that the child was only born, she threw her into the manure tank and drowned herself!"

"Sister, I will listen to you in the future, I'd better feed myself, don't throw me into the dung tank!" Xiao Eleven panicked into Yan Qi's arms and hugged him tightly and didn't let go.

Wu Yue laughed when he heard this: "It's okay, Yan Jinglong, your sister doesn't support you, I'll support you!"

Xiao Eleven turned his head and looked at Wu Yue for a while, then turned his head back and buried his face in Yan Qi's stomach: "I don't, I just want my sister." ”

"Tsk," Wu Yue winked and smiled evilly, "It's a pity, your sister won't be able to support you anymore when she gets married in the future." ”

"That sister doesn't marry. Little Eleven raised his face and looked at Yan Qi with a blank look.

"Okay. Yan Qi kindly touched Little Eleven's dog head.

"It doesn't matter if your sister says it," Wu Yue deliberately teased Xiao Eleven, "It doesn't matter if your father and your mother say it." ”

"My mother listens to me," Little Eleven turned around and argued, "My father listens to my sister, and my sister listens to me." ”

"It doesn't matter if your sister listens to you, Yuan San will come to rob her relatives. "Wu Yue gave Yuan Changla hatred.

"I won't let him rob it. "Little Eleven.

"You can't beat him again," Wu Yue said, "Ren Yuansan just got a martial champion in high school this year, does Wu Zhuangyuan know what it is? It's that people who know martial arts all over the world get together to compete, and the person with the highest martial arts is the champion, have you ever beaten the first in the world?"

"I-I must be able to fight when I grow up!" Xiao Eleven was anxious, "He is the number one in the world, then I am-I am the super one! I am the super one in the world!"

A room full of people was amused by "the world's super one", Yan Qi gave Xiao Eleven a straight hair: "Sister Ah Yue teased you, Yuan Chang won't come to rob his relatives, even if he really robs you, what can he do with him." ”

Little Eleven: "......"

"By the way, didn't Yuan San say that he would never enter the ranks in this life?" Wu Yue turned to ask Yan Qi about serious things, "Why did you suddenly go to the martial arts exam again?"

"Isn't this going to open an archery hall, just in time for this year's civil and military to open Enke, he means that he is plated with a layer of champion halo, which is more convincing and deterrent to be a master, so he will take the exam and come back, and then he will find an excuse to recommend the official. "Yan Qidao.

...... take a test "casually...... Wu Yue glanced at Yan Qi, and really didn't forget to put gold on her boyfriend's face at any time and anywhere.

However, Yuan Chang's martial arts champion is really the champion with the highest gold content in recent years, this time not only Lu Ding and Ding Fei of Ziyang participated in the martial arts, but also Mu Yu and Tian Shen of Qilin, all of whom are the best among the young people of this generation.

As long as you feel that your kung fu is good, people of several ages can take the exam, of course, in addition to kung fu, you also need to test military tactical literacy and military regulations, which are simpler than liberal arts.

Many people who decided to take the path of martial arts began to participate in the scientific examination at a very early age, not for the sake of winning in one fell swoop, but in order to accumulate more experience and long insight.

"The most depressed ones are probably Lu Ding of Ziyang and Mu Yu of Qilin," Wu Yue wanted to laugh when he thought about it, "The last time these two wanted to participate in the martial arts, and then I heard that my fifth brother participated, and I felt that I had no chance of winning, so I thought about waiting for the time to open Enke, but I didn't expect that this time I opened Enke and met Yuan Chang who suddenly decided to refer to it, hahahaha, the dream of champions was shattered again!"

"Don't laugh at people like this, it's so immoral," Yan Qi hurriedly dissuaded, "It makes me want to laugh with you." ”

Wu Yue: "......"

"Sister, I will also take the martial arts exam in the future!" Xiao Eleven tugged on Yan Qi's sleeve to invite pets.

"Okay. "Yan Qidao.

"I still have to go to the Houyi Festival, take the lead, and fight comprehensive martial arts, get the first, and go to Saibei to kill the barbarians—okay?" Xiao Eleven blinked hopefully.

"Okay, okay," Yan Qi looked at him kindly, "Do you want to follow the path that Yuan Xiaochang walked?

“…… I obviously want to learn from my father......" Little Eleven fingered in confusion.

Yan Qi: "......" father, my daughter is not filial......

