Chapter 300: Receiving Disciples
"Let's start now. β
"Now?" Gao Yanan was stunned, the Turtle Immortal is a legend in the martial arts world, and there are very few disciples accepted, she thought that it must be difficult to apprentice this time, and prepared a lot of money and property, but she didn't expect it to be so simple.
"Don't bow to the teacher or anything?"
"Apprenticeship?" The turtle immortal's eyes under his sunglasses fell on Gao Yaren's bumpy figure, a picture of a pig brother.
"Immortal, your saliva is coming out. Mr. Turtle's voice rang out.
"Is there one?" The turtle immortal even stretched out his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth, only to find that he was in the turtle, he coughed, put his hand behind his back, and pretended to be a grandmaster: "Gao Yanan, put aside the apprenticeship or something, before that, I must touch your bones." β
"Touching the bones?" Gao Yanan looked at the turtle immortal suspiciously, her eyes were really pure.
Mr. Turtle looked at the Turtle Immortal with disdain, and Kling even had a look on his face anxious.
"Teacher Wutian, how can you do this?" Clinlian shouted.
"Shut up!" The turtle immortal roared angrily, his face was a little hot, and he said in a calm voice: "Gao Yanan, you see that these two people are my disciples, and you must already know their achievements, why are they so strong? β
Gao Yanan's face was suspicious, but she saw Klin's anxiety just now.
"I don't know what bones there are?" Gao Yanan's voice was a little cold.
The old face of the turtle immortal was even more embarrassed: "Well, there are mainly five kinds of tigers, bears, apes, cranes, and deer, with tigers being the best and deer being the worst, you don't have to think about it." β
"Then is this bone touching going to touch my body with your hands?"
"Haha, I haven't reached the point where I can tell your bones at a glance, I'm really embarrassed, I can't cultivate at home. The turtle immortal said.
Gao Yanan's face turned cold: "I will never touch my bones!"
"This is difficult!" said the turtle immortal with a look of embarrassment.
"If I really have to touch my bones to practice, I'd rather not cultivate. Gao Yanan said coldly.
"This ...... Not really. The turtle immortal man said with his hand behind his back, "Just touch the bones to teach according to their aptitude, the effect is the best, if you don't touch the bones, then you can only use the popular method to teach, I can't guarantee the effect, if there is no result, I will not recognize you as a disciple of the turtle immortal stream." β
"Even if it doesn't work well, I won't touch my bones. Gao Yanan said coldly.
"Then you can only not touch the bones. The turtle immortal said a little stupidly, his eyes rolled, and a smile appeared on his face, "In this case, let's start formal cultivation, but before practicing, we have to change into special martial arts uniforms." β
"This one does. The coldness on Gao Yanan's face disappeared.
"You come with me......" The turtle immortal took Gao Yanan into the inner room, opened the wardrobe, and took out a set of clothes as if flying, "It's this set of clothes, you quickly change into it, I'll go out first......" The turtle immortal put the clothes in front of Gao Yanan, and flew out of the house.
"This is the martial arts suit?" Gao Yanan opened the clothes curiously, put them in front of him and gestured, his brows furrowed again, this is a bikini-like service, but with more black lace pants, it is conceivable that wearing such clothes, the whole person's figure will be completely exposed.
After a little thought, Gao Yanan understood what was going on.
"Sure enough, as Sun Wuben's bastard said, the turtle immortal is actually a perverted old man full of Lao Tzu's perverted thoughts. β
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In the hall, the turtle fairy hummed a song.
"Teacher Wu Tian, what kind of martial arts costume did you prepare for her? Wouldn't it be that black rabbit costume again?" Kling asked with a skeptical face.
"Little bald, practice your martial arts. The turtle immortal shouted impatiently, and at this timeβ
"Bang!"
The door of Gao Yanan's room where he was changing clothes opened heavily, and he saw Gao Yanan still wearing his previous clothes, and walked out with a cold face behind his back.
"That ......" the turtle immortal asked suspiciously, "Is the size of the clothes wrong?" He looked Gao Yanan up and down, you must know that Gao Yanan's figure is similar to Lan Qi, and Lan Qi can wear that dress, it is impossible that Gao Yanan can't wear it.
