"How much do you know about ants now?"

Yue An did not answer positively, and lost a rhetorical question first.

From the shrunk to the present, in just two days, too many thrilling things have happened, and they have repeatedly brushed shoulders with life and death, especially Yu Qiyun.

Almost everything has to do with ants.

What is an ant?

Have you ever seen ants?

Are you familiar with ants?

If a journalist stops any man, woman, or child in the human world on the road.

They will all say in unison:

"I've seen it, I've seen it, I've seen it, I've seen

The little pot friends in the countryside and the suburbs will say happily:

I like to lie under the trees and watch the ants fight, they fight so fiercely!

The little pot friend in the city said in a milky voice:

I've seen it in cartoons, it's small, and I'm busy looking for food all day long, and I have so much strength!

Migrant girls in the city:

We are ants, we go out early and return late, we are busy all day during the day, and we sleep in a palm-sized place at night.

The uncles and aunts who are fighting on the front line of production in the factory: We are hard-working little ants! Contribute to the motherland! I am proud!

The housewife pouted while picking a piece of vegetables: Ants are the most annoying! When they see honey and sugar, they stick to it one by one, and it annoys people to death!

Comrade journalist summed it up:

It seems that everyone in the world knows a lot about ants as an animal, some like it and some hate it.

In the eyes of human beings: ants are the most familiar, isn't it the little insect who doesn't want to die when he works, doesn't want to die when he fights, doesn't want to die when he steals candy, and has so much strength that he wants to kill people.

Ants, like dogs, cats, chickens and ducks to people, have long been familiar with them and have no new topics to talk about.

……

But in fact, is that really the case?

What if the interviewer was replaced by a comrade reporter and our beloved scientist Shu Xiao?

When a biological scientist asks a passerby:

Did you know that ants have two stomachs?

Did you know that the vast majority of ants are girls?

Did you know that ants grow vegetables?

Did you know that ants can have family planning?

……

I believe that 99% of people will shake their heads in confusion and then angrily yell at scientists:

Why do I need to know this? It has something to do with me!

Yes.

In the human world, except for a few "ant control", ants do not have a dime to do with most people.

But in the uninhabited Amazon primeval forest, there is a relationship with a few shrunken human beings, such as Yu Qiyun and Li Enchanting.

Having a good relationship with ants can save their lives.

If you don't have a good relationship with ants, you can kill them.

So how can you have a good relationship with ants?

This is an art of psychology.

The human world has a good relationship with people who need it, and it is nothing more than a set of formulas that are familiar to you:

Make a sycophant and send some cigarettes and wine before the table.

Of course, money beauties don't want to go all, unless you want to get into the trumpet. (Alas, sadly, it seems that many people now have a soft spot for trumpets, one after another, and the indomitable twists and turns, which is touching)

However, the ant world never eats the human set, not only do they hate sycophants and lies, but candy and sweets can't be bribed, because they have given death orders from above, don't pick strange leaves, and don't touch strange food!

Or, let's have a beautiful man's plan......

It's a pity that although they are a group of female compatriots up and down, the cells of love have long been strangled in the cradle by fate, and even if the rice balls are exposed, they are in a shadow in front of them, twisted into a flower, and they are definitely not birds.

……

What to do?

How do you have a good relationship with little ants?

What about 100,000?

In Yu Qiyun, their heads flickered.

Yu Qiyun majored in psychology, but he majored in human psychology. Animal psychology is still blank.

Therefore, except for Yue An, who was still laughing at Mimi, the rest of the people were all at a loss, and they looked bitter.

"Okay, you guy, don't sell it, just say that you have something to say, and let it go! Your ears are itchy again, aren't they?"

Li Yourao stared intently at the slender jade ears of the brown-haired man, and her fingers were about to move.

"Capture the thief and capture the king first!" Yue An said quickly.

"What? You want us to kidnap the queen and force them to submit?

Li Yourao was almost burned by Yue'an's bottle of liquefied gas.

"Yes, yes, you kid is looking for your own death, don't cause everyone to be bitten into a honeycomb ball by these more than 1 million ants!"

The sausage mouth of the rice ball trembled.

These four-eyed boys are too outrageous! Li Yourao and Fantuan's eyes were furious, and they couldn't help but roar.

"Okay, don't mess around, let Anzi finish speaking!"

Only two people remained silent at the scene.

One is Yu Qiyun, he understands Yue'an, Anzi has always been a person who makes decisions and then acts, how can he be so irrational? After coming to the Amazon rainforest, Yue'an plays no less role than Yu Qiyun, Yu Qiyun is a clear reassurance, and Yue'an is a secret reassurance.

The other is the snack soap, she didn't respond, it doesn't mean that she is wise and foolish, but this little girl can't understand what Brother Yue'an is talking about? In her third-grade textbook, there is no word "catch the thief and capture the king first".

"I mean, who would dare to kidnap the Ant Queen if you have a good relationship with the Ant Queen?

Yue An smiled aggrievedly, it was just a metaphor to capture the thief and capture the king first, look at the beautiful and fat one.

"Yes, the queen is the highest crested boss of the ant tribe, and the supreme mother of all the ants. ”

Yu Qiyun smiled, he understood.

"That's right, we are only 5 people, manpower, material resources and time are limited, it is impossible to please all the millions of ants one by one, as long as the queen can be dealt with alone!"

Yue An nodded and added.

"It's so light! How do you do it? I really think that the queen of the people is sealed by you!"

Li Yourao's nose buzzed, and she was angry when she saw Yu Qiyun and Yue An singing and harmonizing.

……

In fact, pleasing a person is the same as pleasing an ant, knowing what he needs and helping him do what he wants. ”

Yue An looked at everyone with a smile.

Yu Qiyun touched his chin and nodded thoughtfully. When he took a psychology class at university, his professor often said, "Do not do to others what you do not want to do to yourself", so you might as well start with what you need to understand the needs of ants.

So what do ants need?

Future psychologists immediately think of these words:

Food, safety, reproduction, survival.

Okay! Then we'll help her, help her!

Then, transform their power into their own power like the photosynthesis of green leaves.

But this is not an exchange of interests for Chiguoguo.

Rather, it is the interdependence between humans and animals that began when Adam and Eve lived in the Garden of Eden.

There is a little chubby paper, but he is suspicious, as a fat young man with excessive male hormones, he is extremely sensitive to the word "desire" in Yue An's mouth, especially after Yue An glanced at him intentionally or unintentionally.

Fantuan muttered in his heart:

Isn't this kid hinting that I should have a singing and crying love with the queen of ants, and use this vulgar and old-fashioned method in the human world to curry favor with the queen of ants who I have never met?

The heart moves and the mouth moves.

Fantuanyuan's face turned red, and he blurted out:

"Yue'an, I'm... First of all, I declare: Although I am male and female, I absolutely do not have interracial love... No half-dime interest!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and burst into laughter.

"You fat brain, in addition to cooking and eating, you think about these unhealthy things all day long!"

Li Enchanting was angry and funny, and a slender jade finger poked at the head of the rice ball!

"Brother Fantuan, in addition to being responsible for cooking, you are also one of the five of us who is specifically responsible for being funny!"

Soap Soap cracked his mouth wide and laughed like a prodigal hoof.

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Xiaoqiang drank the oil to his heart's content, and said while picking his teeth:

Brother Yu, I want to go to the University of Arts and apply for the examination to please the department.

After graduation, you will definitely be able to do it!

Art academies don't have this department!

I'll throw an eraser over it!

It turns out that your novels are all lies, what kind of "please" is an art?!

Xiao Qiang howled and rolled around on the ground......