Seeing Yu Qiyun rolling to the ground like a rice ball, Li Enchanting took the lead, rushed straight over with a nunchuck, and opened his arms to protect Yu Qiyun. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It's like a hen guarding her chicks.

This warm scene moved all the humans and animals in the audience to tears.

There was only one exception, the cockroach.

I saw him jump up on the spot, stretch out a red paw and point at Li Enchanting's nose and shout angrily:

"You want to fight one!"

Li Enchanting was trained to blush, but she didn't back down at all, and sneered at each other:

"Rippy! You're Rippy! You use 8 legs against him with 4 legs! Who the hell is Rippy?

"You, you, you... You're spewing blood!" The cockroach was so angry that he couldn't speak, "I only have 6 legs!"

The animals in the audience nodded silently, expressing their shock at Li Enchanting's myopia, and even Yue'an and their human friends felt a little fever on their faces, Li Enchanting's math class was probably taught by the physical education teacher.

"You still have two more on your head!" Li said enchantingly.

"That's the tentacles, the tentacles don't understand!"

The cockroach roared, and he was about to go crazy, how could he meet such a wild girl who was messing around today!

"It's not the thighs that are better than the thighs. ”

Li Enchanting said leisurely, "You just used this tentacle that is more powerful than your legs to sweep his swollen face!"

The animal audience in the audience nodded again, what Li Enchanting said made sense, in this way, cockroaches do have 6+2 legs.

"It's... It was that fool who took the initiative to ask for a joust!"

The cockroach dragged and said, "Okay, okay, I don't care about the scum!

The cockroach's hands (the insect comes to the hands and feet are one, the hands are the feet, and the feet are the hands) cross the waist, which looks very aggrieved.

……

This sentence made Li Enchanting furious:

"Just a little cockroach for you, this girl alone is enough, if I don't beat you all over the ground to find teeth, I won't be surnamed Li. ”

Her "little cockroach" made the animals at the scene look at each other and laugh dumbly.

Li Yourao is less than 1.7 centimeters tall at the moment, while the cockroach is 2 centimeters tall, and the gap between them is like a giant against a passerby. And she actually called him "little cockroach".

As soon as Li Yourao's words fell, she raised her nunchuck, wanting to hit the cockroach head-on.

But as soon as the stick was raised behind her head, it didn't move at all, it was firmly held by one hand, she didn't have to look back, and she knew that it was Yu Qiyun who pulled her stick.

"What are you doing, let it go!" she yelled.

"Let me do it. Yu Qiyun didn't let go, "Words without faith are not our human demeanor. ”

"You're going to be beaten to death. ”

"Ahem, I promise I won't fall again this time!"

When he said this, Yu Qiyun no longer had a hippie smile. is a rare seriousness, this kind of seriousness seems to have a magical magic, which actually made Li Yourao instantly hypnotized.

"Well... Alright!"

Li Yourao silently turned around and sat back on the field.

……

"Although you are very kind. The cockroach laughed and said, "But I'm going to slap your face swollen!"

He suddenly discovered that he had a talent for humor.

Yu Qiyun smiled silently, he found out that he was wrong, he should have used tools from the beginning, because body accessories are not comparable to cockroaches, so even if tools are used, they are in line with the principle of fair and just competition.

Fighting with cockroaches for physical strength, just like fighting for height with elephants, can never be fought.

He carefully observed that although the cockroaches in the rainforest and the domestic cockroaches were different in diet, one ate fallen leaves and the other stole oil, but the body surface was shiny.

I used to fight hand-to-hand with cockroaches, and every time I grabbed a greasy hand, I suffered a secret loss in vain.

So he smiled and pulled out his lighter.

The spider hoof emoji in the field suddenly lit up, stabbed the arm of the spider Xiaoliu, and shouted excitedly:

"He's going to take out the flowers that will bite. ”

Spider Xiaoliu also nodded proudly, as Yu Qiyun's sworn friend, just now I saw Yu Qiyun being beaten by cockroaches, and I felt that the whole person was not good.

Now Yu Qiyun is finally about to come up with a killer weapon, he silently presses all his toes under his buttocks, and covers the ears (cold hairs) on his legs.

"What are you doing?" asked the little fat spider.

"The screams will be loud. ”

"Aha, you're so bad, you're so bad!"

The little fat spider patted Xiao Liu's head, laughed treacherously, and gathered his legs together.

……

The sharp-eyed cockroach had already seen Yu Qiyun take out a mysterious little thing, but he didn't care at all, and the things of the insect scum were naturally scum.

Seeing Yu Qiyun standing still, he stretched out a middle finger at him, and this middle finger hooked him again.

The cockroach sneered and rushed over, he had to hurry up, no matter whether Yu Qiyun provoked or not, he had to rush over, but what surprised him was that Yu Qiyun, a stupid thing, did not avoid it, and let him be caught alive directly.

In the midst of everyone's exclamations, he let go and twisted his hand, and grabbed Yu Qiyun's neck again—successfully kidnapping Yu Qiyun for the second time.

The cockroach is in a mood at the moment, and it almost wants to sing loudly! Today's life can finally be saved!

Although he is absolutely sure of winning the competition, what will he do if the other party is Laipi? Just like the fierce female worm just now, once they don't speak, then they will really die in the belly of the scorpion.

No, you can control your own destiny. Grab a hostage to win the competition, and have a better chance of saving your life!

He deliberately smiled at the moth, triumphant, as if to say:

Stinky girl's skin, there is itself and then a flower to cover the master.

Moth Cailing understood this guy's eyes, and he trembled with anger, and his blood sugar rose because of Yu Qiyun's stupidity. She was so angry that she had saved that guy for nothing!

Oddly enough, though.

The spiders and those strange insects at the scene not only had a calm face, but also had a weird smile, which made the cockroach feel a pimple in his heart, and he always felt that something was wrong.

He was in doubt.

"Let's click",

A crisp sound sounded in the waist.

A sudden and unfamiliar pain in his waist made his neck shrink and his whole body spasmed.

He hurriedly looked sideways to see that his 8-month-old waist was squeaking with terrible sparks, and a wisp of green smoke surrounded his frightened face and rose into the sky......

"Ahh

This soul-tearing scream stunned the audience outside the arena for a while, because they hadn't heard such an earth-shattering scream for a long time.

I saw the cockroach howling and letting go of Yu Qiyun, and patting his waist with both hands, but the more he slapped the fire, the more it burned! His face had shrunk into a ball of pain, but fortunately his brain had not burned out.

"Poof".

He knelt down in front of Yu Qiyun, hugged Yu Qiyun's thigh, and wailed again and again:

"I surrender!

He knew that all this must be due to the mysterious thing (lighter) in Yu Qiyun's hand!

Yu Qiyun tightly guarded his hair with both hands, for fear that he would make another move to "monkey head-picking", and only said one word:

"Get out!"

Ah? Why is this man so ruthless! Now tell yourself to get out! Wouldn't you die of pain? The cockroach not only did not roll, but hugged Yu Qiyun's thigh tighter.

"I told you to get out of here, get on the ground, and the fire in your waist will be gone!

Yu Qiyun was angry and funny. (To be continued.) )