Gao Yanan walked directly in front of the turtle immortal, and then she took out the hand behind her back, only to see that she was holding the black silk hole in her hand.
"Die, perverted old man!" Gao Yanan threw his clothes on the turtle immortal's face, and then rushed out of the house with a cold face.
"Teacher Wutian, you really took this one. Klin complained and shouted, seeing Gao Yanan, he was about to leave the house, and even chased after him and said: "Gao Yanan girl, if you want to learn martial arts, I can teach you, I will never have the famous hall of Teacher Wutian." β
"You teach me?" Gao Yanan stopped, she turned around, looked at Klin, and seemed to be a little moved.
"Don't worry, I'll teach you seriously. Kling said excitedly.
"Ahem......" The turtle immortal took away the clothes on his face, and at this time he had recovered a lot, only to see him stride to Klin's side, looking at Gao Yanan with a sincere face, "Wearing that martial arts uniform just now, I can see your root bone situation from your cultivation, in fact, it doesn't matter if you don't have to wear that, it's just that the cultivation effect is worse......"
The look on Gao Yanan's face turned cold again.
"Get out!" she rushed out of the house and back to her plane, which flew into the sky.
"Teacher Wutian, it's all your fault. Kling complained, "We have too many men in Guixian Island, such a beautiful girl, it would be nice if she stayed, I don't have a girlfriend yet." β
"I'm not the same, Boomer has abandoned me. Yamucha also complained.
"You two, I'm for your good, if that girl is here, where do you still have the heart to practice hard?" the turtle immortal shouted, "Okay, you have the kung fu to talk nonsense here, it's better to work hard to cultivate for a while, Sun Wu has accepted all his disciples, if a few years later, his disciples have caught up with you, see how you put this face." β
"Impossible, Sun Wuben himself is talented, his disciple, although he has a bloodline equivalent to Tianjin rice, but to catch up with our pace, this is impossible. Yamucha said with a smile.
"Yes, Teacher Wu Tian, don't scare us, okay, I can't help but be scared. Kling laughed too.
"Scaring you?" the turtle fairy snorted coldly and walked into the house.
"No matter what, let's hurry up and practice!"
"Hmm. β
Although Klin and Yamucha would never believe that Sun Wuben's disciples would be able to catch up with them, their targets were Tianjin Fan, Bick, and even Vegeta, Sun Wukong, and Sun Wuben, so they couldn't relax no matter what.
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In the sky, on a silver plane.
"Damn perverted old man, he still wants to take advantage of me, he deserves to be single. Gao Yanan was still very angry, but she also regretted it a little, after all, Klin made it clear that he taught her to practice without any conditions.
"It's no problem to practice with Klin, but Sun Wuben said that although Klin is more decent than the turtle immortal, he is the one who is most similar to the turtle immortal's personality, and Yamucha is also a flowery man, and practicing with him is bound to stay with the perverted old man, forget it, let's go and see if Sun Wukong has come back. β
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In front of the room with classical Chinese flavor in Baozi Mountain, the long table was full of a large amount of food, and I saw Sun Wukong taking a big bite of rice with chopsticks in his hand, and ate a big bowl of rice in an instant, and then handed the bowl to Qiqi next to him, and started with both hands at the same time, grabbed the pile of steamed buns like a mountain and ate it.
"Gohan, you have to eat a little bit. Qiqi said with a smile while taking a meal for Sun Wukong, "Especially outside, you must pay attention to elegant movements, otherwise you won't find a girlfriend." β
"Well, I know. Sun Wuhan promised in his mouth, his subordinates were not slow at all, and they were also grabbing steamed buns in large gulps, but where could he grab Sun Wukong.
"Now play an important news, it's about Lord Martial Saint, please listen to everyone who hears it......" There was a radio voice next to him, for people like Sun Wukong, he rarely watched TV, so Qiqi turned on the radio when he was eating, so that he could receive some information from the outside.
"Ah, it's news from Lord Martial Saint. Qiqi's movements were a little slower, and her eyes lit up, "Wukong, it's Sun Wuben's news." β
Oh, by the way, Sun Wuben is a martial saint. Sun Wukong's action of eating steamed buns was also a little slower, and he even opened his ears to listen. Sun Wukong, Sun Gohan, and Kiki listened to the radio and ate at the same time, and soon the news about Sun Wuben on the radio was broadcast.
