Chapter 23: Happy Things
"Jiang Ziya is still a virgin in his sixties and seventies, and later married an old virgin, and it seems that he has not had sex yet." Tang Yun laughed and teased, "Are you going to mix up to this point too?"
The example given by Pang Jindong is obviously not appropriate, Jiang Ziya used a straight hook for fishing and had no bait, neither the fish nor the woman was caught, and the last fish was caught by Zhou Wen Wang Jifa.
Pang Jindong has caught Jin Zhenyu and exerted his talent in governing the country and auxiliary government, and what he needs to fish for now is really a woman.
Pang Jindong thought about it and stubbornly repeated: "Anyway, opportunities are very important!"
Tang Yun had already seen through Pang Jindong's thoughts, and pointed out sharply: "These words are used to deceive yourself, but you can't deceive me, because I see you very clearly!"
Pang Jindong asked somewhat embarrassedly: "What do you see?"
"You don't even know what you're thinking. ”
Pang Jindong thought for a while, and finally felt a little embarrassed, and told Tang Yun about his perception of feelings, just like what he said to Milia at the beginning.
"It turns out that you are an idiot in love!" After listening to Pang Jindong's narration, Tang Yun covered his mouth and laughed, laughing very exaggeratedly.
I admit ......" Since a definite word "love" was added in front of "idiot", Pang Jindong did not have any anti-feelings, not to mention that this evaluation is still quite pertinent.
Tang Yun's eyebrows were slightly raised, and she began to do a psychological analysis for Pang Jindong: "I think this is reasonable, because your life in the past ten years has been out of the orbit of a normal person, you have not grown up like your peers, you have not experienced all kinds of failures and successes of ordinary people, and the formation of your outlook on life and worldview is also different from that of others, which directly leads you to not know what love is." ”
Pang Jindong nodded: "It makes sense, continue to talk ......"
"If you want to continue the kind of life you used to have, I think it's a no-brainer, and you should even say that your current state is still very good......" Tang Yun glanced up and down at Pang Jindong's clothes, and his smile disappeared completely, replaced by a sense of helplessness: "But looking at the way you look now, you are determined to be an ordinary person!"
"Yes!"
Seeing Pang Jindong's very sure look, Tang Yun looked a little disappointed: "You could have dominated the world, why are you willing to wait and be satisfied with guarding one acre and three points of land?"
"Because ......" Pang Jindong couldn't tell what the real reason was, probably just because of the turbulent life in the past, which made him yearn for the life of ordinary people. And this desire seems to be a bit excessive, just like Pang Jindong's attitude towards the life of a bachelor.
Tang Yun saw that Pang Jindong couldn't answer, so he immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue: "I'll build yì, you reconsider this choice!"
"Okay!" Pang Jindong nodded listlessly, and asked reluctantly: "At least for now, how should I be an ordinary person?"
"It's very simple, that is, to learn the life of ordinary people in some aspects, but don't learn all of them, otherwise you will become a real ordinary man!
"Monster, then I'd rather be an idiot!" Pang Jindong thought to himself, and asked Tang Yun another question: "How to study?"
Pang Jindong originally thought that Tang Yun would sue him and should have a good relationship, but he didn't expect that Tang Yun's real answer was: "You should deal more with beautiful women, exercise your ability to contact with the opposite sex, and increase ......your experience."
Pang Jindong interrupted Tang Yun's words: "Then I can upgrade, right?"
"That's right. Tang Yun nodded and continued: "From a love idiot to a mild love idiot." ”
Pang Jindong sighed: "So it's still an idiot...... Scratching his head, Pang Jindong asked again: "How can I get rid of the title of idiot?"
"Then it depends on how many beauties you can come into contact with!" Tang Yun looked at Pang Jindong with a very ambiguous look, and her cherry lips pursed slightly, as if she was holding back a smile.
"Aren't you afraid that I'll become a merciless wanderer?"