"Let's talk about the little lotus root getting married. Yan Qi decisively changed the topic.

"I always feel that the makeup gift for Xiao Lotus is not heavy enough, and I want to add something," Wu Yue was worried, "The head, the clothes and materials, a few pieces of fox fur and mink, a few ornaments, everything I can think of have been added, but I still don't think it's ...... enough."

"That's enough, don't put too much on the bright side, otherwise how can you make the faces of those relatives of the Xiao Lotus family who are not rich come down," Yan Qidao," If you want to make up for it, give it secretly, I think it is no more affordable to give anything than silver, Lord Qiao's money is limited, Lu Jingwei was not a rich messenger when he served in Beijing in the past, not to mention now, Aunt Lu's family is a scholar, and the dowry that the family can give is so much, what Xiao Lotus needs most when she marries in the past is silver, after all, she is an official wife, and there will be no less human contacts in the future, and you can't take the fox skin to cash out the silver when the time comes. ”

"That's right, I still have a lot of private money," Wu Yue clapped his hands, "During the Chinese New Year, my second brother quietly gave me a lot of pocket money, I didn't want to spend it, I saved it up, and my fifth brother also sent me a stack of silver tickets from southern Xinjiang......"

"People are more popular than people," Yan Qi sighed, "May I ask if your mansion still lacks a sister?

Wu Yue laughed: "There is no shortage of sisters in our house, only sisters-in-law, my fifth brother is still 'single', you can come, I promise to get a lot of pocket money every year!"

"You should be careful that you can't receive the pocket money sent by Southern Xinjiang next year. Yan Qi sighed, "Who doesn't have a brother yet, I'll ask Yan Xiaojiu for money when I go back today." ”

"Sister, I'll give you money!" Little Eleven said busily.

"Look. Yan Qi spread his hands at Wu Yue.

"......" Wu Yue glanced at her again, "Then it's decided, let's quietly stuff the silver to Xiao Lotus when we go back, and we won't write it on the gift list." Speaking of which, when will we go to the Lu Mansion that day?"

"Early, let's go over before Xiao Lotus starts to make up, talk to her, after all, the three of us will never have a chance to get together in her boudoir from now on." "Yan Qidao.

"I hate it, you Yan Laoqi, my nose is sour when I say it!" Wu Yue's eyes turned red all of a sudden, "To say something selfish, I'm really ...... I don't want Xiao Lotus to get married so early, I really want the three of us to have more time to play together in the boudoir for a few more years......"

"Whether it's a few years earlier or a few years later, there will always be such a day. Yan Qi patted her on the shoulder, "But I also hope that the three of us can break the routine and be a different sisterhood, even if we all marry women in the future, we still don't change our original intentions, we can get together from time to time, and continue to enjoy our years." ”

"Yes, the three of us will definitely be able to do it!" Wu Yue clenched his fists, "When the time comes, let's call Xiao Lotus out to play, if Master Qiao doesn't allow it, I will beat his big round head into a big square head!"

……

"Hello-" Qiao Lezi rubbed his itchy nose and continued to check the wedding banquet list in his hand, which listed the process and details of the wedding banquet day one by one, in order to ensure that nothing went wrong, this was the third time to check.

"Son, pay attention to your body," Mrs. Qiao came over with ginseng soup and put it on the table, "Don't dare to get sick at this time, don't delay the auspicious time!

Qiao Lezi spilled a glance, almost didn't spray, other people's ginseng soup uses a cup, and his own wife uses a pot to boil ginseng soup!

"Mother, you can rest when you are old, I'm fine," Qiao Lezi pinched his head, "On the auspicious day, I invited a few officials and wives to come over to help, our family has a small population, and we have never done such a big thing, so you have to trouble other people's families, and you will not be idle when you are afraid, so let's raise your spirit first." ”

"Your old lady is full of spirit!" Qiao Lao Niang was so happy that she couldn't keep her mouth shut every day when she thought that her son was going to marry her daughter-in-law, "It's you stinky boy, you've been mixing in Beijing for a few years, and your skin is white and your bones are brittle, and it's not as good as my old woman's strong bones, you hurry up and give me this soup to drink! After the lotus girl passed the door, you gave me some energy, and strive to get a son in one fell swoop, and when it comes to the time to worship the ancestors, I will also give your short-lived father an explanation!"

Qiao Lezi's head turned red: "You are always thinking about hugging your grandson, the lotus girl is thoughtful, you are in a hurry, and she will inevitably be in a hurry......"