"Sun Wuben actually accepted disciples!" Sun Wukong exclaimed in surprise.
"What's wrong with accepting disciples? People like him should have accepted disciples a long time ago. Kiki said unhappily.
"Yes, there shouldn't be anything wrong with Uncle Goben taking in apprentices, father, why are you so surprised. Sun Gohan also wondered.
"Haha, it's nothing, it's just my impression and intuition, he's a crazy martial artist, he practices more crazy and hard than me, and he will never find time to teach his disciples, and he's still young, accepting disciples and the like that, it's done by people of the age of the turtle immortals." Sun Wukong said with a smile.
Qiqi's face was a tiger: "You have already neglected your home since you practiced, and now that you are home, you can't wait to eat and sleep and cultivate, Sun Wuben is even crazier than you? You can say it, and why can't he accept disciples at that age? Now many people who open dojos accept disciples in their twenties, and they are martial arts masters, why can't they accept one or two disciples when they are in their thirties?"
"Kiki, I didn't say he couldn't accept disciples, and he was in another plane, but he taught Gohan. Sun Wukong said.
"Taught Gohan?" Qiqi was stunned for a moment, and glared at Sun Wukong, "You said that Sun Wuben taught Gohan, wasn't it Bick who taught Gohan last time?"
"Gohan's teacher is, of course, Bik, but I'm talking about something else. Sun Wukong had to stop stuffing chicken legs, "That's right, Sun Wuben didn't disappear for six years, in fact, he fell into another world in the past six years, that world is actually similar to our world, there is also me, there is Qiqi, Tianjin rice, dumplings, Klin, Bulma, these are almost ......"
Sun Wukong even made a long story short.
"Sun Wuben instructed Gohan there for a year, and after killing the android, he concentrated on cultivation, and later opened the passage and came back. Soon Sun Wukong finished speaking.
"No, that world is so miserable?" Qiqi frowned, she looked at Sun Wukong with suspicion on her face, "Really, fake? Could it be that you want me to support your cultivation and deliberately exaggerate the danger of androids?"
"Kiki, don't you know what kind of person I am. Sun Wukong said.
"That's right. Kiki thought for a moment, and then her face turned ugly, "So, you'll have ...... in three years."
"Didn't that future boy give me medicine to cure heart disease?" Sun Wukong looked indifferent, "Don't worry, there will be no problem with medicine." β
"That's right. Qiqi is also a nervous person, and soon his mind turned to the other side, "Wukong, Sun Wuben has accepted disciples, your martial arts are higher than him, you should also accept one, right?"
"Sun Wu's own hands are not weaker than mine. Sun Wukong even corrected, "Moreover, I don't have enough time to cultivate myself, how can I guide others." β
"It's true, it's just that there is an apprentice or something, and there is always someone to help when something happens. Kiki chattered, and soon the family wiped out all the food on the table.
"It's so full. Sun Wukong touched his stomach and was suddenly stunned.
"Father, someone has come to us, and they must have come specifically for us. Sun Gohan said, as soon as his words fell, a black dot appeared in the sky, and then the black dot became closer and clearer.
"Silver plane, it can't be that girl, right?" Kiki muttered.
"That girl?" Sun Wukong wondered.
"That's right, in the past year, a girl has come to our house every once in a while, saying that she wants to worship you as a teacher and ask you to guide her to practice. Kiki said with an unhappy face, "This girl is so handsome, if I didn't know that you were on an alien planet, I would have wondered if she was ...... with you."
"Kiki, what did you say was wrong with her and me. Sun Wukong's face was puzzled.
Kiki suddenly smiled: "It's also that I think too much, how can you do such a thing as an elm pimple." β
"What kind of thing?" Sun Wukong was inexplicable, at this time the plane had fallen in front of them, the hatch opened, and a black girl jumped from it, and then looked this way.
"This girl ......" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up.
"Goku, do you know her?" Kiki's face pulled down.
"No, she's a lot like a girl who is with Sun Wuben. Sun Wukong said.