"That's because you have this capital, and it's also in line with the real society!" Tang Yun said this, and snorted disdainfully: "The real society is like this, where is there so much loyal love?!As long as you have enough capital, you can play as much as you want! If you don't have this capital, then you can only watch the beauty drool!"
Tang Yun has indeed been changed a lot by Pang Jindong's words and deeds, but this does not mean that she has completely said goodbye to her past self, and this overly realistic expression is inherited from her views all along.
Tang Yun spoke up, her left leg was flat on the sofa, and her right leg was hanging down and swaying back and forth slightly, so that her legs were greatly separated and exposed from the bathrobe.
The bathrobe was open at the front, with gaps opening both above and below, revealing a whitewashed neck and a little groove on top, and barely covering the base of the thighs below.
Both gaps disappeared at the waist, where the bathrobe was tightly tied up by straps, perfectly showing off the waist that could be held in the waist.
Pang Jindong's gaze scanned back and forth on the edge of the hem of the bathrobe, and only the color of the bathrobe could be seen except for the pink thighs.
Vaguely, there seems to be a slight difference in texture from the bathrobe, although the color is exactly the same.
Tang Yun's appearance made Pang Jindong feel very uncomfortable, and continuing to stay in the living room would only be more uncomfortable, so Pang Jindong yawned and told Tang Yun: "I'll go back to the bedroom to sleep, you can do it yourself!"
Pang Jindong disagreed with Tang Yun's theory just now, but he didn't have the energy to argue.
What's more, this point of view is inseparable from Tang Yun's past life, which has been formed for many years, and may even have a lot of practical and theoretical basis, which is definitely not something that can be changed through a dialogue.
Tang Yun told Pang Jindong: "After I went back to live in my own home, I really missed the environment here, so I planned to move back for two days." ”
"Whatever!" Pang Jindong replied and turned to go upstairs.
Tang Yun suddenly threw out a sentence behind Pang Jindong: "Napoleon said: 'Men conquer the world, women conquer men', I don't think so, a man who can't conquer a woman is not a real man!"
Pang Jindong didn't say anything, and after returning to the bedroom, he took off his clothes, drilled into the quilt and began to look for Zhou Gong.
In the past, even in the face of heavy pressure and various crises, Pang Jindong rarely lost sleep.
Because Pang Jindong believes that the body is the capital of a qiē, and only by maintaining abundant energy can we solve the problem of a qiē.
Now that life is relaxed and peaceful, Pang Jindong has insomnia, and his heart is full of thoughts at this time.
Pang Jindong thought back to his past life, every brother and friend, one by one in the past, and then suddenly thought of Jin Lingling.
Since that incident happened under the stimulation of drugs, Jin Lingling's attitude towards Pang Jindong has been very strange, sometimes intimate, sometimes deliberately distant.
Perhaps it is precisely because Pang Jindong is a love idiot that he can analyze Jin Lingling's various things with a calm and objective attitude.
Pang Jindong thinks that Jin Lingling is likely to have a good impression of herself, but this feeling is not so strong, so whenever she thinks of the events of that day, she will feel resistant to herself.
In addition, there is another possibility, that is, when Jin Lingling thinks that her sister Lu Jing also likes her, she will deliberately distance herself in order to leave the opportunity to her sister.
However, Pang Jindong thinks that this possibility is not very large, because he has not had much contact with Lu Jing, with Lu Jing's conditions in all aspects, there must be no shortage of excellent suitors around him, although he may have a certain good impression of himself, but there is no reason to maintain this good impression for too long.
Suddenly, Pang Jindong felt that he missed Jin Lingling very much, and he wanted to know what she was doing now.
Pang Jindong was very suspicious that Jin Lingling had taken such a long time off, it was impossible for her to just go out to travel and relax, and at the same time, it was also very strange that Lu Jing would go out with her for so long, but there was no way to answer this question.
The only thing that relieved Pang Jindong was that the news he got from Jin Zhenyu showed that nothing happened to Jin Lingling, and she might even be living well.