"I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry!" Qiao Lao Niang hurriedly changed her words, "Who said that the old lady is worried about holding her grandson? According to me, it is best to give birth to a girl in this first child, and the girl loves her mother the most, and I will go down to see your father in the future, and the remaining two of you have become an old couple, all pointing to your daughters who know cold and hot!"

Qiao Lezi shook his head helplessly, looked at the list in his hand while drinking the soup, and just saw the end, he saw a subordinate come in with a half-sized mahogany carved box, and said, "Master, this thing was sent to you from southern Xinjiang, and there is another letter." ”

Qiao Lezi felt strange that he had no acquaintances in southern Xinjiang...... Could it be the little fifth son of the martial arts family? It's not right, although everyone knows each other, but it hasn't reached the level of friendship that sends wedding gifts in the name of a person......

Ordered the subordinate to put the box on the table, and opened the letter first, but it was a very familiar thin gold letter, and the beginning title was "Xiaohua Virtuous Brother".

Qiao Lezi's hand holding the letter paper couldn't help but tighten.

This sassy word, this sound seems to be a faint title, this is full of paper...... Nervous content, not sent by that person, who else could it be?

They all said he was dead.

He wouldn't believe it.

But as time passed, he never got any more information about him.

He had to admit with some shame that he had shed a few tears for this......

But right now, he actually received his handwritten letter from afar! this feeling of being lost and regained......

"What are you crying about?" Qiao Lao Niang looked at her ugly son who cried in surprise beside her.

"I didn't ...... It's okay, you can go in a hurry! you can go with a break!" Qiao Lezi pinched the letter, picked up the box, and hurriedly fled to the study.

…… I learned that you are about to get married, and I am far away in southern Xinjiang to congratulate you, and I attach a congratulatory gift to express my heart, I hope you don't dislike it.

I'm doing well now, all kinds of waves from all over the world, I'm so happy that I don't want to, you don't have to worry about me, concentrate on filial piety to the old lady, care for the daughter-in-law, and raise offspring.

And my little seven hope that you can take more care, follow the private when you should be private, open the back door when you should open the back door, I thank you here in advance.

In order to express this gratitude, I attached a picture of the recipe I heard from the old witch in southern Xinjiang seven times a night, to ensure that you can not only last, but also not hurt your body, isn't it a surprise?

Okay, that's all for now, I don't know when you and I will meet again next time, and I'm deeply sorry that I can't go to your wedding banquet in person, and I hope you don't forget my old friend when you spend candles in the cave room!

——The above is the general content of Yan Zike's letter from the snake spirit disease.

Qiao Lezi's hand holding the letter paper trembled.

What the hell is the recipe for seven times a night? Why do you think about you when I spend candles in the cave room? I can't even come half a time when I think about you! Why don't you just really pass away from the world if you are so nervous!

The joy of regaining it was suddenly gone, Qiao Lezi slapped the letter on the table, and turned to open the wedding gift sent to him by the snake spirit disease thousands of miles away-the carved wooden box.

As soon as the wooden box was opened, Qiao Lezi felt that he was blind in his little eyes.

This box is divided into three layers, upper, middle and lower, and what can be opened is the side of the box, like a small open fan, and these three layers can be seen at a glance after opening.

But see that each layer is displayed with eight groups of realistic, finely carved woodcut figures, colored, lifelike, each group is a man and a woman, defenseless, with a variety of similar poses, some postures are quite difficult.

A total of twenty-four groups of villains on these three floors seem to be all connected to the small organs inside the box, Qiao Lezi doesn't know where he touched by mistake, and the mechanism in the box is operational, and he sees a total of forty-eight people in twenty-four groups of villains up and down and began to applaud for love......

Listening to the noisy sound of gongs and drums in his ears, and the scene of flesh shadows flying in various postures in front of him, Qiao Lezi felt that he was about to sit on the ground and fly up on the spot-spitting Yan Zike, that big snake spirit disease, did this give him a large-scale erotic talent show scene?!Is it something that humans can do to take this kind of thing as a gift?!

Qiao Lezi, who was blushing and thick-necked, wanted to smash this nerve gift on the ground as soon as he raised his hand, but a piece of paper fell from the box, picked it up and looked at it, and saw that four words were written on it: For reference only.

"......" refer to your uncle, your uncle, your uncle! 166 Reading Network