"It won't be hiding out to have a baby...... Pang Jindong finally fell asleep with all kinds of speculations, as well as thoughts and guilt for Jin Lingling.
I don't know how long it took, Pang Jindong was suddenly pulled back from his slumber by a force and entered a half-asleep state.
This kind of power is a kind of pleasure, which is coming from Pang Jindong's lower body in bursts, which is indescribable and strange.
It is indescribable because it surpasses any material and spiritual pleasure in the world, and strangely because it also brings a painful depression, just as the movement of the earth's crust brings magma deep below the earth's surface and does not erupt from a volcanic crater for a while.
At the same time, a warm, slippery feeling soothed the restless magma, but it also made the pressure even stronger.
The hot magma was boiling and accumulating more and more pressure, and the crater became extremely hard.
This kind of pressure that could not be released for the time being spread and gradually filled the whole body, making Pang Jindong feel as if he was about to be torn apart.
"What's going on......" Pang Jindong barely opened his sleepy eyes, and found that the quilt on his lower body bulged into a big bag.
Pang Jindong was lying on the bed on all fours, in a non-standard "big" shape, the bulge was wrapped between his legs, and he was moving up and down very regularly.
Pang Jindong rubbed his eyes vigorously, the bulge did not disappear, but the outline became clearer.
This shows that it is not Pang Jindong who is dazzled, but that there is another life in the bed, and he is doing what can make men the happiest.
Pang Jindong took a deep breath, suddenly lifted the quilt and looked down, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, almost spurting out, because there was a colorful monster between his legs.
After many years of galloping across the field, Pang Jindong is used to seeing all kinds of terrifying scenes, neither believing that there are gods, ghosts and monsters in this world, nor being frightened by the images created out of thin air in horror movies, but he is really stunned at this time.
Due to the fluctuations on the emotional xù, it was already a pillar of optimism, but at this time, it collapsed a little.
"Is it because I'm so handsome, and I've attracted all the creatures from another dimension?" Pang Jindong thought so in his heart, his eyes gradually became accustomed to the darkness in the room, and his vision became clearer, only to realize that it was not a monster, but a naked Nagano Fenghua.
Nagano Kazuka's body is covered with various tattoos, large and small, bright and bright, especially a huge yaksha pattern on the back, which does look like a terrifying monster at first glance with sleepy eyes in a dimly lit environment.
However, when you really see it clearly, not only will it no longer be frightening, but it will become a visual enjoyment.
Kazuka Nagano knelt on the bed, her upper body bowed, her hips on her ankles, and her chest touching her thighs.
Her head moved up and down, a source of pleasure.
I can feel that her movements are very rusty, but she is very serious, trying to grope and try.
At this time, Nagano Fenghua has a different kind of sexiness, this sexy wild and unrestrained, combined with Nagano Fenghua's unique coldness and murderous aura at all times, can stimulate any man's desire to the extreme.
This kind of scene is extremely rare, because extremely girly children will have such tattoos or such temperament, and there will be no girl who will carry a knife when she is naked, except for Nagano Kazuka.
The knife was placed next to Kazuka's leg in Nagano, and although it was wrapped in a scabbard, it still seemed very incongruous with this scene.
Pang Jindong sat up, let himself leave Nagano Fenghua's cherry lips, and then asked coldly, "Nagano, what are you doing?"
Nagano Fenghua had already found out that Pang Jindong had woken up, but as long as Pang Jindong didn't speak, she couldn't make any statement, so she could only do her best to continue to do her "own job".
"Nagano is doing what he should do!" Hearing Pang Jindong's words, Nagano Fenghua straightened up and replied, her small but firm chest facing Pang Jindong.
Pang Jindong felt that he was about to have another seizure, and hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover himself, his tone was still cold: "What should you do?"
"Nagano is a gentleman's man, and anything that he does is Nagano's business!"
"You mean that if I'm with a certain woman, I have to let you go up again?" Pang Jindong made a more obscene analogy, and then sneered and teased: "You've been with me for a while, I didn't know that you belonged to a slut, and you like to play lesbians!"